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Title: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:16:47 AM
In about 6 months time.

The baby currently known as 'It' -
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3312.jpg)(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)

Oh well, at least now I know whats so magic about Magic condoms
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 02:18:04 AM
I call bullshit.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:21:25 AM
Really not bullshit, went for the 12 week scan this morning, tis definitely in there!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 02:23:21 AM
How long have you known? Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:25:37 AM
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 02:27:07 AM
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!

Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:29:15 AM
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!

Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it will. I'll be studying from home too, maybe
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 02:33:30 AM
This saddens me. However congratulations, I think you should name it Gayer. The Finn's probably wouldn't get it, and all the FES members would lol.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:36:55 AM
I don't think I'd be allowed to name it Gayer. They have rules here about what you can name your baby. Hmm maybe I could say its a name important to my culture.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Seriously they have laws about that? Also how do they know it wasn't the name of one of your great grandparents or something?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:49:46 AM
Yeah you're not supposed to give it names that belong to the other gender, can't have too many names, can't be a name that is used as a last name usually, and needs to have Finnish spelling and pronunciation unless one of the parents is foreign. So I dunno, maybe Gayer would be approved.

That said it seems they don't always apply the rules. There's one man with the same name as me, there's a few female Jesus's and Muhammeds and prolly other ones that don't fit with the gender rules
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 03:03:46 AM
How about this name it Jesus spelled with an H. So it's phonetically Mexican, however spelling wise it's all English. On that note I'm going to go to bed.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 03:05:14 AM
Meh I'll probably go for some old traditional Finnish name anyway
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 03:25:32 AM
Congrats Gayer. Way to be another unemployed welfare mom. Don't you people have birth control? I mean seriously...
 ;)

I can't wait till you have a little baby Dann running around in Finland.

<3

Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 03:30:43 AM
Technically I'm a student welfare mum cos I'm too young to be considered unemployed here.

And I'm not naming it Dann!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 03:44:10 AM
Yes you are. After your besterest and longest running TFES best friend.

And because imma send it presents.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 13, 2010, 04:00:32 AM
Congrat's This little tune is for you.

Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 13, 2010, 04:09:17 AM
This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.

I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy

And  any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 13, 2010, 04:50:18 AM
Congratulations! But also WEIRD
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mugthulhu on July 13, 2010, 05:31:26 AM
Give it a viking name! Do it!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mr Pseudonym on July 13, 2010, 05:39:38 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 05:44:32 AM
Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.

Why would she suddenly start deleting a lot of posts?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 05:56:03 AM
This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.

I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy

And  any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.
Or I could name it Samual Rowbotham ****

Congratulations! But also WEIRD

Yeah definitely weird, there's something in my belly, thats WEIRD

Give it a viking name! Do it!

If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 06:23:48 AM
I hate childrens and babies.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 06:34:48 AM
Then you don't get to be Uncle SupahLovah
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 07:09:01 AM
I'll more than likely be an uncle eventually, my sisters are sluts.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 07:11:32 AM
Delightful
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Trekky0623 on July 13, 2010, 07:26:24 AM
Is this our first FES baby?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 07:27:15 AM
Is this our first FES baby?

No, Saddam has been posting for a few years now.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 13, 2010, 07:29:51 AM
I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Atheist PhD on July 13, 2010, 07:34:37 AM
Babies are great, especially if you fix them with a little paprika and onion.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 07:40:34 AM
Is this our first FES baby?

Maybe! Although I don't think FES gets to own the baby, unless Daniel pays a lot

I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.

NO

Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 13, 2010, 07:42:16 AM
NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 07:47:51 AM
NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!

You're mean :(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 07:50:39 AM
NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!

You're mean :(

Oh, would you prefer a deformed one?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 07:50:51 AM
Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 13, 2010, 07:54:15 AM
NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!

You're mean :(
I'm sorry. I hope it has a really, really cool tail?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 13, 2010, 07:56:48 AM
Can I be Godfather?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 07:58:43 AM
Good luck with it though. Babies are expensive.

True :( I should hopefully have finished my degree though by the time my maternity leave ends so then I can hopefully get a decent paying job

NO
I HOPE YOUR BABY HAS A TAIL!

You're mean :(
I'm sorry. I hope it has a really, really cool tail?

Thats better

Can I be Godfather?

Well my friend already claimed Anti-Godmother so you can be Anti-Godfather maybe. I ain't christening it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 08:00:35 AM
I ain't christening it.

Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:01:14 AM
I ain't christening it.

Well, that's a relief. Breaking a glass bottle over a baby's head can't be good for it.

Exactly!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 08:02:17 AM
I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 13, 2010, 08:06:03 AM
CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D

Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 08:09:17 AM
gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 08:09:41 AM
CONGRATULATIONS, GAYER!! :D

Yaaaaaaay baby Gayer...I feel all happy inside. Good luck!
You're pregnant.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:12:27 AM
I wish to be Crazy Uncle Dann.

Well of course

gayer needs to put pictures of the baby lump up.

I don't really have a baby lump yet
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: cmdshft on July 13, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 13, 2010, 08:33:35 AM
Babies make great pets, but they're awfully high maintenance.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 13, 2010, 08:33:44 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 08:34:53 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.
cuz it was in her
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:39:56 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 08:42:15 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:44:06 AM
Well now, didn't see this coming.
Neither did Gayer.

Damn my lack of seeing into the future

Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?
Hey mom... are you sitting down? I HAVE EXPERIENCED IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!

I don't think she'll fall for that...

I'm thinking I'll just send an email with the pictures attached

Call it The Bloke Jr.

But also hooray!

Thats a terrible name, just terrible. Anyway the Bloke is convinced its gonna be a girl so that would be an even worse name
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mugthulhu on July 13, 2010, 08:48:16 AM
Give it a viking name! Do it!

If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
YEAH!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on July 13, 2010, 08:53:57 AM
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:57:49 AM
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on July 13, 2010, 09:03:36 AM
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments

Next project, psychic wire hanger.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:06:23 AM
AH HA!  My psychic sperm works!!

Congratulations Gayer! Take good care of little Marcus for me.

 :o

I'll be expecting child support payments

Next project, psychic wire hanger.

 >:( Pay up!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 09:10:24 AM
Y'know, I told you guys before I told my parents. Well in fact I still haven't told them, what would be the best way of doing that?

Invite them to its 21st.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 13, 2010, 09:13:40 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:20:31 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 09:24:31 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:27:37 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.

Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 09:31:07 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.

Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
Don't pick up the phone for 2 days after you email her.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:33:25 AM
Yay!

Gayer, call your mom and when she answers say "hello grandmother".
But then I'd have to talk to her and I don't want that.
:( That's sad. I'd go with the email route.

