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Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:16:47 AM
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In about 6 months time.
The baby currently known as 'It' -
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3312.jpg)(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)
Oh well, at least now I know whats so magic about Magic condoms
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I call bullshit.
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Really not bullshit, went for the 12 week scan this morning, tis definitely in there!
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How long have you known? Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.
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Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...
I want FES baby clothes for it!
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Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...
I want FES baby clothes for it!
Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.
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Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...
I want FES baby clothes for it!
Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it will. I'll be studying from home too, maybe
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This saddens me. However congratulations, I think you should name it Gayer. The Finn's probably wouldn't get it, and all the FES members would lol.
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I don't think I'd be allowed to name it Gayer. They have rules here about what you can name your baby. Hmm maybe I could say its a name important to my culture.
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Seriously they have laws about that? Also how do they know it wasn't the name of one of your great grandparents or something?
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Yeah you're not supposed to give it names that belong to the other gender, can't have too many names, can't be a name that is used as a last name usually, and needs to have Finnish spelling and pronunciation unless one of the parents is foreign. So I dunno, maybe Gayer would be approved.
That said it seems they don't always apply the rules. There's one man with the same name as me, there's a few female Jesus's and Muhammeds and prolly other ones that don't fit with the gender rules
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How about this name it Jesus spelled with an H. So it's phonetically Mexican, however spelling wise it's all English. On that note I'm going to go to bed.
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Meh I'll probably go for some old traditional Finnish name anyway
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Congrats Gayer. Way to be another unemployed welfare mom. Don't you people have birth control? I mean seriously...
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I can't wait till you have a little baby Dann running around in Finland.
<3
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Technically I'm a student welfare mum cos I'm too young to be considered unemployed here.
And I'm not naming it Dann!
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Yes you are. After your besterest and longest running TFES best friend.
And because imma send it presents.
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Congrat's This little tune is for you.
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This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.
I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy
And any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.
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Congratulations! But also WEIRD
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Give it a viking name! Do it!
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Congratulations!
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Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.
Why would she suddenly start deleting a lot of posts?
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This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.
I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy
And any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.
Or I could name it Samual Rowbotham ****
Congratulations! But also WEIRD
Yeah definitely weird, there's something in my belly, thats WEIRD
Give it a viking name! Do it!
If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
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I hate childrens and babies.
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Then you don't get to be Uncle SupahLovah
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I'll more than likely be an uncle eventually, my sisters are sluts.
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Delightful
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Is this our first FES baby?
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Is this our first FES baby?
No, Saddam has been posting for a few years now.
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I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.
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Babies are great, especially if you fix them with a little paprika and onion.
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Is this our first FES baby?
Maybe! Although I don't think FES gets to own the baby, unless Daniel pays a lot
I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.
NO
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NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
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NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
You're mean :(
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NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
You're mean :(
Oh, would you prefer a deformed one?
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Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.
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NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
You're mean :(
I'm sorry. I hope it has a really, really cool tail?
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Can I be Godfather?
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Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.
True :( I should hopefully have finished my degree though by the time my maternity leave ends so then I can hopefully get a decent paying job
NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
You're mean :(
I'm sorry. I hope it has a really, really cool tail?
Thats better
Can I be Godfather?
Well my friend already claimed Anti-Godmother so you can be Anti-Godfather maybe. I ain't christening it.
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I ain't christening it.
Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.
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I ain't christening it.
Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.
Exactly!
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I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.
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CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D
Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
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gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.
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CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D
Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
You're pregnant.
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I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.
Well of course
gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.
I don't really have a baby lump yet
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
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Babies make great pets, but they're awfully high maintenance.
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
cuz it was in her
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
Damn my lack of seeing into the future
Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
Damn my lack of seeing into the future
Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!
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Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
Damn my lack of seeing into the future
Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!
I don't think she'll fall for that...
I'm thinking I'll just send an email with the pictures attached
Call it The Bloke Jr.
But also hooray!
Thats a terrible name, just terrible. Anyway the Bloke is convinced its gonna be a girl so that would be an even worse name
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Give it a viking name! Do it!
If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
YEAH!
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AH HA! My psychic sperm works!!
Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.
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AH HA! My psychic sperm works!!
Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.
:o
I'll be expecting child support payments
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AH HA! My psychic sperm works!!
Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.
:o
I'll be expecting child support payments
Next project, psychic wire hanger.
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AH HA! My psychic sperm works!!
Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.
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I'll be expecting child support payments
Next project, psychic wire hanger.
>:( Pay up!
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Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Invite them to its 21st.
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.
Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.
Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
Don't pick up the phone for 2 days after you email her.
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Yay!
Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.
Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
Don't pick up the phone for 2 days after you email her.
Good idea
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Wow. :o
Congratulations, Gayer. ;D
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Cheers peachykins ;D
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When will you know the sex of the little 'It?'
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Well my next scan is in the beginning of september so maybe I'll find out then
I don't even get to meet my doctor and midwife til september cos its summer and they're all on their holidays >:(
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Congrats Gayer!!!!!
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If it's a girl, Gayer could consider the Finn word for Lovely.
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I dunno if that would be considered a name
Cheers physics
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Have you seriously considered any names yet?
If it is a girl, I submit Mariah or Evelyn.
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
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Those sound like old women names.
Don't you want the baby to live to a ripe old age?
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Those sound like old women names.
Don't you want the baby to live to a ripe old age?
It can change its name to an old woman's name when it gets old
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In about 6 months time.
The baby currently known as 'It' -
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3312.jpg)(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)
Oh well, at least now I know whats so magic about Magic condoms
Is it just me or in the second picture does the baby have a huge penis?
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
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Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)
How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)
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Hooray for Gayer!
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)
How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)
Evelyn was very popular in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Until recently the only people I knew with that name were in their 80's or 90's. Now there is a kick to bring evelyn back, but to me it will always be an older person's name.
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)
How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)
It would be pronounced Maria here though so names are supposed to have Finnish spellings and pronunciations
And Evelyn is definitely a name for old ladies
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Name it Ethel or Effrum.
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NO U!
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I did.
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Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.
Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that. How about at Macy's or Sear's?
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Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)
How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)
It would be pronounced Maria here though so names are supposed to have Finnish spellings and pronunciations
That's sad :( I like the how Mariah sounds.
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Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.
Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that. How about at Macy's or Sear's?
I don't think that would work :(
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Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.
Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that. How about at Macy's or Sear's?
I don't think that would work :(
Have your baby in the US so it becomes a citizen and so you can name it whatever you want. Then just run back to Europe.
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I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care
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I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care
No no no, you are thinking it through. Just come to the US for vacation like a week before it is expected.
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I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care
No no no, you are thinking it through. Just come to the US for vacation like a week before it is expected.
I don't think I'd be allowed to fly that late. And knowing my luck I'd have it on the plane
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Gayer is gonna be my mum.
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I love babies!
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I love babies!
When they're not crying or shitting I assume
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Damn Scandinavians with their socialist state paid midwifes
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Damn them getting nice long summer holidays and enjoying themselves >:(
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I love babies!
When they're not crying or shitting I assume
Then they get handed back to their parents.
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Name it after me.
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I love babies!
When they're not crying or shitting I assume
Then they get handed back to their parents.
I don't get to do that :(
Name it after me.
I'm not naming it Doni
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I'm not naming it Doni
Fine, but at least name it "Gayer Pironi" or something like that.
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I'm not naming it Doni
Fine, but at least name it "Gayer Pironi" or something like that.
No
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Name your child Bella. Then name your son Edward. And then another Jacob.
Edward and Jacob can fight all the time until one day Edward gets Bella pregnant. Then Jacob will get grossed out and wanna marry a baby.
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You all have rubbish ideas for names >:(
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You all have rubbish ideas for names >:(
I changed it!
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Thats a gay name
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Thats a gay name
Good thing your son will be gay.
Your queen of the gays remember? A straight child is not an option.
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In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.
Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.
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Congrats. ;D
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Gayer's baby lost it's virginity before she did.
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In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.
Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.
If its a boy I want to give it the name I would have had if I was a boy cos its a cool name.
I could stick in some good old English names in the middle names though
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In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.
Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.
If she is going to go Roman, then I suggest Marcus. The name comes from the roman God Mars. I used to hate the name growing up, wanted to be called Marc, however now I prefer the full name, because I know way too many Marks.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/marcus
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Congrats m,dear girl.
You will be sorely missed during your enforced hiatus.
What with the backache, the nausea, the hormonal mood swings, the suddenly and unexpectedly leaking boobies (by the way the bloke is gonna be an awesome pest when the titty monster arrives), the sleepless nights, the anxiety, the self doubt, having the baby monitor turned up so loud you become deafened by static and of course the lack of human contact except those that enjoy the aroma of poo filled nappies and baby puke.
Oh an by the way if you move back to Engerland during your seventh month and enjoy the benefits of the NHS you can call your child whatever the hell you want.
Anyhoo sincerely best wishes to mum and sprog.
