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Title: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Tusk on March 19, 2013, 07:05:12 PM
We are so on the ball.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/don-t-let-jedi-knights-hold-weddings-free-church-1-2843820 (http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/don-t-let-jedi-knights-hold-weddings-free-church-1-2843820)

Back of the net. With cashback.

Nice little weekend earner. I can even do the photography.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 19, 2013, 07:23:47 PM
Ah, some things are starting to come together now.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: FlatOrange on March 19, 2013, 07:43:11 PM
inb4 FES members realize what this article is saying
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Lorddave on March 19, 2013, 07:49:00 PM
Quote from: FlatOrange on March 19, 2013, 07:43:11 PM
inb4 FES members realize what this article is saying
No, you're not.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Nomad on March 19, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
Anyone can get ordained to perform wedding ceremonies.  Over the internet.  For free.  This is hardly anything new or shocking.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Tusk on March 19, 2013, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Nomad on March 19, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
Anyone can get ordained to perform wedding ceremonies.  Over the internet.  For free.  This is hardly anything new or shocking.

Shut your puss. It's groundbreaking government legislation.

Sortof.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 19, 2013, 10:36:08 PM
Maybe for Scotland it's groundbreaking.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: theonlydann on March 20, 2013, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: Nomad on March 19, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
Anyone can get ordained to perform wedding ceremonies.  Over the internet.  For free.  This is hardly anything new or shocking.
I am ordained! Heck, pay me and i'll marry a cat to a pig.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: iwanttobelieve on March 21, 2013, 07:15:16 AM
Quote from: theonlydann on March 20, 2013, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: Nomad on March 19, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
Anyone can get ordained to perform wedding ceremonies.  Over the internet.  For free.  This is hardly anything new or shocking.
I am ordained! Heck, pay me and i'll marry a cat to a pig.



Rushy and hoppy cancelled their wedding, and as an aside, that is not nice to call them a cat and a pig.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:10:12 AM
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on March 19, 2013, 10:36:08 PM
Maybe for Scotland it's groundbreaking.
They're way ahead of the curve in comparison to other third world countries.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: PizzaPlanet on March 25, 2013, 05:11:32 AM
Quote from: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:10:12 AM
They're way ahead of the curve in comparison to other third world countries.
No. They deep-fry Mars bars.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:19:17 AM
Quote from: PizzaPlanet on March 25, 2013, 05:11:32 AM
Quote from: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:10:12 AM
They're way ahead of the curve in comparison to other third world countries.
No. They deep-fry Mars bars.
Today Mars, tomorrow Snickers, the day after that: Charleston Chew. Scotland is on the move.
Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: markjo on March 26, 2013, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:19:17 AM
Quote from: PizzaPlanet on March 25, 2013, 05:11:32 AM
Quote from: Crudblud on March 25, 2013, 05:10:12 AM
They're way ahead of the curve in comparison to other third world countries.
No. They deep-fry Mars bars.
Today Mars, tomorrow Snickers, the day after that: Charleston Chew. Scotland is on the move.
Bah!  They're still well behind the US.
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Title: Re: Scotland plans to let FES members conduct marriage ceremonies. I kid you not.
Post by: Username on March 26, 2013, 10:00:32 AM
The Flat Earth Society will gain in the coming years.