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Title: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:42:37 AM
Where should she go?

Obviously it has to be cheap, I'm guessing maybe somewhere that Ryanair flies to from here so that pretty much limits it to Bremen, Frankfurt, Dublin, London (or anywhere that the national express goes to from London), Milan or Riga. Hmm.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 13, 2009, 10:45:33 AM
I took the missus to Edinburgh for a weekend once, and if you like whiskey then there really isn't any other destination. Pick yourself up a few samples of crazy local drink, then head up to the castle for an amazing view over the city and some great photo opps with an enormous cannon (snigger)  ;D
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:48:26 AM
Meh I've been to Edinburgh enough already. Plus going there by coach would probably kill me, thats a long journey.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 13, 2009, 10:49:25 AM
Get a connecting flight from wherever you land near London?

Failing that, Prague is awesome (see my stag do photos on Facebook) ;D
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:51:22 AM
Yeah I doubt I'll be able to afford an extra flight.

Prague is somewhere I've always wanted to go
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Parsifal on September 13, 2009, 10:52:38 AM
Here.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Nomad on September 13, 2009, 10:54:31 AM
yeah come visit me, gaygay
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:58:58 AM
Sure thing Nomad, you just buy me the plane tickets...
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 13, 2009, 11:01:15 AM
If you do go to Prague, the best strip joint is called 'Hot Peppers' - it cost us 300 crowns (about ?10) to get in for the whole night to watch the stage shows, and that came with 5 complimentary beers. Also worth checking out is one of the shooting ranges (although they cost 2000-3000+ crowns, or ?70-100+) - we went for the 2000 crown option (where you get to fire handguns and shotguns) at a place called Avim Praha, which was absolutely awesome. We got to shoot a .22 Luger training pistol, CZ-67 7.65mm pistol, Glock 17 9mm (the best one from both a feel of use and from shot grouping, we reckoned) and a pump-action shotgun loaded with 2 hunting rounds and one magnum (combat) round.  After that, a few of us paid an extra ?15 or so to take part in a Magnum .44 marksman contest, which I won (and got a neat t-shirt from) ;D

The place is pretty easy to get to by Metro from Wenceslas Square.  If you go, check out the Beer Factory on Wenceslas Square - beer taps in the middle of the table, awesome food... need I say more?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Nomad on September 13, 2009, 11:07:58 AM
Why would you go to another country just to shoot?  She lives in Finland, she could go shooting there.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 11:11:53 AM
Went to a shooting range in Riga, cost about 30 euros and got to fire a glock, a pump action shot gun and an AK 47. I completely took out the groin of my target....

But going to a strip joint in prague would be cool
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 11:13:39 AM
Go to Austin,TX and watch the bats at dusk.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 11:16:26 AM
I'm not going to Amerikkka unless someone else pays
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 11:36:54 AM
Does Europe have bats?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Yes. I saw some bats the other day.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 11:40:04 AM
Go holiday with the bats. Make a bat cart and have them fly you around.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Christianrocker90 on September 13, 2009, 11:42:11 AM
Where should she go?

To the Vatican to get some sense slapped into you, or better yet McDill Air Force Base, or Stamford, CT...your pick
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Nomad on September 13, 2009, 11:43:11 AM
Maybe if you pray hard enough, God will fund your trip to America, Gayer!
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 11:43:41 AM
I don't wanna get slapped around at the Vatican. That sounds dirty.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 11:47:12 AM
What about going to the ice wall?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Johannes on September 13, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
fly with germanwings and go to munich.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Sean on September 13, 2009, 12:14:44 PM
You need a vacation?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 13, 2009, 01:10:32 PM
You could always come to sunny Basingstoke... actually it's not sunny.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Johannes on September 13, 2009, 01:11:32 PM
You could always come to sunny Basingstoke... actually it's not sunny.
Hint:
The UK sucks
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 01:26:20 PM
He must be thinking of another UK.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 13, 2009, 01:27:29 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 09:19:11 PM
fly with germanwings and go to munich.

Yeah they don't fly from Finland


And Basingstoke isn't sunny Matrix and last time I went to en-ger-land you didn't even come to London to meet me  >:(
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Proleg on September 13, 2009, 09:29:09 PM
Come to Her Majesty's loyal Province of Upper Canada.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 09:47:15 PM
To meet you?! On my way!!
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 09:51:33 PM
If you go to Canada, you'll definitely want to go to Texas. While in Texas, why not visit me? I can show you where I buried your shoes.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 09:56:05 PM
I can see the connection there... And I want those shoes back
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: grogberries on September 13, 2009, 10:08:23 PM
Well... I could let you know where they are and you could visit with them.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:15:03 PM
Visiting isn't enough, I need them back in my life for good or until they wear out
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on September 13, 2009, 10:53:11 PM
I say go here. 

http://creationmuseum.org/

I hear its very informative.

Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2009, 10:55:22 PM
I prefer to go to educational museums
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on September 13, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Johannes on September 13, 2009, 11:16:56 PM
LoL, Finland sucks
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: spanner34.5 on September 14, 2009, 03:10:52 AM
I don't wanna get slapped around at the Vatican. That sounds dirty.

The Vatican is a very dirty place. They do however keep a lot of their perversions legal though. The age of consent is 12.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 06:51:53 AM
I don't care if its legal, I don't want dirty things at the Vatican!

