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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: joe1983 on January 06, 2008, 09:24:10 AM

Title: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: joe1983 on January 06, 2008, 09:24:10 AM
This was brought up to me by a fellow enthusiast. The entire world isn't flat, just the side we happen to live on. See, the earth is a giant cube. On our side, we are just ordinary people. On another side live a species of Fish People (half fish, half people) Or is it half people, half fish? On another side live Bird People. Complete with beaks and they all live on diet of Fruit Loops. They hail Toucan Sam. On the 3rd edge live big scary Dinosaurs! And on the last one live a species of slugs that all go by the name of Carl.

Yes, OUR world may be flat. But it's time to think outside the box.....or should I say CUBE!
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Loard Z on January 06, 2008, 09:26:34 AM
you think you're the first person to ever do this sort of thing, but you're not.

Everyone here has seen your sort 1000 times before. Why don't you just crawl back to the crappy game forum you came from and do yourself a favour.

And a final hint: a cube has 6 sides = you fail.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: kiki_morekki on January 06, 2008, 09:26:59 AM
This was brought up to me by a fellow enthusiast. The entire world isn't flat, just the side we happen to live on. See, the earth is a giant cube. On our side, we are just ordinary people. On another side live a species of Fish People (half fish, half people) Or is it half people, half fish? On another side live Bird People. Complete with beaks and they all live on diet of Fruit Loops. They hail Toucan Sam. On the 3rd edge live big scary Dinosaurs! And on the last one live a species of slugs that all go by the name of Carl.

Yes, OUR world may be flat. But it's time to think outside the box.....or should I say CUBE!

Just thought I would point out a problem with your theory...what about the other 2 sides of the cube? What is that? The Oceans?
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: joe1983 on January 06, 2008, 09:28:05 AM
Typical ignorant swine. The top ends are giant walls of sugar to keep away the evil spirits. Grow up.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: [email protected] on January 06, 2008, 09:55:14 AM
The Earth is one big Rubix Cube, we're just living on it shipshafting into a cube with consistent colors on all 7 sides.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 06, 2008, 10:37:59 AM
In before teh move to Angry Ranting!
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Some Rockstar on January 06, 2008, 11:45:58 AM
FALSE.  The earth is fucking made out fucking cheese, havent you seen them kraft cheese commercials, I mean it must be true right, I know I'm easily swayed, but you guys arent?
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Loard Z on January 06, 2008, 11:55:47 AM
NO, that's the moon, n00b. The moon is made out of cheese, not the Earth.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Mr. Ireland on January 06, 2008, 12:03:34 PM
You will meet Angry Ranting whenever a mod comes by.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on January 06, 2008, 12:37:06 PM
This was brought up to me by a fellow enthusiast. The entire world isn't flat, just the side we happen to live on. See, the earth is a giant cube. On our side, we are just ordinary people. On another side live a species of Fish People (half fish, half people) Or is it half people, half fish? On another side live Bird People. Complete with beaks and they all live on diet of Fruit Loops. They hail Toucan Sam. On the 3rd edge live big scary Dinosaurs! And on the last one live a species of slugs that all go by the name of Carl.

Yes, OUR world may be flat. But it's time to think outside the box.....or should I say CUBE!

I hope you know that Muffz got this before you. how much more evidence of failure do you need?
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Tom Bishop on January 06, 2008, 12:40:45 PM
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This was brought up to me by a fellow enthusiast. The entire world isn't flat, just the side we happen to live on. See, the earth is a giant cube. On our side, we are just ordinary people. On another side live a species of Fish People (half fish, half people) Or is it half people, half fish? On another side live Bird People. Complete with beaks and they all live on diet of Fruit Loops. They hail Toucan Sam. On the 3rd edge live big scary Dinosaurs! And on the last one live a species of slugs that all go by the name of Carl.

There are six sides to a cube.  ::)
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Mr. Ireland on January 06, 2008, 12:48:06 PM
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This was brought up to me by a fellow enthusiast. The entire world isn't flat, just the side we happen to live on. See, the earth is a giant cube. On our side, we are just ordinary people. On another side live a species of Fish People (half fish, half people) Or is it half people, half fish? On another side live Bird People. Complete with beaks and they all live on diet of Fruit Loops. They hail Toucan Sam. On the 3rd edge live big scary Dinosaurs! And on the last one live a species of slugs that all go by the name of Carl.

There are six sides to a cube.  ::)

I laughed so hard.  You got pwned by Bishop.  That fail is beyond words.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: Loard Z on January 06, 2008, 01:46:33 PM
I laughed at your response to Bishop more than Bishop himself.
Title: Re: New Theory: Cubed Earth
Post by: fshy94 on January 06, 2008, 01:53:15 PM
Ditto, but I didn't think it was humanly possible to get pwned by Bishop. Dear, dear, me.