Well I mean I don't want to talk to her while she's shocked and all
Don't pick up the phone for 2 days after you email her.
Good idea
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mrs. Peach on July 13, 2010, 09:40:11 AM
Wow.  :o

Congratulations, Gayer.  ;D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:43:37 AM
Cheers peachykins  ;D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mrs. Peach on July 13, 2010, 09:45:04 AM
When will you know the sex of the little 'It?'
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
Well my next scan is in the beginning of september so maybe I'll find out then

I don't even get to meet my doctor and midwife til september cos its summer and they're all on their holidays  >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: physics101 on July 13, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
Congrats Gayer!!!!!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mrs. Peach on July 13, 2010, 10:01:17 AM
If it's a girl, Gayer could consider the Finn word for Lovely.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 10:05:19 AM
I dunno if that would be considered a name

Cheers physics
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 10:10:19 AM
Have you seriously considered any names yet?

If it is a girl, I submit Mariah or Evelyn.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 10:12:59 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 13, 2010, 10:17:32 AM
Those sound like old women names.

Don't you want the baby to live to a ripe old age?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 10:20:26 AM
Those sound like old women names.

Don't you want the baby to live to a ripe old age?

It can change its name to an old woman's name when it gets old
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2010, 10:30:21 AM
In about 6 months time.

The baby currently known as 'It' -
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3312.jpg)(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)

Oh well, at least now I know whats so magic about Magic condoms

Is it just me or in the second picture does the baby have a huge penis?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2010, 10:31:52 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 10:32:44 AM
Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.

Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.

Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 10:32:58 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)

How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 13, 2010, 10:36:45 AM
Hooray for Gayer!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2010, 11:02:19 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)

How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)

Evelyn was very popular in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Until recently the only people I knew with that name were in their 80's or 90's. Now there is a kick to bring evelyn back, but to me it will always be an older person's name.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)

How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)

It would be pronounced Maria here though so names are supposed to have Finnish spellings and pronunciations

And Evelyn is definitely a name for old ladies
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
Name it Ethel or Effrum.  
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 11:10:44 AM
NO U!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 11:15:37 AM
I did.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 13, 2010, 11:26:06 AM
Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.

Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.

Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.

Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that.  How about at Macy's or Sear's?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 11:36:02 AM
Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

Mariah isn't pronounced like Maria. They are two different names.
Mariah Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Mariah_2445.mp3)

How does Evelyn sound old?
Evelyn Pronunciation (http://inogolo.com/audio/Evelyn_790.mp3)

It would be pronounced Maria here though so names are supposed to have Finnish spellings and pronunciations

That's sad  :( I like the how Mariah sounds.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.

Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.

Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.

Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that.  How about at Macy's or Sear's?

I don't think that would work :(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 11:47:20 AM
Thats its knee but you have a point there. Well it has a point there. A big one. This is disturbing me now.

Those sound like old women names. And besides if I went to register the name Mariah the register clerk would just tell me I spelt Maria wrong and correct it for me

There is a clerk that can arbitrarily change your baby's name? Ouch.

Well they can't change it but they won't let you register it if it doesn't conform to the naming rules. There's a committee and everything.

Maybe you should register your baby where they aren't such jerks about things like that.  How about at Macy's or Sear's?

I don't think that would work :(

Have your baby in the US so it becomes a citizen and so you can name it whatever you want. Then just run back to Europe.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 11:48:47 AM
I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 11:49:39 AM
I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care

No no no, you are thinking it through. Just come to the US for vacation like a week before it is expected.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 11:54:25 AM
I can't afford to have my baby in the US. Besides, I want good prenatal care

No no no, you are thinking it through. Just come to the US for vacation like a week before it is expected.

I don't think I'd be allowed to fly that late. And knowing my luck I'd have it on the plane
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 13, 2010, 11:55:58 AM
Gayer is gonna be my mum.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 13, 2010, 11:58:04 AM
I love babies!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 12:00:26 PM
I love babies!

When they're not crying or shitting I assume

Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Johannes on July 13, 2010, 12:03:00 PM
Damn Scandinavians with their socialist state paid midwifes
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
Damn them getting nice long summer holidays and enjoying themselves  >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 13, 2010, 01:01:16 PM
I love babies!

When they're not crying or shitting I assume



Then they get handed back to their parents.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 13, 2010, 02:18:59 PM
Name it after me.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 02:58:43 PM
I love babies!

When they're not crying or shitting I assume



Then they get handed back to their parents.

I don't get to do that :(

Name it after me.

I'm not naming it Doni
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 13, 2010, 03:01:41 PM
I'm not naming it Doni

Fine, but at least name it "Gayer Pironi" or something like that.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
I'm not naming it Doni

Fine, but at least name it "Gayer Pironi" or something like that.

No
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
Name your child Bella. Then name your son Edward. And then another Jacob.

Edward and Jacob can fight all the time until one day Edward gets Bella pregnant. Then Jacob will get grossed out and wanna marry a baby.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
You all have rubbish ideas for names  >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
You all have rubbish ideas for names  >:(

I changed it!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 03:23:29 PM
Thats a gay name
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Thats a gay name

Good thing your son will be gay.

Your queen of the gays remember? A straight child is not an option.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 13, 2010, 03:58:31 PM
In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.


Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Ocius on July 13, 2010, 04:08:05 PM
Congrats.  ;D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
Gayer's baby lost it's virginity before she did.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.


Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.

If its a boy I want to give it the name I would have had if I was a boy cos its a cool name.

I could stick in some good old English names in the middle names though
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on July 13, 2010, 04:15:51 PM
In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.


Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.

If she is going to go Roman, then I suggest Marcus.  The name comes from the roman God Mars.  I used to hate the name growing up, wanted to be called Marc, however now I prefer the full name, because I know way too many Marks.

http://www.behindthename.com/name/marcus
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tusk on July 13, 2010, 04:37:02 PM

Congrats m,dear girl.

You will be sorely missed during your enforced hiatus.

What with the backache, the nausea, the hormonal mood swings, the suddenly and unexpectedly leaking boobies (by the way the bloke is gonna be an awesome pest when the titty monster arrives), the sleepless nights, the anxiety, the self doubt, having the baby monitor turned up so loud you become deafened by static and of course the lack of human contact except those that enjoy the aroma of poo filled nappies and baby puke.

Oh an by the way if you move back to Engerland during your seventh month and enjoy the benefits of the NHS you can call your child whatever the hell you want.

Anyhoo sincerely best wishes to mum and sprog.
 
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2010, 04:37:22 PM
So finnish people have to give their kids "finnish" names but foreigners can name their kids as they wish? This could lead to some awesome discrimination if immigration ever picks up.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 13, 2010, 04:37:50 PM
It should be named "Perez"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 13, 2010, 04:38:43 PM
And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Ocius on July 13, 2010, 04:47:39 PM
And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.

I don't think so. Gayer seems like she is home a lot, being on the forums all the time. But she's going to have to cut out the booze for sure.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 13, 2010, 04:51:13 PM
And another neglected latch-key child is conceived.

What a downer.

