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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 11:44:23 AM

Title: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 11:44:23 AM
I postulate that the Earth is shaped like a doughnut. The "ice-wall" known as Antarctica and the Arctic meet in the middle and are essentially the same. The equator is on the outer extremity of our doughnut planet. What do you think?
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Parsifal on August 14, 2008, 11:56:03 AM
In b4 teh lock.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 03:04:31 PM
I used advanced scaled astrophysical professional academic software to make a model of the geo-doughnut, the tastiest celestial body, our sugar-glazed planet Earth.

Northern hemisphere:

(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8149/northdonuthw8.png)

southern hemisphere:
(you will notice there are no sprinkles on the southern hemisphere as it is the bottom of the doughnut)

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6512/southdonutop5.png)
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 03:06:33 PM
In b4 teh lock.

please respect my scholarly work
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: sokarul on August 14, 2008, 03:11:52 PM
I used advanced scaled astrophysical professional academic software to make a model of the geo-doughnut, the tastiest celestial body, our sugar-glazed planet Earth.

Northern hemisphere:

(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8149/northdonuthw8.png)

southern hemisphere:
(you will notice there are no sprinkles on the southern hemisphere as it is the bottom of the doughnut)

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6512/southdonutop5.png)
I don't know man.  The south looks a little to much like a bagel for me to believe.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 14, 2008, 03:12:49 PM
With a name like Rosenpenis...its a definite lock.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: CognitiveDissonance001 on August 14, 2008, 03:14:17 PM
Magma - the jelly filling!


There should be a hole on the side somewhere where the magma was pumped in then - ROAD TRIP!!!!

CD
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: positivethinker on August 14, 2008, 03:16:22 PM
I think the Dr. may be onto something.

Crack maybe! Love you Doc!
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 03:18:14 PM
Indeed, what geologists have long believed to be molten minerals is actually jelly that is found beneath the sugary surface of the continental plates and the doughy crust.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: positivethinker on August 14, 2008, 03:22:36 PM
Does your doughnut shaped earth float upwards at the speed of 1g causing gravity?

And perhaps are ninja's with nunchucks pushing it up with the force or air from them swinging the nunchucks rapidly?
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Dr. Rosenpenis on August 14, 2008, 03:27:45 PM
Gravity is caused by our natural attraction to our deliciously sweet planet.

If the doughnut floated up causing gravitational pull, the southern hemisphere would be uninhabitable.
What a preposterous idea. ha!
ninjas
please, this is a serious theory
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: CognitiveDissonance001 on August 14, 2008, 03:46:45 PM
Gravity is caused by our natural attraction to our deliciously sweet planet.

If the doughnut floated up causing gravitational pull, the southern hemisphere would be uninhabitable.
What a preposterous idea. ha!
ninjas
please, this is a serious theory

Obviously - everyone knows the intercontinental tunnels under the earth (Or, perhaps we should say . . .  crust), are run by Tibetan monks *not* ninjas. If they weren't, why would China invade Tibet? The Climate?

Good Lord - bringing nun-chucks into the conversation

CD.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Sir_Drainsalot on August 14, 2008, 03:48:23 PM
I'm addressing this thread primarily to "crazybmanp", but I recommend that all noobs read this as well.  Behold:

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17459.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17859.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=20926.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1043.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11284.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11284.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=4857.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=22042.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=20774.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19974.0

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19465.0

As you can see, proposing ridiculous theories about the shape of the Earth is neither original nor funny.  And before some dumbass replies with "BUT I REALLY BELIEVE MY THEORY!!!!!111", this is the Flat Earth Society, not the Society of Stupid Shapes For Earth.

Please stop making your dumb threads.
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on August 14, 2008, 03:55:06 PM
i wish i lived on a donut earth
wait maybe thats why every one in america is fat
Title: Re: Doughnut-shaped Earth
Post by: positivethinker on August 14, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
Gravity is caused by our natural attraction to our deliciously sweet planet.

If the doughnut floated up causing gravitational pull, the southern hemisphere would be uninhabitable.
What a preposterous idea. ha!
ninjas
please, this is a serious theory

Obviously - everyone knows the intercontinental tunnels under the earth (Or, perhaps we should say . . .  crust), are run by Tibetan monks *not* ninjas. If they weren't, why would China invade Tibet? The Climate?

Good Lord - bringing nun-chucks into the conversation

CD.

I'm sorry, I didn't even think about the Tibetan Monky.

One time I watched 7 years in Tibet on a trip. It was a long movie. And now I think I may have confused it with a movie where a nurse dies.??

Sorry about the nun-chucks, I get excited.