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Title: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: lametard on September 03, 2007, 06:01:48 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 03, 2007, 06:15:14 PM
Magic.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on September 03, 2007, 06:21:23 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.
When held under UV light.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: lametard on September 03, 2007, 06:55:11 PM
Cum.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 03, 2007, 07:06:24 PM
The pink unicorn can alternate its molecular structure so that photons can pass through, thus it is pink except when it's invisible.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: big mick000 on September 03, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
its pink when you have been smoking too much of the wacky tobaccy!! lol. mine is an elephant when i've been puffing a J. it is invisible and silent when you're not high. just like the earth is round when you're not high.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 04, 2007, 08:37:33 AM
its pink when you have been smoking too much of the wacky tobaccy!! lol. mine is an elephant when i've been puffing a J. it is invisible and silent when you're not high. just like the earth is round when you're not high.

Drug virgin.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 04, 2007, 04:00:24 PM
its pink when you have been smoking too much of the wacky tobaccy!! lol. mine is an elephant when i've been puffing a J. it is invisible and silent when you're not high. just like the earth is round when you're not high.

Yes, because tobacco gets you high!

I doubt you've ever smoked anything.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 05:42:51 PM
They are right (unfortunatley for you) as the only high you get from tobacco is when you haven't smoked it in ages (known as a whitey), a J is nothing more than a relaxant with the properties to stall you mid sentance and to make you think really pointless things. Unless you've taken buckets then you get a longer lasting effect of the J. Please experience this roller coaster before actually boasting about the 1st person description of these mind degrading chemicals.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: beast on September 04, 2007, 07:06:02 PM
My faith tells me she's pink.  My logic tells me she's invisible, since I've never seen her.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on September 04, 2007, 07:08:29 PM
I have found the secret to this riddle.


Pink has multiple meanings.  ;D
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: lametard on September 04, 2007, 07:45:43 PM
My faith tells me she's pink.  My logic tells me she's invisible, since I've never seen her.

Correct!
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 05, 2007, 05:48:25 AM
I have found the secret to this riddle.


Pink has multiple meanings.  ;D

Yes!
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 05, 2007, 04:42:03 PM
I like unicorns
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: big mick000 on September 06, 2007, 12:51:52 AM
i said WACKY!!!

Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: unclegravy on September 06, 2007, 04:46:03 AM
It can't, thus why it's
I shouldn't be explaining this, I really shouldn't. God, I shouldn't.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on September 06, 2007, 06:02:03 AM
i said WACKY!!!



and you still would be wrong.

I'd ask you what you're smoking but you're obviously not.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: unclegravy on September 06, 2007, 06:07:29 AM
We're all out of ice hon, easy with the burns.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 06, 2007, 09:28:58 AM
i said WACKY!!!



You're not helping yourself.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: The Communist on September 06, 2007, 10:33:14 AM
Wacky toabaccy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wacky+Tobaccy)
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on September 06, 2007, 02:37:56 PM
Wacky toabaccy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wacky+Tobaccy)

lol you added a comment?
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: The Communist on September 08, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Wrong.  I added a lol.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Mephistopheles on September 08, 2007, 11:25:47 AM
I can't see pink.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on September 08, 2007, 09:14:13 PM
I can't see pink.

Well one day you can pay a woman 20 dollars to see it.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Mephistopheles on September 09, 2007, 05:33:07 PM
I see nothing but an endless abyss in which money and toil pours into.

 :'(
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Midnight on September 09, 2007, 05:37:51 PM
nihilism
1817, "the doctrine of negation" (in ref. to religion or morals), from Ger. Nihilismus, from L. nihil "nothing at all" (see nil), coined by Ger. philosopher Friedrich Heinrich Jacobi (1743-1819). In philosophy, an extreme form of skepticism (1836). The political sense was first used by Ger. journalist Joseph von Görres (1776-1848). Turgenev used the Rus. form of the word (nigilizm) in "Fathers and Children" (1862) and claimed to have invented it. With a capital N-, it refers to the Rus. revolutionary anarchism of the period 1860-1917, supposedly so called because "nothing" that then existed found favor in their eyes. Nihilist first attested 1836, in the religious or philosophical sense; in the Rus. political sense, it is recorded from 1871.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: TheRationalTheist on September 29, 2007, 12:40:42 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.

Well, if you saw it, it would be pink,
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on October 03, 2007, 06:04:49 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.

Well, if you saw it, it would be pink,


That's like saying

x-3
---
(x^2 -9)

where x=3, is 1/6.

It's just not true.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: TheRationalTheist on October 04, 2007, 07:18:31 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.

Well, if you saw it, it would be pink,


That's like saying

x-3
---
(x^2 -9)

where x=3, is 1/6.

It's just not true.

I mean if you saw it, and it were for a moment not invisible, it would be a pinkish color, what theistic concept is this parody mocking?
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: Raist on October 04, 2007, 07:23:36 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.

Well, if you saw it, it would be pink,


That's like saying

x-3
---
(x^2 -9)

where x=3, is 1/6.

It's just not true.

I mean if you saw it, and it were for a moment not invisible, it would be a pinkish color, what theistic concept is this parody mocking?
I just thought it was an interesting paradox. Invisible would be a lack of any color whatsoever, pink would be a color.
Title: Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn
Post by: TheRationalTheist on October 04, 2007, 07:46:31 PM
How can it be pink and invisible at the same time? Discuss.

Well, if you saw it, it would be pink,


That's like saying

x-3
---
(x^2 -9)

where x=3, is 1/6.

It's just not true.

I mean if you saw it, and it were for a moment not invisible, it would be a pinkish color, what theistic concept is this parody mocking?
I just thought it was an interesting paradox. Invisible would be a lack of any color whatsoever, pink would be a color.

The reason I asked was becasue the IPU is the goddess of a parody religion