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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth General => Topic started by: Earthisactuallyahypercube on July 09, 2014, 08:32:22 PM

Title: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Earthisactuallyahypercube on July 09, 2014, 08:32:22 PM
This is a hidden poll. Be serious, for you can't lose face.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Username on July 12, 2014, 07:42:16 AM
The only face that matters is the one that looks at you from the glass. I am a Flat Earther.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Pongo on July 12, 2014, 09:51:16 AM
Give a fish the knowledge of man with the humanity to wield it and it's still a fish. I am a Flat Earther.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: markjo on July 12, 2014, 11:02:50 AM
Give a fish the knowledge of man with the humanity to wield it and it's still a fish. I am a Flat Earther.
Wow.  That has to be one of the weirdest non sequiturs that I've seen in a while.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 12, 2014, 11:19:24 AM
Shouldn't this poll be limited to FE'ers only?  Just saying that if you are asking how many people actually believe the Earth is flat, you should limit the responses to FE'ers. 
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: rottingroom on July 12, 2014, 11:34:11 AM
Shouldn't this poll be limited to FE'ers only?  Just saying that if you are asking how many people actually believe the Earth is flat, you should limit the responses to FE'ers.

Impossible. That requires the honor system. Ain't nobody got time for DAT.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Shmeggley on July 12, 2014, 12:25:26 PM
Maybe the question should have been "Do you disingenuously believe that the Earth is flat?"
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: gotham on July 12, 2014, 05:40:18 PM
The "genuinely believe" in the poll title insinuates a degree incredulity towards what we know to be truthful.  Doubt is the offspring of RET and limits their ability to understand what they see in front of them...until that one fine day when they truly understand this yes. I am a Flat Earther.   
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 14, 2014, 12:00:07 AM
Well, currently, more than half of the voters believe that the Earth is flat.  That should say something to you stubborn RE'ers and your claims about 99.999% believe like your do. 
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Macpie on July 14, 2014, 12:22:21 AM
Well, currently, more than half of the voters believe that the Earth is flat.  That should say something to you stubborn RE'ers and your claims about 99.999% believe like your do.

Do you believe the Earth is flat?
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Yes    7 (36.8%)
No    12 (63.2%)

I don't think "more" means what you think it means... Even more so when you consider this is the FLAT Earth forum.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 14, 2014, 12:25:33 AM
Seven is not more than half of twelve?  You RE'ers and your crazy math. 
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: inquisitive on July 14, 2014, 12:30:08 AM
Seven is not more than half of twelve?  You RE'ers and your crazy math.
7 out of 20 say yes. Not a majority.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 14, 2014, 12:32:21 AM
Seven is not more than half of twelve?  You RE'ers and your crazy math.
7 out of 20 say yes. Not a majority.

So, the new RE math says that 7 is not more than half of 12.  Interesting. 
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Macpie on July 14, 2014, 01:45:45 AM
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more than half of the voters believe that the Earth is flat

More than half of 19 is 10 or more. 7 is not 10 or more...
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: BJ1234 on July 14, 2014, 06:54:47 AM
Well, currently, more than half of the voters believe that the Earth is flat.  That should say something to you stubborn RE'ers and your claims about 99.999% believe like your do.
Wow, jroa, you really need to learn to do math.

More than half of the voters  believe that the Earth is flat.

Is exactly what you have said.  That is saying that FE got the majority of voters.

You did not say FE got more than half the voters as RE.  Which is what you meant to say.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Shmeggley on July 14, 2014, 07:20:51 AM
Seven is not more than half of twelve?  You RE'ers and your crazy math.
7 out of 20 say yes. Not a majority.

So, the new RE math says that 7 is not more than half of 12.  Interesting.

Don't be distracted by jroa pretending to have the IQ of a carrot. He knows he's derailing. Watch, he'll bring up trains next.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 14, 2014, 08:29:22 AM
My beliefs are not a secret. I am a Flat Earther.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: rottingroom on July 14, 2014, 08:40:43 AM
The earths shape is not an opinion. We are all Round Earthers.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: legion on July 14, 2014, 02:46:42 PM
I voted YES, even though I don't. If you set up a 'secret poll' about the triangular earth, I'll vote YES on that, too.

It goes without saying that everyone else told the truth when voting. Except me.

Nice to see mainstream style 'science' carried out on the forum.

Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 14, 2014, 05:56:19 PM
The earths shape is not an opinion. We are all Round Earthers.


You do know what the verb 'believe' means, don't you?
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: rottingroom on July 14, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
The earths shape is not an opinion. We are all Round Earthers.


You do know what the verb 'believe' means, don't you?

Yes. People believe one way or the other. A round earther can be people who believe the earth is round. They can also be people who just happen to live on one, which we all are. I didn't nit pick the little captain planet kumbya session y'all just had so I thought I'd release one just the same.
Title: Re: Do you believe that the Earth is flat (secret poll)
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on July 15, 2014, 12:57:16 AM
The earths shape is not an opinion. We are all Round Earthers.


You do know what the verb 'believe' means, don't you?
You know what the adjective 'insincere' means don't you?