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So finnish people have to give their kids "finnish" names but foreigners can name their kids as they wish? This could lead to some awesome discrimination if immigration ever picks up.
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It should be named "Perez"
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And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.
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And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.
I don't think so. Gayer seems like she is home a lot, being on the forums all the time. But she's going to have to cut out the booze for sure.
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And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.
What a downer.
You're a downer.
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In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.
Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.
If she is going to go Roman, then I suggest Marcus. The name comes from the roman God Mars. I used to hate the name growing up, wanted to be called Marc, however now I prefer the full name, because I know way too many Marks.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/marcus
The Finnish version of that name is Markus, which is actually a pretty common name in Finland.
Not a bad name by any means, though.
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I would like to say congrats, Gayer.
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I got a brother called Mark though so would be weird to call it Markus. Though it is a good name.
I cut out the booze as soon as I found out Fortuna. Was surprisingly easy to give it up as the smell of it makes me vomit *sigh*
Congrats m,dear girl.
You will be sorely missed during your enforced hiatus.
What with the backache, the nausea, the hormonal mood swings, the suddenly and unexpectedly leaking boobies (by the way the bloke is gonna be an awesome pest when the titty monster arrives), the sleepless nights, the anxiety, the self doubt, having the baby monitor turned up so loud you become deafened by static and of course the lack of human contact except those that enjoy the aroma of poo filled nappies and baby puke.
Oh an by the way if you move back to Engerland during your seventh month and enjoy the benefits of the NHS you can call your child whatever the hell you want.
Anyhoo sincerely best wishes to mum and sprog.
My boobies are getting bigger and annoying but the nausea is easing, hooray
But if I stay here during the seventh month I get a free box of baby clothes
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Seriously, Gayer, congratulations. I think you'll be a great mother.
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Cheers Roundy, I'll try my best
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My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
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My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
I don't wanna have to ban myself
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I can't afford to have my baby ...
Pablo and also Pauline are great names.
What?! You don't like Saint Paul? :-[
It seems that Mrs. Khadafi has some things in common with levee (sandokhan).
http://theflatearthsociety.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=554&start=15#p33284
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My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
I don't wanna have to ban myself
Exceptions will be made.
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Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.
You should also teach 'em FET first thing.
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Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.
You should also teach 'em FET first thing.
I think that would go without question. I know I would.
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Wow, congrats! :D
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Teach them white and black reversed, and to be racist.
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"June" is a good girl's name.
In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.
"Lilly," or something flower related may also work.
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"June" is a good girl's name.
In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.
I would much rather undress her.
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My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
I don't wanna have to ban myself
As an ex mod in no danger of being de modded I have to say that pics of gayer's tits will never cause a ban no matter the circumstance. We've all been hoping for years in fact.
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Congratulations, Gayer.
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"June" is a good girl's name.
Not if the baby is due in the winter.
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Taters is a great name for boys and girls.
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I see no "Taters" here. (http://www.babynameguide.com/categoryunisex.asp?strGender=&strAlpha=T&strCat=Unisex&strOrder=Name)
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Bad website.
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NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
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Christopher.
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Linus Torvalds **** has my vote.
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I see no "Taters" here. (http://www.babynameguide.com/categoryunisex.asp?strGender=&strAlpha=T&strCat=Unisex&strOrder=Name)
(http://amog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ronwhite.jpg)
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"June" is a good girl's name.
In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.
I would much rather undress her.
She's not even born yet. You're sinking to CR90's level.
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I can't afford to have my baby ...
Pablo and also Pauline are great names.
What?! You don't like Saint Paul? :-[
It seems that Mrs. Khadafi has some things in common with levee (sandokhan).
http://theflatearthsociety.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=554&start=15#p33284
Maybe levee will like me now if he knows we have that in common.
NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
None of those are Finnish names.
My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
I don't wanna have to ban myself
As an ex mod in no danger of being de modded I have to say that pics of gayer's tits will never cause a ban no matter the circumstance. We've all been hoping for years in fact.
Still not gonna happen. Although I don't think posting tits shouldn't be allowed unless posting mens' chests isn't allowed either.
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None of those are Finnish names.
Just because the baby may (or may not) be born in Finland, why limit yourself to Finnish names?
Still not gonna happen. Although I don't think posting tits shouldn't be allowed unless posting mens' chests isn't allowed either.
Here's your chance to make a contribution to the topfreedom movement.
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Cos I like Finnish names. But mostly I just want to choose a name that wouldn't be a problem for foreigners to pronounce or spell, nobody in En-ger-land would ever get my brother's name right, quite annoying for him.
