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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 01:15:48 AM

Title: What's your earliest memory?
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 01:15:48 AM
Mine is being potty-trained. My mum read me a story about bears and now I associate bears with going for a poo..

So whats your earliest memory?
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Post by: Mugthulhu on May 30, 2007, 01:22:37 AM
seeing a shadow on the wall and beliving it was a ghost.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 01:23:38 AM
Probably was a ghost.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 01:27:19 AM
I'm gonna guess Tom's was the building of the Great Wall of China.
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Post by: TheEngineer on May 30, 2007, 01:28:27 AM
I remember putting a rock in a snowball and sending it through the living room window.  I was like four, I think.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 01:30:05 AM
Hah class! You were a rebel child! Or just an idiot child...
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Post by: divito the truthist on May 30, 2007, 02:07:04 AM
My earliest memory was playing hockey at 4 years old. :o
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Post by: Glaswegia on May 30, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
I got lost on the underground... was 3/4/5  :(
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
Aww did you cry?
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Post by: Glaswegia on May 30, 2007, 03:45:33 PM
either that or pee myself... I got wet anyway...
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 03:57:49 PM
Aww bless
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Post by: Midnight on May 30, 2007, 04:09:10 PM
The dog, burning, running in circles.
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
Getting yelled at.  Not sure what for though...
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Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 30, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Having a brick thrown at my face when I was 3.
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 04:20:34 PM
Having a brick thrown at my face when I was 3.

Who commited the act?
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 04:22:52 PM
Whoa! Why would someone do that? Were you a really annoying kid or soemthing?!
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Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 30, 2007, 04:32:34 PM
It was a friend of mine (!)  I just remember him picking up the brick, me saying "You're not gonna throw that at me, are you?" or something like that, then whack.  I still remember how it felt.  I had to get stitches on my upper lip because of it, it split open.  I can't remember what actually led up to it happening.  It was in a shed behind my house.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 04:34:13 PM
Wow, not a nice first memory :( *hugs*
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Post by: quixotic on May 30, 2007, 04:35:55 PM
My first memory was my first word as well..

My Great Uncle was playing on the tramopline in my houise in Sydney and he fell through the gaps that the springs make and said "Holy Shit"

My first words were "Holly Sit"

Wakka Wakka
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
LMAO  That's something to be proud of.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 04:43:20 PM
My first memory was my first word as well..

My Great Uncle was playing on the tramopline in my houise in Sydney and he fell through the gaps that the springs make and said "Holy Shit"

My first words were "Holly Sit"

Wakka Wakka

Awesome!
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 04:57:47 PM
Gayer, I'm amazed you didn't make a first word thread already.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 04:58:30 PM
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me

*goes off to make it*
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:00:40 PM
I was eating lunch on my little playschool (or whatever) picnic table.....

*Similar to picture*
(http://babyborrowrental.com/picnic_table.JPG)

And my dog, Pooper (she ate shitty diapers), came over and jacked me for my Peanut butter & jelly sandwich. She took it right out of my hands, and i cried. It was a sad day for a young groper.
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:01:33 PM
Post script-

We have since put Pooper down....



Dont fuck with my sandwiches
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 05:02:57 PM
I had one of those tables, but it was squared off, and orange/yellow.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 05:03:44 PM
Hahah your dog ate your sandwich!!!
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:06:58 PM
I had one of those tables, but it was squared off, and orange/yellow.

Yeah, mine was the old 80's style, i think the same as the one you are referring to. I was just too lazy to find the exact picture.
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:10:09 PM
Hahah your dog ate your sandwich!!!

Not funny gayer. That was a very sad and heartfelt moment in my life.

I learned a valuable lesson that day. A lesson that i have kept with me throughout my life. I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 05:11:24 PM
Yes it is funny! *laughs some more*
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 05:11:39 PM
I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!

My brother still hasn't learned that lesson.  The dog steals his food to this sad day, 14 yrs after the first occurance.
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:11:55 PM
Dude, i totally used to have a C.H.P.s Power wheel motorcycle, in the 80s. I was ponch.......a white ponch, but i was still the shit.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 05:13:09 PM
I didn;t even have picnic tables. I just sat on the ground to eat my sandwiches :(
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Post by: YL Groper on May 30, 2007, 05:14:07 PM
I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!

