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Title: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 10, 2016, 03:51:58 PM
A man angry with a slow taco Bell drive through window, decided to ride his horse INTO the taco Bell.

That is all....
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: hoppy on August 10, 2016, 07:12:21 PM
Reported. ::)
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: markjo on August 10, 2016, 07:43:01 PM
Yes I am from Texas and yes...
Wasn't there some old saw about the only 2 things that come from Texas are steers and queers?

Or was it something about Texas being the land where men are men, cattle are nervous and women are jealous?
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 11, 2016, 10:04:15 AM
Reported. ::)

I didn't expect you to understand the implied preconceived Dogma or appreciate the humor in this. You can go back in your corner now, I think that is enough attempted thought for you this week.

Yes I am from Texas and yes...
Wasn't there some old saw about the only 2 things that come from Texas are steers and queers?

Or was it something about Texas being the land where men are men, cattle are nervous and women are jealous?

Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 11, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
You will probably enjoy this twitter acct https://twitter.com/a_texas_man  This one is one of my favorites https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan


Oh almost forgot this one https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 11, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
In Texas, everything is big; even the idiots. 
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: nexzus on August 11, 2016, 04:31:22 PM
Oh almost forgot this one https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

Another crazy Florida woman:
https://twitter.com/triciev/
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 11, 2016, 04:39:23 PM
Oh wow....dug up a comment from jroa AND hoppy(giving Hoppy the extreme benefit of calling it a comment). Don't I feel special..

Though I will say its funny, only reason anyone knew this was because someone put it on social media. No one called the cops or anything...you ride inside a building(excluding a barn) on a horse in any other state you will cause panic lol. Some people giggled but others didn't even stop eating.

Sucks the a man from Texas stopped being updated...never heard of that till cowgirl , I remember some of those from the news
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bullwinkle on August 11, 2016, 05:53:41 PM
A man angry with a slow taco Bell drive through window, decided to ride his horse INTO the taco Bell.

That is all....


No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.

Nothing about horses.


Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 11, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
A man angry with a slow taco Bell drive through window, decided to ride his horse INTO the taco Bell.

That is all....


No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.

Nothing about horses.



You sure you are not Texan? That sounds like a Texan defense, and a good one at that. I am sure the horse had "horseshoes"....
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bullwinkle on August 11, 2016, 08:07:09 PM
A man angry with a slow taco Bell drive through window, decided to ride his horse INTO the taco Bell.

That is all....


No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.

Nothing about horses.



You sure you are not Texan? That sounds like a Texan defense, and a good one at that. I am sure the horse had "horseshoes"....


I like that he was in the drive through on a horse. That's style.

Can you make me an honorary Texan?
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 11, 2016, 10:36:58 PM

I like that he was in the drive through on a horse. That's style.

Can you make me an honorary Texan?

As a native Texan I have the power..

Can you tell the difference between the smell of cattle poop and hog poop from a distance?

Do you like things that go boom big and small?

When you see a hill....do you want to jump it with ANYTHING that has wheels no matter how many wheels it has?

Ever fought a Billy goat...if not, ever saw one and thought "what if"?

If something doesn't have an engine but could, do you ever have the urge to put one on it?

If something is not rocket or fan jet propelled but could be, do you ever have the urge to make it so?

Do you ever have the urge to drive a riding lawn mower on the road after drinking to attain more alcohol?

Can you be intelligent, professional and productive during the day...yet at times, be childish, "hey y'all watch this", and ridiculous during off hours?

Could you decipher a drunken hillbilly's ramblings that consists of multiple paragraphs sounding as one long run on sentence? (You would be surprised the life lessons you can learn from those old men. It may come in the form of metaphors but they are there lol)
Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bullwinkle on August 11, 2016, 11:22:24 PM

I like that he was in the drive through on a horse. That's style.

Can you make me an honorary Texan?

As a native Texan I have the power..

Can you tell the difference between the smell of cattle poop and hog poop from a distance?

How far?


Do you like things that go boom big and small?

Ammonium Iodide is my favorite.
Nitrogen Triiodide was too dangerous, even for me.
I've built and fired dozens of aerials.


When you see a hill....do you want to jump it with ANYTHING that has wheels no matter how many wheels it has?

Wheels are just the grease to get shit airborne.


Ever fought a Billy goat...if not, ever saw one and thought "what if"?

My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.


If something doesn't have an engine but could, do you ever have the urge to put one on it?

Only one?


If something is not rocket or fan jet propelled but could be, do you ever have the urge to make it so?

Let's just say I was first on the scene at the brush fire.


Do you ever have the urge to drive a riding lawn mower on the road after drinking to attain more alcohol?

I don't remember.


Can you be intelligent, professional and productive during the day...yet at times, be childish, "hey y'all watch this", and ridiculous during off hours?

Got the scars to prove it and the smarts to lie about it.


Could you decipher a drunken hillbilly's ramblings that consists of multiple paragraphs sounding as one long run on sentence? (You would be surprised the life lessons you can learn from those old men. It may come in the form of metaphors but they are there lol)

I have always loved listening to old men ramble on about stuff.
You learn what matters in life.




Title: Re: Yes I am from Texas and yes
Post by: Bom Tishop on August 12, 2016, 12:09:46 AM

Wheels are just the grease to get shit airborne.
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Fantastic answers, but those two I was already pretty much sold ha ha...Anyone who cannot confirm nor deny taking a riding lawn mower to the beer store deserves a hat tip.

I think you are living in the wrong state, and moving to the wrong country....it sounds like there just might be a place for you here ;D