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Title: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on January 06, 2013, 11:45:00 PM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on January 06, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 06, 2013, 11:51:16 PM
Prove it.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on January 07, 2013, 12:30:25 AM
Prove it.
No need. It is self-evident.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 07, 2013, 01:04:23 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 07, 2013, 01:39:49 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lorddave on January 07, 2013, 03:07:43 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Parsifal on January 07, 2013, 04:00:30 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Crudblud on January 07, 2013, 05:19:46 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: hoppy on January 07, 2013, 05:22:51 AM
He is.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 07, 2013, 06:01:30 AM
He is.
At least try to post in the right thread.

Also, they are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on January 07, 2013, 06:21:37 AM
Cats are better than dogs.


Dog chases Cat (http://#)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 07, 2013, 06:25:41 AM
Cats are pussies.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 07, 2013, 06:58:44 AM
Cats are pussies.

pun intended?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 07, 2013, 07:03:32 AM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 07, 2013, 07:04:46 AM
they aren't
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 07, 2013, 08:38:38 AM
Cats are pussies.

pun intended?

What pun?  ???
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nimp on January 07, 2013, 08:39:09 AM
I wish there was a way to cross-breed a cat and a dog to get the ultimate pet.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 07, 2013, 08:49:18 AM
Do you mean something like this?
(http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/_/toonroom/catdog/images/catc.gif)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lorddave on January 07, 2013, 09:36:05 AM
Do you mean something like this?
(http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/_/toonroom/catdog/images/catc.gif)

It should be noted: Cat has a litter box but no anus.
Therefore the only logical conclusion is that Dog pukes cat shit.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 07, 2013, 11:38:21 AM
Cats are better than dogs.


Dog chases Cat (http://#)

Dogs can't climb trees.  Point for cats
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Thork on January 07, 2013, 12:01:54 PM
Cats are better than dogs.


Dog chases Cat (http://#)

Dogs can't climb trees.  Point for cats
Cat can't bring you the newspaper. Point for dogs.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on January 07, 2013, 12:13:22 PM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 07, 2013, 12:19:30 PM
Prove it.
No need. It is self-evident.

Prove it.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on January 07, 2013, 12:32:21 PM
Prove it.
No need. It is self-evident.

Prove it.
Again? Again:
Dog chases Cat (http://#)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on January 07, 2013, 12:33:45 PM
And... They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 07, 2013, 04:23:07 PM
Cats are better than dogs.


Dog chases Cat (http://#)

Dogs can't climb trees.  Point for cats
Cat can't bring you the newspaper. Point for dogs.

(http://)

There seems to be a misconception that cats can't be trained.  They absolutely can.  They're just more difficult because they aren't stupid mindless biological machines.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lorddave on January 07, 2013, 04:52:44 PM
I wonder what the ratio of dog vs cat videos on youtube?

Also: "Dog videos" is a banned word combination.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 07, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Thork on January 07, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.

No. This is what cats do when you are dead.
http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/ (http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 07, 2013, 05:11:49 PM
Dogs would probably just go and off themselves if their owners were to die because those useless pieces of shit can't do anything on their own.

Cats, on the other hand, are intelligent enough to take advantage of your dumbfuckery to obtain all the food and shelter they need, while retaining their independence. They're worthy of respect, dogs aren't.

No. This is what cats do when you are dead.
http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/ (http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/09/dead-woman-is-eaten-by-her-cats-11038/)

So, you agree with me? That's good.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 07, 2013, 06:09:01 PM
The dead woman was nibbled to death my her cats.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on January 07, 2013, 06:59:14 PM
The dead woman was nibbled to death [by] her cats.
Your sentence structure misappropriates her cause of death and therefore misrepresents the reported facts of the story.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on January 08, 2013, 04:54:30 AM
The only good cat is a dead cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2013, 12:41:39 PM
Cats are pretty useful both dead or alive.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 08, 2013, 12:54:27 PM
Some might contend that cats are more useful dead than alive;
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/09/78/05/17/54/0978051754516_500X500.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 08, 2013, 01:53:03 PM
Cats are pretty useful both dead or alive.

