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Title: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 11, 2018, 11:55:35 PM
"It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"
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Post by: Bullwinkle on December 12, 2018, 12:12:18 AM
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 12, 2018, 12:15:45 AM
I don't have one.
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Post by: boydster on December 12, 2018, 04:07:00 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF4w6B.gif)
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Post by: BatteryStaple on December 12, 2018, 05:16:13 AM
Who's bringing the pole this year?
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Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 12, 2018, 07:08:07 AM
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!
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Post by: JimmyTheCrab on December 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?
Sawdust.
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Post by: Crouton on December 12, 2018, 08:03:41 AM
Welcome Unicorn.

I have a Festivus pole as well. Except it's wood and there are evergreen branches and needles growing out of it. The branches are adorned but the pole is not. Therefore it's compatible with the rules of Festivus.
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 12, 2018, 08:25:08 AM
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!

Thanks!
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 22, 2018, 10:36:52 PM
Happy Festivus to those on the east coast or Europe!
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Post by: boydster on December 23, 2018, 06:32:23 AM
HAPPY FESTIVUS!

I'm going to do beer curls today as my feat of strength.
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 23, 2018, 11:32:21 AM
Happy Festivus!
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Post by: John Davis on December 23, 2018, 11:32:48 AM
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 23, 2018, 11:34:13 AM
You didn't have to do that.
Title: Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
Post by: John Davis on December 23, 2018, 11:34:54 AM
Then I won't!
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 23, 2018, 11:36:00 AM
It's a Festivus miracle!
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Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
HAPPY FESTIVUS, YOU JERKS.
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Post by: faded mike on December 23, 2018, 11:22:16 PM
HAPPY FESTIVUS
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Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 24, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
Happy Festivus!
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Post by: wise on December 25, 2018, 07:16:37 AM
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.

Well done.   :o