The Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Debate => Topic started by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 11:00:38 AM

Title: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 11:00:38 AM: Tunafish packed in water as opposed to oil?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 11:02:46 AM: CONSPIRACY. how low will they go
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Agent_0042 on September 20, 2007, 11:12:41 AM: Alright Vauxy, it wasn't funny the first time either.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 11:15:57 AM: Quote from: General DU WIERDEST EINEN KRANKENSHWESTER BRACHEN!!! on September 20, 2007, 11:12:41 AM
Alright Vauxy, it wasn't funny the first time either.

who the hell is vauxy?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 11:17:26 AM: just 2 more
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 11:18:12 AM: one more to go
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 11:19:07 AM: the big 100, oh I'm so proud of me.

:D
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Agent_0042 on September 20, 2007, 11:28:34 AM: Quote from: representative from uzbekistan on September 20, 2007, 11:15:57 AM
who the hell is vauxy?

Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
Tunafish packed in water as opposed to oil?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 11:36:04 AM: Yes yes lets dance around the question shall we?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 11:44:08 AM: (http://utxmart.com/images/chickenofthesea.jpg) = (http://www.geocities.com/beyondearth2001/earth_files/image004.jpg)
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 20, 2007, 01:21:44 PM: Oh God...
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Marinade on September 20, 2007, 01:49:09 PM: Wow it's like a Narc thread.... only somehow more retarded. I'm amazed I didn't know that was possible.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 20, 2007, 01:56:10 PM: The symbolism is astoundingly profound isnt it?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: sokarul on September 20, 2007, 03:51:09 PM: Anchovies are packed in oil.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 20, 2007, 06:02:41 PM: didn't we have a fecals the clown before? or was the acb?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 21, 2007, 05:37:15 AM: Quote from: Raist on September 20, 2007, 06:02:41 PM
didn't we have a fecals the clown before? or was the acb?

Yes, Vaux does exist.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 06:38:51 AM: "Didnt we have a Fecals the clown before?" Yes there is a little bit of Fecals in all of us. Fecals is all around us.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 21, 2007, 08:35:37 AM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 06:38:51 AM
Fecals is all around us.

Staaaalker.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 12:38:50 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 06:38:51 AM
"Didnt we have a Fecals the clown before?" Yes there is a little bit of Fecals in all of us. Fecals is all around us.
I plan to kill at least one clown before i die. Wanna help me with my goals in life?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:48:24 PM: Quote
I plan to kill at least one clown before i die. Wanna help me with my goals in life
You Sir are suffering from serious issues. Everyone loves Clowns. Clowns exist for the sole purpose of making people smile. And bringing a tough of laughter and joy into this dark miserable disgusting puke world. Now excuse Fecals as Fecals has a bottle of Old Crow calling Fecals name.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 12:53:47 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:48:24 PM
Quote
I plan to kill at least one clown before i die. Wanna help me with my goals in life
You Sir are suffering from serious issues. Everyone loves Clowns. Clowns exist for the sole purpose of making people smile. And bringing a tough of laughter and joy into this dark miserable disgusting puke world. Now excuse Fecals as Fecals has a bottle of Old Crow calling Fecals name.

Clowns exist soley so that i have a moving target to express my rage toward them. They are the bane of all that is good and holy. They are the least funny comedians, the least magical magicians, the least acrobatic acrobats. They fail at all they do. They scare small children, and they have failed at life and for all those things i hate them.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:58:44 PM: There is medication that you should take for your Coulrophobia Sir.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 12:59:59 PM: BAH-ZING!!!
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:01:33 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:58:44 PM
There is medication that you should take for your Coulrophobia Sir.

Yup and the only way i get it is staring down a scope and seeing the look on the clown's face as the sound of the bullet finally catches up to the clown, after he feels something hot sinking into his back.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 01:08:53 PM: counter BAH-ZING
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:15:05 PM: Quote
Yup and the only way i get it is staring down a scope and seeing the look on the clown's face as the sound of the bullet finally catches up to the clown, after he feels something hot sinking into his back.
Watch it Sir, or one day you might find yourself in a dark alley chewing on a size 27 Clown Shoe with a bicycle horn where the sun dont shine.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:20:15 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:15:05 PM
Quote
Yup and the only way i get it is staring down a scope and seeing the look on the clown's face as the sound of the bullet finally catches up to the clown, after he feels something hot sinking into his back.
Watch it Sir, or one day you might find yourself in a dark alley chewing on a size 27 Clown Shoe with a bicycle horn where the sun dont shine.

Lol, if i'm ever down a dark alley with a clown, he might find a couple inches of steel in his liver.
Right after a coup baton to the jaw.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 01:21:55 PM: i have decided i like raist better than you clown boy, which is why you no recieve a "BAH-ZING"

but for future reference to any of raists post on this thread

BAH-ZING!!! BAH-ZING!!!! BAH-ZING!!!! BAH-ZING!!!! BAH-ZING !!!!
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Marinade on September 21, 2007, 01:25:07 PM: Quote from: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:01:33 PM
Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:58:44 PM
There is medication that you should take for your Coulrophobia Sir.

Yup and the only way i get it is staring down a scope and seeing the look on the clown's face as the sound of the bullet finally catches up to the clown, after he feels something hot sinking into his back.