They're the cat's pajamas.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on January 08, 2013, 02:21:58 PM
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/09/78/05/17/54/0978051754516_500X500.jpg)
I sincerely hope that's a childrens' book. I only have one other (http://#) in reserve for when I become a parent.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EnigmaZV on January 08, 2013, 02:33:16 PM
Dogs are better than cats, there's no equivalent children's cat story for 'Clifford the Big Red Dog,' as we know exactly what would happen if house cats were to grow that large, and the story isn't child appropriate.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: hoppy on January 08, 2013, 02:36:13 PM
Does anyone know why people from Texas refer to something that is good as "the cat's ass"? I have heard of 2 texans using that phrase in the past couple of months. It is puzzling to me.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 08, 2013, 02:41:06 PM
Does anyone know why people from Texas refer to something that is good as "the cat's ass"? I have heard of 2 texans using that phrase in the past couple of months. It is puzzling to me.

I am from Texas and I have never heard this. I'll probably start hearing it all the time now that it has been mentioned.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 08, 2013, 02:43:07 PM
People in Texas uses computers?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 08, 2013, 02:47:26 PM
You can make a violin bow out of a cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 08, 2013, 02:50:25 PM
You can make a hat out of a cat, and put it on a cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on January 08, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
Dogs are better than cats, there's no equivalent children's cat story for 'Clifford the Big Red Dog,' as we know exactly what would happen if house cats were to grow that large, and the story isn't child appropriate.

As if Clifford wasn't sanitized.  We never saw Clifford's big red balls.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2013, 07:21:03 PM
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/09/78/05/17/54/0978051754516_500X500.jpg)
I sincerely hope that's a childrens' book. I only have one other (http://#) in reserve for when I become a parent.

It's not really a children's book, but I read it as a child.  That one and http://www.amazon.com/Final-Exit-Cats-Feline-Suicide/dp/006096961X (http://www.amazon.com/Final-Exit-Cats-Feline-Suicide/dp/006096961X)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 08, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
Dogs are smarter than cats.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2013, 09:20:49 PM
No.  No they are not.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 08, 2013, 09:30:44 PM
Yes, they are indeed.

Also, doesn't having a pet that is antisocial as fuck defeat the purpose of having a pet?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2013, 09:39:44 PM
Cats are not antisocial.  They're actually quite social.  I don't know why cats have that stigma attached to them.  Some are pretty skiddish, and sure they're not as excitable as dogs, but they also don't attack visitors or bark at everything that moves.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: OrbisNonSufficit on January 08, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
Yes, they are indeed.

Also, doesn't having a pet that is antisocial as fuck defeat the purpose of having a pet?

Not all cats are anti social.  They are not annoying as fuck like many dogs are, where they won't leave you alone and insist on jumping up on you, but they do enjoy sitting near you and being pet.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2013, 09:58:02 PM
I know there was that video that compared friends to pets, but this is more accurate:

Dog: HEY BRO WHATS UP WANNA PLAY XBOX? DUDE IM SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW GUNS OF SHOOTY: MEN OF GUNFIRE LETS GO OWN SOME NOOBS LOLOLO THATS INTERNET TALK FOR WINNING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARENT GOOD AT THE GAME HEY BRO COME ON WHERE YOU GOING OH YOU'RE GONNA GO PEE ALL RIGHT BRO I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR YOU THEN WELL PLAY SOME GUNS OF SHOOTY HEY BRO WHATS TAKING SO LONG DID YOU CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING HURRY UP BRO!

Cat: Hey man, what's up?  Just chillin'?  Cool, I can do that.  Let's chill.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 09, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
man-cat, come here

cat-f*** no brah, i gotta go tear s*** up and be antisocial
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 09, 2013, 10:33:04 AM
I know there was that video that compared friends to pets, but this is more accurate:

Dog: HEY BRO WHATS UP WANNA PLAY XBOX? DUDE IM SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW GUNS OF SHOOTY: MEN OF GUNFIRE LETS GO OWN SOME NOOBS LOLOLO THATS INTERNET TALK FOR WINNING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARENT GOOD AT THE GAME HEY BRO COME ON WHERE YOU GOING OH YOU'RE GONNA GO PEE ALL RIGHT BRO I'LL JUST WAIT OUT HERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR YOU THEN WELL PLAY SOME GUNS OF SHOOTY HEY BRO WHATS TAKING SO LONG DID YOU CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING HURRY UP BRO!

