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Title: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: spanner34.5 on February 14, 2011, 05:10:53 AM
John Davis
To all those that don't know, I'm have a kid with my awesome girlfriend Margaux. Its a boy due June 4.

I found this on Feckbook.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 14, 2011, 05:14:32 AM
Congrats.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Crustinator on February 14, 2011, 05:15:26 AM
Margaux.

Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Nomad on February 14, 2011, 08:50:59 AM
Grats John!
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: optimisticcynic on February 14, 2011, 10:33:46 AM
Congrats.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 14, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Why are you congratulating him?  She's the one that has the hard part.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Kira-SY on February 14, 2011, 11:55:00 AM
You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on February 14, 2011, 01:53:23 PM
You have fighter sperm, sir. Congratulations on your healthy testes.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Ocius on February 15, 2011, 12:10:31 AM
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 15, 2011, 01:11:28 PM
You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?

Irrelevant.  The guy does 2 minutes worth of work while the girl has to do 9 months, plus delivering the baby, plus taking care of it for the next 18 years or so. 
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Kira-SY on February 15, 2011, 02:28:17 PM
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Particle Person on February 15, 2011, 02:38:07 PM
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Doesn't the women also do that? I forget, whose nipples does the baby like?
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Weegee Board on February 15, 2011, 05:15:33 PM
CONGLATURATION!
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: optimisticcynic on February 15, 2011, 05:24:18 PM
Why are you congratulating him?  She's the one that has the hard part.
that is why we are congratulating him... I don't see why you are confused.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: John Davis on February 15, 2011, 10:30:23 PM
Thanks
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 16, 2011, 07:17:37 AM
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Why should he?  ???
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Kira-SY on February 16, 2011, 10:01:29 AM
uh..I don't know... Love, responsability, paternal instinct, will to educate and breed a healthy child...
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 16, 2011, 10:06:44 AM
You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you?  Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Jack1704 on February 16, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
My youngest is 3 tomorrow. Only sems like yesterday when my mrs was pushing her out of her spam purse.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Kira-SY on February 16, 2011, 10:25:58 AM
You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you?  Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.

Nope, not at all. but having a kid is something I really wish right now.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 16, 2011, 11:05:33 AM
changing nappies isn't that bad
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Tea. on February 16, 2011, 12:00:37 PM
I'm have

Haha.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 16, 2011, 08:39:55 PM
changing nappies isn't that bad
Wait another two years.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 16, 2011, 08:42:28 PM
this girl better be potty trained by then
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: John Davis on February 18, 2011, 12:33:19 AM
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Ocius on February 18, 2011, 01:04:08 AM
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.

If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: John Davis on February 18, 2011, 01:29:07 AM
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.

If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?
People are stupid and/or ignorant.  Of course thats the foundation of any scientific or zetetic inquiry.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: John Davis on February 18, 2011, 01:31:26 AM
Margaux.

Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.
She is.

Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???

Why should he?  ???
As I work at home and my girlfriend no longer does; I will most likely be taking care of my child the majority of the time.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Weegee Board on February 18, 2011, 08:24:20 AM
If you don't believe in the conspiracy, how do you explain

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg/599px-The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg)

?
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 18, 2011, 11:36:39 AM
Take you FE debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: hoppy on February 18, 2011, 12:26:14 PM
Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy.  I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.

For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing;   but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up.  That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.

 John , How can you believe FET and not believe in the conspiracy...If the earth is flat, how can NASA send people in orbit , to the moon. If they really did these things the earth is round. If they didn't do these things they are lying, and therefore conspiring.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 18, 2011, 01:02:32 PM
Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Around And About on February 18, 2011, 01:06:12 PM
If you don't believe in the conspiracy, how do you explain

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg/599px-The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg)

?

How do you explain Africa?! Well, it is God's country, and He can have it. [/groucho]
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Thevoiceofreason on February 18, 2011, 04:33:14 PM
So many questions.

Like the variance in gravity.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Crustinator on February 19, 2011, 04:22:00 PM
Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Weegee Board on February 19, 2011, 04:39:49 PM
Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.

What a classic FES meme.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 19, 2011, 07:49:01 PM
Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.

Take your membrating to the appropriate forum.  This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: John Davis on February 19, 2011, 08:15:25 PM
Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
If I catch you memberating again I'll give you another ban.

Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums.  This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Thank you marjo, much appreciated.

And yes, please folks, if you wish to talk about FET simply venture to the appropriate forum or thread or send me a private message.

To resolve this issue quickly however, I believe that the space medium drastically alters the path light travels.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Thevoiceofreason on February 19, 2011, 10:21:28 PM
oh I failed hard. I read markjo's comment and thought it was tongue and cheek and didn't realize this was the lounge.

Congrats man.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Crustinator on February 20, 2011, 09:12:41 AM
Take your membrating to the appropriate forum.  This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Reported for memberating.
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: Beorn on February 20, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
Take your membrating to the appropriate forum.  This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Reported for memberating.

Oioioioi it's ON now


congrats to John!
Title: Re: More flat Earth breeding.
Post by: markjo on February 21, 2011, 01:23:06 PM
Take your membrating to the appropriate forum.  This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.

Reported for memberating.

Funny that you should mention that.  8)