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Talk about 'The Book' here.
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Use spellchecker! You spelt theory wrong >:(
But otherwise, woohoo I'm in the book!!!
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Im Mentioned in the book!!! YIPPIE! I want a speaking part. And i want an action scene. And a love scene. And a scene with hats.
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I think you have great writing skills. I'll type a docx version as the story progresses.
The Book.docx (http://www.filefactory.com/file/b4a484/)
The Book.doc (http://www.filefactory.com/file/2d09eb/)
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6856/thebookcoverdw8.png)
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At first I was pissed that I wasn't in it. >:(
But then I realized that I was obviously going to have some huge, essential part in the story later on, so I'm forgiving you for now. Just don't let me down. :)
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It'll be fine after i get a cameo.
Edit: I got sick of the lack of a link in an easy to find place.
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17001.0
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I liked the part where Jesus died.
~D-Draw
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Wrong book.
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Wrong book.
No, I was just changing the subject because the old one was boring.
~D-Draw
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Pff. Find a new subject.
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My penis is thirty-nine inches lengthwise.
~D-Draw
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
But alas only two inches long.
~D-Draw
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.
LMAO
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.
Since when do you have a penis?
~D-Draw
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If your penis were 39" in girth, you would expend a good majority of your blood getting the damn thing erect.
[/penis]
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Sometimes I lose consciousness!
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That can't be good for whoever you're having sex with.
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If your penis were 39" in girth, you would expend a good majority of your blood getting the damn thing erect.
[/penis]
No, we got the joke.
~D-Draw
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Mine's 39 inches in girth.
Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.
Since when do you have a penis?
~D-Draw
since the surgery duh.
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So, who likes peanut butter sandwiches without the jelly in there? I like jelly on my toast, but I don't like peanut butter and jelly together. The jelly makes it all slippery and shit. I like it way better when it all sticks together nicely and shit.
~D-Draw
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Really, Chrissetti, this is good writing. I can't wait to hear Tom's speech.
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Really, Chrissetti, this is good writing. I can't wait to hear Tom's speech.
Stop going off-topic, asshole.
~D-Draw
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The Book by Chrissetti (Update) Word 2007 (http://www.filefactory.com/file/b4a484/)
FIXES FROM PREVIOUS: Some spelling and pictures. Just noticed that when you download it, the file is corrupted. This is fixed now.
EDIT: For those who don't have Word 2007: The Book by Chrissetti (Update) Word 2007 (http://www.filefactory.com/file/2d09eb/)
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(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r137/SamuelLBronkowitz/brianpeanutbutterjellytime.jpg)
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http://conspiracyhasmyfe.ytmnd.com/
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Really good work Chrissetti!! Can't wait to see what other nonsense Tom Bishop put you through...um....yeah......am I gonna be in it any more! That was really funny!
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me n gayer are in LOVE
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*legasp* WHAT ABOUT RAIST???
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IN THE BOOK! hopefully me n raist are in man lurv in the book.
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A love triangle would be a great twist to the story! OMG CHRISSETTI YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THAT!
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Ooh i can be the love interest. make me cool tho. And i'll smoke marlboro reds in it.
make that a plot point somehow.
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hehe you said I was pretty
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Do you know where Dann is from?
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his mummy's tummy
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his mummy's tummy
Detroit, for all intents and purposes.
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Just read the newest chapter, keep up the good work!
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Love the newest chapter!
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All the naysayer quotes are from or edited from actual noobs comments in angry ranting
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I figured that....good work
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All the naysayer quotes are from or edited from actual noobs comments in angry ranting
yah. i caught that. :-) I heart you.
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Good idea!
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So, do you guys like your bagels toasted or untoasted?
~D-Draw
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Always toasted. What's your favorite kind of cream cheese or spread for a bagel?
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Don't derail the topic Edmunds! >:(
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Strawberry cream cheese is the bomb diggity.
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Don't derail the topic Edmunds! >:(
Which topic? The topic sucked before I came in. I just made it more interesting.
~D-Draw
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The topic did not suck, it was about 'The Book'. Now you can't ever tell me off for derailing topics you hypocrite.
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he is also gay. I heart the book. DOUCHEMUNDS!
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Near the end I'm gonna be running a competition for the name
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call it brian
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no names yet, a couple of posts before the end
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Bah
(call it the Gayer book)
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SHUSH GAYER!!! Im gonna come up with the best name ever.
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Bah
(call it the Gayer book)
Might grab the attention of 10% of the market...
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Bah
(call it the Gayer book)
Might grab the attention of 10% of the market...
The quintessential book of gayer and dann love for the 21st century.
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Bah
(call it the Gayer book)
Might grab the attention of 10% of the market...
a bigger proportion than calling it brian I guess
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I like smoked salmon cream cheese. Or cream cheese with chives.
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I'm in the book!
It is now awesomeness.
In the next section...will my question be answered? stay tuned to find out.
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WANT MOAR
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I wanna be in it more!
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New section coming tonight (my time(GMT))
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Yay!
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New short section aded
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need more!"
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The topic did not suck, it was about 'The Book'. Now you can't ever tell me off for derailing topics you hypocrite.
Incorrect. You derail actual topics. This is not a topic. It is a pile of steaming dog turd with a title that nobody cares about anyways. I'm derailing this thread for the good of society.
So, is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
~D-Draw
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The topic did not suck, it was about 'The Book'. Now you can't ever tell me off for derailing topics you hypocrite.
Incorrect. You derail actual topics. This is not a topic. It is a pile of steaming dog turd with a title that nobody cares about anyways. I'm derailing this thread for the good of society.
So, is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
~D-Draw
Fuck off
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another good addition!
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Cheers! Introducing more characters slowly! :)
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I like it, mainly cos I'm in it ;D
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"holding a sandwich which was in danger of dripping mayonnaise down his front."
if you knew how close to the truth this was... :-) Especially since i was making a freakin mess eating a burrito as i read it.
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More book now lest i find you and cut off your FACES!
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I LURV it!!! This newest chapter is so something that would happen between Trekky and I, you have a lot of insight. Don't ever stop, WE WANT MOAR!
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MOAR ME.
I would be awesome. AWESOME I SAY.
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Don't ever stop, WE WANT MOAR!
That's what your MOM said LAST NIGHT.
~D-Draw
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Am I in it? I'm too lazy to check.
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Don't ever stop, WE WANT MOAR!
That's what your MOM said LAST NIGHT.
~D-Draw
We? is she two headed?
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Don't ever stop, WE WANT MOAR!
That's what your MOM said LAST NIGHT.
~D-Draw
We? is she two headed?
She's just fat enough to count as 2
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Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and all the whales started singin: We are family!
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Don't ever stop, WE WANT MOAR!
That's what your MOM said LAST NIGHT.
~D-Draw
We? is she two headed?
Nay.
Seven-headed cryohydra.
~D-Draw
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New section added, sos for the delay, dudes and dudettes
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Cheesejoff approves +++
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I approve more. Maybe.
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t'is good
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I read the whole thing yesterday, it's really good.
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cheers, I might add some more later
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IF YOU DON'T YOU SHALL PERISH A MOST PAINFUL DEATH! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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You confuse me, young muffs....
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I should. Confusion is my specialty. Partially cos I'm confused most of the time. My confusion confuses. ;)
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I should. Confusion is my specialty. Partially cos I'm confused most of the time. My confusion confuses. ;)
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/638/21259is9.jpg)
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Wth?!?
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IF YOU DON'T YOU SHALL PERISH A MOST PAINFUL DEATH! MWAHAHAHAHA!
And I won't perish. New part up
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YELP! Off to read now...
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Is it just me or does Muffz remind you of Katy from /b/?
~D-Draw
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Is it just me or does Muffz remind you of Katy from /b/?
~D-Draw
Who is that?
Is it just me or does Muffz remind you of Katy from /b/?
~D-Draw
Muffz is cute.
Thank you, but I already knew that :D
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Is it just me or does Muffz remind you of Katy from /b/?
~D-Draw
Who is that?
Murk loar.
~D-Draw
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Is it just me or does Muffz remind you of Katy from /b/?
~D-Draw
Muffz is cute.
Potential is lacking of it.
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MORE STORY OR GTFO!
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was gonna post last night but got drawn into a deep convo with someone for over an hour. more tonight if ur good ;)
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IRL PEOPLE ARE STUPID! POST MOAR BOOKS!
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MOAR OR I WILL KILL YOU!
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IN YOUR SLEEP!
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BUT I'LL WAKE YOU UP RIGHT WHEN YOUR GETTING TO SLEEP TO DO IT!
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new bit up, sos for the delay
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like it
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moar now plaz
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YIPPEE! Write...moar...plz...
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I love the book - I can't wait for the arguments about gravity/general relativity....
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another page to be added hopefully before I leave tonight.
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if it isnt i will cut your face off. Then kiss it. :-* i love you
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if it isnt i will cut your face off. Then kiss it. :-* i love you
ooh, tough love. maybe I won't post a page just to experience the thrill of the knife going in...
I'm not a sadist, honestly...
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wtf would i use a knife for? Id use a rusty spoon. :D
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wtf would i use a knife for? Id use a rusty spoon. :D
Promises promises...
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I love you spaghetti. youre my friend. I miss raistypoo.
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OK, no rusty-spoon treatment. If any of you I've described so far dislike their physical descriptions (as short as they've been thus far) then just post one of 4 things for me to base you on, that goes for anyone not mentioned yet but would like to be in it:
1. A Photo of you
2. A simpson Avatar from http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/ or http://simpsonizeme.com/
3. A South Park Avatar http://www.sp-studio.de/
4. Any other human avatar creator such as
- http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.swf
- http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php
- http://www.thedollpalace.com/dollmaker/preview/index.php
etc
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Like this (http://public.tektek.org/img/av/m10/d19/16/064518.png) (http://tektek.org/avatar/5967284)
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OH.. those are so cute! You don't have to write me into your story though. or you could just write me in long enough to get eaten by polar bears, lol. Good chapter!
(http://public.tektek.org/img/av/m10/d19/18/7fad83.png) (http://tektek.org/avatar/5974270)
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These avatars are really cute!! Here is meh:
(http://public.tektek.org/img/av/m10/d19/23/508664.png) (http://tektek.org/avatar/5987591)
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(http://public.tektek.org/img/av/m10/d19/23/5fc549.png)
BOOYAH!
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It just got better, Chris. ;D
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Here's me as a South Park character.
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r137/SamuelLBronkowitz/southparkrowen.jpg)
oops ;D
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LIE!
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Well, my head's not really that big...
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yeah right
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I look baddass:
(http://public.tektek.org/img/av/m10/d20/16/400757.png) (http://tektek.org/avatar/6021944)
I really do walk around with 2 samurai swords on my back.
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course you do
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I do, it's a dangerous place where I live....
LOL.
I think I should be in the book as a bad guy - like a NASA Agent.
Agent Z.
That would be ace.
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Ooo the book does need NASA agent! Making up our names and killing us...*sigh* good times
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book or gtfo
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maybe tomorrow, just got back from sweden and am knackered tonight. Keep the avatars coming if theres any more?
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Maybe NASA agent could make up a ridiculous name in a not saying he killed that person and then they walk into the room saying "what?"
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Happy, Dann? Relatively short entry but got other stuff on my mind atm
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Yeah sorry Chris, didn't see this thread til after I posted.
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haha, don't worry. Merçi beaucoup pour les complimentelements (default French, add '-element' (pronounced ell-eh-mont) to anythingelement)
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YAY I get to go! :o not that my parents ever would give consent for me or Trekky, but squee! Nice work!
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yay.. good chapter. I love stuff like this.
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I'm still waiting for my ultra cool appearance as a Shades wearing NASA Agent, with a Samurai sword....
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haha, don't worry. Merçi beaucoup pour les complimentelements (default French, add '-element' (pronounced ell-eh-mont) to anythingelement)
compliment probably is a cognate.
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Oh, make my character stereotypically french, he has to be the french tom bishop, although an RE'er, si vous plaitelement.
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go delete your stupid comment in the book thread. OR I WILL CRY!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ryanlewisjones/PICT0137.jpg) <- there's me, for book purposes.
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you're very adorable. For real life purposes.
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I love being mentioned. And the description is pretty close. I have medium length brownish/blondish hair.
I love being mentioned. I am a narcissist.
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you're very adorable. For real life purposes.
do you have some purpose for me?
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you're very adorable. For real life purposes.
do you have some purpose for me?
yes. Hat modeling.
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you're very adorable. For real life purposes.
do you have some purpose for me?
yes. Hat modeling.
great, I love hats. When can I start?
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Did he tell you where he wants you to put the hat?
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hey, if it pays well, I don't care.
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Maybe... i want to put the hat on... his.... NOGGIN!
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hehhe noggin
Nice entry Chris, I love the book!
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Maybe... i want to put the hat on... his.... NOGGIN!
Lol what he didn't tell you is you're uniform is a pair of socks and the hat.
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Stripy toe socks that come up to your knees.
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Kinky. I wanna see him in those.
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when I get them, I'll post pics.
And oh yeah. Where is the next chapter of The Book?
I want to take out Bishop with a sniper rifle, already (it would give me so much satisfaction to even read it.)
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Might be one later today
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I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT CRISSY POO!
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ARGH STUPID FRAKKING COMPUTER! just finished the next bit, or nearly anyway, and the computer crashed!
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its ok lil buddy. I love you.
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Gurrrrzies I hate computer crashes! *pats Chris on back* It's gonna be otay.
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new page added despite my computer's desires to stop it, albeit a smaller one than I would have liked but I'm tired and tipsy
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Short and sweet. I can't wait till they get there :)
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Squeeness neither can I!
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gonna be ace...
all hell's gonna go off. It'll be like a Dan Brown novel.
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I demand that Saddam Hussein and/or NASA Agent become a character. Preferably both.
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I made a post about that in The Book, but Chris insisted I remove it. I apologize, oh mighty Spaghetti Man.
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'salright, m'dear. just makes reading harder if you have to traipse through loads of Out Of Character posts
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new bit up...2 in 2 days! I'm on a roll!
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u r adorably writtentastic!
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A Muffs and Tom Bishop conversation. LMAO!!! It would possibly be the best thing ever.
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u r adorably writtentastic!
erm, thank you! so good i get a new word! :D
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u r adorably writtentastic!
erm, thank you! so good i get a new word! :D
ED ZACHARY!
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This book just went from good to fantastic. I'm in it! Yay! ;)
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URGENT: The conspiracy is setting a trap! And there is a mole on the helicopter!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17875.msg313260
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Lol, nice work! Keep it up!
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URGENT: The conspiracy is setting a trap! And there is a mole on the helicopter!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17875.msg313260
I'm afraid your story bears no influence on mine.
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woohoo, I made the book.
Does that mean I'm officially part of flat earth literature?
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URGENT: The conspiracy is setting a trap! And there is a mole on the helicopter!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17875.msg313260
I'm afraid your story bears no influence on mine.
I'm afraid it does and you're wrong.
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I'm enjoying the book. Just wanted to let you know, Chris.
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Im your number one super fan. Just wanted you to know Chrissypie.
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Another great chapter :)
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I WANTS MOAR!
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Coming, honeys!
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Thank you, Spaghetti Lord.
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Thy Lord has granted thee another package of story. Enjoy thyselves.
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Another great addition! Although I felt that I should have been mentioned... No doubt I will be important later on, right?
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Another great addition! Although I felt that I should have been mentioned... No doubt I will be important later on, right?
Well you're riding with the main antagonist so yeah!
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Diego is the bad guy? The NASA spy? Cool. I get to be a henchman.
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Never said there would be only three in the cars ;)
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But I still get to be a bad guy, right?
