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Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: Captain Jack Sparrow on October 03, 2006, 08:56:06 PM
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Pirates is coo'. 8-)
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Yes they is.
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You's coo' now. You like pirates. 8-)
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Vikings totally own pirates.
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explosive cannonballs fired by the English Navy also own pirates. :lol:
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Naomi Robson > Cannibals > Pirates
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vikings > *
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Pirates > Vikings
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves pirates.
Running Wild sings about pirates.
Therefore the FSM loves Running Wild.
Therefore pirate metal > viking metal.
Therefore pirates > vikings.
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Vikings > *
No additional math needed, folks. That's just how things are, I'm sorry.
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explosive cannonballs fired by the English Navy also own pirates. :lol:
''british'' navy
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Vikings totally own pirates.
This man speaks truth. If you cloned Chuck Norris, the two of them couldn't even beat a single Viking.
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Are you kidding? Hagar the Horrible vs. Chuck Norris and Hagar would win?
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Dude, Odin would totally own that pussy Chuck Norris.
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Thor would own Odin
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I don't know, I think Odin would have the upper hand there. Wednesday comes before Thursday, you know.
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you realise that Odin and Thor are gods... while chuck norris is human (i think :roll: )
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you realise that Odin and Thor are gods... while chuck norris is human (i think :roll: )
Don't you EVER say that again...
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Well, Chuck Norris doesn't have a day of the week named after him.
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...yet
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chuck norris sux
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chuck norris's best weapon is bad acting.
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Pirates is way betta then vikings. 8-) Vikings ain't coo'. 8-)
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Vikings ain't cool? Apparently you've never raped and pillaged a village.
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Pirates are cool, I guess.
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Pirates used to be cool, back when they were underground. Now they're pop, thanks to Jack Sparrow. Fucking tool.
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The most retarded thing ever, is to dislike something JUST because its popular. Your aloud to dislike it for other reasons, but if you like it, you shouldn't stop liking it because other people do.
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Pirates are all assholes, think about it, they killed and robbed thousands causing great destruction/disturbance and basically totally fucking over many people.
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Pirates is betta and coola then vikings cause they can shoot 'em befo' they get to 'em. 8-) Guns is coo'. 8-) Just like pirates. 8-)
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Vikings are far superior, in every way shape and form, they had their own religion, a freaking AWESOME one at that.
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Pirates can shoot vikings before they get to them. They also have superior ships. If it came down to hand-to-hand fighting though, my bets on the vikings. ;)
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Pirates are all assholes, think about it, they killed and robbed thousands causing great destruction/disturbance and basically totally fucking over many people.
so did vikings.
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True, but there are no vikings around today are there?
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Vikings have ugly hats and are fat guys with clubs. Pirates have swords and guns. So, with that being said
Pirates>Vikings :D
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I take it back...
Pirates>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vikings
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Vikings have ugly hats and are fat guys with clubs.
Pirates are scurvy ridden, unhygenic, gimps.
Pirates have swords and guns.
Vikings have swords, battle axes, and maces. They also have bows and arrows. Flintlock pistols (which pirates have) take forever to load, and can backfire easily. Bows are stealthy, powerful, and easy to wield with skill.
That said:
Vikings > Pirates
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Vikings have swords, battle axes, and maces. They also have bows and arrows. Flintlock pistols (which pirates have) take forever to load, and can backfire easily. Bows are stealthy, powerful, and easy to wield with skill.
Anyone can shoot a gun. It takes alot of skill to be able to fire a bow with the accuracy of a pistol, and not every viking would have said skill.
Pirates > Vikings
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Anyone can shoot a gun.
False.
Vikings > Pirates
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im going to point out its usualy Pirates vs. Ninjas.
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Vikings would kick both of their asses.
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Nomad, i was just pointing out the fact that it's harder to accurately shoot someone with a bow, as apposed to a gun.
Pirates > Vikings.
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Nomad, i was just pointing out the fact that it's harder to accurately shoot someone with a bow, as apposed to a gun.
Pirates > Vikings.
jah, so vikings have more skill.
so vikings > Pirates
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Ninjas could wipe the floor with viking losers, I mean c'mon, it's hardly a competition.
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Nomad, i was just pointing out the fact that it's harder to accurately shoot someone with a bow, as apposed to a gun.
Pirates > Vikings.
Aye, but this isn't necessarily true when you're using the flintlock.
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Granted... but it can't be half as hard as aiming a bow.
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Of course it isn't as hard as aiming a bow. The thing is, even with as easy as it is to aim it's still quite difficult to hit, just because flintlock weapons were that innaccurate. If you take into account the amount of time it took to reload, you're kind of screwed if you miss the first shot. Any Viking who has a bow will know how to use his bow so he won't be as likely to miss. For a Viking, bow usage is a way of life from the time he is very young. For a pirate, flintlock firarm usage is a way of life from the time he decides to become a pirate.