My brother still hasn't learned that lesson.  The dog steals his food to this sad day, 14 yrs after the first occurance.

This is why i carry a knife. I will stab for sandwiches. Life isnt fair, protect your sandwich.
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 05:17:18 PM
Stab your dog for stealing your sandwich?  Maybe kick him, but never stab...
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 05:17:41 PM
Or bite him
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 05:21:04 PM
Gayer, you are messed up.  Biting a dog?  Why not just go rub your face in their shit.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2007, 05:22:00 PM
Cos that's disgusting
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 30, 2007, 05:31:13 PM
So is biting it!  Who cares if your foot gets covered in dog, but your mouth?  Like, eww...
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Post by: TheEngineer on May 30, 2007, 07:16:25 PM
Your dog should never be afraid of you.  It should respect you.
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Post by: quixotic on May 30, 2007, 07:25:05 PM
Your dog should never be afraid of you.  It should respect you.

So true...women should show more respect  ::)
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Post by: cadmium_blimp on May 30, 2007, 08:41:18 PM
Getting hit on the head really, really hard.
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Post by: EvilToothpaste on May 30, 2007, 11:09:25 PM
Seeing my friends outside from my window, then running all the way out there, realizing I'm just in my undies, and running back as fast as I can.  Good times.  I've actually done that recently ... when drunk. 

I was thinking the other day that I still had a lot of growing up to do.  I thought of this while in my fort. 
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Post by: Dead Kangaroo on May 31, 2007, 12:08:07 AM
Being surrounded in daffodils in some park.
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Post by: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
I thought of this while in my fort. 
I make mine from the couch cushions.
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Post by: EvilToothpaste on May 31, 2007, 12:33:09 AM
I thought of this while in my fort. 
I make mine from the couch cushions.
Cereal boxes for me.    8)

But the couch cushions were soo cool.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2007, 12:33:57 AM
I don't make them anymore, makes my housemates look at me funny :(
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Post by: Mr. Ireland on May 31, 2007, 05:54:44 AM
Uhhm, hello, w/e happened to the huge combo's of chairs, blankets, and cushions.
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Post by: Tim Bishop on May 31, 2007, 06:06:40 AM
Beating up my brother, Tom
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Post by: Miss M. on May 31, 2007, 03:28:58 PM
Having a wopping great big needle plunged into my thigh, with loads of big people pinning me down.  :-\ I was about 3 years old. I'd have come quietly if they hadn't started to hold me down...then I got suspicious and kicked the needle away...so they had to get a new one, and the strapped me down. Now I can't stand the ideas of injections in the leg. If I have a choice, it always goes in the arm.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2007, 03:32:28 PM
Awww

What was it for? Were they giving you the AIDs?
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Post by: Midnight on June 01, 2007, 10:35:32 AM
I goofed. The earliest memory wasn't actually what I previously said, it was the aforementioned pet running across the campfire FIRST.
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Post by: JackASCII on June 01, 2007, 10:54:59 AM
Escaping from the lab.
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Post by: Miss M. on June 01, 2007, 04:03:45 PM
Awww

What was it for? Were they giving you the AIDs?

nah. That was when I was 6.

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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 01, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
Ahhh ok

So what was that one for?
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Post by: Miss M. on June 01, 2007, 04:14:31 PM
dunno. Rhubella? Measles? I could check, but that would involve sifting through my mum's stuff which takes a while..


I also remember the nurse offering me a sweet afterwards, in a dark corridor outside the room...I was scared, and refused it.


Another early memory is of my parents arguing..I was about 4, and I turned up the t.v really loud cause the smurfs were on, and I was trying to watch.

I also remember making scrambled eggs 'on my own' in the flat in germany with my mum helping..I was about 4 then as well.

I also remember other stuff, like playing 'shop' with my grandma..
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 01, 2007, 04:16:17 PM
Don't bother checking then. Wonder why they did it in your leg? A friend of mine had to have his measles done in his arse while being held down by several teachers
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Post by: Miss M. on June 01, 2007, 04:18:19 PM
rofl

I dunno. They were american army doctors. :-/ My dad was in the army, and we were posted somewhere...Might have been germany or usa...whatever, they spoke american and clearly made it their duty to scar children for life.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 01, 2007, 04:21:03 PM
Ahh the joys of having a squaddie dad. Poor you :(