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That was a chapter :D
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I WANTS MOAR!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME MOAR OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!
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This book is way better than Saddam's!
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That last chapter was great. ;D
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I thought a 'subtle' reminder of who the characters were based on was in order :)
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Masterchief, you have not been mentioned yet. I find this unacceptable. You have to say something about Australia not existing.
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I've specifically avoided mentioning all the explorers so I can drop people in from time to time! ^_^
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I think the book is crap on account of me not being in it, even though I've been on the forums longer than a third of the peeps in the book.
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I think the book is crap on account of me not being in it, even though I've been on the forums longer than a third of the peeps in the book.
If you mass-introduce a whole collection of characters at once, names and identities are lost on the reader. Don't worry, anyone who posts in the opinions page will get a mention!
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You will be mentioned, fear not. He has not mentioned you yet because you are not as amusing as some other people who have been mentioned.
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I'm changing my name, just to make it fun. ;D
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fine. I'll work around it.
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Will there be a shootout in the end? Because that would be cool. Very cool.
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And don't forget to keep Narc away from Muffs. ;D
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I try and keep him away from everyone! :D
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But I want a shootout! Or better yet, a fight scene.
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There will be much drama on the way to the Rim
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I think the book is crap on account of me not being in it, even though I've been on the forums longer than a third of the peeps in the book.
You registered the same day I did. ;D
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I've been here for almost exactly a year now. ;D
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You registered the same day I did. ;D
Ha, I'm seven hours older than you are! Hello, my almost-twin.
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There has to be a fight and/or shoot-out at some point. If there is not I will be angry.
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The Book lacks quixotic....
Lameo Relaxo ::)
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quixotic and rick should be with Masterchief arguing over the existence of Australia.
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That was a chapter :D
lol.. I meant to put good in front of chapter.
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classic chapter ...also...dongs...
I laughed.
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I'm not in it :(
But I lolled at "also dongs".
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I like that my character is mysterious. It adds an air of...well mystery, to him.
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Is there any chance I could have a cameo appearance?
Maybe someone picks up a cheese muffin and says "wait its not a muffin, its joff!" Then the joff muffin turns out to be a government spy robot which flies away with gayers noodles.
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Be silent. I WANTS MOAR OF THE BOOK!!!!! GIVE ME MORE OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!
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I like that my character is mysterious. It adds an air of...well mystery, to him.
my character is more mysterious.
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My character would be more mysterious if someone decided to put him in the novel. I mean, a robot muffin. Seriously, how awesome am I?
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I guess. But I still want MOAR.
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Wo-wo-wo-wowzers. I like.
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You know what I'd like? MOAR. It's been four days since the last chapter. I am not amused! >:(
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So it's another chapter you be wanting, eh?
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Another bit is added
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aw crap. im gay. :o
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Manlurv! Too funny.
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OMG THE BOOK SUSPENSE *LEGASPERZ!*
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aw crap. im gay. :o
I'm not happy about this development either. Shouldn't it have been Raist that dann went back to see?
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I'm not in it again.
I'm disappointed....
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I STILL WANTS MOAR! MANLURV DOES NOT AMUSE ME!
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aw crap. im gay. :o
I'm not happy about this development either. Shouldn't it have been Raist that dann went back to see?
Thought it was roundy...sorry my bad. 2 secs...
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aw crap. im gay. :o
I'm not happy about this development either. Shouldn't it have been Raist that dann went back to see?
shut up and be flattered
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Just as long as they start driving on the ice soon.
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next 2 or three posts
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That's too long! Chrissetti, why have you betrayed me!?
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just spotted the monty python reference, "Nudge-nudge wink-wink"
I love teh Python.
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Say no more.
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just spotted the monty python reference, "Nudge-nudge wink-wink"
I love teh Python.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
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Hey, a new chapter! "The man, the legend"? WTF? Where's Saddam?
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I love the book. And i had a lurv scene!!!!!!!
booyah.
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Having a lurv scene is not good when it's with another man.
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It is when it is dann played by vinn Deisal. I'm played by owen wilson.
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Vin Diesel or not, man lurv is man lurv. Frankly, I am not impressed.
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I'm not in it, again, disappointed...
Who is this Observer chief?
Is it Daniel?
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W00t w00t I lurv The Book! MOAR PLZ.
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Great chapter.. I love that the fighting keeps going and going.. they're about to make the discovery of a lifetime and they keep punching each other.
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I still want MOAR.
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I'm not in it, again, disappointed...
Who is this Observer chief?
Is it Daniel?
All may or may not become clear.
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briiliant!!
I'll call you if I'm in Brum..
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will you call me if you're in my neck of the woods.
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I'm not in it, again, disappointed...
Who is this Observer chief?
Is it Daniel?
That would be stupid if it was Daniel. Daniel Is like... the power behind the shadows. He is like tom bishops puppet master. HE PULLS THE STRINGS! HE CREATED THE SITE! Daniel brought us all together. I love him!!! Also... I am him.
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Another bit tonight, I started writing it last night but got too tired to finish
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will you call me if you're in my neck of the woods.
sure
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I'm not in it, again, disappointed...
Who is this Observer chief?
Is it Daniel?
That would be stupid if it was Daniel. Daniel Is like... the power behind the shadows. He is like tom bishops puppet master. HE PULLS THE STRINGS! HE CREATED THE SITE! Daniel brought us all together. I love him!!! Also... I am him.
O RLY????????
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New page up. Have a read, let me know what you think :)
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Would you quit with the cliffhangers already??
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*evil grin* gotta have something to keep the punters hooked
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Good chapter.. I hope there's a Yeti sighting eventually :P
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Who is this mysterious person? Daniel? Cheesejoff? Masterchief? WHO? GIVE ME MOAR OR GIVE ME DEATH!
(Preferably moar)
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meh. I'm still not in it.
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SUSPENSE! AGAIN! OMG! SQUEE!
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I feel the suspenseful tug
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Excellent work!
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;D Neato!
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It's been a few days now. Give me MOAR or I will stalk you.
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International terrorist stalkers, o joy!
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I am not a terrorist! I am merely an ousted dictator who's supposed to be dead.
I think Chrissetti should go into my background in The Book. The way I was introduced made it seem as though I wasn't really Saddam. Tom Bishop should talk about it:
"Saddam here had his death faked by the conspiracy, to further their nefarious agenda...."
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I am not a terrorist! I am merely an ousted dictator who's supposed to be dead.
I think Chrissetti should go into my background in The Book. The way I was introduced made it seem as though I wasn't really Saddam. Tom Bishop should talk about it:
"Saddam here had his death faked by the conspiracy, to further their nefarious agenda...."
Nah, I'll pass... ;D
Another bit soon, though!
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Loving it
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Give MOAR.
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Give MOAR.
Done, just a short one 'cos I'm tired but hopefully enough to whet your appetite
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YAY. We have come to the home of the mods.
And are looking for A) the shadow object, B) the antimoon, or C) something dumb we don't care about.
If it's the shadow object story hint it scares me.
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YAY. We have come to the home of the mods.
And are looking for A) the shadow object, B) the antimoon, or C) something dumb we don't care about.
If it's the shadow object story hint it scares me.
It's something brought up as a possibility on a FE a long while ago which may, or may not be connected with the shadow object
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Another cliffhanger >:( lol
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well that's gay.
I want shadow object ftw!!!!
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Another cliffhanger >:( lol
I need to leave it on a cliffhanger so i remember to update it, otherwise I get bored if I finish a scene completely
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:D Nice job, keep writing!
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Just finished the part where they land at the SnowFox observatory.
I loved the description of the SnowFox emblem!
LOL:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4113/tempsj6.png)
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When he described the firefox thing i lawled.
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I still want lurk moar. Why is there no Saddam?
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Another cliffhanger >:( lol
I need to leave it on a cliffhanger so i remember to update it, otherwise I get bored if I finish a scene completely
I hope you don't get bored with it, because it is quite entertaining.
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I hope he doesn't get bored with it until I die
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I still want moar. My recommendation is that we declare war on Chrissetti. The war shall not end until The Book is complete.
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Just finished the part where they land at the SnowFox observatory.
I loved the description of the SnowFox emblem!
LOL:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4113/tempsj6.png)
Haha, I'm glad people picked up the firefox reference :D
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Just finished the part where they land at the SnowFox observatory.
I loved the description of the SnowFox emblem!
LOL:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4113/tempsj6.png)
That pic is ACE!!!!
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Lol, this is going great, Chris!! I'm a writer and majored in English; you have a nice writing style. Easy on the "eyes." :-*
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Lol, this is going great, Chris!! I'm a writer and majored in English; you have a nice writing style. Easy on the "eyes." :-*
Thanks :D I never took English beyond GCSE level (16 y/o end-of-school exams) and I just muddle through.
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how frustrating, I had another bit all lined up to post and BAM my internet goes and dies a death on me. Stupid crappy telewest broadband
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how frustrating, I had another bit all lined up to post and BAM my internet goes and dies a death on me. Stupid crappy telewest broadband
:'(
I've had that happen several times.
Maybe if you finish this and it gets enough popularity for a sticky, I could give you some minor assistance with grammar. :)
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Darn you, internet! Darn you to heck!
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I just know I've got a juicy passage coming up. I can feel it.
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Suspense vibes! Woop woop!
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Want MOAR.
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Patience, grasshopper. It's a goddamn virtue.
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New bit. Enjoy my little chickwaaans
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Cybele?
SWEETNESS!!!!
I can't wait!
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*claps* Meesa likes!
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Grand!
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Let me foreshadow. "Cybele" can refer to one of three things:
The Greek goddess:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybele
The asteroid:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65_Cybele
The "Eternals" comic book character:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybele_%28comics%29
But what does it mean?
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The shadow object. I KNEW IT.
Chris Spaghetti why are you trying to scare me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Originally a Phrygian goddess, Cybele (Greek: Κυβέλη) was a deification of the Earth Mother who was worshipped in Anatolia from Neolithic times.
the best clue you're getting
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Good job on the new chapter :)
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The round Earth will be floating off the edge of the Flat Earth, with the exact same thing going on.
My guess.
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OR NO!!! THE ROUND EARTH IS THE SHADOW OBJECT!!!!!!
YES!
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:o
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Chrissetti is posting right now in The Book!
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REALLY?!?!
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n0 w@y 0mg 4h w4nn@ re4d !7 n0w 17$ t3h $w337n3$$
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Really. Check "Who's Online" if you don't believe me.
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Wait... never mind. He logged off.
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u b4$7@rd
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Hey! I resent that!
In the meantime, read this:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18219.msg323919
And post your opinions here:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18220.0
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Chrissetti is posting right now in The Book!
You're right, I was until guess what? Yup, my internet broke again.
ah well c'est la vie, there's another bit up now, albeit a short one
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Write the story in word or something first so when your internet screws up, you still have the story.
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Two updates in one day! Nice! And I'm glad we've finally gotten past the whole "Chrissetti and Gayer" stuff. I don't read The Book for a love story. I read it for me!
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I'm simply building up sub-plots :)
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Like a lurv scene between you and Gayer? That would be amazing. It must be graphic.
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we'll see ;)
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Hooray!
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Just read last two posts! It's great; keep writing!
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Like a lurv scene between you and Gayer? That would be amazing. It must be graphic.
:o
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i wanna be over protective of mufferstillzkins in the book. She is a lil tyke and hyper. Like people are.
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Like a lurv scene between you and Gayer? That would be amazing. It must be graphic.
:o
You'd enjoy it, wouldn't you? Sheesh.
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i wanna be over protective of mufferstillzkins in the book. She is a lil tyke and hyper. Like people are.
It's weird, thats exactly the aim I was going for with Muffs and her protectors.
will she need them?
we'll see ;)
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i am a genius! i should get to write every 13th chapter
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will she need them?
If Narc is there, then of course she will.
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Narc should turn down a girl and hit on muffz. That's classic narc. Then dann should punch him in the face.
Then on to dann's and my graphic man lurv scene. Gayer can come too.
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No! The majority of us are not gay. We do not want a graphic man lurv scene.
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No gayer will join. It will be a three way.
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Okay, but that still leaves the problem of two men. Frankly, one is too many. It should be between Gayer and Muffs. Then Gayer gets arrested for statutory rape. Funny.
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No, icky. She's like 12. :-X
Narc junior.
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13, not 12. And I respect and admire Narc.
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Oh you're narcs alt account. Roight?
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Oh, hell no. I was kidding. Narc was a retarded troll. I'm glad we're rid of him. Speaking of which, I'm glad his role in The Book is limited to comic relief.
On a change of subject:
You may remember my thread where I exposed Gulliver as a conspiracy agent. Well, sort of:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17404.0
A plot twist: Gulliver is actually working for the conspiracy. He is skilled in hand-to-hand combat and weaponry, he is trying to discredit the FET, and stop the Ice Wall expedition. Perfect.
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new twist to the book... dann can turn into a BEAR!!! but not a polar bear... a black bear.... cuz he gots soul!
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That would make it unrealistic.
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yo momma be uinrealistic moobs.
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:o
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Unrealistically HAWT.
I'd tap that.
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You sure about that? Okay:
(http://www.freewebs.com/craaaaazi/fat%20woman.jpg)
Go right ahead.
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You'd almost have to tap that and get it on tape. That is something to brag about.
I got THIS drunk.
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You're going to have a bad headache in the morning.
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To be drunk enough to hit that you would have to be near death that night and in the hospital the next morning.
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Near death? You certainly would be near death after that. I can imagine myself crawling in humiliation to the hospital, ribs smashed, spine snapped...
Chrissetti's gonna be mad when he checks in in the morning and finds his thread's been hijacked.
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Shhhh we won't tell him.
Quick talk about the book.
Pretentious and cliched i'd say.
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It'll get better when I start making more appearances.
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It'll be better when I save everyone with my owen wilson like good looks. We could be twins.
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I'll take your word for it.
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obviously, I'm going to kill Tom Bishop. By injecting him with AIDS, in his sleep.
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That's code for sticking it up his but and giving him aids in his sleep.
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obviously, I'm going to kill Tom Bishop. By injecting him with AIDS, in his sleep.
sleep rape is bad.
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obviously, I'm going to kill Tom Bishop. By injecting him with AIDS, in his sleep.
sleep rape is bad.
Rape five.
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That's code for sticking it up his but and giving him aids in his sleep.
well, you can figure out the details, as long as he dies.
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and u called man lurv gay. ::)
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i'm not gay, just willing to make a sacrifice for the good of humanity.
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My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right, two, three, damn, damn, two, three, I am vexed and ratty. ( shake fists ) Two, three, and hopping mad. ( stamp feet)
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do you needs a kisses ? :-*
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Why are you angry?
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Is it because we wrecked your opinion page? It's all Raist's fault.
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wrecked is hardly the word. lol
Another bit soon, I've got a juicy bit for later in my head
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I can hardly wait. I AM EXCITED FOR MOAR!
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I'm also excited, particularly if I'm in it... *wink*
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You, in The Book? Hmmm...what role will you have? You'll probably be working for Tom Bishop.
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no way. cheesjoff is my hero. he cant be evil.
Also... Evil toothpaste should make a cameo. I just decided this Now.... because he is most interesting.
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I want MOAR.
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If I can actually have a speaking part in the book I might consider a sticky...
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lol.. abuse of power!!
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And if I can have a speaking part, I will sticky.
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My sticky trumps your sticky.
Wow, that sounds really dirty.
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C'mon, Chrissetti, where are you?
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debating whether to go in the shower....
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C'mon, Chrissetti, where are you?
Just finishing the next bit of Book
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Is it because we wrecked your opinion page? It's all Raist's fault.
