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Title: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 17, 2011, 10:55:20 AM: ...a family wedding. I did not let down the side. Our crew was every bit as presentable as the bride's. I am so very glad it is finally over. How many pairs of gloves am I expected to own, anyway?
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Anteater7171 on January 17, 2011, 10:08:20 PM: Did you get drunk and make an ass of yourself, while managing to both piss on the cake and kick a small child? If not you fail at weddings.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2011, 12:22:18 AM: Quote from: Mrs. Peach on January 17, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
How many pairs of gloves am I expected to own, anyway?

12ty
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 18, 2011, 10:54:46 AM: Sounds about right.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2011, 10:56:56 AM: I'm gonna invite you and your gloves to me wedding. You have to wear all of them.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 18, 2011, 11:03:08 AM: One is lost. I think the bride's sister-in-law pinched it.

I would love to come to your wedding but only with 11ty gloves.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2011, 11:07:44 AM: 11ty isn't enough >:(
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 18, 2011, 11:27:51 AM: Might I substitute a verra verra nice mitten?
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2011, 11:38:59 AM: Maaaaaybe
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Post by: parsec on January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM: It's spelled 11teen, you nincompoops.
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Post by: Crustinator on January 18, 2011, 03:30:19 PM: Are you refering to onety-one?
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 20, 2011, 12:28:14 PM: Quote from: parsec on January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
...nincompoops.

Nincompoop is my assigned and official role at FES. I deserve an additional star. :)
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: General Disarray on January 20, 2011, 11:06:36 PM: Quote from: Mrs. Peach on January 20, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
Quote from: parsec on January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
...nincompoops.

Nincompoop is my assigned and official role at FES. I deserve an additional star. :)

Some of us don't have any stars...

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Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 22, 2011, 10:02:32 AM: No bawing allowed over that as one is for sale. Go get it.

Idgits should have two, though. Baaawww.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM: I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Crustinator on January 22, 2011, 01:59:58 PM: Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

English fail?

You punched the groom, or he punched you, or you got gay together in a bowl of punch?
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Mrs. Peach on January 22, 2011, 03:06:23 PM: Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

My best guess is a football dispute.
Title: Re: I survived...
Post by: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 04:26:19 PM: Quote from: Crustinator on January 22, 2011, 01:59:58 PM
Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

English fail?

You punched the groom, or he punched you, or you got gay together in a bowl of punch?
Meant punch up with the groom.