You're a downer.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Blanko on July 13, 2010, 05:56:22 PM
In name terms, if it's a girl, go biblical. This also works for boys, but I think if I ever had a son I'd give him a cool-ass Roman name. Not something retarded like MAXIMUS, but something like Arrian. However, you're English Gayer, so if it's a boy I hope you'll pick a cool English name like Arthur or Roland.


Of course, matching the forename with the surname is the most important thing.

If she is going to go Roman, then I suggest Marcus.  The name comes from the roman God Mars.  I used to hate the name growing up, wanted to be called Marc, however now I prefer the full name, because I know way too many Marks.

http://www.behindthename.com/name/marcus

The Finnish version of that name is Markus, which is actually a pretty common name in Finland.

Not a bad name by any means, though.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Sean on July 13, 2010, 05:58:37 PM
I would like to say congrats, Gayer.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
I got a brother called Mark though so would be weird to call it Markus. Though it is a good name.

I cut out the booze as soon as I found out Fortuna. Was surprisingly easy to give it up as the smell of it makes me vomit *sigh*


Congrats m,dear girl.

You will be sorely missed during your enforced hiatus.

What with the backache, the nausea, the hormonal mood swings, the suddenly and unexpectedly leaking boobies (by the way the bloke is gonna be an awesome pest when the titty monster arrives), the sleepless nights, the anxiety, the self doubt, having the baby monitor turned up so loud you become deafened by static and of course the lack of human contact except those that enjoy the aroma of poo filled nappies and baby puke.

Oh an by the way if you move back to Engerland during your seventh month and enjoy the benefits of the NHS you can call your child whatever the hell you want.

Anyhoo sincerely best wishes to mum and sprog.
 

My boobies are getting bigger and annoying but the nausea is easing, hooray

But if I stay here during the seventh month I get a free box of baby clothes
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 13, 2010, 07:59:28 PM
Seriously, Gayer, congratulations.  I think you'll be a great mother.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:01:57 PM
Cheers Roundy, I'll try my best
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 13, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.

I don't wanna have to ban myself
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: 17 November on July 13, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
I can't afford to have my baby ...


Pablo and also Pauline are great names.

What?!  You don't like Saint Paul?  :-[

It seems that Mrs. Khadafi has some things in common with levee (sandokhan).
http://theflatearthsociety.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=554&start=15#p33284
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 10:29:22 PM
My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.

I don't wanna have to ban myself

Exceptions will be made.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 13, 2010, 10:30:49 PM
Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.

You should also teach 'em FET first thing.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 13, 2010, 10:34:31 PM
Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.

You should also teach 'em FET first thing.

I think that would go without question. I know I would.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Jack on July 14, 2010, 12:12:54 AM
Wow, congrats! :D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 14, 2010, 12:19:42 AM
Teach them white and black reversed, and to be racist.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tom Bishop on July 14, 2010, 12:25:34 AM
"June" is a good girl's name.

In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.

"Lilly," or something flower related may also work.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 14, 2010, 12:34:05 AM
"June" is a good girl's name.

In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.

I would much rather undress her.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 01:28:47 AM
My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.

I don't wanna have to ban myself

As an ex mod in no danger of being de modded I have to say that pics of gayer's tits will never cause a ban no matter the circumstance. We've all been hoping for years in fact.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 06:52:45 AM
Congratulations, Gayer.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 14, 2010, 07:23:46 AM
"June" is a good girl's name.

Not if the baby is due in the winter.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 07:38:54 AM
Taters is a great name for boys and girls.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 14, 2010, 07:42:34 AM
I see no "Taters" here. (http://www.babynameguide.com/categoryunisex.asp?strGender=&strAlpha=T&strCat=Unisex&strOrder=Name)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 07:44:06 AM
Bad website.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 14, 2010, 07:49:48 AM
NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 07:52:34 AM
Christopher.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 14, 2010, 07:54:57 AM
Linus Torvalds **** has my vote.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 14, 2010, 07:59:12 AM
I see no "Taters" here. (http://www.babynameguide.com/categoryunisex.asp?strGender=&strAlpha=T&strCat=Unisex&strOrder=Name)

(http://amog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ronwhite.jpg)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 14, 2010, 08:08:54 AM
"June" is a good girl's name.

In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.

I would much rather undress her.

She's not even born yet. You're sinking to CR90's level.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 08:45:06 AM
I can't afford to have my baby ...


Pablo and also Pauline are great names.

What?!  You don't like Saint Paul?  :-[

It seems that Mrs. Khadafi has some things in common with levee (sandokhan).
http://theflatearthsociety.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=554&start=15#p33284

Maybe levee will like me now if he knows we have that in common.

NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.

None of those are Finnish names.

My boobies are getting bigger
Pics! Seriously guys, you're better than this. I shouldn't have to be the first to say it.

I don't wanna have to ban myself

As an ex mod in no danger of being de modded I have to say that pics of gayer's tits will never cause a ban no matter the circumstance. We've all been hoping for years in fact.

Still not gonna happen. Although I don't think posting tits shouldn't be allowed unless posting mens' chests isn't allowed either.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 14, 2010, 08:56:30 AM
None of those are Finnish names.

Just because the baby may (or may not) be born in Finland, why limit yourself to Finnish names?

Still not gonna happen. Although I don't think posting tits shouldn't be allowed unless posting mens' chests isn't allowed either.

Here's your chance to make a contribution to the topfreedom movement.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Cos I like Finnish names. But mostly I just want to choose a name that wouldn't be a problem for foreigners to pronounce or spell, nobody in En-ger-land would ever get my brother's name right, quite annoying for him.

When its this hot I want to make my contribution to the topfreedom movement all the time
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 09:05:03 AM
Taters.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 09:12:13 AM
Ok I'll call it Taters
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 14, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
None of those are Finnish names.

THE INTERWEBZ LIED TO ME?!!

What about Emmi or Aamu? Please not Taters. That's not even Finnish either :P.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 09:14:04 AM
Ok I'll call it Taters

Hooray!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 09:18:06 AM
None of those are Finnish names.

THE INTERWEBZ LIED TO ME?!!

What about Emmi or Aamu? Please not Taters. That's not even Finnish either :P.

The interwebz is sometimes wrong

Yeah they're Finnish names
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 14, 2010, 09:18:37 AM
"June" is a good girl's name.

In the summer you can dress her in pretty bright summer dresses.

I would much rather undress her.

That's just fucking weird.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Vongeo on July 14, 2010, 09:19:03 AM
http://elonen.iki.fi/code/misc-notes/finnish-name-generator/?first=john&sur=heinze&gender=m
Thats a bad site sorry

but I found that a site with the finnish after stuff was called sci.fi.
better site
http://www.babynology.com/finnish-unusualnames.html
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 09:19:58 AM
You should name it Taters when it comes out, or maybe a middle name. If you want to crush my hopes and dreams you can just call it Taters until it comes out, and tell people it is because it reminds you of a potato.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 09:21:13 AM
I'm calling it 'it' til it comes out. Or til I find out the sex.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 09:25:34 AM
Does that mean you might name it Taters?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
probably not...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 09:53:47 AM
Darn.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 14, 2010, 09:56:45 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1771.png) (http://"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1747")
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Blanko on July 14, 2010, 09:58:04 AM
NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.