Lies and slander. You told me to. You also agreed we wouldn't tell.
What about nam? we went through all that and you rat on me?
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this installment of the book has spice.
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hurrah!!!
I'm a sleazebag!
I love it.
I stickied.
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hurrah!!!
I'm a sleazebag!
I love it.
I stickied.
Glad you like your role ;)
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hurrah!!!
I'm a sleazebag!
I love it.
I stickied.
Glad you like your role ;)
I like it, as long as I get fleshed out a bit in later scenes.
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Disclaimer: Z has never in his life walked up to a woman that he doesn't know and said "Hey babe." Nor does he sneer. All events in "The Book" are fictional and in no way reflect this character's real personality.
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Except he IS a rapist. Listen to The Whitest Kids You Know's new song about him and his life.
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well, yeah. But it's not my fault, it's X that's the rapist.
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I thought he was a sissy that slept with fat chicks.
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forcibly sleeps with fat chicks.
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How forcible do you have to be with fat chicks? Most people have to turn them down repeatedly.
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I like the update. But if Agent Z gets to talk, I think I should too. >:(
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I don't want a speaking role.. I just want to either be attacked and killed by a polar bear or fall into a crevasse, OR off the edge.
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I just want a role! Any role! Of all the people in The Book, I hold the gold medal for being featured the least!
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The movie The Golden COmpass has battlin' polar bears in armor. can the ice wall polar bears have armor?
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polar bears in the antarctic?
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I like the new installment! ;D
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polar bears in the antarctic?
ED ZACHARY!
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polar bears in the antarctic?
Duh! They were brought in by the conspiracy to protect the Ice Wall.
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polar bears in the antarctic?
Duh! They were brought in by the conspiracy to protect the Ice Wall.
Them and talking snow men. Frost said it "i'll be back...."
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Actually, I'm hoping there will be real Ice Wall guards there. It would be an awesome climax.
Speaking of which, you know what would suck? If they go across Antarctica, there's no Ice Wall or anything, and Tom Bishop is just like, "Oh, shit. I was wrong. The earth is actually round. Okay everyone, go home."
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Oh, shit. I was wrong. The earth is actually round. Okay everyone, go home.
LOL.
"Tom, we just passed the South Pole."
"Fuck...just keep walking till we hit a wall. We'll make it up as we go along."
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When Chrissetti next logs on, someone ask him if we can assume that if for all intents and purposes for The Book, the Earth is in fact flat.
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When Chrissetti next logs on, someone ask him if we can assume that if for all intents and purposes for The Book, the Earth is in fact flat.
That might ruin the plot. It's an adventure.
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Whatever the shape is, it will be discovered bit-by-bit skit-by-skit
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I STILL WANT MOAR!
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YEA! BOOK TOO GOOD TO WAIT LONGER!
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WE WANT MOAR!!!
BREAK DOWN CHRISSETTI'S DOOR!
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IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS! GIVE MOAR OR DIE!
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GIVE US MOAR OR GIVE
US CHRISSETTI DEATH!!!
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If I don't get MOAR I'm going to kill Trekky!
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I haven't been following this thread, but does anybody else agree that it's time for a new chapter? ???
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Hell yes! It's been three days!
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THREE
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FUCKING
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DAYS!!!11!1!!!!11!
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I've got a gun. Unless we get an update, FAST, then I'm going to start shooting. And I'm gonna start with YOU.
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Me? What did I do? :(
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Yes, that's right. I'm going to shoot YOU. I just feel like blaming you for the big delay.
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But it's not my fault! I want him to put a new chapter up too!
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I don't. In fact, I killed Chris Spaghetti to prevent him from finishing the book. >:(
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No, I killed him for making me a sleezeball
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'sup homies.
new bit comin' soon!
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*anticipates*
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Not good enough! I want MOAR now!
*shoots Roundy dead*
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check out where I'm looking. see? I haven't forgotten my loyal disciples
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Woohoo! Another update! Saddam is appeased. For now.
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Loved the reference to Tron, Chris.
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'sup homies.
new bit comin' soon!
OMG, he's a Zombie!
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New section, and the first to start fleshing out back-stories
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YES! I LOVE YOU CHRISSETTI! I AM THE SECRET NASA AGENT!
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YES! I LOVE YOU CHRISSETTI! I AM A SECRET NASA AGENT!
fixed
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Interesting...implies that there is more than one agent. I like the update nevertheless.
Also, by confirming there is a conspiracy, doesn't this also mean you just confirmed the Earth is flat?
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or... did he nOT confirm a conspiracy!!! :o
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All I implied was that a man named Saddam has been hired to research the FET. The reasons are unknown even to him
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The reasons should be known to me. I deserve to know everything.
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Squeeness good job!
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I like the turn the story is taking :)
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WANT MOAR.
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You is greedy!
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Come on! I'm introduced as a NASA Agent and there's a big long suspenseful pause. I am justified in my plea for MOAR.
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Whatever. As long as im an american action hero style ninja pirate mercanary genius cuddlebear then i will be alright. Oh, and i must be the prettiest of them all.
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When will the arbitrary deaths begin? I want to die horribly yet bravely. PERHAPS saving the pretty pretty Dann's life.
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Or playing tag and falling off the edge.
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Come on! I'm introduced as a NASA Agent and there's a big long suspenseful pause. I am justified in my plea for MOAR.
There's a file sitting on my work computer named FES- The Next Bit.doc but i couldn't share it with the great people on this forum 'cos our servers have blown up and I don't have my memory stick. we'll see about tomorrow
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Very well. I will grudgingly wait.
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I like the new part of the book. I wonder what my backstory will be...
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I like kisses.
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Someone say something!
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New bit maybe tonight. it will distract me nicely from coursework
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Yippee!
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Want MOAR.
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Chris is a LIAR! The book is already finished and published, and now it is spamming my inbox!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Masterchief2219/TheBook.png)
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Gasp! Chrissetti PLAGIARIZED someone else!
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Gasp! Chrissetti PLAGIARIZED someone else!
I resent that
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Get back to work, Chrissetti! Saddam is impatient!
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it's half-2 i'm too tired. tomorrow
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Want MOAR.
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Greedy greedy
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A great idea: Gulliver really is disabled, in a wheelchair, dying, hired by the conspiracy, etc.
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And we all spit on him and tell him he's wrong and the Earth is flat, as he dies of a fatal heart attack. That would be the best ending to the book.
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Want MOAR. It was supposed to be updated today.
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GODDAMIT!!!!!!! MOAR BOOK!!!
CYBER PICKET SIGNS!!
(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/9/f_tempm_4a39825.png)
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(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/9/f_tempm_4a39825.png)
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(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/9/f_tempm_4a39825.png)
We're all picketing for the book. Good idea trekky.
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(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/9/f_tempm_4a39825.png)
Let's keep on going!
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(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/9/f_tempm_4a39825.png)
This pic is win.
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I say we slow down before engy gives us the old [/thread].
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You can dissassemble the picket line now. please? If you lynch me, it will never be finished, unless I allow The Stan Ellis Experiment to finish it
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woo I always look good in this book ;D
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woo I always look good in this book ;D
Can't have an ugly leading actress!
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well thats true. So are we gonna get it on in the book?
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wait and see ;)
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Oh I can't wait! :(
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I'm sure you can! anticipation heightens the climax after all
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we're gonna climax? :o
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I refer the right honourable lady to my earlier comment; wait and see ;)
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Bah you're no fun >:(
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I can tell you that several characters die, not all of them in accidents either
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Do I kill anyone?
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Do I kill anyone?
possibly
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*lives in hope*
Bah hate searching for accommodation >:(
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you moving out then? is that in Finland or back in Blighty?
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Back in Blighty. Can I come live with you?
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I think it would be pretty cool if we encountered Gulliver in a wheelchair and stuff...and then he dies.
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Back in Blighty. Can I come live with you?
Woo! She's comin' home! Come live in Brum, we're all really nice, honest!
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I eagerly await the graphic sex scene between Chrissetti and Gayer.
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What is Dann doing anyway?
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That's implied in the latest addition. 2 posts in 1 day, am I mad?!
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He was having man love with Raist. Is this a sub-plot? Dann struggling with his gay temptations?
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OH I thought he was in his room man lurving himself and Raist was with Gayer.
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You would think that.
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Reading and injoying the installments, Chris. Is flat Mars making it into the plot?
*edit* enjoying
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That would be a great sequel.
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hmm, a flat mars book...
we'll see
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Will the people who die in the Flat Earth book come back from the dead for the Flat Mars book, or will it be a prequel?
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Back in Blighty. Can I come live with you?
Woo! She's comin' home! Come live in Brum, we're all really nice, honest!
Hmm I don;t remember people being nice in Brum....
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Back in Blighty. Can I come live with you?
Woo! She's comin' home! Come live in Brum, we're all really nice, honest!
Hmm I don;t remember people being nice in Brum....
I'm nice
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(I am so not gay. but its ok. Ill be gay... for art... then i will kill someone.
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(I am so not gay. but its ok. Ill be gay... for art... then i will kill someone.
I hve to have a gay guy in this so that everyone isn't white, middle class and straight (apart from Saddam)
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Woohoo! Saddam!
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Woohoo! Saddam!
the token 'ethnic' character lol. Nah, you're more important than that
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Back in Blighty. Can I come live with you?
Woo! She's comin' home! Come live in Brum, we're all really nice, honest!
Hmm I don;t remember people being nice in Brum....
I'm nice
so you'll let me live with you?
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(I am so not gay. but its ok. Ill be gay... for art... then i will kill someone.
I hve to have a gay guy in this so that everyone isn't white, middle class and straight (apart from Saddam)
Can i at least be Bi-sexual? Maybe you can let Space Cowgirl gimme a bit of that ol' mouth lovin. Or, you can represent me as my true race, American Indian. Then your problem is solved.
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(I am so not gay. but its ok. Ill be gay... for art... then i will kill someone.
I hve to have a gay guy in this so that everyone isn't white, middle class and straight (apart from Saddam)
Can i at least be Bi-sexual? Maybe you can let Space Cowgirl gimme a bit of that ol' mouth lovin. Or, you can represent me as my true race, American Indian. Then your problem is solved.
We could tag team Space Cowgirl. w00t.
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(I am so not gay. but its ok. Ill be gay... for art... then i will kill someone.
I hve to have a gay guy in this so that everyone isn't white, middle class and straight (apart from Saddam)
Can i at least be Bi-sexual? Maybe you can let Space Cowgirl gimme a bit of that ol' mouth lovin. Or, you can represent me as my true race, American Indian. Then your problem is solved.
We could tag team Space Cowgirl. w00t.
Double woot.
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:o
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God gave you two holes for a reason. ::)
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You slut.
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she has three holes.
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lol.. I was going to say that but I figured he'd figure that out on his own someday.
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I know, I just find one of them dirty on all women.
(their mouth. Booyall.)
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Still lovin the book Chris. I've got a funny feeling I'm gonna die.
But, I know it'll be such a great and tragic death that it will make me a revered hero. Like, dying to save Muffz. Or something.
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You're a bad guy. Like me. We swagger.
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And are sodomized at the end. HARD.
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Holy shit, no! What are you smoking?
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That's what happens. Chris told me last night when he was drunk.
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When you were making man love with him?
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Chris, update the book please....
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Chris, update the book please....
OK. It's coming up to one of the bits I was looking forward to, revving up the Ice Cruisers for the 1st time
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Yes! I'm looking forward to it.
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Tonight it should be ready, I've only got an intermittent Internet connection here at work, the servers are still messed up
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When you were making man love with him?
I don't do that in real life. Only as a fictitious character.
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Just like I don't walk up to girls and say "Hey babe"
well, actually, I do do that. Wait. What?
[Lord Z is currently unavailable. Please try again later]
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New section added and the full ensemble is revealed. Everyone from the 'last call' thread is in it and a few others. I might be convionced to make 1 or 2 changes in the next day or so, otherwise it's time for me to start making the remainder of the character sheets
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erm how come Gulliver is in both car 4 and car 6?
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Because he rocks.
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Car 6 is da bomb, word up.
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Woohoo I'm in the book!! I can tell by the group I'm with that we are gonna die!!
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Woohoo I'm in the book!! I can tell by the group I'm with that we are gonna die!!
Not to worry, car 6 to the rescue! If it doesn't crash first.
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All right, I like this layout!
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erm how come Gulliver is in both car 4 and car 6?
bollocks, is he? recommendations for his replacement?
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Mr. Ireland! He didnt get to appear.
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HEY EVERYONE! AN UPDATE IS COMING!
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Car number 2 ftw.
We better kill some conspiracy agents. Look at our layout, straight up homicidal.
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HEY EVERYONE! AN UPDATE IS COMING!
slight edit, i need to make sure I know the characters first. new page coming in the next day or so, though
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If there are guns, know I love them. Also I am slightly distracted by shiny things. (also drugs are fun but not too often) and Lasers and such are like porn to me. I love anything that 'splodes.
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If there are guns, know I love them. Also I am slightly distracted by shiny things. (also drugs are fun but not too often) and Lasers and such are like porn to me. I love anything that 'splodes.
wee gotta love the gun-nut! Also, only some of the character sheets will appear on the other page, to keep essential people's place in the story a secret.
just cos someone doesn't appear there doesn't mean they're NASA agents btw.
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I dont get what the character sheets thing is. Am i sposed to fill one out?
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I dont get what the character sheets thing is. Am i sposed to fill one out?
nononono it's for my reference.
they'll be saved locally when I can be arsed
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So... i CANT fill one out? then why did you do the format? *cries* Im scurred
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So... i CANT fill one out? then why did you do the format? *cries* Im scurred
you can if you want...not that it will make much difference
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confusion gone
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well... you do it. then i will yell at you if it isnt right. if thats alright.
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ive hard-drived em
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you are WONDERFUL! now show me mine pwease.
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Squee, I just read the last three posts! I'm excited!
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COME ON! It's been so long, I want MOAR.
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If you're good, maybe later on ;) I'll do a big one as my FES Xmas present!
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Yippee!
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I'm bored. Want MOAR now.
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the book is failing! Oh noes... Say it aint soes...
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sorry, I've been really busy lately, but it might get updated tonight cos I really can't be bothered to go out tonight
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Hooray!
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It's tonight. Want MOAR. Give MOAR now.
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moar available for your viewing pleasure
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Good chapter.. I liked the "complete nonsense" near the end :)
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Yeah same! I can't wait to see what'll it'll be like with Trekky, TB, and me in the same vehicle.
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Excellent. Yah know... i have a cdl... :-)
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I can't wait to see me mids and Engy kicking alien/polarbear/conspiracy agent/mutant penguin hum hybrid butt. (i'm prepared for all twists.)
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How does the Rowbotham Institute afford all these things?
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How does the Rowbotham Institute afford all these things?
Mafia connections?
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Conspiracy defectors that blackmail the conspiracy. I told you it was possible. This book proves it.
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How does the Rowbotham Institute afford all these things?
To be revealed...but keep the ideas coming!
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I squirm in suspense. Want MOAR. There had better be a HUGE Christmas update.
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the 'The Book' Christmas special is in the works.
be excited
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new page up. a pretty big one this time. 2 pages on word
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Awesome chapter!
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Agreed. Vuffz happay.
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Best line of the chapter:
...and car nine apparently hopelessly lost somewhere to the East of the rest of the pack, everyone else was helpfully pitching in with direction advice three people were saying left another two offering right and the rest alternating between left, right, forwards and penis.
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lol glad you liked it
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Hate to be a nitpicker. lol. But huge engines tend to never stall. But since they are special cars I know nothing about I'll assume you are right.