Cat: Hey man, what's up?  Just chillin'?  Cool, I can do that.  Let's chill.

That's a pretty chill cat. I'd chill with that cool cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 09, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
Dogs seem to actually care about their masters most of the time. Cats often do not give a shit about them.

Cats hate you, dogs love you.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 09, 2013, 11:08:24 AM
Nah.  Cats are generally to apathetic to hate their masters.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 09, 2013, 11:47:41 AM
I have seen many cats trying to comfort people.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 09, 2013, 11:55:46 AM
I have seen many more trying to have nothing to do with people.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 09, 2013, 12:54:56 PM
If cats are antisocial it's usually because people were shitty to them when they were younger.  Dogs are too stupid to know any different unless they've been seriously abused.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 09, 2013, 12:57:27 PM
Where are all the bomb/drug/blood sniffing cats? And seeing eye cats, and police cats? Oh yeah, cats are only good at sitting on the window sill staring blankly at things and chasing phantom mice.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 09, 2013, 01:11:46 PM
Sean is just mad because he thinks cats are girly pets and that dogs are manly pets.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lorddave on January 09, 2013, 01:43:48 PM
Where are all the bomb/drug/blood sniffing cats? And seeing eye cats, and police cats? Oh yeah, cats are only good at sitting on the window sill staring blankly at things and chasing phantom mice.

Cats are stealth hunters not trackers.  Their noses aren't as sensitive.  Their eyes are great at night vision but they are too smart to run around at night looking for dangerous people.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 09, 2013, 02:06:29 PM
Cats may not be capable of most of the things that dogs are used as service animals for, but can still be trained to complete certain tasks.  They can open doors, fetch things, and they can also sense illness and symptoms of specific ailments (they can predict seizures pretty well).

Cats aren't just "antisocial" for no reason, they just tend to have a much higher sense of self preservation than dogs.  They're also not emotionally void creatures, they very clearly capable of empathy.  My cats have always been more friendly and cuddly when I'm sick.

They can also tell from body language when someone obviously doesn't like cats.  So if you don't like cats because they're assholes it's probably because they can tell you think they're assholes and they think YOU are an asshole for it.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 09, 2013, 03:09:01 PM
My dog has a cat boyfriend.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: hoppy on January 09, 2013, 03:14:59 PM
My dog has a cat boyfriend.
Your dog sounds confused.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 09, 2013, 03:21:01 PM
My, well, not really mine as I didn't chose to obtain her she just lives in my house, chihuahua, a poor, tiny, defenseless chihuahua was viciously attacked by a cat. Cats are mean.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 09, 2013, 04:34:05 PM
The cat just lets my chiweenie hump him, all the time. I think he likes it.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 09, 2013, 04:49:04 PM
i usually see cats avoiding people
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 09, 2013, 07:08:39 PM
Cats always come up to me. Even cats on the street. Even today at my friend's house, her cats couldn't leave me alone and they were friendly as hell. They're not all crazy antisocial.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 09, 2013, 07:27:45 PM
there are more antisocial cats than antisocial dogs
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Particle Person on January 09, 2013, 07:46:22 PM
there are more antisocial cats than antisocial dogs

Really? Nearly every dog I encounter on the street won't shut the fuck up until I've moved ten blocks away, and the barking isn't friendly.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on January 09, 2013, 07:59:40 PM
My, well, not really mine as I didn't chose to obtain her she just lives in my house, chihuahua, a poor, tiny, defenseless chihuahua was viciously attacked by a cat. Cats are mean.

Chihuahuas are evil.  It probably deserved it, the nasty little ankle biter.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 09, 2013, 08:22:36 PM
there are more antisocial cats than antisocial dogs

Really? Nearly every dog I encounter on the street won't shut the fuck up until I've moved ten blocks away, and the barking isn't friendly.

