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Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
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We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
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Giant dildo
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We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
It is time to introduce her to the joys of donkey punching.
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How about a nice bottle of vodka.
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Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.
Edit: Get her chloroform perfume.
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Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.
Thats frees him up for me :D
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How old is she?
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Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
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Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.
Thats frees him up for me :D
Sneaky sneaky.
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We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
I'm assuming GF= Guy freind
I'm going with a cucumber and lube.
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A Flat Earth Society membership.
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gf as in girlfriend.
and she's been permabanned already.
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Who was it Vauxy?
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Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
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Tell her I won't consider anything she does to you sexual harassment for one day.
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Who was it Vauxy?
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Anyone have a real suggestion?
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Who was it Vauxy?
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How about a nice bottle of vodka.
It would also help if you answered this question.
How old is she?
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Get her a necklace or some earrings, plus a bottle of vodka.
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If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.
Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was she on here? If it was muffz, though, I will strangle you.
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I say give her herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!
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If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.
Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was it? If it was muffz, I will strangle you, though.
That's a really nice gift idea. I can't believe you are still pure as the driven snow.
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I noe, rite? But really, I'm still not surprised about it. There is this potential trap who wants me to come over to London for a booty call, but I don't have the balls to do it.
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thx wendy :]
shes 18
and she was Myung bak Lee or something. Then she tried making a legitamate account but that was banned too because of her IP being the same or something.
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Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.
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Have you considered tweety bird seat covers?
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Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.
This isn't such a bad thing. Though some alts were fun, when you have someone like Allie making Eilla, it's just too much.
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Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
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Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call
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Also, what hobbies does she have? Getting something that is affiliated with those shows you actually pay attention to her.
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Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call
I did it once for a Valentine's Day, there was just more to it. I made her think I forgot, then planted a note from a "secret admirer" in her locker. It said to meet "him" later for a real Valentine's day gift from someone who cares. When she showed up and saw me there, she shit brix. She had no clue, said that I played the part of an ass very well.
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Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call
I did it once for a Valentine's Day, there was just more to it. I made her think I forgot, then planted a note from a "secret admirer" in her locker. It said to meet "him" later for a real Valentine's day gift from someone who cares. When she showed up and saw me there, she shit brix. She had no clue, said that I played the part of an ass very well.
Nice one.
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Buy "her" some Jergens and a box of tissues.
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Buy her some syphilis!
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Anyone have a real suggestion?
Stick it in her pooper
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I'd stick with the giant dildo Itchygin. Girls are hard to get presents for and they're never happy with what you get them.
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Here's one that would satisfy any woman.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/4to93p.gif)
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maybe....
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Here's one that would satisfy any woman.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/4to93p.gif)
That would be an ikea ad.
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Anyone have a real suggestion?
You can't go wrong with bath and body works.
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Seriously, does she have hobbies? If she likes horses, then buy her a horse, or a saddle or something.
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flowers, some fancy candles, I dunno. Is she a girlie-girlie girl or what?
My favourite present on my 18th birthday was a tree. Get her a tree.
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What price range are we dealing with?
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What price range are we dealing with?
About a quarter.
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Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with. Srsly.
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Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with. Srsly.
Jesus would approve.
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Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with. Srsly.
Jesus would approve.
Inorite? Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun? You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
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Inorite? Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun?
That was the Old Testament. What are you, a Jew?
You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
No. Having no standards is awesome.
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Inorite? Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun?
That was the Old Testament. What are you, a Jew?
Negative. But if its good enough for them, then it can't be all wrong for me. Although I never did get the whole circumcision thing. Why they felt the need to chop pieces of their dicks off confounds me.
You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
No. Having no standards is awesome.
Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
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Negative. But if its good enough for them, then it can't be all wrong for me.
I'll be sure to bring this up next time somebody cites the OT. :D
Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
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Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
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I'll fuck anything that moves, that's my standards.
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Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.
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Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.
There is no freewill. Are you under the illusion you have some?
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I'll fuck anything that moves, that's my standards.
What a (partial) coincidence.
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How so?
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Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.
There is no freewill. Are you under the illusion you have some?
No, I would say that is actually the main difference between us.
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Your standard is moral ambiguity. Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.
There is no freewill. Are you under the illusion you have some?
No, I would say that is actually the main difference between us.
That, and you like Jews.
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Use a metal detector and search for a diamond ring! It worked for my dad, on the second day of searching.
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furry dice
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...you like Jews.
Source?
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...you like Jews.
Source?
Either way, with Jews, we win... :)
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...you like Jews.
Source?
Either way, with Jews, we win... :)
Also, see my sig.