Great chapter.
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Hate to be a nitpicker. lol. But huge engines tend to never stall. But since they are special cars I know nothing about I'll assume you are right.
Great chapter.
suspend your disbelief! :D
And merry Christmas to all 'The Book' readers
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I still want MOAR.
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Want MOAR Saddam.
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another bit and another section to be updated later. I'm on fire.
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Great chapter! I sense things are about to get really exciting.
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I would totally do the me in this book. Im hot.
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Good chapter!
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Gulliver be funny. Does he get a death scene?
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Gulliver be funny. Does he get a death scene?
;)
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Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story
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Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story
It's a good read, Chris! Are you going to think about publishing it when you conclude it?
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Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story
It's a good read, Chris! Are you going to think about publishing it when you conclude it?
Hmm... it's an idea... I'd have to clean it up a lot first though...
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WHERE IS GAYER'S AND CHRIS'S SEX SCENE??!?!
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Would you have me climax (pun intended) a sub-plot so early?
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
But have they?
It's only implied after all...
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
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And waving your magic wands.
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I still think I would make a great enigmatic variable of needlessly cryptic clues and undetermined loyalties.
I could envision a whole scene around Trekky's Sister's misunderstanding of what "Waterboarding" really is too.
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nice entries chris spaghetti...
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Hooray! I am an intriguing character.
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I'm not even a bad guy. :(
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How do you know? :o
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In Chris' book, stupid.
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You could be a traitor all along. No one ever suspected you.
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That's what I'm saying... "undetermined loyalties"... They know I'm working for the conspiracy, but why am I helping them? What's my game? Am I a rogue agent or am I just leading them into a trap?
But see, I'm not even in the book.
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I like book.
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.
or maybe we were making a friendly wager on who would have a threesome with gayer and cowgirl. Hmmmm? You guys ever think of that?
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Yes...No...
Well Raist and Dann have already done it! Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.
or maybe we were making a friendly wager on who would have a threesome with gayer and cowgirl. Hmmmm? You guys ever think of that?
Exactly. Although unfortunately we both won that bet. We both had a threesome with space cowgirl and gayer, though you did it a week before me so you get the money.
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You're both lying. That was me.
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don't me and space cowgirl get a say in this?
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don't me and space cowgirl get a say in this?
As women, No.
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well thats not fair :(
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Since I may or may not be evil I may or may not have to save both of you.
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don't me and space cowgirl get a say in this?
dont worry. itll be fun.
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Since I may or may not be evil I may or may not have to save both of you.
that may or may not be nice
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Since I may or may not be evil I may or may not have to save both of you.
that may or may not be nice
exactly! or not exactly.
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Indeed or outdeed
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don't me and space cowgirl get a say in this?
They have magic wands, OR that's what they said they were when they showed them to me. WE'RE DOOMED. UNLESS Santa is not evil, his wand is more magicier than theirs. If he's evil he'll probably record the threesome and use the DVDs as stocking stuffers next year.
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I think we're doomed...
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some of you are
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Am I? :(
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We could team up and do much evil... or good.
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I hope my death is much better in this book than it was in the other one. >:(
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I hope so too
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I love you all.
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I want MOAR. Give MOAR or gtfo.
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I want MOAR. Give MOAR or gtfo.
Your bed side manners are much to be desired :P
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Come on! I find the suspense unacceptable.
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Actually, Chris, I wouldn't mind seeing more of this either. (whether I'm in it or not). You're doing a great job with it.
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I want me to be in it more.
I want a backstory, too. And I want to find out why the hell I'm with D-Draw.
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It's because your character is a swaggering sleazebag who makes crude innuendos towards women. Much like Diego.
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Another bit brewing as we speak...
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Saddam is eager! GIVE GIVE GIVE!
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I want it to be perfect by the time it's posted on the board
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L'apres page de la cahier est voilai
(he said in terrible French, but basically the next page of The Book is a-go-go)
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The journey has begun! I'm so excited! I want there to be a huge battle with lots of people getting killed.
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It just occured to me, this thread could be on its way to becoming one of the "Top 10" threads by replies.
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A storm is coming! I love storms, err.. I think I sense my death approaching.
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You sense correctly. I now want MOAR.
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You're not writing this book >:(
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You sense correctly. I now want MOAR.
maybe later if I get totally bored with calculating contour lines for a college assignment
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Yippee! Saddam is filled with excitement.
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As is Muffs.
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Thanks for including me in the story, Chris!
(By the way, I know it's a semi-unimportant detail, but I don't support the midnight sun/ice crystal hypothesis, I simply refuse to believe it actually occurs. The midnight sun is part-hoax, part-hallucination).
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I do not believe in the LEZZ theory. I believe in the theory of MOAR.
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Thanks for including me in the story, Chris!
(By the way, I know it's a semi-unimportant detail, but I don't support the midnight sun/ice crystal hypothesis, I simply refuse to believe it actually occurs. The midnight sun is part-hoax, part-hallucination).
But it's the explanation that Tom Bishop uses and since he was describing it, I thought it was best to use his theory
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OMG! Chris is posting in The Book RIGHT NOW!
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Oh, wait. He...stopped.
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New 'The Book' page! In which our heroes find themselves in a spot of bother
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You scared me in the last installment, I thought Dann was going to die! :o
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I just realised I'd better start saving this locally. It's over 30 Word pages long and exists only on an internet forum. Time to back up I feel.
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Yes. Definitely back this baby up. On your hard drive, a usb drive, and something not stored at your house or near the FES servers in case of large scale disasters.
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Yes. Definitely back this baby up. On your hard drive, a usb drive, and something not stored at your house or near the FES servers in case of large scale disasters.
On some low-orbit satellite?
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Back them up with some hard copies, too.
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You scared me in the last installment, I thought Dann was going to die! :o
SO DID I!!! My heart was racing. Excellent installment.
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Yes. Definitely back this baby up. On your hard drive, a usb drive, and something not stored at your house or near the FES servers in case of large scale disasters.
On some low-orbit satellite?
Hmmmm laser encrypted into a diamond placed into orbit in a bank vault style satellite should do. Nearly indestructible.
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Gayer needs to wash her mouth out. Even more than usual. The foul swearwords in this addition made me tremble. I thought this would be an entertaining family read. My hopes are crushed.
I kid. Nice new part.
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Very exciting. You brought the danger to life, I thought someone was going to die.
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Gayer needs to wash her mouth out. Even more than usual. The foul swearwords in this addition made me tremble. I thought this would be an entertaining family read. My hopes are crushed.
I kid. Nice new part.
'Oh damn' or 'rats' didn't seem to convey the true emotion of the event
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i want more book
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I want MOAR too.
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Our hunger for book not satisfied.
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I enjoy my character. He is full of mystery and intrigue.
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Our hunger for book not satisfied.
It still won't be, even after it has passed the 1000 page mark
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When will the shootout between the explorers and the Ice Wall guards begin? I want action. Give MOAR now.
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When will the shootout between the explorers and the Ice Wall guards begin? I want action. Give MOAR now.
A shootout? How predictable....
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But the Ice Wall is guarded, right? They can just fire on the explorers and kill them all. Unless Tom Bishop can reveal his gunslinging skills in time to save everyone.
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But the Ice Wall is guarded, right? They can just fire on the explorers and kill them all. Unless Tom Bishop can reveal his gunslinging skills in time to save everyone.
All will be revealed.
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GAH TEH SUSPENSFULNESS WAHH!
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SADDAM DEMANDS MOAR!
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SADDAM DEMANDS MOAR!
Saddam will get MOAR. soon
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I have a question. Why was there this:
Diego looked pleased at having acquired a man simply named 'Z' in his car, along with an Arab possibly ironically called 'Saddam'.
Were they all undercover conspiracy agents? If they were, then how did they recognize each other?
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Why spoil a mystery? ;)
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Ooooooooooh.........want MOAR.
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Ooooooooooh.........want MOAR.
more tonight, after some time away from the PC
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I would like to announce an update to everyone. It is my new job.
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I would like to announce an update to everyone. It is my new job.
Thank you ^_^
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lol.. I'm gonna die!! :) At least I'll die heroically saving Dann's manlurv.
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you better save him... lest i be the one who kills you. And midnight, for letting him get hurt.
:-(
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Lol, Raist is going to die!
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No! I don't want to die. I haven't shot anyone yet. Thanks Dann. I'll be fine. Don't worry.
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we'll see...
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OMG! The suspense is rising. Now for the sequel about flat Mars, will the survivors star in that? Because that would be neat.
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we'll see...
Chris please let me live. I'm a nice guy. If I die i might say angry things.....:(
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No! I don't want to die. I haven't shot anyone yet. Thanks Dann. I'll be fine. Don't worry.
Don't worry Raist, I will save you!! I'm training to be a nurse, remember?
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Chris don't make Space Cowgirl feel guilty. She is a nice person. If I die she would be crushed.
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It's okay, Raist. You're going to live!
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Maybe I'll save you and die on my way back :)
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But before you do I save you by shooting someone. So we are even. And you don't die.
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Maybe I'll save you and die on my way back :)
That would be fitting. Dead in both books.
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I'm going to write an Easter FES story and you will be killed by the Easter Bunny before you get your candy >:(
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I haven't read the book. Put me in it.
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I'm bored...anyone for more 'The Book'?
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MOAR THE BOOK! MOAR GOOD SIR!!!
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Want MOAR.
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Chris is viewing The Book...
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I want more "The Book"
Will I be in this yin?
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I want more "The Book"
Will I be in this yin?
Not this one, I'm afraid
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boo. I'll read it anyway.
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Oh yeah, new section up, folks.
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:)
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:)
I assume you approve of your survival?
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Yes I did, and yes I would have screamed and sworn. So I approve.
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Also... Space Cowgirl is black in the book. THAT IS FUNNY!
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It wasn't funny for me, because I was whole wet...
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You were wholly wet? :o
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Why is Space Cowgirl black?
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Because of evolution.
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The new pollution.
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Wipe em out in the revolution.
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erm...its the solution?
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Wipe em out in the revolution.
My comment was about genocide. Good thing no one caught it.
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LOL.. I'm a black lady. YAY I'M NOT DEAD YET!
Great chapter and I'm not just saying that because I saved manlurv.
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I love you for saving me. But i don't like black people. This is awkward.
(kidding)
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You just have jungle fever.
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If i get to tap your hot african botty then..........
awkward i thought i'd have posted it by now, I guess I'll talk about the weather.......
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Why is Space Cowgirl black?
because no-one saw it coming. This is the nature of The Book
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So this is why it never shows jack and gayer together........
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Cool. Very cool.
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whn do wii gt moar book????
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When you go back to using "e"s.
This was already done with "c"s.
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When you go back to using "e"s.
This was already done with "c"s.
Thank you. That's what I was trying to tell them.
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whatever.
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whatever.
Oh, don't sulk. It was a noble (but stupid) effort.
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O KNOES!!! I think it is on.
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Oh no I dih-int!
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Want MOAR.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE!
As of Wednesday, there will be a gap in the posting of The Book as I'm sent away with work :(
However! Do not fear. I have been given a laptop to do 'work'. I shall be writing huge chunks of The Book for when I return (or until I get internet access)
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:(
How long will you be gone for?
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Not sure, but 3 weeks is on the cards at the moment. I'm coming home some days though, so I'll say hello to you all then
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You will be missed.
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safe traveling.
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OH NO!!! I want a substitute book writer then. I nominate me. Or... MOAR YET ANOTHER BOOK!
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Coming up in a few minutes.
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MOAR provided for your delectation.
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Great update! It appears as though the explorers are being followed...but by whom? Whom?
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Great update! It appears as though the explorers are being followed...but by whom? Whom?
Stay Tuned
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It was a rhetorical question. I didn't really expect you to answer, not after that jackass reply I made to you in my own book's opinion page.
However, I demand that we begin speculating.
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BRIEF UPDATE: If you look at "More Stats", you will see that this thread has surpassed "Antarctic is a fake" in the Top 10 most replied-to threads.
Great job, guys! ;D We need to throw a party.
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It was a rhetorical question. I didn't really expect you to answer, not after that jackass reply I made to you in my own book's opinion page.
However, I demand that we begin speculating.
hehe, you know I never spoil The Book here.
BRIEF UPDATE: If you look at "More Stats", you will see that this thread has surpassed "Antarctic is a fake" in the Top 10 most replied-to threads.
Great job, guys! ;D We need to throw a party.
*dances*
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Excellent section Chris, love it
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Want MOAR.
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moar nao.
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moar nao.
coursework first, then maybe another The Book update
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MOAR or GTFO. We need as many updates as possible before Chris leaves.
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we need MORE than possible!
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! Give MOAR or die!
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Oooo.. foreshadowing of evil! Good chapter Chris!
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NASA Agent is probably following them.
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You know this topic is in the top 10 replies now?
Chris will be known as legend by all.
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BRIEF UPDATE: If you look at "More Stats", you will see that this thread has surpassed "Antarctic is a fake" in the Top 10 most replied-to threads.
Great job, guys! ;D We need to throw a party.
I already pointed that out, n00b!
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STFU and stop pwning me.
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NO U!
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NO, MOAR!!!
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OMG! CHRIS SPAGHETTI IS NOW POSTING IN TEH BOOK!
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I am indeed,
Also, The Audio Book is now available for anyone who wants it. Listen to the explorer's adventures so far from your mp3 player while you drive to work!
PM me with your e-mail addy for The Audio Book now!
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It's funny because it sounds like Steven Hawking is reading it! :D
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Stop advertising and get updating. Want MOAR.
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I can do both!
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You lie.
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Would I lie to you, my dear Saddam?
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Just give us MOAR already. I want to see who's following the explorers.
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New section out. I'm not revealing the follower(s) just yet
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:-[
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You rock my disc, gayer ;)
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epic section. I enjoyed.
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yeah definitly epic :-[
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*claps and squees and new section*
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yeah definitly epic :-[
stfu and enjoy the story. Fiction has to have some romance in it, it's all for nothing if the hero doesn't end up destroying the evil power, and striding off with the beautiful woman.
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OMG ROMANCE!!! Great chapter Chris!
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You gotta have the romance started before the story starts getting darker
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yeah definitly epic :-[
stfu and enjoy the story. Fiction has to have some romance in it, it's all for nothing if the hero doesn't end up destroying the evil power, and striding off with the beautiful woman.
hehe you indirectly said I'm beautiful
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yeah definitly epic :-[
stfu and enjoy the story. Fiction has to have some romance in it, it's all for nothing if the hero doesn't end up destroying the evil power, and striding off with the beautiful woman.
hehe you indirectly said I'm beautiful
You want me to say it directly?
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yeah definitly epic :-[
stfu and enjoy the story. Fiction has to have some romance in it, it's all for nothing if the hero doesn't end up destroying the evil power, and striding off with the beautiful woman.
hehe you indirectly said I'm beautiful
You want me to say it directly?
yes
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You're beautiful
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I'm scared
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You asked me to say it ???. Just enjoy the The Book!! :D
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;D The Book is great, I enjoy it muchly ;D want more now....
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maybe tomorrow. And possibly one last one on tuesday before I go to sunny peterborough
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but I want it now *pouts*
haha you're going to peterborough
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I am.
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why exactly are you going there?
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Work, They've got this big project that could potentially win our company millions. So you'd think that my bosses would hear this and send a team of Quantity Surveyors with years of experience and mad QSing skillz...
instead they've got me, a trainee, another noob and one manager-type guy.
We're going to fail massively
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Cool can I come watch you fail?
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It would be a really dull failure to watch...
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gayer, you're a woman => you're beautiful by definition, unless proven otherwise.