When its this hot I want to make my contribution to the topfreedom movement all the time
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Taters.
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Ok I'll call it Taters
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None of those are Finnish names.
THE INTERWEBZ LIED TO ME?!!
What about Emmi or Aamu? Please not Taters. That's not even Finnish either :P.
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Ok I'll call it Taters
Hooray!
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None of those are Finnish names.
THE INTERWEBZ LIED TO ME?!!
What about Emmi or Aamu? Please not Taters. That's not even Finnish either :P.
The interwebz is sometimes wrong
Yeah they're Finnish names
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"June" is a good girl's name.
In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.
I would much rather undress her.
That's just fucking weird.
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http://elonen.iki.fi/code/misc-notes/finnish-name-generator/?first=john&sur=heinze&gender=m
Thats a bad site sorry
but I found that a site with the finnish after stuff was called sci.fi.
better site
http://www.babynology.com/finnish-unusualnames.html
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You should name it Taters when it comes out, or maybe a middle name. If you want to crush my hopes and dreams you can just call it Taters until it comes out, and tell people it is because it reminds you of a potato.
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I'm calling it 'it' til it comes out. Or til I find out the sex.
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Does that mean you might name it Taters?
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probably not...
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Darn.
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(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1771.png) (http://"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1747")
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NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
None of those are Finnish names.
Lolwat
Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.
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NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
None of those are Finnish names.
Lolwat
Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.
They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.
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NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
None of those are Finnish names.
Lolwat
Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.
They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.
I disagree.
Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.
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NO U.
Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
None of those are Finnish names.
Lolwat
Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.
They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.
I disagree.
Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.
Well of course they're not gonna complain, swedish names are fine.
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Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.
Heidi Gaydafi. Sorta has a ring to it.
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As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.
Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.
And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you. It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.
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As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.
Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.
And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you. It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.
Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?
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As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.
Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.
And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you. It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.
Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?
Or the several diploma mills that he claims to own are doing quite a good business.
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As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.
Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.
And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you. It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.
I don't think employers will fall for that here, they're not stupid.
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Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?
Many people get degrees from diploma mills not even knowing that they're diploma mills.
A bunch of firefighters over here recently received raises with their Almeda University degrees. Almeda University awards degrees based on prior experience, no coursework involved.
They were hired/promoted with their Almeda degrees, and when they were eventually called out on it the firefighters claimed that they didn't know it was a fake degree. None of them were fired over it. The city did not even research their degrees before approving raises.
When people see a degree listed on a resume, they tend to take it for granted.
There are tens of millions of milled degrees floating around over here in the states. It's not a criminal matter. People get hired with these things all the time.
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Why are they name nazis where you live?
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Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?
Many people get degrees from diploma mills not even knowing that they're diploma mills.
A bunch of firefighters over here recently received raises with their Almeda University degrees. Almeda University awards degrees based on prior experience, no coursework involved.
They were hired/promoted with their Almeda degrees, and when they were eventually called out on it the firefighters claimed that they didn't know it was a fake degree. None of them were fired over it. The city did not even research their degrees before approving raises.
When people see a degree listed on a resume, they tend to take it for granted.
There are tens of millions of milled degrees floating around over here in the states. It's not a criminal matter. People get hired with these things all the time.
You can now get your degree while working at walmart. Nearly every job will count for credit hours, and simply working their counts as a course on "ethics."
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I'm not sure why :-\
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You can now get your degree while working at walmart. Nearly every job will count for credit hours, and simply working their counts as a course on "ethics."
Even the states are running these phony diploma swindles:
http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/opinion/commentary/article_51f6a28d-7fde-58ef-9205-c89e3588ab91.html
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)
That baby isn't done yet.
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I bet you anything it is a legless boy.
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If he is a boy, name him Hung Well.
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I actually laughed out loud. Will the baby get your last name or the bloke's? Or a hyphen? Or neither?
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I actually laughed out loud. Will the baby get your last name or the bloke's? Or a hyphen? Or neither?
Haven't decided yet. My name is cooler though.
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What is his last name?
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I'm not gonna post it here, he doesn't want his name posted on here hence me calling him the Bloke
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That makes sense.
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)
That baby isn't done yet.
Must be a work in progress.
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Well its gotta cook for another 6 months
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Well its gotta cook for another 6 months
:'(
Don't cook the baby.
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It isn't a baby yet, don't worry.
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Would Gayer be ok with killing it?
I don't want that one cooked though, I already named it.
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Ok I won't cook this one
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It is bad to eat them raw.
