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Title: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 15, 2010, 03:13:16 PM
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?
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Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on July 15, 2010, 03:16:17 PM
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?
He doesn't' die. His master/mentor does though.

Qui-Gon Jinn dies.
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Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 15, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
If Obi Wan Kenobi dies in Episode I, how come he's in Episodes IV, V, and VI?

He doesnt....
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Post by: Ocius on July 15, 2010, 03:22:57 PM
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Post by: Eddy Baby on July 15, 2010, 03:32:40 PM
Same with Yoda. Dies Episode III, but he's in Episodes IV, V and VI as well. What's with that?
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Post by: PizzaPlanet on July 15, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
Eddy Baby, this isn't the thread you're looking for.
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Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 15, 2010, 04:03:57 PM
Move along.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 15, 2010, 04:04:48 PM
Bad troll is bad.
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Post by: Eddy Baby on July 15, 2010, 04:11:20 PM
Why don't we see Qui-Gon Jinn in Episodes I, II and III?
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Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on July 15, 2010, 04:15:06 PM
Because you are blinded by the dark side.
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Post by: Muphci on July 15, 2010, 04:40:56 PM
You are blinded by the dark side.

Sig worthy, I believe.
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Post by: Tusk on July 15, 2010, 05:48:28 PM

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.
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Post by: Lorddave on July 15, 2010, 06:20:33 PM

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

He changed his mind at the end.
The story WAS going to be that Han jumps in front of the blaster shot and dies(from scum to hero).  Instead, at the last moment, Lucas decided to let Han live and make Leah Luke's Sister so her and Han could get together without the whole "What about Luke" bit.
Title: Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 15, 2010, 06:24:12 PM

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

Erm.... cuz he didn't know he was his sister and he thought she was hot? If it turned out Jessica Alba was your long lost sister, would that mean that you were being a perv when you thought she was hot back when you didn't know?
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Post by: markjo on July 15, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".
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Post by: Ocius on July 15, 2010, 06:58:10 PM
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".

One word:Twi'leks
Title: Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on July 15, 2010, 07:18:02 PM
I think the bigger question is whether or not Qui-Gon Jinn had an apprentice prior to Xanatos.
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Post by: Nomad on July 15, 2010, 07:18:13 PM
Mark Hamill said something to the effect of "it's just my luck that there's one hot babe in the galaxy and she's my sister".

One word:Twi'leks

Seriously.  I would fuck one so hard.
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Post by: Muphci on July 15, 2010, 10:02:51 PM
Post what you'd hit thread!
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Post by: parsec on July 15, 2010, 11:12:22 PM
All I remembered from this thread is some wincest story.
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Post by: Mugthulhu on July 16, 2010, 03:08:13 AM
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Title: Re: Star Wars Plot Discrepancies
Post by: Tusk on July 16, 2010, 03:46:02 PM

More importantly.

How come in IV Luke has a major boner for his yet to be disclosed sister but by VI its all worked out and Han gets her to fondle his blaster?

Lucas is either a perv or he never really thought it through.

Erm.... cuz he didn't know he was his sister and he thought she was hot? If it turned out Jessica Alba was your long lost sister, would that mean that you were being a perv when you thought she was hot back when you didn't know?

It's not actually like real life when there's a script and screenplay involved.