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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 06:57:27 PM

Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 06:57:27 PM
I have decided that I no longer have the time nor the willpower to continue to be a member of these forums.  There is no convincing FEers, and college is very demanding.  If anyone ever says, "where's fathomak?" just tell them I was killed on the adventure of Victorian proportions or something of the like.  Good day.
Title: Re: My official resignation
Post by: GeoGuy on November 07, 2006, 07:02:16 PM
Quote from: "fathomak"
Good day.


And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Title: My official resignation
Post by: semperround on November 07, 2006, 07:04:38 PM
bye :cry:
Title: My official resignation
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on November 07, 2006, 07:43:46 PM
Take care dude.  I'll tell people you died battling Godzilla for the right to destroy Tokyo.  Sounds cool enough.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 08:00:24 PM
Wow, I can tell I was popular.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: woopedazz on November 07, 2006, 08:25:46 PM
who's fathomak?



muhahahaha  :D
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Erasmus on November 07, 2006, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
who's fathomak?


Somebody who sucks at resigning.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on November 07, 2006, 09:45:07 PM
Wait! Fathomak! I need to tell you something!...



I love you.  :cry: I always have, ever since that time that I never knew who you were. My heart is a black abyss without you in my perverbial arms. I can't live without you! Uhm...Roses are red, violets are blue, the Earth is flat, and I'm not wearing shoes.

PLEASE DON'T GO!!! :cry: *sobs*


~D-Draw
Title: My official resignation
Post by: beast on November 07, 2006, 10:58:14 PM
A baby seal walks into a club...
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 11:10:22 PM
Seals don't walk...  at least not in the conventional sense of walking...

What does the seal do in the club?
Title: My official resignation
Post by: beast on November 07, 2006, 11:14:50 PM
It's a joke.  You're not supposed to take it literally.

I apologise sincerely for your lack of humour.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 11:16:57 PM
I don't get the joke.

EDIT:  BTW, I forgive you.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: beast on November 07, 2006, 11:19:54 PM
You must have heard the millions of jokes that begin with "a [thing] walks into a bar"

This is the same as those apart from instead they walk into a club.  Baby seals are clubbed to death in Alaska or Canada or somewhere like that.  Because they are very cute people don't like this.  Hence when I say that it walked into a club it sounds like the above walking into a bar thing but instead I'm talking about a stick of wood type club.  Droll.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: TheEngineer on November 07, 2006, 11:24:14 PM
It's quite amazing that it had to be explained.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 07, 2006, 11:24:43 PM
Ah... well then can you forgive me for my ignorance as well?

Actually, I've heard of the clubbing.  Sorry, I just wasn't thinking along those lines.  In that case, well said.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: woopedazz on November 07, 2006, 11:38:23 PM
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It's quite amazing that it had to be explained.


that made it all the more funny for me  :)
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 11, 2006, 08:52:11 PM
Now it's official.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on November 11, 2006, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: "fathomak"
Now it's official.


Noooooooo!!  :cry:  :cry:


Tell Edna...Tell her I said 'Hi.' :cry: OH GOD! Saying goodbye is so difficult...I...I CAN'T LET YOU GO! I love you, fathomak. Pleaaaase...:cry: I can't live with out you...Ahhhh.


~D-Draw
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Nomad on November 11, 2006, 09:29:19 PM
My Giveashitter is broken, sorry.
Title: Re: My official resignation
Post by: Ubuntu on November 12, 2006, 12:07:21 PM
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
Quote from: "fathomak"
Good day.


And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!


Ooh what's the name of that movie?
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Leo on November 12, 2006, 12:12:43 PM
oh man ... we can't get rid of you, can't we?

you said, you go away,
YOU'RE STILL HERE!

pls do me favor and go with jesus!
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Gallilei on November 12, 2006, 12:13:41 PM
haha,
you believe in a super-natural being
Title: My official resignation
Post by: fathomak on November 12, 2006, 12:40:04 PM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
My Giveashitter is broken, sorry.


Then I would suggest you stop having anal sex.

Quote from: "DiegoDraw"
Noooooooo!!  


Tell Edna...Tell her I said 'Hi.'  OH GOD! Saying goodbye is so difficult...I...I CAN'T LET YOU GO! I love you, fathomak. Pleaaaase... I can't live with out you...Ahhhh.


~D-Draw


The feeling certainly isn't mutual.

If nothing else, these forums are entertaining.  But there are more productive ways I could be using my time.  I'm in college, planning on going Ph.D, and arguing about whether or not the earth is flat isn't helping me get there.  Best of luck to everyone.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: TheEngineer on November 12, 2006, 01:52:05 PM
You are really bad at this whole 'leaving' thing.
Title: My official resignation
Post by: Nomad on November 12, 2006, 01:54:35 PM
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
You are really bad at this whole 'leaving' thing.


Haha.  Pwned.

Shouldn't this thread be in Everything Else or something, by the way?