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Title: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: Trekky0623 on June 03, 2008, 05:19:41 PM
It all makes sense!

Water once there, now it's gone.

Evidence of flooding.

Every shred of life gone.

The Bible isn't talking about Earth, it's talking about Mars!

Discuss.
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on June 03, 2008, 05:35:30 PM
Quote from: Trekky0623 on June 03, 2008, 05:19:41 PM
It all makes sense!

Water once there, now it's gone.

Evidence of flooding.

Every shred of life gone.

The Bible isn't talking about Earth, it's talking about Mars!

Discuss.
If it was on Mars, Earth nicked it. Emporer Roo can confirm there is no bible on mars.
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: Althalus on June 04, 2008, 12:06:38 AM
Why are there Jews on earth?
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: NW on June 04, 2008, 04:47:00 AM
They aren't. You have been misled
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: Althalus on June 04, 2008, 04:48:27 AM
Another win for the Aryan race!
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: NW on June 04, 2008, 04:55:50 AM
Go the Aryans!
Title: Re: The Bible is from Mars!
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on June 04, 2008, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Althalus on June 04, 2008, 12:06:38 AM
Why are there Jews on earth?
Emporer Roo tells me he sent them to Earth in an attempt to wipe out the human race.