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Title: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: narcberry on August 13, 2008, 06:14:19 PM
I am DM.
You can play by submitting your character in the next 48 hours.


Character Creation
Pick your class, you can only be one.
Classes:
Warrior, Mage, Thief

You can assign the numbers 2, 4, and 8 to the following stats
Stats:
Strength
Agility
Intelligence

You can choose one item to start with
Items:

Character Template
A sample character (feel free to copy past this if you just want to play)
ClassWarrior
Strength8
Agility4
Intelligence2
ItemCrude Mace


Once the char submission period has ended, we shall commence play!
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Mrs. Peach on August 13, 2008, 06:18:59 PM

Mrs. Peach:Peach the Purloiner

Class:
Thief

Stats:
Strength 4
Agility 8
Intelligence 2

item:
Crude Bow and 50 arrows
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 13, 2008, 06:45:47 PM
Class: Mage
Strength: 2
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8
Item: Horse
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 13, 2008, 09:24:13 PM
Raist:

Class: Mage

Strength: 2
 Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8

Item: staff
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Guessed on August 13, 2008, 09:28:16 PM
Guessed:

Class: Thief

Strength: 2
Agility:2
Intelligence:8

Item: Horse
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 13, 2008, 11:01:43 PM
Why are people putting their usernames in their posts too? Surely Narcberry can just move his eyes a couple of degrees of arc to the left to see who you are?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 13, 2008, 11:08:28 PM
Obviously, those are their character names. They just happen to match their usernames exactly.

They lose points for imagination, but gain them back again for practicality.

Oscar the Wilde, Scourge of Dublin:

Class: Warrior
Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 2
Item: Rusted Sword + Wooden Shield Combo
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 13, 2008, 11:16:57 PM
Actually my username is also my name for all RPGs. So it is just a coincidence I am using it.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 13, 2008, 11:24:08 PM
Would it not be easier to just make everyone's character name their username anyway?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 13, 2008, 11:28:54 PM
But I like my character name!
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 14, 2008, 12:05:20 AM
But I like my character name!

NO U!

Also, Narcberry should make "Dongs" an option as an item one can start with.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 14, 2008, 02:40:30 AM
Wendig, the Terribly Bad

Class: Mage

Strength: 4
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 8

Starting Item: Horse (hey, I don't have to walk, and I have emergency rations! Lucky me.)
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Althalus on August 14, 2008, 02:49:11 AM
Althalus

Class: Warrior
Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 2
Item: Crude Sword
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 14, 2008, 03:07:17 AM
Also, how big should the party be? We're seven atm, which is fine, but more than eight in a party gets complicated. Of course, the DM will decide when there are enough players.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Sexual Harassment Panda on August 14, 2008, 05:32:06 AM
Sexual Harassment Panda

Class: Warrior
Strength:8
Agility:4
Intelligence:2

Item:Crude Mace
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on August 14, 2008, 05:36:16 AM
Sir Chrissetti of the Dark Forest of Erwing

Class Warrior
Strength 2
Agility 4
Intelligence 8
Item Barry the Horse
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Sean O'Grady on August 14, 2008, 08:35:48 AM
(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/50/41/002454805041.jpg)

Tai Lung

Class:Warrior
Strength Agility Intelligence
482
Inventory
Nothing.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 14, 2008, 08:57:01 AM
Saddam Hussein

Class: Thief
Strength: 2
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 4
Item: Horse
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Secret User on August 14, 2008, 09:02:25 AM
Secret User

Class: Mage
Strength: 4
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 8
Item: Small Dagger
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: narcberry on August 14, 2008, 12:36:30 PM
Obviously, those are their character names. They just happen to match their usernames exactly.

They lose points for imagination, but gain them back again for practicality.
Exactly.


Also, how big should the party be? We're seven atm, which is fine, but more than eight in a party gets complicated. Of course, the DM will decide when there are enough players.

We will have enough players once 48 hours have passed.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Sean O'Grady on August 14, 2008, 01:14:24 PM
How much time is left???
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Guessed on August 14, 2008, 01:15:52 PM
Roughly 26 hours by my calculations.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 14, 2008, 01:20:49 PM
How much time is left???

Subtract the time that has passed since this thread was created from 48 hours. There is your answer.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Guessed on August 14, 2008, 01:29:30 PM
Roughly 26 hours by my calculations.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 14, 2008, 01:51:53 PM
You know what they say, give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, or however it goes, I don't remember the wording. You get my point.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: sokarul on August 14, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
Narcberry
Class: IT
Strength: 1/8
Agility: 1/4
Intelligence: 1/2
Item: Internet friends
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Sean O'Grady on August 14, 2008, 02:42:30 PM
You know what they say, give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, or however it goes, I don't remember the wording. You get my point.

