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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 02:34:39 PM

Title: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 02:34:39 PM
Let's write one!
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
I'll write one

*shakes fist at TheEngineer*
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Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 02:43:02 PM
What rhymes with shit?
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 24, 2007, 02:44:18 PM
I would but I'm too tired tonight.
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Post by: Wiru on March 24, 2007, 02:44:27 PM
Why don't you go copy Monty Python and whack your heads with planks of wood after every sentence?
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 02:55:26 PM
What rhymes with shit?

Tut tut...
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Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 02:57:20 PM
The earth is flat, wooahhh -ooahhhh
As flat as a pizza, woooahhh-oooahh
Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 24, 2007, 03:00:30 PM
I think this is pretty suitable.

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do

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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:02:51 PM
I think this is pretty suitable.

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do



Very suitable
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 24, 2007, 03:05:03 PM
It's from the play "Joseph and his technicolour crackpot theory".
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:06:22 PM
I dont remember that title...
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Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 03:16:08 PM
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath
Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: Franc T., Planar on March 24, 2007, 03:17:47 PM
SOCIOPATH. All you can do is sing songs and spread nonsense. We know you don't really believe in this shit.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:18:01 PM
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

BRILLIANT!
Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 03:19:52 PM
SOCIOPATH. All you can do is sing songs and spread nonsense. We know you don't really believe in this shit.

ALL you can do is sing songs??? I'll have you know that it's a quite difficult skill, singing songs.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:22:03 PM
Are you actually singing them though? Cos all we know is that you're typing them
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Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
No, I'm not singing them  :-[
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
Is it weird that I am?
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Post by: The Terror on March 24, 2007, 03:23:36 PM
yeah, you don't have the voice for it
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:25:20 PM
Least I dont have a stupid accent like you do
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 24, 2007, 03:28:33 PM
I never knew
I'd been lied to, baby
I never knew
That I'd wasted my time, Ohhhh yeaaahh.

I spent my childhood
believing all the bull that they fed me,
But now I know
in my heart
that things are not the way they seem


chorus

Look out your window
Look into your soul
Look out your window
And you'll discover the moles
Fly way up higher than you've ever been before
When you look out your window
You'll see flatness and more.


I never knew
I'd been lied to, baby
I never knew
That I'd wasted my time, Ohhhh yeaaahh.

My teachers all told me
The world was a giant globe
but they were blind
they didn't see
what was through their panes of mystery!


chorus

Look out your window
Look into your soul
Look out your window
And you'll discover the moles
Fly way up higher than you've ever been before
When you look out your window
You'll see flatness and more.
Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 24, 2007, 03:32:09 PM
I want your musical babies Kasroa!
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Post by: The Terror on March 25, 2007, 07:20:53 AM
 was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 07:22:35 AM
And I also want your musical babies Terror
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Post by: The Terror on March 25, 2007, 07:23:52 AM
Nice avatar...
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 07:24:19 AM
Thanks, its a picture of you
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 25, 2007, 07:25:53 AM
It's written in spunk
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 07:26:45 AM
Spunk with a blue tinge to it? Thats not healthy...
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 25, 2007, 07:28:48 AM
It's been photoshopped by NASA
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 07:29:29 AM
Damn NASA also photoshopping bodily fluids
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Post by: unclegravy on March 25, 2007, 08:06:12 AM
was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

Make a tune for it NOW.;)
Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 08:07:54 AM
I'll come up with a tune for it. It'll give me something to entertain myself tonight
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Post by: Miss M. on March 25, 2007, 10:47:35 AM
hmm...If I had the software we used in Music last year, that would be cool. Does anyone own or can access a copy of Cubasis?
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 12:21:23 PM
Nope
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Post by: The Terror on March 25, 2007, 04:18:41 PM
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

Come on everybody, sing with me!

People of the world, white or black
Shake my hand and admit the world is flat
The equations are there, do the math
but avoid Finland, home of the sociopath

Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*

Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*

Title: Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 04:19:57 PM
I see one glaring problem with that song...
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Post by: The Terror on March 25, 2007, 04:25:40 PM
Yeah I know, but I had to use the American spelling of math to make it rhyme
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 04:27:44 PM
Thats not what I meant  >:(
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 25, 2007, 04:30:22 PM
Hmm nothing wrong with it as far as I can see...
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 04:33:16 PM
I hate you both
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Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on March 25, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Some good travel advice there too.
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 25, 2007, 04:37:16 PM
Racists
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Post by: The Terror on January 08, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
I think time has proven me right about Finland
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 08, 2008, 05:03:52 PM
I think it hasn't