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what if I throw stuff at you while I do it?
ooo sauna should be ready now, laters
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yeah definitly epic :-[
not as epic as epic man lurve
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what if I throw stuff at you while I do it?
ooo sauna should be ready now, laters
man, I love saunas. They are awesome.
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they are the most awesome!
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I don't know which story is better, this one or the book itself. ;)
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they're pretty equal
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Diego said that "some of us are" on a deadline. Of course! Diego, Saddam, and Z are leading the explorers into a trap. I'm such a genius.
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Gayer and chris making out is pretty awesome.
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Just wait until they make love. If they don't do it in this book they'll do it in mine.
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can i eat some fajitas in your book?
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I'll try and find a way to squeeze it in. ;)
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Just wait until they make love. If they don't do it in this book they'll doit in mine.
well that'd be interesting to read... :o
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ermmm, yeah.. :-[
Also: New page is up.
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ZOMG! There is a spy! Who could it be? And the conspiracy is going to storm SnowFox! ZOMG!
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ooo my money's on diego
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So, did Chris Spaghetti and Gayer have sex that night? Just wondering.
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and was Dann watching?
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No, Dann had been visiting Raist so they could consummate their homosexual relationship.
But I think it's only fair to tell you that I was watching. I also recorded everything. If anyone would like to buy the tape from me, I'm all ears.
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Ooo.. the suspense is killing me. Can't wait to read the next bit.
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I bet it starts out something like this:
"Gayer rolled her naked body away from Chris. They were both tired after their night of long passion..."
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::)
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:-*
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So I need one of those graphics like trekky has about the percent of flat Earthers. It will say "THAT ARE NOT MAN LURV."
Dead Kangy could you do that for me. Or make the saying catchier while you do it.
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ZOMG! There is a spy! Who could it be? And the conspiracy is going to storm SnowFox! ZOMG!
It's me. I'm already an agent.
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I don't suppose anyone's interested in moar The Book tonight...
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THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK THE BOOK !
yes.
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Of course we are, we love The Book.
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It's obviously me, I've been an owl all along.
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yes please
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new page is up. Enjoy.
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you can all annoy me as thoroughly as Muffs has been doing ever since we left
LOL.
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I want action or GTFO
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trust me when I say there's action coming pretty darned soon
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did dann see us nakey? :-[
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aye :-\
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was there rutting last night?
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Paint your own mental pictures! ;)
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what was I angry about?
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Paint your own mental pictures! ;)
the last section ended with a kiss - the next section started with them naked in the morning.
Unless chrissetti is very resourceful, we'll see mini-chris's in the sequel
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Oi Chris Spaghetti, you better not have fictionally got me up the duff! >:(
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I'm afraid he did, Gayer. But don't judge him too harshly. We all make mistakes the first time. ;)
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Does anyone else find it weird that they had sex and don't even know each others names?
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no, should we?
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Does anyone else find it weird that they had sex and don't even know each others names?
I find it weird too.
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Does anyone else find it weird that they had sex and don't even know each others names?
haven't you ever done that?
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oh yes.
But that was a 1-night thing. Not like The Book.
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oh yes.
But that was a 1-night thing. Not like The Book.
not epic then?
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Better not be a one night thing in The Book :(
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Better not be a one night thing in The Book :(
We want details, girl!
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hey I want details too
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oh yes.
But that was a 1-night thing. Not like The Book.
not epic then?
it was very epic. We didn't even make it back to my place.
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details please
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moi?
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yes
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hey I want details too
In The Book? i didn't realise I was writing a porno...
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it's not a porno? so I've been reading it all this time for no reason?! Hmph!
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yes
made it as far as a nearby garden when our horniness got the better of us. She still came back to mine for more though.
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hehe nice
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it was great, we didn't want to lay in the grass, so i had her bent over a fence.
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MOAR PRON
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i actually never did it in a bed before i got to university
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classy
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Wow, there are so many relationships forming! Already weve got Dann-Raist and Chris-Gayer. Who will be next? I predict there will be:
Dann-Gayer
Narcberry-Muffz
Raist-Gayer
Midnight-Space Cowgirl
Tom Bishop-Gayer
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Narcberry-Muffz
Shudders
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Tom and me makes me shudder more
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But one of those predictions might actually be right.
which one?
that would spoil it.
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My money is on midnight and space cowgirl
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so we did have sex. And apparently I'm glad about it.
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new page up
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Last one for a while probably...see y'all when I get back.
BRB
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gonna miss you and The Book :'(
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gonna miss you and The Book :'(
I know. Miss you dudes and dudettes too
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Two new chapters in a row!! Great job Chris and have a good trip even though it's work.
LOL.. I feel like I'm eavesdropping on them.
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you dirty bitch!
yeah have fun Chris losing your company loads of money
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Exhibitionist!
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you love it!
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hey guys, love ya
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you love it!
Yes I do :)
gotta go! goodnight Gayer and anyone else reading this!
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night
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G'night
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IT'S OBVIOUSLY, me and space cowgirl.
i can't believe we have to leave the Book right before I get a big part. Just remember to have me smoking.
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No mention of Raa's prowess as a flautist - he would surely be busting out some Antarctic flute-shred from our snow car, right?
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No mention of Raa's prowess as a flautist - he would surely be busting out some Antarctic flute-shred from our snow car, right?
RESPECT! Dayum. He rocks.
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the book goes on sabbatical with... A wicked grin from me. BOOYAH!
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I hope the trip doesn't last too long.
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I think he said he'd be gone a week.
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I have a problem with pain pills. If the injury grants me those, then expect me to be *sniffing* for a while.
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I think he said he'd be gone for 3 weeks, but would be going home occasionally
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Am I the only person who absolutely ignores this book still? What's happening in it? I'm wayyy too lazy to hang on for periodical updates.
~D-Draw
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I've only read the first chapter.
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Am I the only person who absolutely ignores this book still? What's happening in it? I'm wayyy too lazy to hang on for periodical updates.
~D-Draw
You're the main villain.
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Heya guys ;D
robbed a quick internet connection to tell you that The Book is still being updated and will upload tonight when I get home for a few hours. Explosive action coming your way soon, plus the backstory of another character.
Oh and someone dies
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I am tense with excitement!
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Mara Smith or Mara Clark?
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Damn. I'll correct that once the third part tonight is added
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Np, doing a great job with it.
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Did you just kill me off? No, wait...we're faking our deaths, because we're conspiracy agents, right? If not, then you're dead.
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Did you just kill me off? No, wait...we're faking our deaths, because we're conspiracy agents, right? If not, then you're dead.
LOL, you got gacked....
AGAIN!
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If I was going to be killed off so early, Chris wouldn't have bothered with my backstory. And Diego is supposed to be the "main antagonist". Therefore, you fail. I am alive.
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nice theory, would you like to put money on it? ;)
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No, but I repeat: I will kill you if you are wrong. Now MOAR.
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Great chapters! Can't wait till the next ones NO PRESSURE! lol.
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Want MOAR. Saddam for ruler of the Earth.
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WOO! exciting stuff! I dreamt about the book last night...
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If I was going to be killed off so early, Chris wouldn't have bothered with my backstory. And Diego is supposed to be the "main antagonist". Therefore, you fail. I am alive.
You die in asplosion.
I liked Tom with the handgun. :D
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If I was going to be killed off so early, Chris wouldn't have bothered with my backstory. And Diego is supposed to be the "main antagonist". Therefore, you fail. I am alive.
Maybe he gave you a backstory so early because he was planning to kill you off early. ;D
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when is he gonna do my back story? I wanna know what it is!
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Isn't being the female lead enough for you? You have to have it all?
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Yes. Need more Gayer!!!
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No More Gayer!!!
It's getting boring with that irritating love story. I figure the less of you from here on out the better the story will be.
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you're just jealous it's not you and Chris....
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You're exactly right! >:( In fact I'm barely in the book at all! :'(
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thats cos you suck
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that's because you're a fairly unknown to the Lazarev, now that a car has been destroyed it will serve to bring the survivors closer together
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When do I get my back story?
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When will there be more Saddam?
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Saddam's dead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Deal with it.
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I'm not dead! I'm just hiding. Cool. The real Saddam (me) and the fictional Saddam are both supposed to be dead, but actually alive.
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uh huh...
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how was peterborough chris?
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No going off topic! I sense weakness in Chris Spaghetti...
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how was peterborough chris?
The hours are long but the work was quite interesting. I had a king size bed to myself in the hotel.
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LIES! Want MOAR.
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I'm slightly tipsy <_< >_> but may update later. then del;ete it cos it's shite
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Want MOAR now.
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FINE! have drunken the Book
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No, you haven't. Give MOAR now. Or Saddam will be most displeased.
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how was peterborough chris?
The hours are long but the work was quite interesting. I had a king size bed to myself in the hotel.
lucky git!
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Want MOAR.
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Me too
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Me three want moar....
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MOAR or GTFO!
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LESS!
Sorry, got caught up in the spirit and wanted to be different.
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Silence! Want MOAR.
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ZOMG Chris is posting in teh booxors!
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and a new bit is up
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even so... MOAR IS DEMANDED.
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The ice wall guards shall attack again!
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4051/penguinslf2.png)
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Good update, but not long enough.
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Awesome! Tom broke down in tears, lol.
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makes him seem almost human
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New section added, one that should please Saddam.
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Dogplatter lays down the law! 8)
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Dogplatter lays down the law! 8)
Dogplatter kicks ass :)
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The Book would make a great movie!
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YES! We faked our deaths! I am so awesome! It's too bad I'm such a wimp. I wanted to be a badass conspiracy thug.
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I get an AK to match my headwound. Fuck yeah.
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So long guys for another week. Peterborough awaits. As usual, moar scorching Book action when I return. In the meantime, I'll let Saddam quench your FE literature needs
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Can't wait that long!!!
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(http://www.castablasta.com/casta_images/so_long_and_thanks_for_all_the_fish.jpg)
I'll be back friday. ciao
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Have a good trip!!
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I can't wait until he comes back and we get MOAR.
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Me too!
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Now what are we going to talk about until tomorrow?
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Cake?
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My favorite is chocolate cake.
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Any cake is good. I haven't had cake in so very very long :(
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I'd better not be dead.
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I don't think you are. You might be evil though. I don't remember.
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Hola my little chickwaaaaans!! I'm back and with a brand-new, never-before-read section to add tonight in which we finally learn something of the conspiracy
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God damn it, I want moar NOW!
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in about an hours time, there will be much bookness
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Saddam is eager!
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It's been almost two hours!! BOOK NOW!
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What's the deal with the holdup?
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even so... MOAR IS DEMANDED.
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You're just a tease, Chris Spaghetti! A dirty tease!! :'(
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No. I'm drunk, there's a difference. it's 2am now so I can't be arsed to find the memory stick now. tomorrow. promise.
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:'(
Chrissetti has betrayed us.
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bastard!
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Want MOAR.
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(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7590/1199493374033au1.jpg)
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still waiting! >:(
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
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I retract that statement, Chris has already updated The Book. A nice long addition. Well done.
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There's a new bit added, but no more at the mo asI have a surveying assignment to be done for tuesday and procrastination means i'm doing it in literally the last 3 days
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HA HA!
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doing it semi-drunk doesn't help
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Yay! Nice chapter. I like how you're building it up.
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Thank ye muchly, you know there's more where that came from, possibly tomorrow
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Can't wait. :)
I was thinking of joining your Flat Mars society.. maybe tomorrow.
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Awesome new post! ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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only because you're in it!
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A minor point of factual error, but perhaps worth a mention - the arson against Johnson's home was not what killed him, both he and Marjory escaped the fire without serious injury.
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It's more exciting Chris's way.
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About Trekky:
You got my name close. I insist that you edit it and put my real name in: Aaron.
Second: Why am I so pissy at Tom all the time?
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That's a good question, Aaron. It's just poetic license. You see, I am not actually an Arab refugee being blackmailed by an international conspiracy. Likewise, Space Cowgirl is neither black nor a nurse. Not to mention, the odds of Chris and Gayer hooking up knowing literally NOTHING about each other are very small, to say the least. So, you being pissed at Tom the entire time is just part of your character. But look on the bright side, he got the bit about you being a Star Trek nerd right.
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only because you're in it!
No (although, I did like that), cuz of Tom's epic failage.
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I agree with Muffinhead. Tom failing was classic, because it was so... Tom.
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About Trekky:
You got my name close. I insist that you edit it and put my real name in: Aaron.
Second: Why am I so pissy at Tom all the time?
because (in the book) you're very protective of Muffs and are annoyed that he's exposed her to the dangers of the conspiracy.
I'll change the name only on the condition that you won't sue me for using your name if this ever does go to print? :)
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nice one
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OMG he's posting in The Book now!
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How do you know that btw?
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"Who's Online" tells you everyone's actions. From the looks of it though, he was probably just editing it.
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it tells you everyone's actions? I didn't know that
He can't have edited it cos it would have shown up
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Maybe he edited a different post than the last one, maybe his internet gave out, I don't know.
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ooo a mystery
wow I didn't know about the who's online thing, thanks for telling me!
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You're welcome, Gayer my love.
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I wish he would post though *sigh*
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posted!
btw, I had two windows open so while the first one would have said 'posting in The Book' I also had a wnidow browsing the rest of FES while I waited for ideas to gestate in my head. Hope you like it!
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two windows eh? sneaky bastard
but nice addition but there's a problem, you mention Bushido and Divito but later change Divito to Roundy
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Spoiler warning:
VAUXY DIED!
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two windows eh? sneaky bastard
but nice addition but there's a problem, you mention Bushido and Divito but later change Divito to Roundy
ah bollocks, give us a sec
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Changed
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thats better
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Well done. Roundy doesn't deserve to be knocked over like that.
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see, this is why I need you guys to keep continuity flowing right
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I want MOAR of you spending time with the people you've barely mentioned. MOAR people need to die.
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We're here to help Chris Spaghetti ;D
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I want MOAR of you spending time with the people you've barely mentioned. MOAR people need to die.
more are filtering in.
btw, I've given TheEngineer 2 speaking posts thus far but The Book is still not stickied
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what an ungrateful bastard
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Apparently I don't speekz to good.
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cos you is dumb
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Or, maybe Chris forgot that I am not a Britlander...
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Apparently I don't speekz to good.
oops, can you tell it's late here?
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Apparently I don't speekz to good.
oops, can you tell it's late here?
it's not late there, it's late here
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I changed your 'do you think it's to gotten that bad' statement. gord, and I'm not even drunk.
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Exciting chapter, more more more! lol OH and definitely STICKY THE BOOK please. :)
MAGIC!! It's sticky!
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I changed your 'do you think it's to gotten that bad' statement. gord, and I'm not even drunk.
maybe you should be drunk. That might help
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possibly...
Oh and YAY TO THEENGINEER!
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WOW STICKY!! Muchos love to Engy Baby!!!
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I love teh booxors!
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yah... and moar dann.
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more book for you to sink your teeth into. Some juicy violence this time. Death for at least 2 characters
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Wow! Stickied!
I must say, I saw a new section was up, and I was looking through 5 pages of topics trying to find it like "WHERE IS IT?!" before I realized it was up at the top.
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Nicely done.
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Wow.. great chapter!
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Omg, Vauxy and Bushido are dead! Bushido is (was) Japanese! Divito is badly hurt! And my theory about us conspiracy agents faking our deaths was accurate! I am a genius!
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WOW!
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Omg, Vauxy and Bushido are dead! Bushido is (was) Japanese! Divito is badly hurt! And my theory about us conspiracy agents faking our deaths was accurate! I am a genius!
'us'? Only one agent has been noted to have survived so far...
