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Title: Lying
Post by: Polly on April 05, 2011, 06:46:53 AM
My dear Flat-Earthers and non believers,

I have come for help,

As part of my friends Masters dissertation I have to take part in a role play where I steal something, I then have to lie convincingly so they can see the most common defences, as it were.

Seeing as those that frequent this site are amazing debaters I was wondering if you would share any tips on how to demolish arguments, or tips for lying in general.

Thanks!

Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Wendy on April 05, 2011, 06:48:41 AM
Denial usually works. Claim that you were framed and that this is all part of a conspiracy to see what you would say if you had stolen something and wanted to get away with it. Sometimes the best lies are the truth.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on April 05, 2011, 07:04:49 AM
Punch whoever disagrees with you. Violence is always the answer.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Mrs. Peach on April 05, 2011, 07:28:01 AM
'Stealing something' requires that you intend not returning it.  Any role playing theft is factually, a non theft.  Just keep up a simple, "I have stolen nothing."
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Jack1704 on April 05, 2011, 07:33:57 AM
Just dont steal anything
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Hazbollah on April 05, 2011, 12:18:05 PM
Frame someone else. The best way to win an argument is not to play by the rules.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 05, 2011, 12:30:59 PM
I'd love to steal something from someone, then 'destroy their argument'.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Tausami on April 05, 2011, 07:50:11 PM
What are the circumstances of the theft?
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: John Davis on April 05, 2011, 10:30:09 PM
Frame someone else.  Use half truths in your lies.  Use unverifiable data.  Play on emotions, or the outcast of a group.  Don't fight too adamantly;  lay the seeds for someone else to take the fall and let it happen with appropriate nudges here and there.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: Demouse on April 06, 2011, 03:57:17 AM
don't even think about the answer.

When they ask you somthing, skip what is true and answer what they want to hear.

Wheather what you say is true or not should not factor into it.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: PizzaPlanet on April 06, 2011, 05:03:51 AM
Bribe them with money and sexual favours.
Then, accuse them of prostitution.
Title: Re: Lying
Post by: General Disarray on April 06, 2011, 05:22:02 AM
Masters dissertation

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