That.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 09, 2013, 09:02:54 PM
My, well, not really mine as I didn't chose to obtain her she just lives in my house, chihuahua, a poor, tiny, defenseless chihuahua was viciously attacked by a cat. Cats are mean.
And a bigger dog wouldn't attack and chase after a cat, ever. Right? ::)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 09, 2013, 09:04:30 PM
Besides, the cat probably just slapped that yappy little piece of shit dog.  Hardly the same as chasing it down and breaking its neck like a big dog (that isn't accustomed to cats) would do to a cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 10, 2013, 04:42:46 AM
My, well, not really mine as I didn't chose to obtain her she just lives in my house, chihuahua, a poor, tiny, defenseless chihuahua was viciously attacked by a cat. Cats are mean.

Chihuahuas are evil.  It probably deserved it, the nasty little ankle biter.

chihuahuas don't deserve to be called a dog, they're more like a scrawny rat
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Parsifal on January 10, 2013, 04:51:05 AM
there are more antisocial cats than antisocial dogs

Really? Nearly every dog I encounter on the street won't shut the fuck up until I've moved ten blocks away, and the barking isn't friendly.

That.

+1
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Particle Person on January 10, 2013, 10:20:06 AM
there are more antisocial cats than antisocial dogs

Really? Nearly every dog I encounter on the street won't shut the fuck up until I've moved ten blocks away, and the barking isn't friendly.

That.

+1

QFT
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 10, 2013, 10:21:28 AM
They can smell your fear.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Particle Person on January 10, 2013, 10:35:02 AM
Whenever a dog tries to scare me away like that, I just walk right up to them, as if to challenge them. Invariably they just get nervous and back off. Then, I turn away and smirkingly say, "looks like he's all bark", while the credits begin and The Who plays.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 10, 2013, 10:58:07 AM
I think I see the problem here. You, Parsifal and Nomad are all covered in hair, so the dogs must be recognizing you as one of them.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 10, 2013, 11:08:24 AM
Dogs offer more protection from home intrusion.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 10, 2013, 11:18:55 AM
I like how every point you try to make about dogs being better involves them being mindless servants.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 10, 2013, 01:37:55 PM
Dog meat tastes better than cat meat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 10, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
Dogs offer more protection from home intrusion.

Not really.  Most of them are all bark and no bite at best, or flat out stupid and friendly.  I've met many, many dogs that if you act friendly towards them they're already your best friend.  Ever seen that show "It Takes a Thief"?  Pretty much every time those guys break into one of the homes that have a dog, it's either not a threat or they quickly deal with the dog by luring it into a room and closing the door.

Unless your dog is specifically trained for home protection, it's useless.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 10, 2013, 04:26:17 PM
Barking is like an alarm going off.  It alerts you to potential danger and gives you time to prepare and defend yourself.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 10, 2013, 08:00:31 PM
Barking is like an alarm going off.  It alerts you to potential danger and gives you time to prepare and defend yourself.

This. I would rather not sleep through my home being pillaged.

Blanko: You point out that dogs are extremely helpful and loyal is if it is a bad thing.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lord Wilmore on January 10, 2013, 08:56:54 PM
Dogs offer more protection from home intrusion.


Unless you bring meat, or train them not to accept meat from strangers. Which is really hard. Never mind that this means thinking of your pet as tool rather than, you know, a pet.


I don't think cats are better than dogs, but I do think they make for much more manageable pets. A dog is a big responsibility. A cat is largely its own responsibility, and that is a good thing in a pet. That said, I'd love a dog. But I do sometimes wonder how much of that is convention, or a desire to be depended upon absolutely.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Vindictus on January 10, 2013, 09:11:19 PM
The logical conclusion is to own both; I have 2 dogs and 1 cat. Problem solved.

Oh, and all 3 love each other.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Blanko on January 10, 2013, 10:08:14 PM
Blanko: You point out that dogs are extremely helpful and loyal is if it is a bad thing.

Being loyal for no reason is dumb. Dogs are dumb.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 10, 2013, 10:12:23 PM
Being a friend to the person who shelters you, cares for you, and spends as much time with you as they do the rest of their family is dumb.

k
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Lord Wilmore on January 10, 2013, 10:17:44 PM
Persons often feel bound to behave to one another in a reciprocal manner. If you own a dog, can you really view it as a person?


