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Title: Rules to Live By
Post by: Trekky0623 on February 10, 2011, 09:32:38 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Nomad on February 10, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
When I do good I feel good; when I do bad I feel bad, and that is my religion. (-Abraham Lincoln)

Pretty much been my life philosophy since I first heard it.  Of course it's useless advice to a sociopath, it works well enough to me.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Ocius on February 10, 2011, 09:47:02 PM
Pain is no evil, unless it conquers us. -Charles Kingsley

Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Wendy on February 11, 2011, 05:08:54 AM
It's interesting, because the more "rules" I come up with that describe how I do and try to live my life, the more examples I come up with of how I've completely disregarded them on the internet. So I guess you could say that my one general rule is, on the internet, everything is fair game.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 11, 2011, 05:14:06 AM
It's interesting, because the more "rules" I come up with that describe how I do and try to live my life, the more examples I come up with of how I've completely disregarded them on the internet. So I guess you could say that my one general rule is, on the internet, everything is fair game, including granny porn.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Eddy Baby on February 11, 2011, 06:23:50 AM
Sometimes pretend to lie when you're telling the truth, so it's more believable when you lie
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Beorn on February 11, 2011, 07:45:07 AM
Do what makes you happy
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Trekky0623 on February 11, 2011, 07:54:30 AM
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: EnglshGentleman on February 11, 2011, 08:50:40 AM
The Earth is Flat.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: General Disarray on February 11, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
Be nice to people who have access to your food.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Benocrates on February 11, 2011, 09:11:38 AM
I thought this was about rules, not proverbs. Does anyone actually find continual wisdom from these hollow phrases?
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: EnglshGentleman on February 11, 2011, 09:26:29 AM
Be nice to people who have access to your food.

This. So much.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 09:28:13 AM
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: EnglshGentleman on February 11, 2011, 09:29:10 AM
Nice copy-pasta Dino.

http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: optimisticcynic on February 11, 2011, 09:48:43 AM
"Don't Panic"
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Particle Person on February 11, 2011, 10:17:29 AM
Kill rebellious children by throwing rocks at them.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Jack1704 on February 11, 2011, 10:30:49 AM
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
Killing humans is ok though.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Ocius on February 11, 2011, 10:32:17 AM
Be nice to people who have access to your food.

This one too.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 11:02:08 AM
Nice copy-pasta Dino.

http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4k0Kj9p7O5ukI5OSd5IOeqcWWRhSKNi4cQgXOQI7BP_u8Dhhv)
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 02:23:00 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: pandaman100 on February 11, 2011, 02:24:43 PM
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.
your so nice
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: pandaman100 on February 11, 2011, 02:25:43 PM
Give compliments in public, complaints in private.
Note: This need not apply government or politics where a complaint concerns the public at large.
i'm assuming that this is public
 
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: pandaman100 on February 11, 2011, 02:26:37 PM
Be nice to people who have access to your food.
amen
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 02:30:06 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: pandaman100 on February 11, 2011, 02:32:08 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

I'll start.

Everyone deserves courtesy. Respect must be earned.
yeah so fuck you dick face ;D

Okay, pandaman100, it's getting old.
no its not
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 02:34:19 PM
stfu attackhoe
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 02:45:16 PM
stfu attackhoe
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: EnglshGentleman on February 11, 2011, 02:55:45 PM
Dino getting trolled by a newb?

What is this?

Grow some balls Dino.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Thork on February 11, 2011, 03:01:05 PM
Quote from: Jurrassic Park (1993)
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: divito the truthist on February 11, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

Physics.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 11, 2011, 03:57:47 PM
What rules do you live by, FES?

Physics.
lolwut.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 11, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
Dino getting trolled by a newb?

What is this?

Grow some balls Dino.

It's not a newb, it's attackhoe. As to whether I'm getting trolled... Maybe, but I don't see it. All I'm doing is telling attackhoe to stfu.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: markjo on February 11, 2011, 07:28:38 PM
Never pass up a chance to pee.  -- Traveler's rule #1

Also, don't trust web links from strangers: http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 11, 2011, 08:30:26 PM
Never pass up a chance to pee.  -- Traveler's rule #1

Also, don't trust web links from strangers: http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
Says stranger inserting a weblink.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Supertails on February 12, 2011, 04:04:03 AM
Never pass up a chance to pee.  -- Traveler's rule #1

Also, don't trust web links from strangers: http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
Says stranger inserting a weblink.
thank you we wouldn't have gotten that if it werent for your observation there
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on February 12, 2011, 06:21:08 AM
Never pass up a chance to pee.  -- Traveler's rule #1

Also, don't trust web links from strangers: http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
Says stranger inserting a weblink.
thank you we wouldn't have gotten that if it werent for your observation there
Don't take things for granted.  Not so much a rule, more a directive.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 12, 2011, 08:31:40 AM
Never pass up a chance to pee.  -- Traveler's rule #1

Also, don't trust web links from strangers: http://www.lns.cornell.edu/~seb/need2know.html
Says stranger inserting a weblink.
thank you we wouldn't have gotten that if it werent for your observation there
Don't take things for granted.  Not so much a rule, more a directive.

lol

You have been pwned
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: theonlydann on February 12, 2011, 01:32:11 PM
Mama said knock you out.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: EnglshGentleman on February 12, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
Dino getting trolled by a newb?

What is this?

Grow some balls Dino.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: hoppy on February 12, 2011, 05:40:17 PM
Nice copy-pasta Dino.

http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html

Nice catch EG,
 I knew there was something I didn't like about this guy.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Weegee Board on February 12, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
Dino getting trolled by a newb?

What is this?

Grow some balls Dino.

shut uppa your moutha
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: parsec on February 12, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
http://www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/flash_play.php?aid=25&book=47&chapter=19 (http://www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/flash_play.php?aid=25&book=47&chapter=19)
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Mrs. Peach on February 12, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
Every female should learn how to change a tire.
Title: Re: Rules to Live By
Post by: Tausami on February 12, 2011, 09:35:03 PM
I like the Wiccan Rede.