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hehe
wait, aren't you supposed to not be here chris spaghetti?
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'us'? Only one agent has been noted to have survived so far...
Mii?
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No, Z.
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I think we all survived. He wouldn't have bothered with my backstory if I was just going to randomly die.
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I think we all survived. He wouldn't have bothered with my backstory if I was just going to randomly die.
or WOULD he? Maybe your backstory is just a way to bring other peoples backstories into the shizzle. AND MAYBE YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS DANN!
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NO U!
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hehe
wait, aren't you supposed to not be here chris spaghetti?
I'm not here in about an hour, then I'll see you properly on Friday
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yes!
I'm badass again!
I've been away for a few days and come back to amazing bookness!
(Plus my mouse is broken, do you have any idea how long it takes to navigate this site without a fucking mouse? It's insane!)
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How long does it take to get MOAR??? With or without a mouse. I need times people...
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Have I done anything interesting yet?
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No.
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I don't think you're in this book. You're too busy doing rallies around the world trying to convince atheists that there is a God.
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He is in the book. Car ten, with Masterchief and Roundy.
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Well, whatever. I shot divito.
I hope he survives though, cos he is a reg. member. Vauxhall deserves to die for abandoning the site.
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I can say with certainty that Vauxhall is dead, but Space Cowgirl will have to be quick to save Divito
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The Book is becoming amazing. You need to fix the last post for typos and grammar errors.
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Space Cowgirl to the rescue!
blah.. I have the flu. I need moar book to make me feel better.
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I do need to fix it.
At the moement i'm The Booking in my hotel room on the laptop which has no internet access, I can't bring it to work because the company I'm working for is paranoid about data coming in or going out
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He is in the book. Car ten, with Masterchief and Roundy.
I'm spending all this time cooped up in the same car as Althalus? Why hasn't my suicide been noted yet? :-X
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want moar Agent Z.
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I do need to fix it.
At the moement i'm The Booking in my hotel room on the laptop which has no internet access, I can't bring it to work because the company I'm working for is paranoid about data coming in or going out
Yet they let you go to a forum site, with image uploading? So many vulnerabilities for data loss right there.
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LOL
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I do need to fix it.
At the moement i'm The Booking in my hotel room on the laptop which has no internet access, I can't bring it to work because the company I'm working for is paranoid about data coming in or going out
Yet they let you go to a forum site, with image uploading? So many vulnerabilities for data loss right there.
I think 'let' is too strong a word, most of us contractors don't have internet access, i'm just special ^_^ Anyway, more Book either tomorrow or tonight, depending on how I feel after driving
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Tonight, or I kill you
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Promises promises ;)
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It'll happen
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Care for a drink first?
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Want MOAR now.
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Care for a drink first?
Sure, that'll help
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Want MOAR now. Give MOAR or die.
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more provided
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One of the greatest chapters ever.
Moar will be demanded later, but for now... it will suffice. ;D
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Saddam is amused. And appeased. For now.
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Very exciting!
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LOL, Gayer's name is LOUISE!!!!
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Appeasement over. Moar required.
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I LOVE TEH BOOK!!!!
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my name sucks
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Anything you'd prefer?
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My name would be better
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I was going to do a play on your name but it was late and I settled on a generic name. I'll change it at some point.
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I'll let you off then, so long as you change it
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I wanted to be dann. Just one name. But its ok. I love you chris. Side note, my brothers name is chris, and one of my least favorite people in the worlds name is chris. I also worked for a person named chris. WOW!!!
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my name sucks
I think you look more like a Becky, personally.
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no way
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How about an Agatha?
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Do I look 80 to you?!
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Okay, a young Agatha.
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Need MOAR graphic naked Gayer scenes.
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Okay, a young Agatha.
thats better
er no Saddam
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Honestly, you don't look like a Natasha. But it's such a sexy name.
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But I do look like a Natasha. It's my name and I look like me so I must do!
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No, I'm telling you, you're a natural Becky. ;D
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No, I'm a natural me
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And a well-preserved you as well, thanks to all the alcohol.
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Yeah I'm definitly pickled alright
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Natasha's don't shoot themselves with arrows...
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I wasn't shooting myself, I was shooting the sky silly
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Yeah I'm definitly pickled alright
That's one way of saying it. Salami'd would be another.
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Salami'd? How does that work?
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I wasn't shooting myself, I was shooting the sky silly
Gravity (or UA, whatever floats your boat).
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9470/tempby5.png)
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Want MOAR.
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I wasn't shooting myself, I was shooting the sky silly
Gravity (or UA, whatever floats your boat).
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9470/tempby5.png)
when you shoot an arrow up it doesnt come down straight to you
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when you shoot an arrow up it doesnt come down straight to you
Right, I forgot arrows could fly.
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Stop talking about physics! You're both wrong!
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when you shoot an arrow up it doesnt come down straight to you
Right, I forgot arrows could fly.
you forget about wind
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(http://www.twitterati.tv/Dilbert---Just-Shut-Up--C10114871.jpg)
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I'm just messing with you Gayer. You didn't fire it straight up.
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2847/tempht3.png)
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couldn't have fired it straight it up, would be well hard
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More there is. Enjoy it you hopefully will. Yess, hrruuummm...
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You might want to correct some typos...unless you meant them satay instead of stay
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ah bollocks
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silly boy
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I'm going to call you Louise Randall from now on
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And I'm going to call penguinface
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That's OK, Louise Randall, just as long as you don't call me wankerface
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Alright I'll call you wankerface then
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Noooooooooo!
I won't call you Louise Randall from now on then
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Good! Cos i was gonna call you Danny next
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Salami'd? How does that work?
Come on over and I'll give you a demonstration.
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I'm worried
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Good update.
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New bit updated for all you violence fans out there!
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Niiiiice!!
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I'm not a violence fan
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Great updates! I like the violence and all the danger.
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Niiiiice!!
WTF? You're sick!!! Go to bed. If you're not at school, SLEEP AND GET BETTER!!!
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The many inconsistencies in your book are confusing.
- Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
- For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
- If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
I could go on, but I'm bored.
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There should be a scene where everyone's in trouble, and then Saddam comes out of nowhere with his imaginary weapons of mass destruction and saves the day.
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I'm not in it, but I'm still liking it.
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I'm sure there's some nooblet he could replace with you.
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Niiiiice!!
WTF? You're sick!!! Go to bed. If you're not at school, SLEEP AND GET BETTER!!!
aww what a caring big brother you are
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I'm sure there's some nooblet he could replace with you.
I hope your character is raped in prison.
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The many inconsistencies in your book are confusing.
- Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
- For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
- If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
I could go on, but I'm bored.
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The many inconsistencies in your book are confusing.
- Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
- For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
- If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
I could go on, but I'm bored.
Are you paying for this entertainment?
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Niiiiice!!
WTF? You're sick!!! Go to bed. If you're not at school, SLEEP AND GET BETTER!!!
WTF? You're not sick!!! Go learn. If you're at school, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THE COMPUTER!!!
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The many inconsistencies in your book are confusing.
- Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
- For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
- If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
I could go on, but I'm bored.
Are you paying for this entertainment?
No, but I demand an explanation.
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The many inconsistencies in your book are confusing.
- Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
- For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
- If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
I could go on, but I'm bored.
Are you paying for this entertainment?
No, but I demand an explanation.
Enjoy disappoint. Go give Trekky's sister the attention/sympathy she so desperately desires or something instead.
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I would, but Narc is busy with her right now. I don't want to interrupt.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would, but Narc is busy with her right now. I don't want to interrupt.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good point.
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I demand MOAR.
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Give him a break, he just had his teeth knocked out by a chav!
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Well, if get pain meds he should be good for a David Lynch inspired dream sequence.
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I would, but Narc is busy with her right now. I don't want to interrupt.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Icky...
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I would, but Narc is busy with her right now. I don't want to interrupt.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Icky...
Yeah, poor Narcberry.
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Yeah poor Narc, it's gotta suck being a paedophile with no standards
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Ownt.
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* Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
A) Nobody said it was the US military
B) 'Soldier' was the scientists and engineers working there who were armed to defend against attack. it does say that ;)
* For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
Why would I spoil the mystery?
* If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
Exactly. People would expect the pro to be calm and discreet. Who suspects the obnoxious sexist twat as an international undercover spy?
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Chrissetti, why you not use my Snowfox Emblem?
You makes me sad :'(
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4113/tempsj6.png)
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* Since when does the Rowbotham Institute have dozens of soldiers ready to fight the U. S. military at its beck and call?
A) Nobody said it was the US military
B) 'Soldier' was the scientists and engineers working there who were armed to defend against attack. it does say that ;)
* For that matter, why does it have all of this stuff? The companies who sponsor it wanted to set a trap, you said. A trap for who? Random people called to be explorers? Tom Bishop himself? If they really wanted Tom dead, they wouldn't need to waste all the money. Your conspiracy seems to have ties to the military, so they could send a professional to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.
Why would I spoil the mystery?
* If Diego and Z are assassins for the conspiracy, then why do they attract so much attention by being so obnoxious? That's the exact opposite of what they should be doing. A real professional would just be sitting quietly and keeping to themselves.
Exactly. People would expect the pro to be calm and discreet. Who suspects the obnoxious sexist twat as an international undercover spy?
I am not a twat.
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the real you isn't. The Book you is, sos
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Chrissetti, why you not use my Snowfox Emblem?
You makes me sad :'(
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4113/tempsj6.png)
Ah! I knew someone had made one! couldn't remember who or where
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need more!!!
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Want MOAR.
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On Friday. You know the drill by now
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the drill sucks
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I saw this movie on the internet where gayer sucks while being drilled......
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spitroast eh
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Want MOAR now. I'm not waiting. LYNCH HIM!!!
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Some more tonight. If anyone's interested...
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Nah not interested, don't bother
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Gayer does not speak for all of us. Please ignore her.
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Gayer does speak for all of us. Please don't ignore her.
fixed
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My penis is huge.
Fixed.
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Well thats true.
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:o
That's just creepy.
*backs away slowly*
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Do you wanna see it?
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I DO! px pls.
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Yeah, pix or it's a lie!
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOOK UPDATE?!
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No shit, it's tonight already!
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WANT MOAR NOW!
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I WANT MOAR TOOZ! And who likes mah avy?
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WANT MOAR!!! IT DARK OUTSIDE IN FUCKING PACIFIC TIME!!!!!
I WANT MOAR TOOZ! And who likes mah avy?
OMG!! A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!!!
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I WANT MOAR TOOZ! And who likes mah avy?
Is that you in your avy? Because, you know, Narc could still be lurking...
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I WANT MOAR TOOZ! And who likes mah avy?
Is that you in your avy? Because, you know, Narc could still be lurking...
Yep, that's her.
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I want moar also.
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in a wee bit
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nao.
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Do moar!! Z demands it, or throat slash!
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I WANT MOAR TOOZ! And who likes mah avy?
Is that you in your avy? Because, you know, Narc could still be lurking...
Yes, but how could Narc possibly find me with only a picture. And why would he want to? Also: I want MOARER.
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You are really cute Muffs.
HURRY UP WITH THE BOOK UPDATE CHRIS SPAGHETTI!
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Muffs av creeps me out
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You are really cute Muffs.
HURRY UP WITH THE BOOK UPDATE CHRIS SPAGHETTI!
Thank you!
Muffs av creeps me out
Why?
We want moar book plz!
True dat.
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WANT MOAR.
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Because you're really young and you look kinda spaced out, like you're slightly retarded
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I repeat, WANT MOAR.
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Sorry, i've been distracted with loads of coursework for college and a presentation on communication and negotiation for work on monday
real life sucks
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We forgive you
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WTF?! WANT MOAR!!!
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What he said.
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I do not forgive.
MOAR NOW OR SEERIUS CONSEKWENSES!!!
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TREKKY SHALL WAIT NO LONGER!!! MOAR BOOK NOW!!!
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Saddam concurs.
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OK, sorry, this weekend has been a bit hectic
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We forgive you
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cooool
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Saddam is filled with anticipation for MOAR.
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Muffs read. Book update good. Muffs want moar. Now.
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not physically possible right at the second. I hate coursework
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i'll do your coursework for ya
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Yay for more!
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Want MOAR.
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nice update.
Want Z's backstory next ;)
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Moar is necessary. Moar is love. MOAR IS NOW?
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WANT MOAR!
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Been in Peterborough. Is half 1. Is tired. Is going to bed. is updating tomorrow
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*waits impatiently*
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>:(
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It's tomorrow already!
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WANT MOAR. NAO.
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MOAR
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AGREED.
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Please, sir, I want some moar.
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OK
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wha wha where's the book Chris?
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Coool Trekky gets violent!
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New Book for y'all
Also, in Word and formatted as it would be to go to a publisher, it's now a over 70 pages in length!
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ooooooo
I love you Chris, did I ever tell you that?
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Might have done, somewhere along the lime. I love you too.
I really am going to have to have a go at getting this published when it's finished and tidied up.
Imagine that, the first piece of Flat Earth literature on the shelves since April 20th '07
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It would be well good if you get it published. If you do can you change Gayer's real name to my real name? I wanna be in a book!
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As long as you don't sue me, then yes :)
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I promise I won't sue you. I want the world to know I'm Gayer and I love the flat earth!
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Changed the first name and the second name very close but I really want to keep the characters fictional for the moment
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Nice update...hehe "Andrew" gets a little feisty, eh?
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Changed the first name and the second name very close but I really want to keep the characters fictional for the moment
okey doke, cheers Chris :-*
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I love my Gayer.
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lol.. finally Trekky gets to punch someone.
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I want MOAR.
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Maybe. my objectives for the rest of tonight are:
1) finish re-watching the BBC scientology video
2) have a nice long bath
3) maybe do some writing
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Yooz must remove #1-2 and the maybe in #3. Jk jk, live your life.
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Why was Gayer in Trekky and Tom's car?
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Someone should tell me if I've done anything significant.
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want moar
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A little moar provided for your delictation
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and yet, I'm not in it. Want Z!
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You had your quick time in the spotlight a few pages ago. Be patient, everyone's favourite psychotic assassin will return
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Will everyone's favorite former tyrant return?
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Oh yeah, I got a luvverly story-arc planned for you
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great, Z will return! And saddam!
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Diego too, interlinked into the Saddam arc
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Oh yeah, I got a luvverly story-arc planned for you
Hooray! I will wait patiently.
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Saddam returns
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OOOOOOOOO
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LOL, Tom turns into fucking Khan.
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Great updates.. Saddam has a weakness we can all exploit :)
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That's not good. I was hoping I'd be some badass supersoldier, not a wimp.
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Characters with human weaknesses are always more enduring in the long run
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Boring.
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Raist should return. All I got was a head injury and possible gay sex. I want action.
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Hey! I'm not in The Book
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thats cos no one likes you
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Wowzers nice update! :)
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MOAR BOOK NOW!
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Well done. ::)
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Just got back from Peterborough, and have some juicy updates for you, either tonight or tomorrow, depending on who wants to got to the pub
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I want to go to the pub and have juicy updates!
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I want to go to the pub and have juicy updates!
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Well so far it looks like I'm writing...
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no one to go to the pub with?
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My best mate's avoiding it because he pulled this girl who he's friends with who's already got a bf so that will be...awkward, everyone else is back in various Unis, Hull, Lincoln, leicester etc and one of the usual gang is working
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thats sucks. Come here and I'll go to the pub with you
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And moar book for you to enjoy!
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yay!
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Thankee sai!
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Thankee sai!
And I wasnt the only one to catch that reference. lol. you rule space cow girl.
I WAS IN THE BOOK AGAIN. w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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I promised you would be
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want more
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Why doesn't that surprise me?
