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Title: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 17, 2009, 03:46:20 PM
Giant dildo
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Raist on April 17, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?

It is time to introduce her to the joys of donkey punching.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 03:48:54 PM
How about a nice bottle of vodka.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Mykael on April 17, 2009, 03:49:58 PM
Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.


Edit: Get her chloroform perfume.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 17, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.


Thats frees him up for me  :D
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Robbyj on April 17, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
How old is she?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 03:53:34 PM
Giant dildo
Very bad idea.
Then she wouldn't need Ichigo anymore.


Thats frees him up for me  :D


Sneaky sneaky.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 17, 2009, 04:41:52 PM
We've been together for 1 and a half years and are pretty close.
Any suggestions?
I'm assuming GF= Guy freind

I'm going with a cucumber and lube.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Johannes on April 17, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
A Flat Earth Society membership.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 04:51:54 PM
gf as in girlfriend.

and she's been permabanned already.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 17, 2009, 04:53:30 PM
Who was it Vauxy?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 04:57:38 PM
Tell her to close her eyes and hold her hands over her ears, then give her a facial.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 05:01:08 PM
Tell her I won't consider anything she does to you sexual harassment for one day.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 17, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
Who was it Vauxy?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
Anyone have a real suggestion?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 17, 2009, 05:10:19 PM
Who was it Vauxy?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 05:10:30 PM
How about a nice bottle of vodka.

It would also help if you answered this question.

How old is she?

Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 17, 2009, 05:12:55 PM
Get her a necklace or some earrings, plus a bottle of vodka.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 05:13:35 PM
If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.

Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was she on here? If it was muffz, though, I will strangle you.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 17, 2009, 05:15:05 PM
I say give her herpes, the gift that keeps on giving! 
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 17, 2009, 05:17:02 PM
If you live in or near a big city, there is probably a gift store that can make custom chocolate pieces. Have them make one of those nice chocolate sculptures with her name on it. A heart, a teddy bear, something nice. And it will be chocolate! :D And you know girls love chocolate.

Now I want you to answer the two questions. How old is she, and who was it? If it was muffz, I will strangle you, though.

That's a really nice gift idea.  I can't believe you are still pure as the driven snow.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
I noe, rite? But really, I'm still not surprised about it. There is this potential trap who wants me to come over to London for a booty call, but I don't have the balls to do it.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
thx wendy :]
shes 18
and she was Myung  bak Lee or something. Then she tried making a legitamate account but that was banned too because of her IP being the same or something.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 17, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 05:31:07 PM
Have you considered tweety bird seat covers?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: physics101 on April 17, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
Oh, she probably made a new one after the mods became nazis over alts.

This isn't such a bad thing. Though some alts were fun, when you have someone like Allie making Eilla, it's just too much.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: physics101 on April 17, 2009, 05:33:01 PM
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 17, 2009, 05:34:57 PM
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 05:45:58 PM
Also, what hobbies does she have? Getting something that is affiliated with those shows you actually pay attention to her.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: physics101 on April 17, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call

I did it once for a Valentine's Day, there was just more to it. I made her think I forgot, then planted a note from a "secret admirer" in her locker. It said to meet "him" later for a real Valentine's day gift from someone who cares. When she showed up and saw me there, she shit brix. She had no clue, said that I played the part of an ass very well.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 17, 2009, 05:52:49 PM
Also, Ichy, I suggest making a nice romantic dinner for her and setting  up a little candlelight thing in a nice park. Wendy's idea was good too though.
good call

I did it once for a Valentine's Day, there was just more to it. I made her think I forgot, then planted a note from a "secret admirer" in her locker. It said to meet "him" later for a real Valentine's day gift from someone who cares. When she showed up and saw me there, she shit brix. She had no clue, said that I played the part of an ass very well.

Nice one.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 17, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
Buy "her" some Jergens and a box of tissues.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 18, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
Buy her some syphilis!
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Nomad on April 18, 2009, 02:25:17 AM
Anyone have a real suggestion?

Stick it in her pooper
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2009, 03:05:50 AM
I'd stick with the giant dildo Itchygin. Girls are hard to get presents for and they're never happy with what you get them.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Wendy on April 18, 2009, 03:41:24 AM
Here's one that would satisfy any woman.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/4to93p.gif)
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2009, 03:43:53 AM
maybe....
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 18, 2009, 04:19:03 AM
Here's one that would satisfy any woman.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/4to93p.gif)

That would be an ikea ad.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Robbyj on April 18, 2009, 04:52:57 AM
Anyone have a real suggestion?

You can't go wrong with bath and body works.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on April 18, 2009, 04:58:42 AM
Seriously, does she have hobbies? If she likes horses, then buy her a horse, or a saddle or something.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2009, 05:27:18 AM
flowers, some fancy candles, I dunno. Is she a girlie-girlie girl or what?


My favourite present on my 18th birthday was a tree. Get her a tree.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on April 18, 2009, 06:38:53 AM
What price range are we dealing with?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Parsifal on April 18, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
What price range are we dealing with?

About a quarter.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 10:29:41 AM
Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with.  Srsly.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 10:49:53 AM
Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with.  Srsly.
Jesus would approve.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 11:42:41 AM
Get her another chick that the two of you can have sex with.  Srsly.
Jesus would approve.

Inorite?  Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun?  You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 12:11:53 PM
Inorite?  Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun?
That was the Old Testament. What are you, a Jew?

You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
No. Having no standards is awesome.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Inorite?  Sarah gave Abraham their hand maiden, isn't religion fun?
That was the Old Testament. What are you, a Jew?

Negative.  But if its good enough for them, then it can't be all wrong for me.  Although I never did get the whole circumcision thing.  Why they felt the need to chop pieces of their dicks off confounds me.

You want to rethink the whole atheist thing now don't you.
No. Having no standards is awesome.

Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 12:20:23 PM
Negative.  But if its good enough for them, then it can't be all wrong for me.
I'll be sure to bring this up next time somebody cites the OT. :D

Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.

Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 18, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
I'll fuck anything that moves, that's my standards.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 03:09:37 PM
Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.

Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 03:14:50 PM
Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.

Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.

There is no freewill.  Are you under the illusion you have some?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: cmdshft on April 18, 2009, 03:16:11 PM
I'll fuck anything that moves, that's my standards.

What a (partial) coincidence.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 18, 2009, 03:26:30 PM
How so?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 03:48:59 PM
Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.

Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.

There is no freewill.  Are you under the illusion you have some?
No, I would say that is actually the main difference between us.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 03:50:55 PM
Your standard is moral ambiguity.  Interesting.
My standards are my own. That's more than can be said of you.

Which is it I don't have again, morals or standards?
I'm sure you have plenty of both. Just none of your own.

There is no freewill.  Are you under the illusion you have some?
No, I would say that is actually the main difference between us.

That, and you like Jews.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Anteater7171 on April 18, 2009, 03:55:09 PM
 Use a metal detector and search for a diamond ring! It worked for my dad, on the second day of searching.
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: giddsey on April 18, 2009, 04:36:14 PM
furry dice
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Proleg on April 18, 2009, 05:05:40 PM
...you like Jews.
Source?
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on April 18, 2009, 06:40:50 PM
...you like Jews.
Source?

Either way, with Jews, we win...  :)
Title: Re: So I need to get my gf a b-day present
Post by: Parsifal on April 18, 2009, 06:42:08 PM
...you like Jews.
Source?

Either way, with Jews, we win...  :)

Also, see my sig.