I like that domestic cats can run away. Dogs often can't.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Sean on January 10, 2013, 10:25:09 PM
Dogs are not persons they're dogs.

Also, the fact that dogs can't roam the streets is society's doing, they've been made that way because people wanted it that way. Many people call animal control when they see a stray dog in their backyard, right?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nonstandardson Eegunk on January 11, 2013, 03:08:58 PM
my list of favorite cats of all time goes like

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Top Cat
Time Cat
Felix The Cat
Downs Kitty

Honorable mention to Mr. Bigglesworth
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Foxy on January 11, 2013, 03:11:02 PM
Felix the Cat is the number one cool cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on January 11, 2013, 03:23:37 PM
my list of favorite cats of all time goes like

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees


Oh well I never was there ever a cat as clever
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nonstandardson Eegunk on January 11, 2013, 03:32:21 PM
I want to ring up Lil John to do this joint with me. You have to imagine Lil John's velvety voice and along with sexy sounding fat in reality back up singers.

OK here goes..

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

Who's a cat? Meow!

I like playing with string and I shit in a box

you'll never even know why I'm pissing on your favorite things

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

I keep my tail up high and my whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

whiskers whiskers down low

we don't like purring but we like to be pet

I don't even like you I'll shit in your shoes

I'm a cat. Meow!

I'm a cat. Meow!

Meow Meow Mothafucka. Lil John's a cat. I'm lickin my balls right now. It tastes so good. MEeooooooowww!!


I'll take my crit in the form of better or worse than smelly cat
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 18, 2013, 07:22:39 PM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Rushy on January 18, 2013, 08:50:14 PM
I wouldn't get near a big cat because cats are murder machines. I can see it in their eyes. That look of "if I was bigger I would murder the shit out of you, but since I'm not, pettings are okay for now."
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Genius on January 19, 2013, 02:40:57 PM
Bears are best.

(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/224/224_original.gif)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on January 19, 2013, 03:13:05 PM
Bears are best.

Yeah, best at slaughtering innocent people, you monster!  >:(
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 19, 2013, 04:30:33 PM
Bears are best.

Yeah, best at slaughtering innocent people, you monster!  >:(

To be fair, mountain lions are pretty good about that too
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: kevinagain on January 19, 2013, 07:01:40 PM
cats are tastier than dogs

(http://plumbananas.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/eating_a_cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 19, 2013, 11:07:48 PM
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: OrbisNonSufficit on January 20, 2013, 10:38:13 AM
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines." 
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on January 20, 2013, 07:30:23 PM
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines."

Damn right!
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Genius on January 21, 2013, 12:48:07 PM
"Hamas, until you break off your alliance with the bears, you're on notice."  "Bears are godless killing machines."

Damn right!

*Sniff* So damn beautiful.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Beorn on January 21, 2013, 04:14:00 PM
Many cats are pussies.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 22, 2013, 06:13:51 AM
cats are tastier than dogs

(http://plumbananas.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/eating_a_cat.jpg)



http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bush-eating-a-cat.jpg (http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bush-eating-a-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: EnigmaZV on January 22, 2013, 02:25:01 PM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Particle Person on January 22, 2013, 03:04:43 PM
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Beorn on January 22, 2013, 03:21:30 PM
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.

Throw a tiger in the water next to a polar bear.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 23, 2013, 03:22:02 AM
Hay guys, I saw a sabre cat kill a snowbear in skyrim once
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on January 23, 2013, 04:03:31 AM
we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

Can we? Polar bears are primarily aquatic hunters.

Throw a tiger in the water next to a polar bear.

Sounds like a fun Friday night.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 23, 2013, 06:15:50 AM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Parsifal on January 23, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 23, 2013, 06:32:42 AM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

indeed, include every small factor
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Particle Person on January 23, 2013, 07:12:07 AM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

Don't forget that there's a great difference in size between the two of them.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 23, 2013, 07:14:02 AM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

tigers are also much larger than a wolf

Not to mention the fact that a wolf is a good deal smaller than a tiger.