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I won't eat it either
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I envy your fertile loins.
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How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!? Congrats, Natasha! Seriously! You're gonna be a cool mom. :D
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How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!? Congrats, Natasha! Seriously! You're gonna be a cool mom. :D
You have no soul.
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You should name the baby after me.
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You should name him Raymund Unger
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How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!? Congrats, Natasha! Seriously! You're gonna be a cool mom. :D
Cheers Nomad :D
You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
Find out what babs said what Roundy's name meant.
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
You can't prove it because it's not true. BOOYAH.
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Christopher is a great name.
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
You can't prove it because it's not true. BOOYAH.
You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
You can't prove it because it's not true. BOOYAH.
You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY
:'(
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
You can't prove it because it's not true. BOOYAH.
You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY
:'(
:-*
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You should name the baby after me.
You've got a silly name though
I do not! >:(
Yes you do!
Prove it.
How can I?
You can't prove it because it's not true. BOOYAH.
You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY
:'(
:-*
:-*
You're right, Mr Bean has ruined the coolness of my name. :(
*becomes an hero*
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You'll get over it
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You should still name the little snot after me.
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On a side note I was surprised and flattered that you remembered my name. You're still in love with me, aren't you?
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What is your name?
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What is your name?
Rowen.
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MR BEAN IS BADASS.
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On a side note I was surprised and flattered that you remembered my name. You're still in love with me, aren't you?
Of course
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Who else expected this thread to happen much sooner than it did?
The rusty sawmill apparently is still functioning.
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Bah Raist >:(
I guess I might tell my parents today
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The future.
(http://gensburger.com/misterwriter/pages/Huge-pregnant-belly-1.jpg)
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Spanner creeps me out.
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Spanner is a dirty old man.
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Congratulations Gayer
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That scares me
Cheers John
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I want fat gayer pictures posted regularly.
Also, why havent i gotten pregnant yet?
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Because you don't have fertile loins
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Because you don't have fertile loins
I got you preg... nm. Sorry.
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That scares me
According to the article with the photo, there were 12 within. Possibly, you will not be quite as big.
To everyone else, What is dirty or creepy about pregnancy?
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Bellies that big are creepy.
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What is dirty or creepy about pregnancy?
Other than the thought of having a parasite feed off your body for 9 months, boring its way out of your body in a terribly uncomfortable manner and then continuing to sponge off of you for the next 18 years or so? Not much, I suppose.
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I just fed my parasite fruit salad
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Kids love fruit salad!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516krdJXPNL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
You're already doing great, Gayer :D
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Bellies that big are creepy.
Your belly, soon, will be a bit creepy.
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Bellies that big are creepy.
Your belly, soon, will be a bit creepy.
I'm creeped out already
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=O
Congrats?
Also, big bellies scurr me too.
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Cheers?
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Stupid morning sickness has come back :( Damn baby, why doesn't it like porridge?!
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I'm gonna go buy it some bacon
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Lol, Ed is creepy.
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What did your mom say? Have you even told her yet?
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I still haven't told her. She phoned just as I had fallen asleep for a nap so I didn't want to answer. I guess I'll have to call her back and tell her.
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Gayer, I'm your mum >:(
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No, Cowgirl is.
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Natasha, don't talk to me that way! Just wait 'til your father gets home...
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>:(
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>:(
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Well I told my mum. She wasn't exactly overjoyed.
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Oh no :( What'd she say?
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That sucks. How did you tell her?
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I guess she was just shocked. She said how did it happen, then quickly said oh wait, I know how it happened.
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:(
Snarky.
How old are you, anyways?
Also, have you and the Bloke decided on a name yet?
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
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If you're 23 I don't really see reason for her to be mad. Unless you're not married, but who gives a frack about that? I know a couple who stayed together but didn't marry until they had two kids.
Also, :) that's a lovely naming idea!
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You should let us choose a middle name or something, Gay gay. C:
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She's not mad Muffz, she's shocked and worried. I'm sure soon enough she'll be wanting to dig out my baby clothes.
You should let us choose a middle name or something, Gay gay. C:
If I can't think of any good middle names.
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You should name him Rowbotham. And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.
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You should name him Rowbotham. And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.
This.
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You should name him Rowbotham. And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.
Both excellent names....
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Has a ring to it. And it's certainly unique...
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name. His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born. The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies. The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees. Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name. His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born. The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies. The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees. Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"
I lol'd.
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A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name. His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born. The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies. The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees. Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"
Lol, I've actually heard this.