None of those are Finnish names.

Lolwat

Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 10:31:07 AM
NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.

None of those are Finnish names.

Lolwat

Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.

They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Blanko on July 14, 2010, 10:35:51 AM
NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.

None of those are Finnish names.

Lolwat

Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.

They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.

I disagree.

Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 10:37:28 AM
NO U.

Also, I looked up Finnish names, and I think I personally like Heidi or Elsa best for a girl. For a boy, Bo or Frans.

None of those are Finnish names.

Lolwat

Heidi and Elsa are definitely Finnish names. I even have a friend whose name is Elsa and she is pretty fucking Finnish.

They gotta be swedish names used in Finland. They definitely don't sound Finnish. Well maybe Elsa but that still sounds moar swedish than finnish.

I disagree.

Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.

Well of course they're not gonna complain, swedish names are fine.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 14, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
Either way, no name register clerk is going to complain if you name her Heidi or Elsa.

Heidi Gaydafi.  Sorta has a ring to it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tom Bishop on July 14, 2010, 11:18:42 AM
As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.

Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.

And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you.  It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 14, 2010, 12:02:05 PM
As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.

Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.

And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you.  It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.

Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 14, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.

Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.

And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you.  It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.

Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?

Or the several diploma mills that he claims to own are doing quite a good business.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 12:24:32 PM
As a new mum you don't need to go to school anymore for your degree. You have a child to take care of, bills to pay, and mouths to feed.

Just find a diploma mill school who will verify your date of graduation with an employer. They'll award you your degree based on your many years academic, work, and life experience.

And if anyone ever calls you out on it, just say that you didn't know it was a diploma mill school, and claim they scammed you.  It seems like half of the people in my city have paper mill type degrees anyway.

I don't think employers will fall for that here, they're not stupid.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tom Bishop on July 14, 2010, 12:41:42 PM
Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?

Many people get degrees from diploma mills not even knowing that they're diploma mills.

A bunch of firefighters over here recently received raises with their Almeda University degrees. Almeda University awards degrees based on prior experience, no coursework involved.



They were hired/promoted with their Almeda degrees, and when they were eventually called out on it the firefighters claimed that they didn't know it was a fake degree. None of them were fired over it. The city did not even research their degrees before approving raises.

When people see a degree listed on a resume, they tend to take it for granted.

There are tens of millions of milled degrees floating around over here in the states. It's not a criminal matter. People get hired with these things all the time.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 14, 2010, 12:41:54 PM
Why are they name nazis where you live?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 01:23:19 PM
Are you implying that people don't have legitimate degrees, or that there are a lot of incompetent people in your area?

Many people get degrees from diploma mills not even knowing that they're diploma mills.

A bunch of firefighters over here recently received raises with their Almeda University degrees. Almeda University awards degrees based on prior experience, no coursework involved.



They were hired/promoted with their Almeda degrees, and when they were eventually called out on it the firefighters claimed that they didn't know it was a fake degree. None of them were fired over it. The city did not even research their degrees before approving raises.

When people see a degree listed on a resume, they tend to take it for granted.

There are tens of millions of milled degrees floating around over here in the states. It's not a criminal matter. People get hired with these things all the time.

You can now get your degree while working at walmart. Nearly every job will count for credit hours, and simply working their counts as a course on "ethics."
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 01:29:12 PM
I'm not sure why  :-\
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tom Bishop on July 14, 2010, 01:29:22 PM
You can now get your degree while working at walmart. Nearly every job will count for credit hours, and simply working their counts as a course on "ethics."

Even the states are running these phony diploma swindles:

http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/opinion/commentary/article_51f6a28d-7fde-58ef-9205-c89e3588ab91.html
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on July 14, 2010, 01:29:52 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)

That baby isn't done yet.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 01:33:16 PM
I bet you anything it is a legless boy.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 01:34:54 PM
If he is a boy, name him Hung Well.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 01:37:38 PM
I actually laughed out loud. Will the baby get your last name or the bloke's? Or a hyphen? Or neither?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
I actually laughed out loud. Will the baby get your last name or the bloke's? Or a hyphen? Or neither?

Haven't decided yet. My name is cooler though.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 01:45:38 PM
What is his last name?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 01:51:26 PM
I'm not gonna post it here, he doesn't want his name posted on here hence me calling him the Bloke
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 01:53:58 PM
That makes sense.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Weegee Board on July 14, 2010, 03:16:57 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3311.jpg)

That baby isn't done yet.

Must be a work in progress.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 03:17:51 PM
Well its gotta cook for another 6 months
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 03:25:52 PM
Well its gotta cook for another 6 months

 :'(

Don't cook the baby.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
It isn't a baby yet, don't worry.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 03:40:38 PM
Would Gayer be ok with killing it?

I don't want that one cooked though, I already named it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 03:47:18 PM
Ok I won't cook this one
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 03:49:20 PM
It is bad to eat them raw.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
I won't eat it either
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 14, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
I envy your fertile loins.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 14, 2010, 06:20:27 PM
How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!?  Congrats, Natasha!  Seriously!  You're gonna be a cool mom.  :D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Anteater7171 on July 14, 2010, 06:22:12 PM
How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!?  Congrats, Natasha!  Seriously!  You're gonna be a cool mom.  :D

You have no soul.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 06:23:23 PM
You should name the baby after me.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 14, 2010, 06:27:11 PM
You should name him Raymund Unger
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 06:34:35 PM
How the fuck did I miss this thread!?!?!?  Congrats, Natasha!  Seriously!  You're gonna be a cool mom.  :D

Cheers Nomad  :D

You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 07:27:27 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 07:40:42 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 07:44:22 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 07:45:12 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 14, 2010, 07:46:08 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

Find out what babs said what Roundy's name meant.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 07:46:27 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

You can't prove it because it's not true.  BOOYAH.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 07:53:16 PM
Christopher is a great name.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 07:55:58 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

You can't prove it because it's not true.  BOOYAH.

You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

You can't prove it because it's not true.  BOOYAH.

You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY

 :'(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 08:00:52 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

You can't prove it because it's not true.  BOOYAH.

You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY

 :'(

 :-*
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 08:03:16 PM
You should name the baby after me.

You've got a silly name though

I do not!  >:(

Yes you do!

Prove it.

How can I?

You can't prove it because it's not true.  BOOYAH.

You have the same name as Mr. Bean THATS SILLY

 :'(

 :-*

 :-*

You're right, Mr Bean has ruined the coolness of my name.  :(

*becomes an hero*
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 08:05:59 PM
You'll get over it
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 08:08:14 PM
You should still name the little snot after me. 
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 08:16:16 PM
On a side note I was surprised and flattered that you remembered my name.  You're still in love with me, aren't you?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 14, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
What is your name?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2010, 08:19:09 PM
What is your name?

