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Title: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 10:26:56 AM
There is going to be another CFC joining the world....whoa...
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: BatteryStaple on January 29, 2019, 10:30:21 AM
You're pregnant?!?!!?
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 10:32:38 AM
You're pregnant?!?!!?

Yes, and it's yours...

Such a slut
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: BatteryStaple on January 29, 2019, 10:35:19 AM
Wait, I thought I was pregnant with SCG's baby.
Wow I'm a slut.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 10:38:15 AM
Wait, I thought I was pregnant with SCG's baby.
Wow I'm a slut.

Apparently you can dish it and take it... Impressive...

And yes

I'm a slut.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: BatteryStaple on January 29, 2019, 10:42:36 AM
That quote will never go away, will it?
I'm going to be next in line to take the throne of John Davis someday, and you're gonna whip that quote out, then I'll get lynched.

Thanks. :'(
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Post by: Pezevenk on January 29, 2019, 10:46:35 AM
Wait, what's going on?
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Post by: Crouton on January 29, 2019, 10:55:36 AM
Wow! Congrats! Is this your first?
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Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 29, 2019, 11:01:25 AM
You're gonna need to get a minivan.
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Post by: BatteryStaple on January 29, 2019, 11:01:48 AM
And a fanny pack.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: boydster on January 29, 2019, 11:01:57 AM
Holy moly! Congrats CFC, it's a BABY!
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 11:09:29 AM
Wow! Congrats! Is this your first?

Thanks!!!

I have two boys with my ex wife 9 and 6. Hopefully this one is a girl, gonna get snipped now. Three is my Max before I start losing hair.

You're gonna need to get a minivan.
>:(
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 29, 2019, 11:21:11 AM
Congrats CFC! Name the baby after me, Gayer is a great name for either sex.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 11:22:05 AM
Congrats CFC! Name the baby after me, Gayer is a great name for either sex.

Your real name maybe...

However gayer... I don't want to doom the child with a name lol
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 29, 2019, 11:42:33 AM
Congrats CFC! Name the baby after me, Gayer is a great name for either sex.

Your real name maybe...

However gayer... I don't want to doom the child with a name lol

Gaydafi then? The Colonel? Imagine with a little moustache called The Colonel
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Post by: NotSoSkeptical on January 29, 2019, 11:45:38 AM
There is going to be another CFC joining the world....whoa...

Congrats.

Would this have anything to do with the 3 women in your home?
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Bom Tishop on January 29, 2019, 12:17:54 PM
There is going to be another CFC joining the world....whoa...

Congrats.

Would this have anything to do with the 3 women in your home?

No it happened before (though didn't find out till today obviously), that was a very short lived thing I put an end to quickly. It wasn't some swinger sex pad or anything like that..mostly irritating, unless we all went out which was kinda funny to see the nasty looks given by others.

It is with the same woman I have been with for a while.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 29, 2019, 01:06:29 PM

Give it roots to grow and wings to fly, and name it Jura if it's a girl and Foghorn Leghorn if it's a boy
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on January 29, 2019, 01:07:48 PM

Give it roots to grow and wings to fly, and name it Jura if it's a girl and Foghorn Leghorn if it's a boy

+100 . Best post in the topic so far.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: Pezevenk on January 30, 2019, 06:47:21 AM
It is with the same woman I have been with for a while.
Oh, the tankie? Are you going to name the kid Lenin or something?

issa joke
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on January 30, 2019, 07:34:41 AM
Congratulations.
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Post by: Shifter on February 01, 2019, 03:44:48 AM
Fantastic news man! Babies are the best. As my kid grows up I miss all the cute mannerisms and their own language they develop.

Some people complain about the sleepless nights. I say it gives purpose, and the fact that there is a little one that looks to you for comfort is worth all the missed sleep
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Post by: RocketSauce on February 05, 2019, 11:15:38 AM
A now disgraced comedian once said about kids... Let it change you.

You already having a bunch I guess you don't need inspirational advice. But even though I was already willing and ready for the challenge, I always like that quote.
Title: Re: Holy crap!! Guess what?!?
Post by: faded mike on February 08, 2019, 08:41:48 PM
Congratulations!