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Title: want to change my life
Post by: three-dimensional-world on July 24, 2010, 08:12:56 AM
im low I need to change my life how can I start?  :-[
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Crustinator on July 24, 2010, 09:20:09 AM
Buy a shit hot car and a house with two garages and a latvian prostitute (they're the best btw)
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: three-dimensional-world on July 24, 2010, 09:45:51 AM
Buy a shit hot car and a house with two garages and a latvian prostitute (they're the best btw)

thanks for the advice
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Lorddave on July 24, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
Well it depends on WHERE you want to go.

You could decide to help orphans in Africa or you could decide to kill orphans in Africa.  Lots of options really.
But the first step is to admit your life sucks.
Next, pick something you think you'll like.
Third, stick with it.  Bring a friend to help you keep going with motivation, like a whip.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Weegee Board on July 24, 2010, 05:14:26 PM
Every time I think 3D World is finally dead he/she comes back the next day.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Vongeo on July 24, 2010, 09:53:37 PM
You should Fight the power! Find a power and Fight it. Electricty is due for a good fighting.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Nomad on July 24, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
You can start by transferring about $100,000 to my paypal account.  I guarantee your life would be changed.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 25, 2010, 04:54:40 AM
Move away.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Vongeo on July 25, 2010, 08:19:11 AM
Move away.
Move towards.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 26, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
Move away.
Move towards.
Put your left arm in.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Ocius on July 26, 2010, 03:46:12 AM
Sex, drugs video games and rock n' roll.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Crustinator on July 26, 2010, 04:48:04 PM
It's never too late to start a high interest long term savings account.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: three-dimensional-world on July 27, 2010, 02:26:36 AM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:10:36 PM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

You'd feel less miserable selfish and stupid if you donated to the FES cause.

And also to me.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: babsinva on July 27, 2010, 05:01:27 PM
Well it depends on WHERE you want to go.

You could decide to help orphans in Africa or you could decide to kill orphans in Africa.  Lots of options really.
But the first step is to admit your life sucks.
Next, pick something you think you'll like.
Third, stick with it.  Bring a friend to help you keep going with motivation, like a whip.

I laughed out loud.  You have the award - see RM !
"The Golden Crest of Laughter" award for the largest laugh today.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: babsinva on July 27, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
Move away.
Move towards.
Put your left arm in.

Take your left arm out.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 27, 2010, 05:24:32 PM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it.

I think you should go see R Lee Ermey.  Hes a great therapist.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Benocrates on July 27, 2010, 09:16:24 PM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

Depression is balls, but you also need to have some dignity. The only real solutions are to get tighter with friends, take risks with meeting people, and find a purpose for your life.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: babsinva on July 27, 2010, 09:20:16 PM
I am reanlly miserable and feel selfish and stupidd because there are people whoo are in worse situations than me and they deal with it

Depression is balls, but you also need to have some dignity. The only real solutions are to get tighter with friends, take risks with meeting people, and find a purpose for your life.

Great answer Ben.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Ocius on July 28, 2010, 01:52:11 AM
I just ran 2 miles and I feel like superman. Try working out.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 28, 2010, 07:25:30 AM
Move away.
Move towards.
Put your left arm in.

Take your left arm out.



in
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
I just ran 2 miles and I feel like superman. Try working out.

this too.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: babsinva on July 28, 2010, 10:49:23 AM
Move away.
Move towards.
Put your left arm in.

Take your left arm out.

in
^^ *Fixed*
Put your left arm in and shake it all about.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Vongeo on July 28, 2010, 10:58:34 AM
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: babsinva on July 28, 2010, 12:58:11 PM
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.

Sometimes when I get down, I just have to do silly nonsense OR listen to music to break me out of a blue funk.  I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, just trying to break up the mood.

Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Vongeo on July 28, 2010, 10:58:54 PM
I think we learned a lot here today kids. There are many ways to be happy and deppression is a serious issue. To avoid it you can use methods such as therapy, working out, taking risks, or just doing the hokey pokey.

Sometimes when I get down, I just have to do silly nonsense OR listen to music to break me out of a blue funk.  I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, just trying to break up the mood.


I wan't trying to be disrespectful I was just wanting to be Barney or something to that effect.
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 29, 2010, 02:46:14 AM
Move away.
Move towards.
Put your left arm in.

Take your left arm out.

in
out, in, out, shake it all about


Fixed

You do the hokey cockey and you turn around
Title: Re: want to change my life
Post by: three-dimensional-world on July 30, 2010, 03:34:47 AM
 :D