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I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
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I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
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I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
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I've heard Two Dogs Fucking as it
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I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
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I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
I was trying to keep it within the PG-13 rating of this board. Using the "F" word in a sexual context automatically invokes an R rating.
(http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/r-rated-reads-2-copy.png)
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Congratulations.
...
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???
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Oscar?
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I don't think anyone has asked yet. What does the Bloke think?
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Who makes their first post as "Congratulations"?; it's gotta be Oscar. Couldn't remember his old password but wanted to give some sort of message to his old friend. I'd bet on it.
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Congrats Gayer!
BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
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I don't think anyone has asked yet. What does the Bloke think?
He's pretty happy about it now. Though it took a while
Who makes their first post as "Congratulations"?; it's gotta be Oscar. Couldn't remember his old password but wanted to give some sort of message to his old friend. I'd bet on it.
I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
Congrats Gayer!
BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
LIAR! I'm demanding child support!
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Congrats Gayer!
BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
LIAR! I'm demanding child support!
You flushed all my brown babies. :'(
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Congrats Gayer!
BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.
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Congrats Gayer!
BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.
Health class is full of shit. The only way a girl can get preggers is if you do it in the missionary position while thinking of jesus.
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I wanna see gayers pregnancy pictures. I find preggo women incredibly doable.
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I wanna see gayers pregnancy pictures. I find preggo women incredibly doable.
I wanna see gayer's pregnancy pictures when she has a small bump.
Past that I don't.
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I WANT DAILY UPDATES.
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My belly is starting to look big.
And my mum phoned me today and she sounded moar happy about it. And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
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We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.
Only if you pull out when you cum and splurge man fat all over her twat. A real pro hammers deep and makes sure his boys are locked in for the night.
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I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
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My belly is starting to look big.
And my mum phoned me today and she sounded moar happy about it. And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
PICS!
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I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
Cheers Wendywoo :-*
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And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
Ah yes, the seldom-talked-of male intuition. We don't like to make a big fuss about it, we just use it to predict the weather for fishing trips.
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I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
What about me Wendyroo?
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And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
Ah yes, the seldom-talked-of male intuition. We don't like to make a big fuss about it, we just use it to predict the weather for fishing trips.
its scary
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I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
What about me Wendyroo?
Dann, you are pretty, but probably have a pretty low sperm count. ;)
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horray, Gayer's gunna be a baby!!!
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I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
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I bet if you post something you and your baby's daddy aren't married CR90 will come back to give you "the talk"! :D
Please, I don't care what the situation actually is, I just want CR90 back!!
I'll buy you the tasty lead flavored pre-natal vitamins made by the U.S. !
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Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
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There's no Finnish law concerning that.
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I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
huh, that's not what happens?
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I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
huh, that's not what happens?
horray, Gayer's gunna be a baby!!!
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I bet if you post something you and your baby's daddy aren't married CR90 will come back to give you "the talk"! :D
Please, I don't care what the situation actually is, I just want CR90 back!!
I'll buy you the tasty lead flavored pre-natal vitamins made by the U.S. !
I want to be given "the talk" and told my baby will be a bastard if I don't marry the Bloke. Not even my parents have given me that talk :(
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.
But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
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Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.
But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori. She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay. They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.
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Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.
But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori. She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay. They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.
Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
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Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.
But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori. She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay. They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.
Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
Pffft, jobs.
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Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something? I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.
But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori. She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay. They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.
Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
Pffft, jobs.
Lucky I don't have to worry about those pesky things now
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name. Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born. I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name. Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born. I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
Thats what I figure.
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How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?
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How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?
They stopped it after they realised no one was getting mature by the end of it.
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I think that everyone is missing the real question here. Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
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Why did this have to happen while I
couldn't be fucked posting was away?
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Its your fault I'm pregnant Drainy. If you were here posting I would never have left the computer to have sex.
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I think that everyone is missing the real question here. Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
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I think that everyone is missing the real question here. Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer? Get to spamming.
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Hear that Gayer? Get to spamming.
You say that like she needs to be told.
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I think that everyone is missing the real question here. Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Mods don't have to obey the 30 second rule, so it could go much faster.
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30 seconds is a long time.
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I'm 23
Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name. Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born. I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
My girlfriend had an unnamed puppy for a week. So idk.... She ended up naming him Beau which is a cool name.
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I think that everyone is missing the real question here. Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer? Get to spamming.
I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping
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I only get to come when the Bloke is sleeping
lulz
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I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping
Will he be angry when he finds out about us?