If I book a flight before midnight tonight on Ryanair they're still on offer. Maybe I should just go to en-ger-land and see peoples.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on September 14, 2009, 08:37:53 AM
I say go here. 

http://creationmuseum.org/

I hear its very informative.



Dear god that is one big steaming pile of fail.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 14, 2009, 10:12:36 AM
I don't care if its legal, I don't want dirty things at the Vatican!

If I book a flight before midnight tonight on Ryanair they're still on offer. Maybe I should just go to en-ger-land and see peoples.

If you count me among peoples then I'm on placement in London in November/December, and should therefore be available to meet up :)
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Parsifal on September 14, 2009, 10:16:33 AM
Matrix should always be counted among peoples.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 14, 2009, 10:46:52 AM
Matrix should always be counted among peoples.

Awww.

Srsly tho, I b in London Nov/Dec if ne1 els is, yo.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Parsifal on September 14, 2009, 10:48:32 AM
Srsly tho, I b in London Nov/Dec if ne1 els is, yo.

I probably won't be, due to being in Sydney and having no money. But if you're ever on the rimward side of the disc, feel free to give me a, um... whatever an appropriate slang term is for letting somebody know you are in the area, preferably in advance.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 14, 2009, 10:49:55 AM
Will do, although being a scientist I also have no money, so it might be a while before I head over to the outer disc.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
I don't care if its legal, I don't want dirty things at the Vatican!

If I book a flight before midnight tonight on Ryanair they're still on offer. Maybe I should just go to en-ger-land and see peoples.

If you count me among peoples then I'm on placement in London in November/December, and should therefore be available to meet up :)

Ooo yes that would be awesome. Lets make all en-ger-lander FESers meet us in London in November/December for a FES conference and kidnap Daniel. Maybe not so much with the kidnapping and prolly more with the drinking. Screw the conference, lets just drink.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 14, 2009, 12:16:04 PM
Ooo yes that would be awesome. Lets make all en-ger-lander FESers meet us in London in November/December for a FES conference and kidnap Daniel. Maybe not so much with the kidnapping and prolly more with the drinking. Screw the conference, lets just drink.

...with... Blackjack! And hookers! Actually, forget the blackjack!
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 12:32:57 PM
Ooo yes that would be awesome. Lets make all en-ger-lander FESers meet us in London in November/December for a FES conference and kidnap Daniel. Maybe not so much with the kidnapping and prolly more with the drinking. Screw the conference, lets just drink.

...with... Blackjack! And hookers! Actually, forget the blackjack!

Yeah lets just go for hookers, blackjack is a waste of money
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Dr Matrix on September 14, 2009, 12:35:47 PM
OK Gay Gay, it's totally a date. Just let me know when you're heading over so I can buy in the condoms, lube and sex toys in bulk  :-*
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 12:42:43 PM
WILL DO!  :-*
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Sean on September 14, 2009, 12:44:44 PM
You should visit Quincy, Massachusetts.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 12:45:38 PM
I'm not going to Amerikkka unless someone else pays
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 12:46:04 PM
OK Gay Gay, it's totally a date. Just let me know when you're heading over so I can buy in the condoms, lube and sex toys in bulk  :-*
i think i'm planning on visiting en-ger-land. momma always told me i should go back to the mother land.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Sean on September 14, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
I'm not going to Amerikkka unless someone else pays

So if I payed you'd visit me? We could do brunch.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 12:49:04 PM
OK Gay Gay, it's totally a date. Just let me know when you're heading over so I can buy in the condoms, lube and sex toys in bulk  :-*
i think i'm planning on visiting en-ger-land. momma always told me i should go back to the mother land.

DOOOOOOOOO it

I'm not going to Amerikkka unless someone else pays

So if I payed you'd visit me? We could do brunch.

Brunch would be ever so delightful.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: theonlydann on September 14, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
Go to a backseat of some old VW. Bout as good as anywhere yeah Rusty F'n Sawmill.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 12:51:35 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
true, but i could possibly dig up an old freind from boston.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
true, but i could possibly dig up an old freind from boston.

But in en-ger-land I could dig up old friends from many places.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:05:17 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
true, but i could possibly dig up an old freind from boston.

But in en-ger-land I could dig up old friends from many places.
could i punch the queen?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
true, but i could possibly dig up an old freind from boston.

But in en-ger-land I could dig up old friends from many places.
could i punch the queen?

Yes but you have to curtsey afterwards
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:09:40 PM
DOOOOOOOOO it
Taxachusetts is closer though

But not as good
true, but i could possibly dig up an old freind from boston.

But in en-ger-land I could dig up old friends from many places.
could i punch the queen?

Yes but you have to curtsey afterwards
easy enough, now where to get the monies...
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:13:09 PM
Rob a bank and rob one for me too
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:18:04 PM
that could work, but i think selling blood and semen would be safer
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:19:47 PM
Fine do that then
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:24:46 PM
that's a lot of blood though.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
murder a few people to get theirs
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:27:40 PM
do ya think the duggars will miss any of their kids?
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Sean on September 14, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
do ya think the duggars will miss any of their kids?

Take out Jacob, I hate that prick.
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2009, 01:30:14 PM
Nope
Title: Re: Gayer needs a holiday
Post by: semperround on September 14, 2009, 01:30:31 PM
do ya think the duggars will miss any of their kids?

Take out Jacob, I hate that prick.
which one is he?