Don't forget that there's a great difference in size between the two of them.

and lets not leave out the factors of weight and height
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 23, 2013, 01:10:32 PM
Tiger vs Dog Pack (http://#)

Even though they're just playing, you can see the raw power in the tiger's limbs versus the dogs' limbs being purely for mobility.  If a tiger were to fight a wolf, the tiger wouldn't even need to use its teeth or claws, it could knock the wolf the fuck out with a single slap.

So you're claim is that an animal 4x larger than another animal is most likely stronger? Also, Tigers are not directly related to the house cat, so your analogy is invalid. You'd be better off pitting a wolf against a wildcat, which is only slightly larger than a house cat. If not, and you want to pit extant caniforms vs extant feliforms, then by all means, we can see who'd win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger.

I wasn't suggesting that tiger versus those specific dogs.  I fully posit, however, that if that tiger were to fight a comparably sized dog/wolf, the tiger would still be far superior in combat.  The way cats are built, they have VERY strong arms and legs and are very limber; a the tiger has the advantage of being able to grapple its opponent to subdue it while it sinks its sharp teeth down to the bone, while the dog/wolf can pretty much only grab with its teeth.

Tigers are known to fight and kill brown bears, so I'd say pitting one against a polar bear might be pretty even.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Mugthulhu on January 23, 2013, 01:50:19 PM
A tiger would stealth kill the bear.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Nomad on January 23, 2013, 02:26:55 PM
If it's a polar bear, it'd probably have to be a Siberian tiger if it's gonna stealth.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 24, 2013, 05:55:06 AM
id say a honeybadger would win
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: illmunati on January 24, 2013, 05:55:48 AM
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) (http://#ws)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 15, 2014, 11:47:59 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d85082dd3e234d4227150bbf0cc20c9b/tumblr_n5kqfm26mH1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif)

This cat.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Shmeggley on May 15, 2014, 03:43:30 PM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d85082dd3e234d4227150bbf0cc20c9b/tumblr_n5kqfm26mH1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif)

This cat.

That cat.  :o
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 16, 2014, 10:14:44 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d85082dd3e234d4227150bbf0cc20c9b/tumblr_n5kqfm26mH1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif)

This cat.

I love this video.  I have never seen a cat do anything like this before.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on May 16, 2014, 11:32:20 AM
(http://www.clickypix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dogs-better-than-cats-22.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: 29silhouette on May 17, 2014, 09:25:57 AM
I love this video.  I have never seen a cat do anything like this before.
I look forward to their video of a home intruder running out, arms flailing, with the cat latched on to his face.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Vauxhall on May 17, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d85082dd3e234d4227150bbf0cc20c9b/tumblr_n5kqfm26mH1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif)

This cat.

I also love this video. Cats are the best.
Why was that dog so pissed off to begin with?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 17, 2014, 10:24:43 AM
Because the boy was retarded, fag. 
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 17, 2014, 11:56:20 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-shows-cat-save-boy-from-dog-attack-9373043.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-shows-cat-save-boy-from-dog-attack-9373043.html)

Quote
Bakersfield police said the attacking dog, identified as an 8-month-old Labrador-Chow mix, had been surrendered by its owner's family after the Tuesday afternoon attack and was in quarantine and would ultimately be euthanized.

Police spokesman Sergeant Joseph Grubbs said the dog's owners, who live in the same neighborhood as the boy, said the dog did not like children or bicycles.

Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: sceptimatic on May 17, 2014, 12:15:08 PM
I'm a conspiracy theorist and my take on it is: it looks to me that the cat has allowed the kid to use it's bike. It's the cats bike.
The dog next door obviously hasn't got a bike and is and has been jealous of the cat having one. Obviously there's been trouble with these two before over the cat getting everything whilst the dogs owners get him nothing and I think they have both had a few fights, with the cat winning.

What seems to have happened from this point is pre-meditated.
The dog has hatched a plot to steal the cats bike and ride off on it. It's seen the kid on it and not realised the cat was maybe sat reading the paper in a deck chair or something.
The dog took it's chance and dragged the kid off, ready to steal the bike. The kid's screamed and the cat's flung it's paper down and ran at the dog in a rage.