Rowen.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 14, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
MR BEAN IS BADASS.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 10:16:31 PM
On a side note I was surprised and flattered that you remembered my name.  You're still in love with me, aren't you?

Of course
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Who else expected this thread to happen much sooner than it did?

The rusty sawmill apparently is still functioning.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 14, 2010, 10:45:31 PM
Bah Raist  >:(

I guess I might tell my parents today
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 15, 2010, 01:24:36 AM
The future.

(http://gensburger.com/misterwriter/pages/Huge-pregnant-belly-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 15, 2010, 02:19:42 AM
Spanner creeps me out.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Ocius on July 15, 2010, 02:30:11 AM
Spanner is a dirty old man.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Username on July 15, 2010, 02:34:16 AM
Congratulations Gayer
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 15, 2010, 07:30:39 AM
That scares me

Cheers John
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 15, 2010, 07:39:24 AM
I want fat gayer pictures posted regularly.

Also, why havent i gotten pregnant yet?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 15, 2010, 07:41:59 AM
Because you don't have fertile loins
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 15, 2010, 07:42:31 AM
Because you don't have fertile loins
I got you preg... nm. Sorry.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 15, 2010, 07:43:34 AM
That scares me

According to the article with the photo, there were 12 within. Possibly, you will not be quite as big.

To everyone else, What is dirty or creepy about pregnancy?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 15, 2010, 07:54:22 AM
Bellies that big are creepy.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 15, 2010, 07:56:23 AM
What is dirty or creepy about pregnancy?

Other than the thought of having a parasite feed off your body for 9 months, boring its way out of your body in a terribly uncomfortable manner and then continuing to sponge off of you for the next 18 years or so?  Not much, I suppose.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 15, 2010, 08:04:54 AM
I just fed my parasite fruit salad
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 15, 2010, 08:19:10 AM
Kids love fruit salad!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516krdJXPNL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

You're already doing great, Gayer :D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 16, 2010, 08:22:11 AM
Bellies that big are creepy.
Your belly, soon, will be a bit creepy.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 16, 2010, 08:34:04 AM
Bellies that big are creepy.
Your belly, soon, will be a bit creepy.

I'm creeped out already
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Sentient Fridge on July 16, 2010, 09:54:02 AM
=O


Congrats?

Also, big bellies scurr me too.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 16, 2010, 10:11:12 AM
Cheers?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 06:21:16 AM
Stupid morning sickness has come back  :( Damn baby, why doesn't it like porridge?!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 06:45:57 AM
I'm gonna go buy it some bacon
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 10:06:44 AM
Lol, Ed is creepy.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2010, 10:27:12 AM
What did your mom say? Have you even told her yet?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 10:59:08 AM
I still haven't told her. She phoned just as I had fallen asleep for a nap so I didn't want to answer. I guess I'll have to call her back and tell her.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 11:24:11 AM
Gayer, I'm your mum >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 11:37:30 AM
No, Cowgirl is.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 11:39:28 AM
Natasha, don't talk to me that way! Just wait 'til your father gets home...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 11:59:11 AM
>:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 12:53:15 PM
Well I told my mum. She wasn't exactly overjoyed.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 12:54:51 PM
Oh no :( What'd she say?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 17, 2010, 12:56:00 PM
That sucks. How did you tell her?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 01:32:34 PM
I guess she was just shocked. She said how did it happen, then quickly said oh wait, I know how it happened.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 01:37:48 PM
:(

Snarky.

How old are you, anyways?

Also, have you and the Bloke decided on a name yet?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 01:40:46 PM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 01:46:04 PM
If you're 23 I don't really see reason for her to be mad. Unless you're not married, but who gives a frack about that? I know a couple who stayed together but didn't marry until they had two kids.

Also, :) that's a lovely naming idea!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 17, 2010, 01:50:35 PM
You should let us choose a middle name or something, Gay gay.  C:
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
She's not mad Muffz, she's shocked and worried. I'm sure soon enough she'll be wanting to dig out my baby clothes.

You should let us choose a middle name or something, Gay gay.  C:

If I can't think of any good middle names.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Daniel on July 17, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
You should name him Rowbotham.  And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 17, 2010, 04:06:34 PM
You should name him Rowbotham.  And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.

This.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 04:10:03 PM
You should name him Rowbotham.  And if it's a girl, Rowbothamina.

Both excellent names....
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 04:59:05 PM
Has a ring to it. And it's certainly unique...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 17, 2010, 08:18:39 PM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name.  His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born.  The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies.  The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees.  Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 17, 2010, 08:19:44 PM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name.  His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born.  The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies.  The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees.  Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 17, 2010, 08:23:15 PM
A young Native American asked his parents about how he got his name.  His mother said that the chief is the one who names babies when they are born.  The young boy then goes to the chief and asks how he names the newly born babies.  The chief explains that the baby is born, he goes outside and names the baby after the first thing that he sees.  Then the chief says, "why do you ask, Two Badgers Screwing?"

Lol, I've actually heard this.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 17, 2010, 08:25:28 PM
I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 17, 2010, 08:31:34 PM
I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mykael on July 17, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
I've heard Two Dogs Fucking as it
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Sean on July 17, 2010, 09:12:12 PM
I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 18, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
I've heard it as "Two Dogs Fucking"

I was trying to keep it within the PG-13 rating of this board.  Using the "F" word in a sexual context automatically invokes an R rating.
(http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/r-rated-reads-2-copy.png)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 19, 2010, 10:29:49 PM
Congratulations.

...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 19, 2010, 10:39:32 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 19, 2010, 11:53:55 PM
Oscar?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 20, 2010, 01:30:41 AM
I don't think anyone has asked yet. What does the Bloke think?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 20, 2010, 07:19:52 AM
Who makes their first post as "Congratulations"?; it's gotta be Oscar. Couldn't remember his old password but wanted to give some sort of message to his old friend. I'd bet on it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 20, 2010, 07:52:31 AM
Congrats Gayer!

BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 20, 2010, 10:10:55 AM
I don't think anyone has asked yet. What does the Bloke think?

He's pretty happy about it now. Though it took a while

Who makes their first post as "Congratulations"?; it's gotta be Oscar. Couldn't remember his old password but wanted to give some sort of message to his old friend. I'd bet on it.

I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats

Congrats Gayer!

BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.

LIAR! I'm demanding child support!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 20, 2010, 10:20:14 AM
Congrats Gayer!

BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.

LIAR! I'm demanding child support!

You flushed all my brown babies. :'(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 20, 2010, 11:06:38 AM

Congrats Gayer!

BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.

We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 20, 2010, 11:26:33 AM

Congrats Gayer!