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because you know me so well?
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Probably
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so more?
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Why not, I don't have to be anywhere for a couple of hours at least
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woohoo!
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Moar added hope y'all enjoy
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Chris is gonna be a famous author one day! (more famous than FES famous)
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nice one Chris, thanks
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I am teh greatest strategist evar!!
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hmmmm....
I don't think you should call them Conspiracy troops. We don't really know that much about the troops. They're pretty much an unknown enemy. Only FES members would really understand the reference to the conspiracy.
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OK, too drunk to update tonight, the keyboard is swirling, nut i'm not in sodding peterborough this week so normal book updates
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Yay drunk Chris, talk to me!
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bonjour! My god straight vodka is a killerm, I've got to be up 45 work in... 4 and a half hours... and try to woo a girl at the train station.
je suis fucked
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You've got to woo a girl at the train station? Explain?
And straight vodka isn't bad so long as you drink it right, with a slice of bread covered in salt.
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old flame I'm hoping to re-0ingite
and i can barely read the keyboard!
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Oooo old flame, good luck my man!
Haha drunkard
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gord my head, I'm going to lie down in a darkened room now, nite xxxxxxxxxx
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Night dear xxxxxxxxx
Good luck with the hangover in the morning
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I've never had a 'proper' hangover in my lifea an this morning was no exception
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Lucky bastard
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This website may help you out, Chris:
http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org
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I'm not an alchaholic!
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yes you are
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You're just jealous...
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i was wrecked last night
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You're just jealous...
yes :(
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You're just jealous...
yes :(
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
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But what if I don't wanna recover?
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But what if I don't wanna recover?
Then I'll eat your soul...
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Ooo I bet it tastes like toffee
OOO I just remembered I bought some toffee!
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Wow i'm on fes from my phone!! I'll never have to leave this site again!!
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Ooo it even puts a little phone symbol next to your post, funky
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epic, now you can update the book wherever you are.
WANT MOAR!
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awesome! get me with my little phone symbol. Some websites just aren't designed for the phone though, this is one of th few that is
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and the moar?
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On my home computer. Maybe a new update tonight...
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I eagerly anticipate....
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Looks like I missed out on the book. I am not browsing 60+ pages of crap to find out what it was about.
I demand answers!
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It's basically a work of fiction based on flat earth literature and FES theories and members.
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THE STORY SO FAR
Internet users from around the world have been invited to attend a scientific expose' hosted on the Falkland Islands by Dr Thomas Bishop. many attend but after he reveals his expose' is the Flat Earth theory, most people laugh and leave, less than 30 stay.
it is revealed that Tom intends to lead an expedition out onto the 'Ice Wall' (Antarctica) to prove him right. 30 set off in 10 custom-built cars, most of them simply enjoying the experience, not believing FET for a minute.
Things take a dark twist as mysterious gunmen attack and blow up one of the cars, apparently killing the three explorers inside.
but during a blizzard which forces the convoy to stop, another car is sabotaged and it's passengers brutally murdered by one of the people apparently killed in the explosion.
The team presses onwards, having now discovered that there is a sinister secret at work, determined to root out the secret and expose the murderers who killed their men.
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And the Moar?
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SADDAM WANTS MOAR NAO!
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no doubt
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This is only relevant to my interests if I have a major part in this book.
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You're in the sequel. Seriously.
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I thought he died already.
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Maybe his son is in the sequel?
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Finally some more has been added, sorry for the inordinate delay folks
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Saddam is amused. He wants a large battle.
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I AM DANN AND I APPROVE this additon to thE BOOK!
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Saddam is amused. He wants a large battle.
There will be. And who knows, maybe more people will die at the Dark Tower
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Nice update, Chris. Can't wait for the showdown at the Dark Tower.
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Want MOAR.
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Want MOAR.
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tomorrow,
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moar! where's the flat mars logo?
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What? And more coming right now.
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There's like, totally, a new part up.
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We need a back story on the rope, the mule, and the sandbags.
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maybe...
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and more Z?
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Sooner than you'd think...
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more gayer?
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Moar Saddam?
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Woohoo! There's gonna be a shootout!
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Hope I kill lots of people.
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more added in which we introduce Althalus
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WooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo awesome addition
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Kinda gutted that I'm totally not involved in the beasty gunfight scences :(
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Has anything exciting happened recently? I've been kinda busy to read. *ashamed*
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^^^LOLOL "Has anything exciting happened."
And I want my charger back if you're doing FES and not work.
Anyway, Chrissetti, are we EVER going to find out what shape the Earth is?
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^"Conspiracy troops", figure it out.
Want MOAR Agent!
>:|
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Not demanding more me. Just saying i'd be pretty kick ass right about now........
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Jeez, you didn't even give me a line before killing me off. You didn't even have the courtesy to give me an awesome dying scene.
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this isn't over yet...
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Yay.. great chapter.
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I am teh greatest strategist evar!!
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Moar book, in which we discover masterchief ISN'T dead!
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Hooray!
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Yay! Great chapter. Your writing has really improved over the course of The Book.
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Want MOAR.
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Moar is being written now...don't tell my boss though...
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Whats your bosses phone number?
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999
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The Americans comprise more of this site, I think, so allow me to translate:
Chris's boss's number is 911. Call it and tell him Chris Garghan is updating the book.
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it's 112 here
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That's great. Want MOAR.
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on my work server :S maybe I can get it from here? hmm
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I don't think you can...
*dials 112*
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When the 9-1-1 system was originally introduced, it was advertised as the "nine-eleven" service. This was changed when some panicked individuals tried to find the "eleven key" on their telephones. Therefore, all references to the telephone number 9-1-1 are now always made as nine-one-one never as "nine-eleven" per standards outlined by the National Emergency Number Association (NENA).
WHERE'S THE FUCKING ELEVEN KEY?!
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When the 9-1-1 system was originally introduced, it was advertised as the "nine-eleven" service. This was changed when some panicked individuals tried to find the "eleven key" on their telephones. Therefore, all references to the telephone number 9-1-1 are now always made as nine-one-one never as "nine-eleven" per standards outlined by the National Emergency Number Association (NENA).
WHERE'S THE FUCKING ELEVEN KEY?!
teh emergency services stolded it!111111
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And you wonder why the rest of the world stereotypes Americans as dumb?
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New bit added. Hope y'all enjoy
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All right, Trekky's leading a revolt! I like.
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Come with me if you want to live!.. lol Trekky's the terminator!
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Minus the cutting off his sskin to prove he is a robot......
plot twist trekky. PM me for the details.....
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New page up and ready
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woo!
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Yay! :)
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Strange. Very, very strange.
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Did I just lead a running-away expedition? That's pretty lame.
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Did I just lead a running-away expedition? That's pretty lame.
No... You opposed it...
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Trekky is the quitter.
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very good. DANN IS PROUD! proud enough to dance dance
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Who's Bytes?
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http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=11392
I think he was one of the filler characters
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I'd say replace him with me, but you made him a freaking hippie.
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Replace him with someone who's name was on the roster at the beginning. I got confused, like "How did this guy get out here?".
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He was on the roster at the beginning, Car 4 Columbus with Space Cowgirl and Mr Ireland
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Did I just lead a running-away expedition? That's pretty lame.
No... You opposed it...
Ah, my bad - was a bit confused. The way the dialogue was structured I wasn't sure if I'd said Trekky's paragraph as well as my own! Good stuff.
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Something for me to change in the re-write I feel
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Chris is here. Want more book. Please :-*
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Have you been good? Or at least not been caught ;)
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Yes ;)
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then moar needs be written one feels
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I'm waiting...
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Moar added, in which we see a secretive Tom Bishop, a silly Gayer and a worried Bytes...
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hehe right earlobe, I like it
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Good chapter.. but what was on the Rowbotham? Is is something mentioned before or is it a surprise? Also.. who left?
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SNuggles are not abundant in the book. I LIKE
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Good chapter.. but what was on the Rowbotham? Is is something mentioned before or is it a surprise? Also.. who left?
You haven't missed anything, this is the first you've heard about it.
As for people left: the first list is the original manifest
Car one, 'Rowbotham'. Trekky, Muffs and Tom B
Car two: 'Shenton'. Midnight, TheEngineer and Raist.
Car Three: 'Ross'. Chaltier, Raa and Dogplatter
Car four: ' Columbus'. Mr Ireland, Space Cowgirl, and Bytes."
Car Five:'Johnson'. 0042, Narcberry, and Token
Car six: 'Dowie'. Rex, Cheesejoff, and Gulliver
Car seven: 'Amundsen'. Diego Draw, Saddam, and Z
Car Eight: 'Lazarev' Chrissetti, Gayer and Dann
Car nine: 'MacKenzie' Bushido, Divito and vauxhall
Car ten:' Weddell'. Althalus, Masterchief, and Roundy."
And after deaths/abandonments/betrayals
Car two: 'Equinox'. Midnight, TheEngineer and Raist.
Car Three: 'Ross'. Chaltier, Raa, Dogplatter and Tom B
Car four: ' Columbus'. Mr Ireland, Space Cowgirl, Althalus and Masterchief,
Car Five:'Johnson'. 0042, Narcberry, and Token
Car Eight: 'Lazarev' Chrissetti, Gayer, Dann and Bytes
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Oh awesome.. I was afraid I'd missed something and that I'd abandoned the mission to the ice wall.
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I'm bored. I want MOAR.
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Woo more!
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:)
I'm sensing a build up to some more danger!
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moar dann. moar potaters. moar epic snouts.
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I'm still in. w00t!!! much win in me.
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New page today, anyone?
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OH NOES!!! AN EXTRA FIGURE!!!
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Scary!
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I get cold reading every chapter. That'll be handy come July. :)
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i get moist reading every chapter. that should come in handy NEVER!!!
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I start squirting pus out of pores on my arms usually.
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I love the book!!!
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Bring me back to the book. I wanna own people....
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I demand more book!!!
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YEAH >:(
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I also demand more Cowgirl!
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Woo hoo!
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In fact, I demand more cow in general!
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Maybe some more today?
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YES!
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:o
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Want MOAR.
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Needs moar cyborg roos in it (1 would do).
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Moar up and about
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Just read, woo!
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Woo! great chapter.
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Yes! I am a professional saboteur/secret agent. My fictional alter-ego is beginning to resemble me a little more. However, you ought to know that Saddam Hussein takes orders only from himself.
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I wanna kill......MOAR.
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moar updated for yoar delectation.
and if you want to be in the book when i add new characters soon, then let me know
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oooo they gonna die?
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I should like to know what the deuce the badger said to the rabbit? ;D
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more added, whereupon we find out Narcberry and Agent 0042's identities
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wow Agent really is an agent...how er imaginative
Nice one chris spaghetti
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Oh good chapters.. but can't they start up their vehicle?
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I also demand more Cowgirl!
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWGIRL! ;D
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Space Cpwgirl will return very shortly
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You forgot to say you made an update, so I'll do it for you.
He made an update.
TOKEN IS DEAD!
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Aww.. RIP Token.
Great chapter Chris.
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Moar epical Dann needed :-*
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I can't wait for the fight scene between Chrissetti and Diego. It will be epic.
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I can't wait for more The Book, it will be epicer.
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Want MOAR.
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I can't wait for MOAR ME!!!!
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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL! ;D
Fixed.
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more added. tension strains group suspicions
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Lulz. I'm going to own them all.
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Damn you Saddam!
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Tricksy Iraqi!
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QUALITY ENTRY!
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I win.
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Another page uploaded. Is Tom Bishop *gasp*...WRONG?!
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I am filled with suspense!
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I;'m so excited at the new bit that I'm wetting myself
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lol.. Here comes the sun! I'm sure he'll have a perfectly illogical explanation for it.
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I was just catching up on this and found out that I'm dead. :(
Is this because I killed you in the prologue to my book?
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you died a hero's death. be satisfied damnit!
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in the .doc backup, the book is now 100 A4 pages long!
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Woo big!
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"Gayer! Dann! Agent! Wake up." He saidunable to take his eyes off the sun's hypnotic beauty "I think we just proved tom wrong!"
YES!
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Woo!
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haha.. Tom will never give up!
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Win. Win with two wins.
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I should be mentioned more.
(i feel we need the narrator from the old dukes of hazard)
Them Robawtham boys have got themselves in a pickle. We'll have to see how they get themselves out of this paradigm change.
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I should be mentioned more.
(i feel we need the narrator from the old dukes of hazard)
Them Robawtham boys have got themselves in a pickle. We'll have to see how they get themselves out of this paradigm change.
Yes.
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Do we still have the plot of that other Flat Earth that Tom was trying to find...Cybele? Are we going to get to the end of The Book and have a scene like this?
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9417/tempov6.png)
Because that would be AWESOME!
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Do we still have the plot of that other Flat Earth that Tom was trying to find...Cybele? Are we going to get to the end of The Book and have a scene like this?
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9417/tempov6.png)
Because that would be AWESOME!
That picture is win. And I suspect that Tom's explanation will probably involve Cybele in some way.
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I just finished chapter three and I can assure you that it is the single best work of literature in the history of forever. Seriously. Get it published. Now. My parents get mad when I sit in fromt of the computer for hours, but they like it when I read. Make it a book.
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over-reaction or sarcasm? :) Thank you either way.. moar coming soon... keep them peekers peeled
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over-reaction or sarcasm? :) Thank you either way.. moar coming soon... keep them peekers peeled
Neither, it has just been a really long time since I've actually read a book I enjoyed.
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I ENJOY TATERS!
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OH NOES!! A cliffhanger >:(
Great suspenseful chapter!
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i better not die >:(
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I just finished chapter three and I can assure you that it is the single best work of literature in the history of forever. Seriously. Get it published. Now. My parents get mad when I sit in fromt of the computer for hours, but they like it when I read. Make it a book.
I enjoy reading this book too, but I'm not sure it's publishing material, at least in its current state. For instance, it's filled with in-jokes. Nobody outside this forum would understand the relevance of saying "Another victory for Flat Earth!", "Whoever nurtured your personality should be shot", or "Also, dongs". Nor would they get Narc and Gully fighting, or Trekky and Muffz arguing.
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You know, it's not too late to swap out Rex with Hara.
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I just finished chapter three and I can assure you that it is the single best work of literature in the history of forever. Seriously. Get it published. Now. My parents get mad when I sit in fromt of the computer for hours, but they like it when I read. Make it a book.
I enjoy reading this book too, but I'm not sure it's publishing material, at least in its current state. For instance, it's filled with in-jokes. Nobody outside this forum would understand the relevance of saying "Another victory for Flat Earth!", "Whoever nurtured your personality should be shot", or "Also, dongs". Nor would they get Narc and Gully fighting, or Trekky and Muffz arguing.
Thats why at the end and/or the beginning you put "For information on anything that may have eluded you please visit theflatearthsociety.org." Or something along those lines.
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I just finished chapter three and I can assure you that it is the single best work of literature in the history of forever. Seriously. Get it published. Now. My parents get mad when I sit in fromt of the computer for hours, but they like it when I read. Make it a book.
I enjoy reading this book too, but I'm not sure it's publishing material, at least in its current state. For instance, it's filled with in-jokes. Nobody outside this forum would understand the relevance of saying "Another victory for Flat Earth!", "Whoever nurtured your personality should be shot", or "Also, dongs". Nor would they get Narc and Gully fighting, or Trekky and Muffz arguing.
Thats why at the end and/or the beginning you put "For information on anything that may have eluded you please visit theflatearthsociety.org." Or something along those lines.
