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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: khaspal on March 27, 2008, 05:01:54 PM

Title: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: khaspal on March 27, 2008, 05:01:54 PM: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=20015.msg374481#msg374481

after running across the above conversation I decided it would be an interesting possibility and set out to look for proof to back up Dead Kangaroo and found this:

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z181/khaspal/satellite_banana.jpg)

a summary of the conversation for those who don't want to click:

sokarul: "how do you explain the navy shooting down the spy satellite?"

Dead Kangaroo: "Just out of curiosity, how does that prove that the Earth is round?"

sokarul: "Satellites..."

Dead Kangaroo: "...are powered by bananas."
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM: Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: khaspal on March 27, 2008, 08:07:01 PM: Quote from: Professor Gaystain on March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Those must be straws or something then.
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 27, 2008, 08:20:56 PM: Must be
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: sokarul on March 27, 2008, 08:45:39 PM: Quote from: Professor Gaystain on March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 28, 2008, 08:57:30 AM: Quote from: sokarul on March 27, 2008, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Gaystain on March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.

Erm I knew that. Ahem. Thats why I said it. Ahem.
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: sokarul on March 28, 2008, 09:03:43 AM: Quote from: Professor Gaystain on March 28, 2008, 08:57:30 AM
Quote from: sokarul on March 27, 2008, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Gaystain on March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.

Erm I knew that. Ahem. Thats why I said it. Ahem.
Some satellites have radioactive material in them to keep electronics and fuel warm. Potassium is radioactive. Although they probably don't use potassium in satellites.
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 28, 2008, 09:13:30 AM: I see...
Title: Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
Post by: General Douchebag on March 28, 2008, 04:32:28 PM: You're wrong, sock. Why else would they be powered by bananas? FOOL! >:(