BTW I'm def not the dad. I know you can't remember but I only ever porked your ass. Honest truth.

We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.

Health class is full of shit. The only way a girl can get preggers is if you do it in the missionary position while thinking of jesus.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 20, 2010, 11:34:00 AM
I wanna see gayers pregnancy pictures. I find preggo women incredibly doable.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 20, 2010, 11:58:44 AM
I wanna see gayers pregnancy pictures. I find preggo women incredibly doable.
I wanna see gayer's pregnancy pictures when she has a small bump.

Past that I don't.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 20, 2010, 12:14:10 PM
I WANT DAILY UPDATES.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 20, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
My belly is starting to look big.

And my mum phoned me today and she sounded moar happy about it. And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 20, 2010, 03:18:47 PM
We learned in health class that this could still get a woman pregnant.

Only if you pull out when you cum and splurge man fat all over her twat. A real pro hammers deep and makes sure his boys are locked in for the night.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on July 20, 2010, 06:28:49 PM
I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 20, 2010, 07:09:32 PM
My belly is starting to look big.

And my mum phoned me today and she sounded moar happy about it. And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.
PICS!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 20, 2010, 10:28:39 PM
I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*

Cheers Wendywoo  :-*
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on July 21, 2010, 05:21:43 AM
And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.

Ah yes, the seldom-talked-of male intuition. We don't like to make a big fuss about it, we just use it to predict the weather for fishing trips.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 21, 2010, 06:19:38 AM
I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
What about me Wendyroo?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 21, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
And apparently my dad thought that when I went to en-ger-land in May I was going there to tell them I was pregnant, freaky.

Ah yes, the seldom-talked-of male intuition. We don't like to make a big fuss about it, we just use it to predict the weather for fishing trips.

its scary
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on July 22, 2010, 04:19:40 AM
I'd like to extend some very late, but heartfelt congratulations, Gayer. If any of the gene pool rejects of this forum were destined to reproduce, My money was on you. :-*
What about me Wendyroo?

Dann, you are pretty, but probably have a pretty low sperm count. ;)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: semperround on July 24, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
horray, Gayer's gunna be a baby!!!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 24, 2010, 05:25:09 PM
I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 24, 2010, 09:25:54 PM
I bet if you post something you and your baby's daddy aren't married CR90 will come back to give you "the talk"! :D

Please, I don't care what the situation actually is, I just want CR90 back!!

I'll buy you the tasty lead flavored pre-natal vitamins made by the U.S. !
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 24, 2010, 09:47:25 PM
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Blanko on July 25, 2010, 08:43:12 AM
There's no Finnish law concerning that.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: semperround on July 25, 2010, 09:33:44 AM
I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
huh, that's not what happens?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 25, 2010, 09:42:39 AM
I'm gonna be a baby? I don't wanna regress
huh, that's not what happens?

horray, Gayer's gunna be a baby!!!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 25, 2010, 06:21:37 PM
I bet if you post something you and your baby's daddy aren't married CR90 will come back to give you "the talk"! :D

Please, I don't care what the situation actually is, I just want CR90 back!!

I'll buy you the tasty lead flavored pre-natal vitamins made by the U.S. !

I want to be given "the talk" and told my baby will be a bastard if I don't marry the Bloke. Not even my parents have given me that talk :(

Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.

I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.

But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on July 25, 2010, 06:49:45 PM
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.

I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.

But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.

Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori.  She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay.  They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 25, 2010, 06:59:39 PM
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.

I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.

But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.

Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori.  She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay.  They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.

Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 25, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.

I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.

But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.

Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori.  She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay.  They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.

Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
Pffft, jobs.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 25, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Didn't gayer have to have an impromptu marriage because of some weirdo Finnish law or something?  I could be thinking of someone else I know who I am pretty sure that happened to, but I wasn't sure if maybe that happened to Gaygay too.

I haven't had an impromptu marriage but I know someone who had to get one here just to be able to stay here but thats cos they're American.

But I might have one cos they make it a pain in the arse here for the father to get parental rights if he's not married to the mother. Probably the only thing that common law marriage doesn't count in.

Yeah, that's what happened to my friend Tori.  She went to stay with her fiance Lasse for a while, and ended up having to be married for whatever reason so she could stay.  They were planning on getting married anyway (and the wedding is coming up next month actually, I think), but it's probably pretty weird having to rush into it like that.

Yeah I guess having to rush into it kinda ruins the planning. She should have got a job and work permit instead, then she wouldn't have had to get married.
Pffft, jobs.

Lucky I don't have to worry about those pesky things now
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 25, 2010, 07:16:23 PM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 25, 2010, 07:19:47 PM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.

Thats what I figure.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 26, 2010, 06:40:43 AM
How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2010, 07:58:36 AM
How long did you get maturity leave in Finland?

They stopped it after they realised no one was getting mature by the end of it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 26, 2010, 08:30:43 AM
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Sir_Drainsalot on July 26, 2010, 08:37:34 AM
Why did this have to happen while I couldn't be fucked posting was away?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2010, 08:39:13 AM
Its your fault I'm pregnant Drainy. If you were here posting I would never have left the computer to have sex.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: SupahLovah on July 26, 2010, 08:40:15 AM
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 26, 2010, 08:44:27 AM
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 26, 2010, 09:27:11 AM
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.

You say that like she needs to be told.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 26, 2010, 09:41:36 AM
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Mods don't have to obey the 30 second rule, so it could go much faster.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 26, 2010, 10:13:29 AM
30 seconds is a long time.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on July 26, 2010, 10:19:46 AM
I'm 23

Nah. We might just wait til its born and see what its like to decide the name. Friends of ours did that and named their son one of the words for bear because he made growling noises when eating.

On my last one...we had a girls name picked out but not a boys name.  Anyways so i go out to smoke while i was riding the elevator back down to the delivery room I came up with a name, and the boy was then born.   I wouldn't worry, the name will come when its ready.
My girlfriend had an unnamed puppy for a week. So idk.... She ended up naming him Beau which is a cool name.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
I think that everyone is missing the real question here.  Will Gayer's post count hit 100,000 before her baby is born and she leaves us forever?
At one post every 30 seconds, it'd only take a continuous 15 and a half days.
Hear that Gayer?  Get to spamming.

I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 26, 2010, 03:42:57 PM
I only get to come when the Bloke is sleeping

lulz
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 26, 2010, 05:11:59 PM
I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping

Will he be angry when he finds out about us?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2010, 05:14:51 PM
I don't have a computer any more though so I only get to come on here when the Bloke is sleeping

Will he be angry when he finds out about us?

He thinks you're all silly
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 26, 2010, 06:31:21 PM
lawl, you use fes like most fes'rs use porn
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 26, 2010, 06:34:20 PM
I love Beno. Imma read The Fatal Conceit in his honor. THen imma rape his face with kisses.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 26, 2010, 06:42:53 PM
you better read it in a bubble bath with scented emollients
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 26, 2010, 06:44:15 PM
Butt bubbles.

