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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:36:53 AM

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:36:53 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4798205.stm

So what do we all make of this thing then? I particularly like point 2 of the definition?  :wink:

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: gxfu on August 16, 2006, 08:38:17 AM

then, i guess we're not a planet.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:39:03 AM

And what critical comment would you like to make about the intelligence of the hundreds of astronomers gathered in Prague?

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: gxfu on August 16, 2006, 08:40:25 AM

Quote from: "merg"

And what critical comment would you like to make about the intelligence of the hundreds of astronomers gathered in Prague?

"they're conspiring"

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: ohayooooo on August 16, 2006, 08:43:40 AM

This is all a conspiracy by the Free Masons dating back to the Crusades.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: thewizardess on August 16, 2006, 08:46:05 AM

Quote from: "merg"

And what critical comment would you like to make about the intelligence of the hundreds of astronomers gathered in Prague?

they're a bunch of n00bs, obviously. :D

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:46:24 AM

Ah right, something provable at last  :lol:

P.S. I've met Patrick Moore, he's about as close as you can get to a recluse in modern times, there is absolutely no way he's involved in a global conspiracy...

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: ohayooooo on August 16, 2006, 08:48:37 AM

Quote from: "merg"

Ah right, something provable at last  :lol:

P.S. I've met Patrick Moore, he's about as close as you can get to a recluse in modern times, there is absolutely no way he's involved in a global conspiracy...

No one is beyond a conspiracy.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: gxfu on August 16, 2006, 08:52:14 AM

you're tittering now.

But no one will be laughing when I launch a satellite into space and take a picture of the flat thing we love that we call the earth! Bwahahahahahaha! Then all will be revealed! Everyone will know the earth is flat!

... I just need 100 million dollars first.

Anyone wish to donate?

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:54:11 AM

Quote from: "ohayooooo"

No one is beyond a conspiracy.

So you can judge the character of people you've never met now? You FE'ers' talents know no bounds!  :roll:

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: Drake on August 16, 2006, 08:54:45 AM

"nearly spherical shape"

nearly, so if it still flat, then you could say it maybe halfway to a spherical shape, which could in turn be nearly.  Obviously someone at the BBC has left this vital clue in to try and reach out to the masses about the flatness of the earth.  Though i know this website is obviously being monitored, a conspiracy this large requires that level of vigilance, i just hope the writer will be ok, a noble noble man he is.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: merg on August 16, 2006, 08:57:46 AM

If that's sarcasm, well done...  :wink:

If not...  :roll:

(Hard to tell these days)

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: gxfu on August 16, 2006, 08:58:57 AM

Quote from: "merg"

If that's sarcasm, well done...  :wink:

If not...  :roll:

If you are a fish, dial 2.

If you have the extension you wish to dial, press pound and then dial the extension.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: Captain.Sassy on August 16, 2006, 09:00:08 AM

It is pretty obvious to me that this article's release was timed to coincide fairly closely with the cease-fire in Lebanon.

It's just something to keep people distracted from the real news.

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: Drake on August 16, 2006, 09:01:30 AM

you mean like the "terror" scare in britain?

@gxfu

.....sarcasm?

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: gxfu on August 16, 2006, 09:03:22 AM

Quote from: "Drake"

you mean like the "terror" scare in britain?

@gxfu

.....sarcasm?

i luv bing drukn

Title: New definition of planets
Post by: submerge529 on August 18, 2006, 02:05:07 AM

Quote from: "gxfu"

you're tittering now.

But no one will be laughing when I launch a satellite into space and take a picture of the flat thing we love that we call the earth! Bwahahahahahaha! Then all will be revealed! Everyone will know the earth is flat!

... I just need 100 million dollars first.

Anyone wish to donate?

100 million dollars couldn't buy you enough lobotomies or LSD to neutralize your bigotry.