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I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping
Will he be angry when he finds out about us?
He thinks you're all silly
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lawl, you use fes like most fes'rs use porn
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I love Beno. Imma read The Fatal Conceit in his honor. THen imma rape his face with kisses.
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you better read it in a bubble bath with scented emollients
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Butt bubbles.
Also, i dont know the word after scented.
lol
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bubble baths are for gays
I just went to sauna
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bubble baths are for gays
>:(
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bubble baths are for gays
I just went to sauna
Now that you're preggers you can have as much sex as you like with whoever.
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Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.
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Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.
Lies!
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I heard of that...but I can't remember any details. It was some wacky shit though.
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
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I hear that's quite common. A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.
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A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.
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Did he only have one toe?
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.
lulwut?
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If the benefits received by each individual were proportionate to its inferiority—if, as a consequence, multiplication of the inferior was furthered, and multiplication of the superior hindered, progressive degradation would result; and eventually the degenerate species would fail to hold its ground in presence of antagonistic species and competing species.
-Herbert Spencer
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
But what if?................(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ddj6DF1uPkw/Sb8bhad_-vI/AAAAAAAAAmg/ICSHUaQDDWs/s400/octomom-pics-what-8-babies-look-like-29894-1234453414-4.jpg)
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Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant. I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.
lulwut?
I think it was the younger one.
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I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer
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I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer
I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?
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The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
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I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer
I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?
Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature
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Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature
Maybe we should save some of these comments for when the kid grows up.
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You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.
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You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
Fixed
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You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
Fixed
(http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/george-costanza.jpg)
Um...no
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Congratulations!
Hope all goes well. :)
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You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.
I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)
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You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.
I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)
Me too :P
Also, regarding the Seven comment, I've mentioned this elsewhere, but I know a girl named 5.
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I know a brother and sister, last named Toast, first names Rye (boy), Cinnamon (girl). No joke, friends of the family.
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What cruel parents. But funny.
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I knew a guy named Don Donald. His wife's name was Donna.
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
I do believe that both seven and soda fit into your rubric.
(http://www.collegebound.net/articleimages/tinyupload/cb-misc/george-costanza.jpg)
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They don't fit into the not being weird bit.
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easy to pronounce and spell
Finnish
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easy to pronounce and spell
Finnish
Wat?
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The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
Not suggesting anything here. (http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Mai-Chan%27s+Daily+Life%22)
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Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?
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If it's the former then I demand pictures!
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.
Doe doesn't work and its not dead
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
Call it "Stop!"
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Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?
breast feeding of course
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Feeeeeeeeeeeeed me ham
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I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.
Doe doesn't work and its not dead
You do not have to be dead to be a John or Jane Doe. Just unknown or anonymous.
Does anyone remember the Bill Cosby routine where he and his brother thought that their names were Jesus Christ and Dammit?
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
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I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.
Tits or GTFO.
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I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.
Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.
I'm so happy to see that you're still reading my book.
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If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you? 8)
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I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.
Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.
Yay I love you Oscar!
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you? 8)
erm no
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If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you? 8)
erm no
That's probably a sign that its dead...
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If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you? 8)
erm no
That's probably a sign that its dead...
:(
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Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D
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Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.
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Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.
In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.
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Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.
In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.
And in some Islamic countries, she'd be stoned to death for getting pregnant out of wedlock.
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Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.
In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.
I actually read a news article somewhat similar to that. It was about a pregnant woman who got into a car crash and lost her baby. The police arrested her for manslaughter. But you know what the most baffling thing of all is? This took place in Massachusetts, where abortion is actually legal.
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Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D
Cheers Masterchef!
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I thought it america the supreme court held up a woman's right to kill her own baby, you only could get arrested if you were helping a pregnant woman abort it.
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I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby :D
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I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby :D
Pink or blue?
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My mum wants to crochet a blanket for it for me to send with whatever present I get for it.
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My sweeties are probably going to be kept for the baby when he grows up. :(
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I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby :D
Pink or blue?
Well I bought it a blue Moomin jumper. And some winter boots but they were brown.
My mum wants to crochet a blanket for it for me to send with whatever present I get for it.
Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.
My sweeties are probably going to be kept for the baby when he grows up. :(
I bought you some sweeties today :-*
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
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Ew. Why Republican?
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Ew. Why Republican?
You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.
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Ew. Why Republican?
You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.
Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.
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Ew. Why Republican?
You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.
Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.
Only pro-gun ones.
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Ew. Why Republican?
You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.
Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.
Only pro-gun ones.