If you look carefully at the dog running away on the right hand side of the car, you can see the cat mouthing, " you won't be doing that again, pal, 3 strikes remember and this is your third."
If you look closer, you can see the cat run its paw over it's throat as it says those words.

The dog was stupid because jealousy has obviously cost him his liberty and death row. The cat will no doubt get a medal for his actions and maybe a nice fish.

Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: iwanttobelieve on May 17, 2014, 08:43:36 PM
Pythagoris is a conspiracy theorist?  ???
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: sceptimatic on May 19, 2014, 05:56:41 AM
Pythagoris is a conspiracy theorist?  ???
Adsactly.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on May 19, 2014, 09:05:08 PM
(http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/9b/49/e69b499418365e8faa75f22b1c60d5d8.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on December 18, 2015, 04:56:32 PM
They are.

They can't be.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 18, 2015, 05:17:24 PM
They are.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on December 20, 2015, 12:41:40 PM
You own dogs, but cats own you. Dogs are better than cats.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Dog on January 26, 2016, 03:25:06 PM
False
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: markjo on January 27, 2016, 10:54:31 AM
I love cats, they taste like chicken.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: LuggerSailor on January 27, 2016, 12:44:10 PM
When you're fishing for sharks, cats and dogs are both good baits.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 27, 2016, 01:33:48 PM
False
False what?
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 27, 2016, 01:42:28 PM
In ancient times, cats used to be worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
-Terry Pratchett
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 27, 2016, 02:14:39 PM
In ancient times, cats used to be worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
-Terry Pratchett

Yep, this is why they're evil, they're trying to replace God.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 28, 2016, 02:33:31 AM
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand. 
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Empirical on January 28, 2016, 11:13:51 AM
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 11:35:17 AM
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 28, 2016, 11:38:31 AM
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.

What does my belief in the shape of the Earth have to do with cats being better than dogs?

God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.

The topic is about how cats are better than dogs. 
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:08:44 PM
God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.
Says a FEer.

What does my belief in the shape of the Earth have to do with cats being better than dogs?

God is fictional.  Cats are not fictional.  I think that cats have the upper hand.

We can go that route if you want, or we can stay on topic about how cats are evil.

The topic is about how cats are better than dogs.

Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 28, 2016, 12:39:59 PM
Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 12:49:57 PM
Which they're not. Cats can care less if you're drowning while dogs will drown with you trying to save you.
Which just goes to show cats are smarter.

Besides, as a Christian surely you understand the importance of striving to be like God? Just because cats do it better doesn't mean you have to be jealous.

Cats are snooty. That's why even if they can save you they won't. Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 28, 2016, 12:56:26 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 01:14:48 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 28, 2016, 01:17:23 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation? 
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 01:44:32 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.

But God will not save a person from drowning, either.  And, how do you know that cats can't offer eternal salvation?

Snooty is is snooty does.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 28, 2016, 02:16:08 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 02:42:25 PM
Plus cats are trying to replace God. There's a difference.
Prove they wouldn't do better.

If they won't save a human from drowning on earth then I doubt they'll do better as God. Even God offers eternal salvation and even physical salvation. This is where you here about miracles.
God literally drowned the entire Earth. Cats have never done that.

Cats 1, God 0.

God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 28, 2016, 03:06:28 PM
God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 03:13:39 PM
God gave 120 years of warnings. Cats would most likely just turn the water on and don't give anyone a chance. But we're comparing cats to dogs, not cats to God.
And what is God reversed? Some would say God is Man's best friend.

So, cats do as God does, while dogs just get themselves killed.

Cat reversed is tac and add a "k" to it and they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Slemon on January 28, 2016, 03:15:40 PM
they're a pain if you touch the pointy end.
That's true of most things.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Andromeda Galaxy on January 28, 2016, 07:16:12 PM
I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.



Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 28, 2016, 07:52:45 PM
I'm more a dog person, got a four year old pug.

I have a nine year old husky that I had to give away when I moved.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Dog on January 29, 2016, 12:31:26 AM
False
False what?

Read the thread title.
Title: Re: Cats are better than dogs.
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on January 29, 2016, 08:49:48 AM
False
False what?

Read the thread title.

Oh good, then you're on my side.