Also, i dont know the word after scented.
 
lol
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
bubble baths are for gays

I just went to sauna
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 26, 2010, 08:08:12 PM
bubble baths are for gays

 >:(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 27, 2010, 06:13:04 AM
bubble baths are for gays

I just went to sauna

Now that you're preggers you can have as much sex as you like with whoever.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 10:51:36 AM
Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 27, 2010, 11:56:58 AM
Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.

Lies!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 27, 2010, 01:19:51 PM
I heard of that...but I can't remember any details. It was some wacky shit though.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 27, 2010, 01:45:04 PM
I hear that's quite common. A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 27, 2010, 02:41:23 PM
A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.

Obvious troll is obvious.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Vongeo on July 27, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on July 27, 2010, 08:28:44 PM
Did he only have one toe?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 27, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Althalus on July 27, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
If the benefits received by each individual were proportionate to its inferiority—if, as a consequence, multiplication of the inferior was furthered, and multiplication of the superior hindered, progressive degradation would result; and eventually the degenerate species would fail to hold its ground in presence of antagonistic species and competing species.
  -Herbert Spencer
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 28, 2010, 04:16:22 AM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 28, 2010, 04:37:02 AM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
But what if?................(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ddj6DF1uPkw/Sb8bhad_-vI/AAAAAAAAAmg/ICSHUaQDDWs/s400/octomom-pics-what-8-babies-look-like-29894-1234453414-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Vongeo on July 28, 2010, 10:34:06 AM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?
I think it was the younger one.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 28, 2010, 05:01:50 PM
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 28, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 05:19:55 PM
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?

Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 28, 2010, 07:21:41 PM
Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature

Maybe we should save some of these comments for when the kid grows up.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 28, 2010, 07:36:25 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
Fixed
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:49:45 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
Fixed

(http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/george-costanza.jpg)

Um...no
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: frostee on July 28, 2010, 07:51:31 PM
Congratulations!
Hope all goes well. :)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 28, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 28, 2010, 08:14:11 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)

Me too :P

Also, regarding the Seven comment, I've mentioned this elsewhere, but I know a girl named 5.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 08:15:50 PM
I know a brother and sister, last named Toast, first names Rye (boy), Cinnamon (girl). No joke, friends of the family.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Muphci on July 28, 2010, 08:26:03 PM
What cruel parents. But funny.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 28, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
I knew a guy named Don Donald.  His wife's name was Donna.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 10:57:16 PM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

I do believe that both seven and soda fit into your rubric.

(http://www.collegebound.net/articleimages/tinyupload/cb-misc/george-costanza.jpg)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 11:00:22 PM
They don't fit into the not being weird bit.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 28, 2010, 11:15:13 PM
easy to pronounce and spell
Finnish
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 11:28:05 PM
easy to pronounce and spell
Finnish

Wat?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Althalus on July 29, 2010, 04:15:43 AM
The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
Not suggesting anything here. (http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Mai-Chan%27s+Daily+Life%22)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on July 29, 2010, 04:22:46 AM
Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on July 29, 2010, 04:55:44 AM
If it's the former then I demand pictures!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 29, 2010, 08:06:04 AM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 29, 2010, 10:17:56 AM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.

Doe doesn't work and its not dead
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on July 29, 2010, 10:20:34 AM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

Call it "Stop!"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 29, 2010, 10:26:45 AM
Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?

breast feeding of course
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on July 29, 2010, 10:28:48 AM
Feeeeeeeeeeeeed me ham
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 29, 2010, 10:56:12 AM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.

Doe doesn't work and its not dead

You do not have to be dead to be a John or Jane Doe.  Just unknown or anonymous.

Does anyone remember the Bill Cosby routine where he and his brother thought that their names were Jesus Christ and Dammit?
Quote from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083652/quotes
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on July 29, 2010, 06:42:02 PM
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Tits or GTFO.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 29, 2010, 06:42:43 PM
I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.

I'm so happy to see that you're still reading my book.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 29, 2010, 07:43:28 PM
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 29, 2010, 08:57:38 PM
I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.

Yay I love you Oscar!

If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 29, 2010, 09:23:26 PM
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no

That's probably a sign that its dead...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 29, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no

That's probably a sign that its dead...

 :(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Masterchef on July 30, 2010, 02:56:36 AM
Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 30, 2010, 03:03:35 AM
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 30, 2010, 08:16:22 AM
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on July 30, 2010, 09:32:25 AM
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

And in some Islamic countries, she'd be stoned to death for getting pregnant out of wedlock.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 30, 2010, 10:38:47 AM
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

I actually read a news article somewhat similar to that.  It was about a pregnant woman who got into a car crash and lost her baby.  The police arrested her for manslaughter.  But you know what the most baffling thing of all is?  This took place in Massachusetts, where abortion is actually legal.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 30, 2010, 11:41:24 PM
Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D

Cheers Masterchef!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on August 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
I thought it america the supreme court held up a woman's right to kill her own baby, you only could get arrested if you were helping a pregnant woman abort it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 03, 2010, 11:29:12 PM
I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby  :D
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on August 04, 2010, 12:55:03 AM
I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby  :D
Pink or blue?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on August 04, 2010, 05:37:50 AM
My mum wants to crochet a blanket for it for me to send with whatever present I get for it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on August 04, 2010, 06:27:42 AM
My sweeties are probably going to be kept for the baby when he grows up.  :(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 04, 2010, 11:09:32 AM
I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby  :D
Pink or blue?

Well I bought it a blue Moomin jumper. And some winter boots but they were brown.


My mum wants to crochet a blanket for it for me to send with whatever present I get for it.

Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.

My sweeties are probably going to be kept for the baby when he grows up.  :(

I bought you some sweeties today  :-*
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 29, 2010, 06:15:38 PM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on August 29, 2010, 06:17:36 PM
Ew. Why Republican?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 29, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
Ew. Why Republican?

You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on August 29, 2010, 06:21:08 PM
Ew. Why Republican?

You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.

Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 29, 2010, 06:29:56 PM
Ew. Why Republican?

You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.

Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.

Only pro-gun ones.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on August 29, 2010, 06:36:22 PM
Ew. Why Republican?

You're right...political affiliation are for politicians.....how about a patriotic, traditionalist.

Much better, then she'll grow up to vote Democratic.

Only pro-gun ones.

The majority are not anti gun, they are just pro gun safety. Any that are anti gun aren't actually Democrats, they are idiots.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on August 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on August 29, 2010, 07:06:10 PM
Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.

Learn how to clean shitty arses first.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: EnglshGentleman on August 29, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.

So you wish we were Amish?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on August 30, 2010, 02:54:01 AM
Meh. I'm ideologically anti-gun. I understand the need for them, and the impracticality of rounding up every single gun in existence and then using them to shoot anyone who knows how to make more before destroying them, but ideologically, I think it would be better if we lived in a world where guns weren't around. Among other things. Including electricity. At least without all of our gadgets, we would be able to live here until we evolved into something less destructive.