I think it's give the man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give the man a fish everyday for the rest of his life and he'll never go hungry again.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Guessed on August 14, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
Narcberry
Class: IT
Strength: 1/8
Agility: 1/4
Intelligence: 1/2
Item: Internet friends

Reported for harassment.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: sokarul on August 14, 2008, 03:00:49 PM
Narcberry
Class: IT
Strength: 1/8
Agility: 1/4
Intelligence: 1/2
Item: Internet friends

Reported for harassment.
cry
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 14, 2008, 10:17:39 PM
Narcberry
Class: IT
Strength: 1/8
Agility: 1/4
Intelligence: 1/2
Item: Internet friends

Reported for harassment.
cry
Reported for being a wussy.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 01:31:26 AM
So... Did the DM just get out to get pizza or what?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Crudblud on August 16, 2008, 01:33:55 AM
Can we search for traps in this game?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 16, 2008, 03:20:48 AM
Can we start playing anytime soon?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 08:51:27 AM
Can we search for traps in this game?
Do you have an awareness skill? Do you have a dexterity skill? Basically unless he'll use agility as an uber, non magic non combat skill modifer, this will be a very basic game.

So no, you can't check for traps. Winch, polish my spear.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 08:52:45 AM
Wench, polish my spear.
Fix'd.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: cmdshft on August 16, 2008, 09:02:08 AM
Somebody play me.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 09:04:41 AM
Oscar Wilde has challenged you to a duel!

[] Accept
[] Reject
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: cmdshft on August 16, 2008, 09:05:49 AM
Oscar Wilde has challenged you to a duel!

[] Accept
[] Reject

No, I mean play me. As in, make a character after me.

You knoowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 09:07:27 AM
Somebody play as me.
This then?

Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: cmdshft on August 16, 2008, 09:08:40 AM
Somebody play as me.
This then?

Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.

Yes. And have fun with that, it's a very powerful item.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 16, 2008, 09:09:36 AM
Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.

This cracked me up, and I have no idea why.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
It's a Diablo II reference. Ever played it?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 09:11:45 AM
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 16, 2008, 09:21:38 AM
It's a Diablo II reference. Ever played it?

No.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 09:28:11 AM
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"

That book is in morrowind too?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Mrs. Peach on August 16, 2008, 09:32:42 AM
Did I win yet?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 09:33:12 AM
Did I win yet?

Yes. Yes, you did.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Mrs. Peach on August 16, 2008, 09:35:19 AM
So now Narc deletes this thread?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 16, 2008, 09:46:21 AM
Would someone like to duel me?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 09:55:33 AM
I'd do it, but I'd have to use my horse as a weapon, and with my luck it'd probably break.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 10:31:04 AM
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"

That book is in morrowind too?
Yeah. They just brought it back for Oblivion.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2008, 10:53:28 AM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 10:54:46 AM
With a strength of zero you can not move, carry the cheeseburger, or do any action that involves strength.

You are the Stephen Hawking of this game.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 10:55:31 AM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger

And with an agility of 0 you can't even walk correctly.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2008, 11:17:35 AM
At least my character doesn't have to be a retard unlike those other characters with an Intel of 2 or 1/2.

I know someone will protect him due to his reliable intelligence.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 12:49:16 PM
I call not carrying him around!
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
I call not carrying him around!
I call using him for meat.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 01:13:19 PM
We can eat his brain and gain his knowledge!
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 01:16:49 PM
No, brain is spell component. We will necro his mind. Then we'll turn him into undead.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 01:18:07 PM
Won't he still be incapable of movement though?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: sokarul on August 16, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
You know you could of gotten a higer value had you put 2^4^8.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 01:20:53 PM
Won't he still be incapable of movement though?
We would use him in a wraith form. Also it would be a magic user, so it could just fly around.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 01:21:19 PM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
You know you could of gotten a higer value had you put 2^4^8.
I can't believe you actually took the small time necessary to figure that out.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 16, 2008, 01:24:17 PM
Won't he still be incapable of movement though?
We would use him in a wraith form. Also it would be a magic user, so it could just fly around.
True. His high intelligence means his mana would probably be high enough to sustain such.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 16, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
WANT DUEL NAO!  WHERE IS NARC?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Raist on August 16, 2008, 01:25:13 PM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
You know you could of gotten a higer value had you put 2^4^8.
I can't believe you actually took the small time necessary to figure that out.
I can't believe that that surprises you. You new here?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Parsifal on August 16, 2008, 01:27:45 PM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
You know you could of gotten a higer value had you put 2^4^8.
I can't believe you actually took the small time necessary to figure that out.

I did too. But in the time it took me to figure it out, I lost interest and neglected to post it.
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Wendy on August 16, 2008, 02:43:29 PM
whatever, when does the RP start!? I wanna hit on the only girl character, Oscar Wilde! God damn it!  >:(
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: narcberry on August 16, 2008, 03:42:39 PM
Sorry I'm late.
Openings are now closed. I will open a new thread shortly to commence game play.

(ps I didn't read any of the new spam, pm me if you said anything relevant.)
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: sokarul on August 16, 2008, 04:19:13 PM
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger
You know you could of gotten a higer value had you put 2^4^8.
I can't believe you actually took the small time necessary to figure that out.
I already knew it, but I did take the time to check to make sure. 
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: narcberry on August 16, 2008, 04:39:05 PM
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=22304.0
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: Althalus on August 16, 2008, 07:34:12 PM
Is this set in Middle-Ages England like every other rpg?
Title: Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
Post by: narcberry on August 16, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
No.