Are you magical? How do you see the look on his face through your scope as you shoot him in the back?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:27:16 PM: Quote from: Marinade on September 21, 2007, 01:25:07 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:01:33 PM
Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 12:58:44 PM
There is medication that you should take for your Coulrophobia Sir.

Yup and the only way i get it is staring down a scope and seeing the look on the clown's face as the sound of the bullet finally catches up to the clown, after he feels something hot sinking into his back.

Are you magical? How do you see the look on his face through your scope as you shoot him in the back?

He turned to see what that hot sensation in his back was, they always do.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:27:34 PM: Quote
Lol, if i'm ever down a dark alley with a clown, he might find a couple inches of steel in his liver.
Right after a coup baton to the jaw.
Fecals will kick you so hard Sir that you'll be wearin yer ass for a hat. Go suck on a rotten banana cream pie.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 01:29:34 PM: dude fecals, ^you_lose
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:30:32 PM: Everybody give Fecals a big hug.(http://www.geocities.com/fecals_the_clown/teeth.jpg)
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:32:20 PM: Sure i'd love to put my hand near his kidneys, if you feel something sharp and cold, don't worry, you'll go into shock soon and won't feel a thing.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 01:34:50 PM: Raist Fecals
[] - [] "ahh run"
()T -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= - ( )
II - II

:)
() :-X( )=
II
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:35:51 PM: Quote
Sure i'd love to put my hand near his kidneys, if you feel something sharp and cold, don't worry, you'll go into shock soon and won't feel a thing
Go eat a plate of smegma you troglodyte.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 01:38:09 PM: notice how i made fecals a bit fatter.
thats due to the retaining of stupid bullitens and comments.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 01:39:13 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:35:51 PM
Quote
Sure i'd love to put my hand near his kidneys, if you feel something sharp and cold, don't worry, you'll go into shock soon and won't feel a thing
Go eat a plate or smegma you troglodyte.

wow you used the word smegma and the word troglodyte.

You are very intellectual. But why a plate or smegma, both of those are quite indigestible and one is highly disgusting. And i am only this primitive when confronted by something so disgusting that hate is the only emotion left.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Marinade on September 21, 2007, 01:41:52 PM: That close of picture of Fecals makes me want to punch all those chicklet teeth out of his head. Damn that's one ugly ass mug.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:42:17 PM: Quote
You are very intellectual. But why a plate or smegma, both of those are quite indigestible and one is highly disgusting. And i am only this primitive when confronted by something so disgusting that hate is the only emotion left.
Fecals would slap you but Shit splatters.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:43:53 PM: Quote
close of picture of Fecals makes me want to punch all those chicklet teeth out of his head. Damn that's one ugly ass mug.
(http://www.geocities.com/fecals_the_clown/teeth.jpg) Give your pal Fecals a big kiss.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Gulliver on September 21, 2007, 02:07:42 PM: Quote from: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
Quote
You are very intellectual. But why a plate or smegma, both of those are quite indigestible and one is highly disgusting. And i am only this primitive when confronted by something so disgusting that hate is the only emotion left.
Fecals would slap you but Shit splatters.
And that would leave you unable to clap.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:09:50 PM: Quote
And that would leave you unable to clap
Speaking of the clap has yours cleared up yet?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:10:06 PM: dude worthy of a supertext ^BAHZING
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:11:19 PM: gullivers not fecals,
go jump off the ice wall you dirty clown/.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:17:54 PM: Quote
go jump off the ice wall you dirty clown
No thank you. Fecals doesnt want anything to do with your mama.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:37:08 PM: my mom happens to have passed away. ass.

go drown in your own vomit.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 21, 2007, 02:38:53 PM: lol
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:40:29 PM: Quote
my mom happens to have passed away. ass.
That was a typo. Fecals meant "Lama"
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:41:12 PM: forgivin,
still drown, vomit, you get the picture.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 21, 2007, 02:42:58 PM: How could you take something said by a complete stranger over the internet personally?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:43:51 PM: i know i was bluffing, isnt that like the number one response to mama jokes online jeeze.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:44:08 PM: Quote
still drown, vomit, you get the picture
Can Fecals offer you a (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RqvrOvRGHiMAJEWjzbkF/SIG=12m4f0jsk/EXP=1190497387/**http%3A//www.easleys.com/ProductImages/partypacks/animalballoon2.jpg)?
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:46:23 PM: i would much rather prefer the drown/vomit action
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:53:31 PM: Quote
Topic Summary
Posted on: Today at 02:46:23 PMPosted by: Jedinni
Insert Quote
i would much rather prefer the drown/vomit action

(http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Threadless-T-Shirts-The_55886E48-blahhhh-yellow.jpg) Fecals after hanging out with you for an hour
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 02:54:05 PM: i do tend to drink while i party.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: FECALS THE CLOWN on September 21, 2007, 02:57:46 PM: Quote
i do tend to drink while i party
Fecals bets that you make people around you want to drink too.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 03:46:29 PM: that was actually reasonably good comeback,
+5 respect points
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2007, 03:49:04 PM: Fecals looks like he drinks. Maybe he drinks urine, but i'm sure he drinks something.
Title: Re: If the earth is flat then how do you explain..
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 03:56:29 PM: ^BAH_ZING^!_!^!!