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Title: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Althalus on August 08, 2008, 07:43:14 PM
Georgian forces have been fighting to retake South Ossetia, a separatist region of Georgia. Many South-Ossetians with Russian citizenship have been killed during the fighting. Now both countries are fighting over the territory, and both have accused each other of bombing their respective civilian populations.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: narcberry on August 08, 2008, 09:12:43 PM
The south has risen again!
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 09, 2008, 05:23:11 AM
Fuck Russia
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: cbarnett97 on August 09, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
Gosh Darn used to be commie bastards
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Mr. Ireland on August 09, 2008, 04:19:41 PM
The south has risen again!

Wrong Georgia.  But you know that.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: rodeoboy on August 09, 2008, 04:20:35 PM
GO TURKEY!!!!!
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: narcberry on August 09, 2008, 04:22:03 PM
The south has risen again!

Wrong Georgia.  But you know that.

Did I?
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Mr. Ireland on August 09, 2008, 04:23:59 PM
Did I?

I'll put my money on 'yes'.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: cbarnett97 on August 09, 2008, 08:31:50 PM
Did I?

I'll put my money on 'yes'.
well it is the south of georgia is it not?
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: General Douchebag on August 09, 2008, 08:47:12 PM
It's the south of Georgia, but not The South. Note that I capitalized that, it's a part of the English language you seem to take great pleasure in ignoring.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: cbarnett97 on August 09, 2008, 09:11:33 PM
It's the south of Georgia, but not The South. Note that I capitalized that, it's a part of the English language you seem to take great pleasure in ignoring.
iamtoolazytohitallthoseextrakeyssolayoff
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 09, 2008, 09:49:25 PM
South Ossetia is actually in the north of Georgia.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: cbarnett97 on August 09, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
South Ossetia is actually in the north of Georgia.
thanks I wasn not sure
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Althalus on August 09, 2008, 09:53:14 PM
North Ossetia is a republic of Russia.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: General Douchebag on August 10, 2008, 02:24:31 AM
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Come on! Gimme the next verse!
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Lord Wilmore on August 10, 2008, 05:25:32 AM
I hope Outkast are ok.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: General Douchebag on August 10, 2008, 07:46:02 AM
Do they sing in Russian?
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Cooolr on August 10, 2008, 04:38:49 PM
Fuck Russia

Fuck you and Georgia
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 10, 2008, 04:40:26 PM
Fuck Russia

Fuck you and Georgia

 >:(
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 10, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
Finland should help Georgia! Open up a second front and bleed the Russians white!
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 10, 2008, 04:44:02 PM
Well we do need a good war to toughen us up....
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Mr. Ireland on August 10, 2008, 06:01:06 PM
A second Winter War?
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on August 11, 2008, 12:52:44 AM
I'm rooting for Russia.

As they say in Peep Show "It makes the news more interesting if you take sides."
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: cbarnett97 on August 11, 2008, 01:18:07 AM
I'm rooting for Russia.

As they say in Peep Show "It makes the news more interesting if you take sides."
a bit off topic but I do not want to start a new one for this, but is the media licking China's ass up and down over these Olympics? It seems that way at least here in the U.S.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: General Douchebag on August 11, 2008, 01:34:02 AM
What do you want them to say? "And the 127 million dollar opening ceremony- is really really shit, actually"?
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 11, 2008, 04:39:51 AM
A second Winter War?

Nah it'll be the Re-continuation War
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Kable24 on August 15, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
I think Georgia could take them Matt Stafford has a helluva arm on him and could definitely lead Georgia to victory.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: comereflectwithme on August 15, 2008, 06:38:04 PM
This isn't real, guys. Remember, this is just a distraction to keep us from trying to uncover the conspiracy that is the round earth. No one dies in wars because the governments are all holding hands and singing "kumbaya", united by their ultimate goal to hide a flat earth. They are just toying with the minds of billions for their own enjoyment. Imagine that, the Bush administration may be much more competent than it seems.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Oscar Wilde on August 15, 2008, 06:46:01 PM
What are you talking about? Bush is a patriot and a hero.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: omgIfelloffearth on August 15, 2008, 07:58:01 PM
What do you want them to say? "And the 127 million dollar opening ceremony- is really really shit, actually"?

maybe they should say "hey, a war just started, BUT we have spiffy fireworks that were filmed a week before the ceremony, AND we have drummers that will be shot if they make mistake. so it's not like the people being killed and displaced are important enough to interrupt the opening ceremony."
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Althalus on August 15, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
It's over by the way. Russia destroyed the Georgian air-force then agreed to a cease fire.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: omgIfelloffearth on August 15, 2008, 08:13:22 PM
they want saakashvili to step down though. and they kicked georgian troops out of south ossetia and ahbkahzia (sp?). there are also reports (unconfirmed last time i checked) that russian troops and armor are still in georgia.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Parsifal on August 15, 2008, 11:23:31 PM
What are you talking about? Bush is a patriot and a hero.

I'd rather he was an hero.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Jack on August 15, 2008, 11:34:46 PM
Russia is now fighting their second "Soviet-Afghan" war.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: omgIfelloffearth on August 15, 2008, 11:53:40 PM
Russia is now fighting their second "Soviet-Afghan" war.

um, not really. the afghan war was a war of geurilla tactics. this was a war of the georgians getting pissed off and attacking the seperatists and the russians seizing the oppurtunity (that they created according to some) to invade someone they need to make a point with.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: Jack on August 15, 2008, 11:56:11 PM
No, my point was that they will wage a war in which they probably cannot win.
Title: Re: Russia Vs. Georgia
Post by: omgIfelloffearth on August 16, 2008, 12:07:38 AM
oh i see. agreed, in the long term, they can't win this one. but the short term, they kinda already have. they haven't gotten everything they wanted, but they let everyone know what happens when you side with the US. AND my personal favorite part of this whole thing is that russia completely called the bluffs of the EU and the US. gotta admire that.