The Flat Earth Society
Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: 7string on November 08, 2006, 10:39:22 AM
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"Mr. President, how do you feel about wasting the American's tax dollars on NASA and these so called "satellites" when you know for a fact that the Earth is flat, regardless of photography, video evidence in the past 50 years, science, non-retardation, and these fake trips to the moon all 5,999,990,000 of you round earthers say to be true?"
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An excellent question!
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An excellent question!
Only if you want to be shot dead.
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hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country.... truely the land of the free i suppose.
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hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country.... truely the land of the free i suppose.
THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
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Why does the president of the United States need to know about the conspiracy?
~D-Draw
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Why does the president of the United States need to know about the conspiracy?
~D-Draw
My guess is, he'd probably like to know why he's not in charge.
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hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country.... truely the land of the free i suppose.
THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Was it now, dear boy? Well, I am so glad to hear that...you got any proof for that, chief? Or are you just going by the words of a book which was written centuries after the fact, edited, chopped, mistranslated and misinterpreted, and now holds no more relavancy than a piece of kindling?
Thought so.
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six days, it was created in six days. on the seventh, god said f u c k it i a'int working on this anymore.
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hey, people still believe the earth was created in 7 days in this country.... truely the land of the free i suppose.
THE EARTH WAS CREATED IN 7 DAYS.
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Says the bible. From that logic, I can say there are three pigs out there that can build their own houses, three bears that own their own home and can make porridge and a girl named Cinderella that got a dress magically put on by a fairy god mother so she could go to a ball - because the books said so.
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I would the President:
"Mr President, Why do you use The Google to look at your ranch when you have access to hundred times more powerful US military satellites that would give you a much better image?"
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Beast, you know theres no such thing as satellites
I never liked the creation story in the bible, if he is omnipotent... why did it take him six days?
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i don't personally think that the bible actually says that he created it in 7 days, correct me if i'm wrong, but i seem to just mention it saying on the 1st day.....on the 7th day.
That does not neccesarily mean7 successive days, he could have spread it across 10 billion years, so that the time frame we come up with the universe by physics does actually correlate tp the biblical view
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Beast, you know theres no such thing as satellites
I never liked the creation story in the bible, if he is omnipotent... why did it take him six days?
The bible does not desrcibe things litterally. Most of the time they are anaolgies, or represented on different scales. The genesis is pretty obviously not to litteral.
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Seven days before there was even a morning and evening? Has anyone heard of poetic license? They tend to use it a lot in the Bible.
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The bible uses poetic licence, next thing you're going to be telling me that enoch actually died, Methuselah didn't live until he was 900 odd years old, Noah didn't give birth until he was 145, and also that jesus wasn't gods son, and a virgins son.
Who'd a believed it all
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Poetic License...as in a lie? That's the most common type I know!!
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you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence
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you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence
It can't be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.
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you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence
It can be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.
How can/i] you wake up dead?
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you could very well say lie, but i prefer poetic licence
It can be a lie until it can be demonstrated to be false. Which you won't know until you're dead.
How can/i] you wake up dead?
Well it happened once in Montreal. A girl that was in the morgue woke up, I won't give you the details but the emplyee fainted....and he had his pants down when they found him.
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I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)
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I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)
OMG it's Rick James.
SLAP!
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Noah didn't give birth until he was 145
I thought Noah was 500 before he had children--and by the way he didn't give birth himself (he's a dude).
After Noah was 500 years old, he became the father of Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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Noah isn't real. The Bible isn't fact, it's a bunch of stories and mythology taken from previous religions and trying to instil morality, ethics and purpose into people.
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I'd ask if he has a headache (after this week)
OMG it's Rick James.
SLAP!
Erm.... yes it is..... well spotted!