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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: magic on March 24, 2008, 09:49:37 AM

Title: Praise Me!
Post by: magic on March 24, 2008, 09:49:37 AM: Hello my children. I am blessing your forums with my presence. :)
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: TheEngineer on March 24, 2008, 10:00:17 AM: *yawn*
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: magic on March 24, 2008, 10:17:55 AM: lol ;D
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Post by: Anteater7171 on March 24, 2008, 11:07:20 AM: YOU penguin
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2008, 11:25:52 AM: Quote from: magic on March 24, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Hello my children. I am blessing your forums with my presence. :)
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: magic on March 24, 2008, 11:30:22 AM: Quote from: Saint Raist on March 24, 2008, 11:25:52 AM
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.
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:'(
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2008, 11:32:19 AM: Quote from: magic on March 24, 2008, 11:30:22 AM
Quote from: Saint Raist on March 24, 2008, 11:25:52 AM
You roll a 3, the blessing fails.

:'(
you roll a 19, due to lack of skill the quote still fails.

(i love life)
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:25:45 PM: Critical miss: you cast heavy magic missile at your eye.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2008, 01:27:09 PM: Quote from: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:25:45 PM
Critical miss: you cast heavy magic missile at your eye.
I love when DM's turn into total jackasses. Your spell fails, it kills you. WHAT?
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:38:38 PM: Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D. I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2008, 02:00:15 PM: Quote from: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:38:38 PM
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D. I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: General Douchebag on March 24, 2008, 04:18:31 PM: You roll a one and your head asplodes. YOU SUCK, EARTHLING.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 25, 2008, 02:40:11 PM: Quote from: Saint Raist on March 24, 2008, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:38:38 PM
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D. I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.

The fuck? Were you playing with jocks or something??
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: magic on March 25, 2008, 04:57:12 PM: i roll a 5, find magic staff of poop
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on March 25, 2008, 06:04:39 PM: You roll a 1, Gary Busey snorts you.

(http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/blogs/dailyweekly/garyb.jpg)
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Raist on March 25, 2008, 07:39:10 PM: Quote from: Mr. Ireland on March 25, 2008, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: Saint Raist on March 24, 2008, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on March 24, 2008, 01:38:38 PM
Even though there's a circle at my school, I've unfortunately never played D&D. I know someone has ended up stabbing themselves in the foot, though.
wow.... i've played once. It ended in a stupid fight lol. The dm got dragged to the ground and wedgied past the point a wedgie is funny to anyone.

The fuck? Were you playing with jocks or something??
No, me and my friends are far from jocks. Just violent when the occasion strikes. It was a group effort. It was a good lawl.
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: cmdshft on March 25, 2008, 09:22:17 PM: ::)
Title: Re: Praise Me!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 26, 2008, 07:20:13 PM: Shoulda punched yourselves for losing the game.