The Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Johnston on September 06, 2005, 01:09:21 AM

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: Johnston on September 06, 2005, 01:09:21 AM

the sky is actually red.

the color blue is really the color red. the color blue actually doesn't exist, what we think is "blue" is actually red. it's all part of a big government conspiracy that's been brainwashing society for hundreds of years. TV is a big part of it, if you record normal TV and analyze the high frequencies where the human ear can't hear, you'll see that it's saying "the sky is blue, the sky is blue" over and over again. this actually gets programmed into our brains (even though we can't conciously hear it).

TEST TO SEE IF YOU'RE A FLAT-EARTHER: you read this post and didn't laugh. actually, this test can apply to most of my posts...

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: The Prophet on September 07, 2005, 05:17:15 AM

Actually, it can apply to all of your posts; you just aren't funny. Not only that, your grammar is very poor. All around, you seem like a poor excuse for a person, and you should probably be executed.

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: ZOOBTRON on September 07, 2005, 05:37:55 AM

Blue is the colour I feel when Johnson tries to make us laugh. Brown is the colour of his jokes, you know, that real light tan coloured brown that gets you thinking "this aint never gonna wash out".

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: Johnston on September 07, 2005, 05:46:58 PM

Confirmed Flat-Earthers:
The Prophet
ZOOBTRON

any others volunteer to take my test?

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: Rick_James on August 09, 2006, 06:54:12 AM

What about the theory that what I see as the colour blue, you actually see as the colour red, is what someone else sees as the colour yellow, is what someone else sees as the colour green?

Just a little something were were working on while on acid a few years ago....

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: peter on August 09, 2006, 07:06:08 AM

Not funny, more a little sad.

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: Rick_James on August 09, 2006, 07:07:33 AM

Wasnt supposed to be funny......... :?

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: Astantia on August 09, 2006, 07:18:08 AM

Well, as Rick James said, what my eye percieves to be as one colour, you percieve to be another.  It doesn't matter because blue is blue is blue, even if you see it as what I see as red.

By stating the sky is red without proof you have merely made yourself appear to be more of an idiot.


These FE'ers actually try to present valid reasons for the existance of a flat earth.  With Logical thoughtout arguements that make for great discussion.  You haven't done any of that.

However, I will oblige you.  Okay, the colour we think of as 'blue' is actually the colour 'red.'  What does it matter what we call it, as long as it is understood that 'this is the colour of the sky.'

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: James on August 09, 2006, 07:18:56 AM

Quote from: "Johnston"

Confirmed Flat-Earthers:
The Prophet
ZOOBTRON

any others volunteer to take my test?

Anyone who hates your shitty jokes is a Flat Earther? Now there's a joke I find funny.

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: joffenz on August 09, 2006, 08:28:11 AM

Quote from: "ZOOBTRON"

Blue is the colour I feel when Johnson tries to make us laugh. Brown is the colour of his jokes, you know, that real light tan coloured brown that gets you thinking "this aint never gonna wash out".

Welcome back Zoobtron. We missed your scathing comments

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: CrimsonKing on August 09, 2006, 02:26:20 PM

Afraid not Cheesejoff, old thread

Title: The Red Sky Society
Post by: joffenz on August 09, 2006, 03:31:31 PM

Thanks for pointing that out Crimson King, you saved me from looking stupid there ^^

However...September 2005! A year ago! Before I joined!

I will lock this thread if I do not see a good reason as to why it's been raised from the dead, and so far I do not see a good reason.