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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: lametard on September 07, 2007, 05:27:20 AM

Title: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: lametard on September 07, 2007, 05:27:20 AM
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 05:30:06 AM
i wish they'd order me pizza
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: lametard on September 07, 2007, 05:30:49 AM
The pizzas they ordered me tasted like you, and that's not a good taste.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 05:47:04 AM
yeah i dont taste too good :(
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2007, 05:49:00 AM
yeah i dont taste too good :(

9 out of 10 blokes prefer the taste of gayer to pizza. (sample size 1,000,000,000 british men.)
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 05:54:07 AM
i dont think there is that many british men...
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2007, 05:55:21 AM
Yeah we know. The majority of guys we tried to contact hung up after your name was mentioned.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 05:58:48 AM
they're just upset cos I never called
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2007, 05:59:45 AM
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: The Communist on September 07, 2007, 06:00:36 AM
Yeah we know. The majority of guys were hung after your name was mentioned.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 06:02:20 AM
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.

You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2007, 06:03:50 AM
they're just upset cos I never called

actually i heard one mutter something about "crap i think i have herpies" and another go "shit she's pregnant" before running off.

You shouldnt joke about STDs :(

You shouldn't beleive em when they say it's just a wart. ;)
 :-*
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: unclegravy on September 07, 2007, 06:16:20 AM
They should put up pizza adverts in my name and order me homosexuals.

The homosexuals over here don't taste all that nice.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 06:20:58 AM
I don't have herpies  >:( well except Birmingham herpies..
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 07, 2007, 11:38:28 AM
I don't have herpies  >:( well except Birmingham herpies..

We have harpies, there's a significant difference
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Masterchef on September 07, 2007, 11:43:15 AM
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2007, 02:10:09 PM
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D

Thank god guys can't get it.  ;D
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on September 07, 2007, 03:14:44 PM
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!
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Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 07, 2007, 03:31:26 PM
You shouldnt joke about STDs :(
Pregnancy is the worst STD of them all. ;D

Thank god guys can't get it.  ;D

Yes they do and they have no control over it once it happens
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Midnight on September 07, 2007, 03:45:06 PM
THERE IS AN ATTACK HAPPENING SOON.

Now that I have your attention, they have ordered me pizzas and put up homosexual adverts in my name. They will not stop until you die!

*points at himself*

Evil never dies.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: unclegravy on September 07, 2007, 06:25:51 PM
My friend looks like Anthony Hopkins, and we avoid eating with him, because he has a bad habit of starting off with "Well hello, Clarice...".
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Midnight on September 07, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
I am not your friend.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: theonlydann on September 07, 2007, 07:29:02 PM
are you MY friend?
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 07, 2007, 07:39:15 PM
I'm your friend, Dann! 
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Midnight on September 07, 2007, 07:40:32 PM
are you MY friend?

Of course, cuddlefuck.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 08, 2007, 02:15:22 AM
Well who's gonna be my friend? :(
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: The Communist on September 08, 2007, 06:29:34 AM
Well who's gonna be my imaginary friend? :(

Fixed.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 08, 2007, 06:58:58 AM
I already have an imaginary friend. His name is Brian and he's made entirely out of cheese. I like to nibble on his ears.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: The Terror on September 08, 2007, 08:02:58 AM
Brian has taken out an imaginary restraining order on you
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 08, 2007, 09:09:06 AM
I thwew Bwian woughly to the gwound
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 08, 2007, 03:17:55 PM
Bah Brian loves me from a distance
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 08, 2007, 03:19:08 PM
We all do.
Title: Re: BEWARE THE SAVAGE JAW OF INTERNET BADGUYZ
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 08, 2007, 03:22:06 PM
too big a distance :(