The majority are not anti gun, they are just pro gun safety. Any that are anti gun aren't actually Democrats, they are idiots.
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Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.
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Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.
Learn how to clean shitty arses first.
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Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.
So you wish we were Amish?
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Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.
So you wish we were Amish?
I'm not thinking back to the 17th century. I'm thinking back longer. Perhaps tens of thousands of years. What I meant is that civilization as a whole fucked up the Earth. And I'm not really talking about loss of human life here, Eddy. My suggestion would probably decimate the human population to less than 1% of it's original numbers.
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Congrats! Another little Wardogg...
Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.
Learn how to clean shitty arses first.
Thats easy enough, you just stick it under the tap
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I'm getting a hilarious picture of Gayer sticking a newborn under the tap and rinsing it off with hot water "to get all the germs out."
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A friend of ours would clean his kids arse when out and about by using one of those sports bottles filled with cold water and squirting that on it.
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Meh. Cold water is unpleasant, but at least it doesn't damage your tissue at casual contact.
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It says in the baby book the midwife gave me that I should use lukewarm water. And sprinkle potato flour on afterwards if the skin has spots or is broken....I love this book, it finds the cheapest ways to do things. Also it says the baby should sleep outside in the daytime, even in winter.
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It's best to use sandpaper, to get a nice deep clean.
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I would expect so
Anyway, its changing nappies the father's job? At least thats what I'm saying
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Congrats! Another little Wardogg...
Thanks!
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Congrats! Another little Wardogg...
Thanks!
When its due?
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Congrats! Another little Wardogg...
Thanks!
When its due?
Oddly enough the due date is the same as the wife's birthday. 7th of May.
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one. Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Congrats! Another little Wardogg...
Thanks!
When its due?
Oddly enough the due date is the same as the wife's birthday. 7th of May.
Hah! I was born 6 days before my mum's birthday
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sprinkle potato flour on afterwards
Remember to dip in raw egg first.
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one.
Fixed. That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.
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Squee! There's a little person in your tummy!
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Squee! There's a little person in your tummy!
I heard they bite their way out when they're ready.
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somebody's been watching too much V.
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I think this one is trying to kick its way out already
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one.
Fixed. That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.
Seriously, you're going to bring up semantics on this website? ;)
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Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one.
Fixed. That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.
Seriously, you're going to bring up semantics on this website? ;)
You're new here, aren't you? :P
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Gayer, do or don't do this.
I forgot how the video goes.
The random words I type in to youtube search will find a use eventually, but generally say bad things about my character.
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Damn now I know I have been gone a long time. GAYER is preggers? If I missed that what else have I missed. Well congrats I suppose. Name him matthew ;b ... oh crap am i giving away my real name. Oh that's right I don't care.
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I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...
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I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...
Why are you so narrow minded gayer?
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I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...
Probably not but I usually only check in here when I am drunk so I didn't even see the post where you named the sex.
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Nobody is completely sure what the gender is yet. Except me, of course. I know it is a boy.
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Nobody is completely sure what the gender is yet. Except me, of course. I know it is a boy.
Sorry Taters, I know it's a boy too.
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Seeing as it's Gayer's baby, I say it's going to transcend gender.
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Will Gayer raise her baby as a flat earth believer?
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Gayer should raise her child to be the chosen one to expose and bring down the conspiracy once and for all.
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Will Gayer raise her baby as a flat earth believer?
Yes.
Gayer should raise her child to be the chosen one to expose and bring down the conspiracy once and for all.
And yes.
Just found out that a friend of ours is expecting twins. Hah glad thats not me!
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/digital_nomad/Slowpoke.gif)
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Hurray! She was just saying how much free time and extra cash she had; hopefully, this will fix all that.
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
Does Nomad know something I dion't? :-\
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I put cum in your coffee. Sorry. Was going to tell you.
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
What do you mean again? This is her first one!
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
Does Nomad know something I dion't? :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
Does Nomad know something I dion't? :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.
(http://dailyrepublic.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d77869e20147e084dfac970b-800wi)
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
Does Nomad know something I dion't? :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.
Magic condoms fail :(
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GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!
AGAIN?!?
Gayer you are having too much sex.
Does Nomad know something I dion't? :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.
Magic condoms fail :(
That's why I don't use them. I use the staircase method of birth control.
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I've never used one.
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I've never used one.
Vikings raep, why would you?
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;)
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My condolences on your capture and untimely death Colonel.
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Poor baby gaygay has a dead mummy
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Poor baby gaygay has a dead mummy
Well, that's good. Mummification of the living is dangerous.