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Of course it isn't as hard as aiming a bow. The thing is, even with as easy as it is to aim it's still quite difficult to hit, just because flintlock weapons were that innaccurate. If you take into account the amount of time it took to reload, you're kind of screwed if you miss the first shot. Any Viking who has a bow will know how to use his bow so he won't be as likely to miss. For a Viking, bow usage is a way of life from the time he is very young. For a pirate, flintlock firarm usage is a way of life from the time he decides to become a pirate.
Quoted for truth
Vikings > Pirates
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Zenith > Rage Against The Machine > Ninjas > Vikings > Pirates
:wink:
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Sam Fisher - One Man to Rule them all, One Man to find them, One Man to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
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Zenith - One guy that can own all you biatches, including Sam Fisher ( BTW he's nowhere near as cool as Solid Snake).
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
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No fair!
Actually it's......
God > all
Remember, Jesus ( pbuh) is in *God's* employ, correct? Just like every other prophet before and after him, Peace Be Upon All Of Them.
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Well in my religion Jesus is an aspect of god, but its pretty much the same deal.
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I'm aware of that, and I'm sure you're aware that any prophet in my religion is just a man, endowed with gifts from God maybe, but all were still just men.
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...Nah, pretty much
Vikings > *
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I'd like to see you say that on Judgement Day. :lol:
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Assuming that day comes.
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Did no one catch my LotR reference?
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Pirates is coo'. 8-)
I agree. http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
I think in Islam he didn't come back(?)
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:wink:
Zenith < *
God < FSM
FSM < Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris < James Bond
James Bond < Archimonde
Archimonde < Yo Momma!
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
If Einstein was so smart, how come he's DEAD?
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Vikings > *
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
If Einstein was so smart, how come he's DEAD?
1.) He wasn't murdered
2.) No one claimed he's greater than all matter in the universe, so of course he can die, being of less importance.
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
If Einstein was so smart, how come he's DEAD?
1.) He wasn't murdered
2.) No one claimed he's greater than all matter in the universe, so of course he can die, being of less importance.
Don't you watch The Simpsons?
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
If Einstein was so smart, how come he's DEAD?
1.) He wasn't murdered
2.) No one claimed he's greater than all matter in the universe, so of course he can die, being of less importance.
Don't you watch The Simpsons?
no
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Jesus, A man to unite the whole world against the forces of evil
Jesus > all
'cept he got killed.
If Einstein was so smart, how come he's DEAD?
1.) He wasn't murdered
2.) No one claimed he's greater than all matter in the universe, so of course he can die, being of less importance.
Don't you watch The Simpsons?
no
That's a pity.
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Desu, Jesus ( pbuh) was raised up to Heaven before he could be killed, and yes he hasn't come back yet.
God > *
Zenith > Anyhting Ubuntu throws at me
And whaddaya sayin 'bout my mamma, huh biatch?
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God > *
God = 0
[therefore] God < 1
Chuck Norris = 1
[therefore] Chuck > God
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God = too high for us mere mortals to say
Chuck = 0.5
God > Chuck Norris
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God = too high for us mere mortals to say.
God quantified: http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
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God = too high for us mere mortals to say.
God quantified: http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
I found that humorous and was about to send it to some friends and then I realized that I live in Kentucky and everyone is Christian here.
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wow not sick of you being ignorant about religion at all....
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wow not sick of you being annoying about religion at all....
who me?
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Ubuntu
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Ubuntu
Although I found that FAQ funny, I am kind of sick of his refusal to respect different views, and I say that as an atheist.
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wow not sick of you being ignorant about religion at all....
Well I'm still sick of religion. I was reading the Holy Quran today. Its introduction is much more logical and clear than Genesis, and more poetically written, but I find that the Bible is more accessible for dimmer people. Whilst reading I came to this revelation:
Religion is a fantastic thing, as long as you don't believe it.
Better break into the Nazi jokes then.
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I find your ignorance and intolerance towards others a bit staggering
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wow not sick of you being ignorant about religion at all....
wow not sick of you being ignorant about religion at all....
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So I'm religious, very often have conversations with Northrider, who is of a different religion about religion, my best friend is of yet another religion (hes a jew).
You always try to convert me to atheism, you refuse to acknowledge others views on religion....
and you call me ignorant.
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I find your ignorance and intolerance towards others a bit staggering
Where did you get the idea that I was intolerant of religious people?
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God = too high for us mere mortals to say.