So you wish we were Amish?

I'm not thinking back to the 17th century. I'm thinking back longer. Perhaps tens of thousands of years. What I meant is that civilization as a whole fucked up the Earth. And I'm not really talking about loss of human life here, Eddy. My suggestion would probably decimate the human population to less than 1% of it's original numbers.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 03:04:08 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.

Congrats! Another little Wardogg...

Yay! I should try and remember how to crochet so I can crochet stuff. I also should learn to knit.

Learn how to clean shitty arses first.

Thats easy enough, you just stick it under the tap
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on August 30, 2010, 03:09:10 AM
I'm getting a hilarious picture of Gayer sticking a newborn under the tap and rinsing it off with hot water "to get all the germs out."
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 03:17:24 AM
A friend of ours would clean his kids arse when out and about by using one of those sports bottles filled with cold water and squirting that on it.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on August 30, 2010, 03:19:24 AM
Meh. Cold water is unpleasant, but at least it doesn't damage your tissue at casual contact.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 03:20:54 AM
It says in the baby book the midwife gave me that I should use lukewarm water. And sprinkle potato flour on afterwards if the skin has spots or is broken....I love this book, it finds the cheapest ways to do things. Also it says the baby should sleep outside in the daytime, even in winter.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on August 30, 2010, 03:43:11 AM
It's best to use sandpaper, to get a nice deep clean.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 03:51:24 AM
I would expect so

Anyway, its changing nappies the father's job? At least thats what I'm saying
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 30, 2010, 04:17:10 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.

Congrats! Another little Wardogg...

Thanks!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 04:21:16 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.

Congrats! Another little Wardogg...

Thanks!

When its due?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 30, 2010, 04:24:19 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.

Congrats! Another little Wardogg...

Thanks!

When its due?

Oddly enough the due date is the same as the wife's birthday.  7th of May.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 04:28:39 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im having another one.  Ahh yes, another young gun toting republican I get to mold in my image.

Congrats! Another little Wardogg...

Thanks!

When its due?

Oddly enough the due date is the same as the wife's birthday.  7th of May.

Hah! I was born 6 days before my mum's birthday
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on August 30, 2010, 07:54:20 AM
sprinkle potato flour on afterwards

Remember to dip in raw egg first.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on August 30, 2010, 08:26:35 AM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one. 

Fixed.  That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Tea. on August 30, 2010, 09:29:41 AM
Squee! There's a little person in your tummy!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on August 30, 2010, 09:49:56 AM
Squee! There's a little person in your tummy!

I heard they bite their way out when they're ready.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Wendy on August 30, 2010, 10:07:45 AM
somebody's been watching too much V.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 30, 2010, 10:43:35 AM
I think this one is trying to kick its way out already
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on August 30, 2010, 01:18:13 PM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one. 

Fixed.  That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.

Seriously, you're going to bring up semantics on this website?  ;)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on August 30, 2010, 07:17:18 PM
Not to be outdone by Gayer.....Im My female significant other is having another one. 

Fixed.  That is unless there's something that we don't know about you.

Seriously, you're going to bring up semantics on this website?  ;)

You're new here, aren't you?  :P
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Vongeo on September 02, 2010, 01:42:05 PM
Gayer, do or don't do this.


I forgot how the video goes.

The random words I type in to youtube search will find a use eventually, but generally say bad things about my character.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: LordTalon69 on September 02, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
Damn now I know I have been gone a long time. GAYER is preggers? If I missed that what else have I missed. Well congrats I suppose. Name him matthew ;b ... oh crap am i giving away my real name. Oh that's right I don't care.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 03, 2010, 06:14:09 AM
I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on September 03, 2010, 07:21:50 AM
I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...

Why are you so narrow minded gayer?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: LordTalon69 on September 03, 2010, 07:41:04 AM
I don't think Matthew will work if its a girl...

Probably not but I usually only check in here when I am drunk so I didn't even see the post where you named the sex.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Taters343 on September 03, 2010, 07:44:35 AM
Nobody is completely sure what the gender is yet. Except me, of course. I know it is a boy.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: spanner34.5 on September 03, 2010, 08:32:14 AM
Nobody is completely sure what the gender is yet. Except me, of course. I know it is a boy.
Sorry Taters, I know it's a boy too.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on September 03, 2010, 09:03:17 AM
Seeing as it's Gayer's baby, I say it's going to transcend gender.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on September 03, 2010, 09:17:09 AM
Will Gayer raise her baby as a flat earth believer?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: markjo on September 03, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Gayer should raise her child to be the chosen one to expose and bring down the conspiracy once and for all.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 03, 2010, 08:44:45 PM
Will Gayer raise her baby as a flat earth believer?

Yes.

Gayer should raise her child to be the chosen one to expose and bring down the conspiracy once and for all.

And yes.


Just found out that a friend of ours is expecting twins. Hah glad thats not me!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on October 06, 2011, 09:48:23 PM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/digital_nomad/Slowpoke.gif)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Ski on October 06, 2011, 10:19:18 PM
Hurray! She was just saying how much free time and extra cash she had; hopefully, this will fix all that.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 06, 2011, 10:19:59 PM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 07, 2011, 02:18:46 AM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

Does Nomad know something I dion't?  :-\
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on October 07, 2011, 07:10:39 AM
I put cum in your coffee. Sorry. Was going to tell you.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Nomad on October 07, 2011, 07:17:33 AM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

What do you mean again?  This is her first one!
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: theonlydann on October 07, 2011, 11:42:35 AM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

Does Nomad know something I dion't?  :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Crustinator on October 07, 2011, 03:56:03 PM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

Does Nomad know something I dion't?  :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.

(http://dailyrepublic.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d77869e20147e084dfac970b-800wi)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2011, 01:08:10 AM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

Does Nomad know something I dion't?  :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.

Magic condoms fail :(
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Raist on October 21, 2011, 10:34:06 AM
GAYER IS HAVING A BABY EVERYONE!


AGAIN?!?

Gayer you are having too much sex.

Does Nomad know something I dion't?  :-\
Yeah. How to use a condom.

Magic condoms fail :(
That's why I don't use them. I use the staircase method of birth control.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mugthulhu on October 21, 2011, 10:44:58 AM
I've never used one.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 21, 2011, 11:00:03 AM
I've never used one.

Vikings raep, why would you?
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Mugthulhu on October 21, 2011, 11:03:50 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Benocrates on October 21, 2011, 07:37:06 PM
My condolences on your capture and untimely death Colonel.
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 22, 2011, 12:21:10 AM
Poor baby gaygay has a dead mummy
Title: Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
Post by: Parsifal on October 22, 2011, 12:50:15 AM
Poor baby gaygay has a dead mummy

Well, that's good. Mummification of the living is dangerous.