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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Debate => Topic started by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:04:19 PM

Title: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:04:19 PM
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12353.0 (http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12353.0)

A recent study, see above, was conducted to gather data about shoe forms.

Since the earth's curve is the sum of its lesser parts, I made a proof that demonstrated that the earth is flat. Some were unconvinced since the earth is flat where we all live, but must be curved where no one lives, thus yeilding a round earth. Aside from the obvious complications of this assumed crumpled, not round, earth there is the emperical evidence that shows us otherwise.

Our shoes are pressed against the earth daily. They form an inverted mold that will take an average shape of our daily earth. If we collected the samples of all our shoe molds, we could infer something about the shape of the earth. This was done. Shoes were molded into several categories, flat, concave and convex. Jagged was an option, but is dismissed since that shape tells us nothing.

The earth is as concave in some places as it is convex in others. But in most places it is flat. This evidence shows that the earth, the sum of its parts, is indeed, flat.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 23, 2007, 01:06:35 PM
What?
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ∂G/∂x on April 23, 2007, 01:07:13 PM
Haha I knew it! The shoes thing was an attempt at proof! Teeeheee! Well then you can understand that if your shoe took on the inverse of the curved earth, the curve would be so slight you could not possibly perceive it unless your shoes were about a mile long. Then it wouldn't be easy. Try to remember Narcberry, the earth is round, but the curve is very slight so it's hard to see! Your proof about curves and sums of their parts is just not true. The Earth is not a mathematically perfect sphere, not even close, so that argument is invalid.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 23, 2007, 01:07:56 PM
What?

Don't you remember Narcberry's scientific study of the bottoms of our shoes? ;D

This is the payoff!
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 23, 2007, 01:08:58 PM
What?

Don't you remember Narcberry's scientific study of the bottoms of our shoes? ;D

This is the payoff!

Nope don't remember. But then I didn't hang out on the serious forums before I got banned so wouldn't have known
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:10:11 PM
The Earth is not a mathematically perfect sphere, not even close, so that argument is invalid.

Are you saying that the circumference of your round earth does not travel an exact 360 degress?
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on April 23, 2007, 01:10:31 PM
Proof that Narcberry has lost it.  :P
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:12:47 PM
Proof that you hide from evidence.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ∂G/∂x on April 23, 2007, 01:13:27 PM
Erm...yes it does travel 360 degrees. But it isn't mathematically perfect, that is to say, it is not a mathematical curve as a billiard ball (very nearly) is. It is so bumpy the curvature is only really reliable on large bodies of water. I haven't walked on any water in my shoes. On land, the curvature of the Earth is impossible to measure because it is confounded by hills/buildings/artificial changes in the ground surface.

Edit: This shoes argument is your worst yet.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: sokarul on April 23, 2007, 01:13:59 PM
Proof that you hide from evidence.
Proof that you are a fucking retard and need not to live. 
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ∂G/∂x on April 23, 2007, 01:15:15 PM
A better answer than mine. Let's see if Narcberry gets it.

Edit: This was a response to a deleted post. Poor deleted post! I know it was you Tom!
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:15:21 PM
Erm...yes it does travel 360 degrees. But it isn't mathematically perfect, that is to say, it is not a mathematical curve as a billiard ball (very nearly) is. It is so bumpy the curvature is only really reliable on large bodies of water. I haven't walked on any water in my shoes. On land, the curvature of the Earth is impossible to measure because it is confounded by hills/buildings/artificial changes in the ground surface.

Edit: This shoes argument is your worst yet.

It is simple, the earth, if round, will have an average curve that is an exact circle. This evidence was gathered to show that there should be a mold of every type, but the average is a flat earth, not a round one.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: sheepofdarkness on April 23, 2007, 01:15:28 PM
Actually the toes of my shoes curve upwards, proving that the Earth is round and we are living inside of it.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Midnight on April 23, 2007, 01:15:55 PM
Proof that you hide from evidence.

Proof that you hide from reality.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 23, 2007, 01:17:03 PM
A better answer than mine. Let's see if Narcberry gets it.

Edit: This was a response to a deleted post. Poor deleted post! I know it was you Tom!
What was the deleted post?
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:17:42 PM
You know you have good proof when RE'ers will reduce to flaming.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ∂G/∂x on April 23, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
The way your shoes curve is affected by such a huge number of factors totally unrelated to the shape of the earth, like your style of walking and the road/pavement materials where you live. Whatever the 'average curve' is it isn't an exact circle, as the Earth isn't an exact sphere.

Edit: I can't remember whose post  :(
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Midnight on April 23, 2007, 01:18:57 PM
You know you have good proof when RE'ers will reduce to flaming.

Ah yes, the consummate innocent. You amuse me.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: sokarul on April 23, 2007, 01:19:08 PM
You know you have good proof when RE'ers will reduce to flaming.
Dude according to your proof the earth is a bowl.  My shoes bend up.  Like I stand in a bowl all day. 
Just go away.  Even fe'er think your proof is retarded. 
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Midnight on April 23, 2007, 01:19:53 PM
You know you have good proof when RE'ers will reduce to flaming.
Dude according to your proof the earth is a bowl.  My shoes bend up.  Like I stand in a bowl all day. 
Just go away.  Even fe'er think your proof is retarded. 

The one's that actually, you know, think at all.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on April 23, 2007, 01:20:43 PM
The way your shoes curve is affected by such a huge number of factors totally unrelated to the shape of the earth, like your style of walking and the road/pavement materials where you live. Whatever the 'average curve' is it isn't an exact circle, as the Earth isn't an exact sphere.

Edit: I can't remember whose post  :(

Dont be offended, but you are wrong. Any circular object, mishapen or not, will have a total degree change of 360 degrees. This is the only reason this evidence shows the earth to be flat.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: ∂G/∂x on April 23, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
I am not wrong. The total degree change doesn't make any difference to how your shoes are eroded, as my post said. A cube (topologically identical to a sphere) has a total degree change of 360 but not rounded surfaces. Your 'proof' is utterly weak.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on August 25, 2008, 08:09:30 PM
Another victory for FE!!!
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Nightmare on August 25, 2008, 08:52:20 PM
You are a silly person. The earth is so gigantic that it appears flat from a close distant.

Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on August 25, 2008, 08:53:27 PM
Ever think it doesn't just appear to be flat?

I look at my shoes, and they appear to be shoes. Maybe they *are* shoes.
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Nightmare on August 25, 2008, 08:56:54 PM
Now you are saying the Earth ISN'T flat?
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: narcberry on August 25, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
Hi NightmaRE!!
Title: Re: Shoe results are in!
Post by: Nightmare on August 25, 2008, 09:26:44 PM
Hello, Narcberry.  ;)