God quantified: http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
I found that humorous and was about to send it to some friends and then I realized that I live in Kentucky and everyone is Christian here.
Lolololol :lol:
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I find your ignorance and intolerance towards others a bit staggering
Where did you get the idea that I was intolerant of religious people?
Dunno, It mighta been your blatant disrespect... or possibly your attempts to convert us to atheism, your CONTINUAL attempts.
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You always try to convert me to atheism, you refuse to acknowledge others views on religion....
Never have I done this. I refuse to accept illogical arguments, and I have insofar not been presented with a logical one.
and you call me ignorant.
Notice when I called you ignorant it was a copy of what you said? :D
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Bows are stealthy, powerful, and easy to wield with skill.
Bows take longer to reload than any gun, and aren't as effective as guns. And guns CAN be used by anyone, bows cannot. ;) Most people's first shot with a bow will go 1 foot, cause it flies off the string, however a gun you just aim and pull a trigger.
Pirates>Vikings.
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So, there's this pirate, ya know? And he's got this steering wheel in his pants. Well, he goes to the doctor and as he walks into the office the doctor says "What're you doing with a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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Bows take longer to reload than any gun
Bullshit! Have you ever seen or used a flintlock pistol? Let's run through the process for loading a flintlock pistol.
First you have to pour in some black powder (gunpowder). Then you have to put in the shot, or a lead ball. Then you have to ram it all down with a small rod. Then you have to cock the striking mechanism. Then you can aim, and pull the trigger.
I am certain that in the time that it takes to reload a flintlock (or musket--same deal), a Viking can unload at least two to five arrows, depending on their skill.
And guns CAN be used by anyone, bows cannot.
As was mentioned earlier, this argument doesn't work. Vikings have to hunt for food, which means a large portion of them would know how to use a bow already. Perhaps not EVERYONE can use a bow, but I guarantee that the average Viking does.
That said,
Vikings > Pirates
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So, Ubuntu, the Holy Qu'ran convinced you that people should not believe in religion because..........? :?
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Pirates = vikings
just in different times thats all
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No,
Pirates = Thieves
Thieves steal, but do not kill. Vikings kill and steal. (Þjófar tekr, ok tekr eigi. Víkingar vegr ok tekr.)
Therefore,
Vikings != Pirates
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Pirates dont kill always, but often would leave people stranded, and beside, Vikings would raid land, which is the same as Pirates raiding ships, both take lives. From my understanding Vikings didnt raid specifically to kill people, they would do so for money and such. Pirates did essentially the same, only pirates would do so in small groups, Vikings were controlled by their king.
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Vikings rape and pillage - that's what they're famous for. Clearly they are cooler than pirates.
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I rape and pillage.
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You must be a viking then. Props.
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Vikings don't watch anime or partake in hentai. Therefore, Desu cannot be a Viking. I'm a Klingon and I own all Vikings.
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Vikings don't watch anime or partake in hentai. Therefore, Desu cannot be a Viking. I'm a Klingon and I own all Vikings.
I'm not a Viking, I am just a rapist who steals stuff :|
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I knew it!
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Vikings don't watch anime or partake in hentai. Therefore, Desu cannot be a Viking. I'm a Klingon and I own all Vikings.
Nerd.
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I won't deny I'm a nerd. I watch Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Battlestar Galactica religiously. Babylon 5 was one of the best sci-fi shows ever and Deep Space Nine wasn't nothin' but a rip-off. Star Trek paved the way for good scifi and a few years later Star Wars was the coolest thing ever. Firefly and Serenity are the coolest thing ever. How often do you get a movie and TV series that is the Wild West in space?
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How often do you get a movie and TV series that is the Wild West in space?
Cowboy Bebop ftw
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How often do you get a movie and TV series that is the Wild West in space?
Cowboy Bebop ftw
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Anime doesn't count. That's frakkin' Japanese! The can't do Wild West.
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You've obviously never seen it then.
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Anime doesn't count. That's frakkin' Japanese! The can't do Wild West.
So, westerners shouldn't be able to make films about space because they're not from space?
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Of course not. Next time don't take what I say seriously.
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Of course not. Next time don't take what I say seriously.
no
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Of course not. Next time don't take what I say seriously.
no
yer mom
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Of course not. Next time don't take what I say seriously.
no
yer mom
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wow awesome
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wow awesome
yeah
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sweetness to the maxx
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ROCK ON!
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>.>
*hipthrust*
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Giggity giggity!
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[insert randomness here]
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LOST ownz.
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ur spamin
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desu?
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lol
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rdsl
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mmmm
spiced
ham
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ftw?
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SPiced
hAM
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No, no, no. Shoulder Pork and ham.
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Both names are true. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPAM
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Peking Duck! Or somethin'.......