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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 06, 2007, 03:55:11 PM

Title: I'll cut ya!
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 06, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Like my knife FE'ers? I have a special place in mind to put it. lol

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z268/0xmercury/REsknife.jpg)
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 06, 2007, 03:59:34 PM
I feel exposed.
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on November 06, 2007, 04:00:01 PM
ah, the big swiss army knife, utterly pointless, stupidly expensive, but sooooo cool
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 06, 2007, 04:00:57 PM
In case your wondering the layers include:

1. 2.5 60% serrated locking blade
2. Nail file, nail cleaner
3. Corkscrew
4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
6. 2.5 Blade for Official World Scout Knife
7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
22. Universal wrench
23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
24. 1.65 Clip point utility blade
25. Metal saw, metal file
26. 4 mm allen wrench
27. 2.5 blade
28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
29. Double-cut wood saw
30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
32. Watch caseback opening tool
33. Snap shackle
34. Telescopic pointer
35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
37. 2.4 Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
38. Shortix key
39. Flashlight
40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
41. Micro tool holder
42. Micro tool adapter
43. Micro scraper-straight
44. Reamer
45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
47. Pin punch .8 mm
48. Round needle file
49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
50. Removable tool holder
51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
61. Can opener
62. Phillips head screwdriver
63. 2.5 Clip point blade
64. Golf club face cleaner
65. 2.4 Round tip blade
66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
67. Golf shoe spike wrench
68. Golf divot repair tool
69. Micro straight-curved
70. Special tool holder
71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
73. Screwdriver .8 mm
74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
77. Tire tread gauge
78. Reamer/awl
79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
80. Special Key
81. Toothpick
82. Tweezers
83. Adapter
84. Key ring
85. Second key ring
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 06, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
Wow, it features 85 tools in a single knife!
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: Gabe on November 07, 2007, 12:49:19 PM
I'd buy it if it was a phaser not a knife.
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Post by: Loard Z on November 07, 2007, 01:04:54 PM
Wow, it features 85 tools in a single knife!

LOL you missed the  ::)
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 07, 2007, 06:12:13 PM
I could make bling out of that.  Where do you buy them?
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Post by: Jack on November 07, 2007, 07:30:07 PM
The ultimate survival kit..... and also the ultimate weapon.  8)
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: token on November 07, 2007, 07:49:16 PM
All those thingamajigs and not even a spoon.
What if I have to eat soup or die? :(
Title: Re: I'll cut ya!
Post by: Tao of Pooh on November 10, 2007, 06:18:23 AM
Like my knife FE'ers? I have a special place in mind to put it. lol

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z268/0xmercury/REsknife.jpg)
OMG! I sooo need one of those!