I think an intro to the book explaining some of the nuances of FES. And a link to this site, and a sticky thread with examples of most of our inside jokes. (floating ocean debate reference would make no sense to ANYONE)
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Perhaps. We shall see. Or shall we?
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I sure hope we shall.
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You know, it's not too late to swap out Rex with Hara.
Very true, and maybe I shall, especially when they meet the prodigals again. oops, did I just slip out some plotline?
I think an intro to the book explaining some of the nuances of FES. And a link to this site, and a sticky thread with examples of most of our inside jokes. (floating ocean debate reference would make no sense to ANYONE)
If you have to explain the joke, it probably won't be funny
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Thats why instead of explaining it you just let them navigate the forum.
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I started reading the book today, so far I have enjoyed it.
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Want MOAR.
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You know, it's not too late to swap out Rex with Hara.
Very true, and maybe I shall, especially when they meet the prodigals again. oops, did I just slip out some plotline?
I think an intro to the book explaining some of the nuances of FES. And a link to this site, and a sticky thread with examples of most of our inside jokes. (floating ocean debate reference would make no sense to ANYONE)
If you have to explain the joke, it probably won't be funny
I know, that is why we would post links to the original context.
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EPIC DANNGER FOR DANN! OH NOES!!!
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Raist, I have made a thread in this same section explaining why publishing The Book in its current state is a bad idea. Please refer to that immediately, because you sound like a noob.
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I'll pass. I know it couldn't be published, but on this site i have no reason to act like reality applies at all. You are claiming to be Saddam brought back from near death, and I can't claim that a book is publishable because I'm bored?
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Shh Raist, he is Saddam.
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I'll pass. I know it couldn't be published, but on this site i have no reason to act like reality applies at all. You are claiming to be Saddam brought back from near death, and I can't claim that a book is publishable because I'm bored?
Yes, is there a problem with that?
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moar added. An action scene I'm quite proud of. Does anyone die? read and find out.
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It's a great update, but reading it is really annoying. It looks like you accidentally put almost all of the text in italics. You'll probably want to fix that.
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[i]”We can’t waste time and you want us to go [/i]slower[i]?” Someone called, it sounded like TheEngineer
You forgot the second [/i].
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Awesome update! Yay Dann!
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[i]We cant waste time and you want us to go [/i]slower[i]? Someone called, it sounded like TheEngineer
You forgot the second [/i].
ah, oops, my bad
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No. oops my bad.
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[i]We cant waste time and you want us to go [/i]slower[i]? Someone called, it sounded like TheEngineer
You forgot the second [/i].
ah, oops, my bad
Who are you?
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[i]”We can’t waste time and you want us to go [/i]slower[i]?” Someone called, it sounded like TheEngineer
You forgot the second [/i].
ah, oops, my bad
Who are you?
Seriously, WTF?
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Seriously, WTF?
Yes. Seriously seriously seriously.
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I am very confused.
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Well hello mr jabberwacky spaghetti
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The second jebberwacky isn't me
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hmmm
huh?
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haha totally thrown you?
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Doesn't take much to throw me
:(
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Well, i guess this is true :D :-*
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Meanie :'( I need you to be nice to me right now
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What's happened? :-\
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I'll PM you
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WTF? Want MOAR Book.
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maybe tomorrow?
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I am anticipating already.
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Yippee!
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Dann were hero. COOLER MC DOOLIES.
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Want moar MOAR.
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just for you ;)
The return of Muffs.
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And potentially the death of Muffs!!!
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OH NOES! Muffs will kick their asses!
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I stopped reading a long time ago, have I done anything interesting yet?
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You got tortured. That is fairly interesting.
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...Huh...? Someone should fill me in! I deserve to know of my own torture!
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Read the last post of the story.
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REad the book!
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kk I have nothing better to do so I'm going to read everything in the book that i haven't yet.
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Yay!
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:o holy shiznit!! just finished reading!! want moar again!!
ps- i actually have bitten people that hard in the past ;D
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Want MOAR.
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MOAR NOW!!!!
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Want MOAR.
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moar either tonight or tomorrow. I was going to post but thought it was too crap so i started re-writing the next section
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Post now!
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You want me to sacrifice the quality of The Book? :o
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no......well it better be posted before I go to bed, which will be in a couple of hours
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Done
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Is it Cybelle? Are they nearing the end of their voyage? I can hardly stand the suspense!
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Sweet! A mysterious village!
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haha I threw ice at chris's head
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OMGness moar NOW. Please.
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Just out of curiosity, where is Mr Ireland? After they destroy the tower, Mr Ireland asks Space Cowgirl if he can leave the Columbus. Space Cowgirl tells him to ask the Lazarev's crew if he can ride with them. Later on, we see conversations inside the Lazarev. Bytes joins Chrissetti, Gayer, and Dann, later on to be replaced by Agent 0042. But Mr Ireland isn't there. So what car is he riding in?
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I have better question. Is it Atlantis?
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No one ever said it was a city. It was just some odd spires on the ice. It could be anything, even a trap by the conspiracy.
I might add at this point, if "Cybele" turns out to be some alien civilization akin to the Twilight Zone, I will be very pissed at a dumb plot twist and not bother reading.
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Just out of curiosity, where is Mr Ireland? After they destroy the tower, Mr Ireland asks Space Cowgirl if he can leave the Columbus. Space Cowgirl tells him to ask the Lazarev's crew if he can ride with them. Later on, we see conversations inside the Lazarev. Bytes joins Chrissetti, Gayer, and Dann, later on to be replaced by Agent 0042. But Mr Ireland isn't there. So what car is he riding in?
well spotted, a mistake I'll need to change at some point. oops.
Thanks for constructive critique
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Well, I am a very constructive man. I stand by my earlier comments. Cybele had better not turn out to be some kind of alien civilization.
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Well, I am a very constructive man. I stand by my earlier comments. Cybele had better not turn out to be some kind of alien civilization.
Don't worry, I have my own ideas for the 'city'
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You know what would be good...more book!
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I concur, so more is provided
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I hope they make it!
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My appearance is win.
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But it might make them fail!
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Ok.. you need to write more now. I can't wait to see what Cybele is.
Saddam is scary.
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It is kind of scary, but it seems kind of odd. The character development so far suggests that Saddam Al-Hashim is a kind of reluctant villain. Him going about his plans with sadistic glee doesn't seem right. But I will wait and see.
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Yeah, I was confused by the random change in personality.
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I've made a very slight change to more accurately reflect his personality. See, that's me as author trying to go for dramatic effect rather than letting my characters be themselves.
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That's a mean trick Mr Spaghetti.. I thought there was another chapter >:(
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sorry :-[ maybe tomorrow?
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So is this book super serial or is it humourous? I don't know whether to bother starting to read it or not as it looks pretty fookin long so far.
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sorry :-[ maybe tomorrow?
Make it so!
Kasroa, the book is serious and humorous.
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But how is this possible?!
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So is this book super serial or is it humourous? I don't know whether to bother starting to read it or not as it looks pretty fookin long so far.
There are moments of humour and there are moments of heart-pounding adrenaline-pumping action
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I find it hard to be entertained when not included in the story line... ;)
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We'll see ;)
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NO U!
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MORE NOW! >:(
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I find it hard to be entertained when not included in the story line... ;)
I'm entertained, but I'm also upset.
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I find it hard to be entertained when not included in the story line... ;)
I'm entertained, but I'm also upset.
We could still be introduced as inhabitants of the "city"... ;)
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I find it hard to be entertained when not included in the story line... ;)
I'm entertained, but I'm also upset.
We could still be introduced as inhabitants of the "city"... ;)
That is actually exactly what I was thinking. I am from Cybele after all.
IF TREKKY DOESN'T GET MOAR BOOK NOW, SHE DIES!!!
(http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1327;type=avatar)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Pistol_Browning_SFS.jpg/180px-Pistol_Browning_SFS.jpg)
Oh my god, so realistic!
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I find it hard to be entertained when not included in the story line... ;)
I'm entertained, but I'm also upset.
We could still be introduced as inhabitants of the "city"... ;)
That is actually exactly what I was thinking. I am from Cybele after all.
What a coincidence; I summer there!
IF TREKKY DOESN'T GET MOAR BOOK NOW, SHE DIES!!!
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Sororicide is the last refuge of the unimaginative... ::)
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EEKERZ!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! HURRY, CHRIS, WRITE MOAR FOR MY SAKE.
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*crosses fingers that Trekky doesn't pop up again for a while*
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Maybe some moar today?
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Huzzah, it better be up before my second period class today.
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Huzzah, it better be up before my second period class today.
when is your second period class in GMT?
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1:00 P.M. ?
I'm just guessing his 2nd period class would be 9:00 EDT.
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You know your prophet doesn't have a cube for a head right? It's a polyhedron with many more faces than 6
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T_T
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WANT FUCKING MOAR NOW!
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Il'ya plus du Le Cahier!
Bon Appetit!
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Oh no.. foreshadowing of danger! Good chapter, but you know MORE NOW, lol.
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Huzzah, it better be up before my second period class today.
when is your second period class in GMT?
1:00 P.M. ?
I'm just guessing his 2nd period class would be 9:00 EDT.
Thats exactly right.
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Cybele!!
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I died? The fuck!?
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Yeah, sorry about that.
Incidently, moar is now up
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Woo!! Tom's being kidnapped by remote control! Mr Spaghetti you are a tease, MORE MORE MORE.
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Is it too soon to be harassing, err, begging Chris for moar?
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beg away, no moar till tomorrow though.
(is it weird I spelt more as moar without even thinking about it?)
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Epic win.
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:(
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MOAR.
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soon!
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Now!
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ok fine, later on tonight then!
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yay I appreciate it muchly.
You been busy lately? You don't seem to have been here as much.
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Want MOAR.
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moar for all The Book fans
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Need more again though
but hehe innuendo
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Yeah.. you always leave us hanging! MORE MORE MORE. Good chapter.
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I leave on a cliffhanger to inspire me to write more, I hate leaving all the action stopped at the end of a post
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DON'T POST, UNLESS YOU HAVE MOAR!
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He just likes it when we beg.
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I don't know about you but I'm threatening. I'll kill your SnowFox!
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SnowFox is destroyed. Anyway it's gone midnight here, maybe tomorrow?
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It's 20 past here. MoAr. (I spelled it like KoRn to be different)
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oh, snap. whereabouts are you?
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Bonnie Scotland.
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England myself, tell me, do you want Scotland independence from the UK? A poll said recently that something like 35% do.
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I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
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I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between...
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England myself, tell me, do you want Scotland independence from the UK? A poll said recently that something like 35% do.
I do.
I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
They did.
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I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
Reported to the DAR.
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I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between...
I have no idea what that means.
I wish the red coats had won the revolutionary war. :'(
They did.
What?
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
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Um...is that a trick question?
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
But they lost what it was they were actually fighting over. The United States would be much better off under the control of Great Britain.
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Exactly, so it was a net loss for America in the long run. Another victory for GB!
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NO U!
America is exactly what you make it. Even the poor are well off here, so neener neener.
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America is the most hated and ignorant country ever. The Vatican is more scientifically minded than America.
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NO U!
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Whose side are you on? England chucked you out a century ago! You're allowed back, you know.
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Yeah, right. Like I'm going to fall for that one again... ::)
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Avoid Liverpool and you'll be fine.
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Don't make me use the belt.
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What the hell are you people talking about? Want MOAR Book.
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Thank you Saddam, yes we need MOAR.
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
But they lost what it was they were actually fighting over. The United States would be much better off under the control of Great Britain.
How so? I'd much rather live under the laws of the united states. I'm sorry that you like your free speech toned down. And your freedoms removed. If I was poorer maybe britain would be better....
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
But they lost what it was they were actually fighting over. The United States would be much better off under the control of Great Britain.
How so? I'd much rather live under the laws of the united states. I'm sorry that you like your free speech toned down. And your freedoms removed. If I was poorer maybe britain would be better....
Gearge W. Bush. Nuff said.
If you want more, look at the top beer and the top spectator sport.
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Stop talking about that! Jesus, we have threads about which one's better already.
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
But they lost what it was they were actually fighting over. The United States would be much better off under the control of Great Britain.
How so? I'd much rather live under the laws of the united states. I'm sorry that you like your free speech toned down. And your freedoms removed. If I was poorer maybe britain would be better....
Gearge W. Bush. Nuff said.
If you want more, look at the top beer and the top spectator sport.
Bush is soon gone. (Blair nuff said.) And i can drink what I want, (beer taste doesn't matter, look what brits eat, nasty shit and bread puddings, poverty ruined your guys' food tastes) as for sports, I don't watch em. We have better video games, better movies, (you guys buy our movies) and better food.
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Look at America. Look at Britain. Look at the leaders. Look at the global stereotypes of the two. Now ask yourself who came off better.
But they lost what it was they were actually fighting over. The United States would be much better off under the control of Great Britain.
How so? I'd much rather live under the laws of the united states. I'm sorry that you like your free speech toned down. And your freedoms removed. If I was poorer maybe britain would be better....
Gearge W. Bush. Nuff said.
If you want more, look at the top beer and the top spectator sport.
Bush is soon gone. (Blair nuff said.) And i can drink what I want, (beer taste doesn't matter, look what brits eat, nasty shit and bread puddings, poverty ruined your guys' food tastes) as for sports, I don't watch em. We have better video games, better movies, (you guys buy our movies) and better food.
Full English breakfasts, Shawn of the Dead, Hott Fuzz, Run, Fat boy, Run (which came out in the US 7 months after its premiere in the UK). Full English breakfasts are amazing, and Simon Pegg is hilarious. Ans what is it that your mean my "You guys buy our movies"? I live in NY.
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I assumed you were a brit. And go eat real british food. YUM. Oh wait that was sarcasm. And you named a few movies. Donnie darko, Boondock Saints, 300. The list of good movies is unending here. I don't even mean main stream movies, which we kill the british at.
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Speaking of 300, my school has one of the helmets used in the movie in our library because the producer went to our school. It is awesome.
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Outpost anyone? Glaswegian, too, might I add. Not only that, but Blair's gone and our freedom of speech isn't being toned down, the media just isn't allowed to lie to the public. FOX news and the cancerous milk. 'Nuff said.
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British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.
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British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.
What if I was fixing the roast?
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British food is nice enough. I'd probably murder any one of you for a roast dinner.
What if I was fixing the roast?
Then I'd murder someone else.
Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(
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I hate that word; "Brit". It's either a Southern thing or an American thing.
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Then I'd murder someone else.
Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(
It takes six hours to prepare a roast the way I do it...
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Then I'd murder someone else.
Will you cook me a nice roast dinner please? I'm well hungry but too hungover to cook :(
It takes six hours to prepare a roast the way I do it...
Well you better start now then. And cook me a fry-up to keep me going til the roast is ready.
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Well you better start now then. And cook me a fry-up to keep me going til the roast is ready.
I'll consider it.
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There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.
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There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.
I have a pork for roasting in the freezer actually. Maybe I'll make one tomorrow.
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There's no rush now, I found a fromage fraise in the fridge. I want pork or lamb for my roast. Don't overcook the vegetables either.
I have a pork for roasting in the freezer actually. Maybe I'll make one tomorrow.
Oo nice
I got elk in the freezer for roasting but I want to do a practice roast first on something else so I don't fuck it up cos its not easy to get a decent joint of elk
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Holy shit, please stop talking about it in this thread. Please.
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Well if you make a roast dinner thread we can talk about it there
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http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=21101.0
You may spam here.
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Thank you
So back to the book, more is needed
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I say we threaten to lynch Chrissetti.
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I think that idea will be effective...
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According to "Who's Online", he's pissing around in General Discussion. We can send him threatening PMs.
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You start
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Wait, he's posting in The Book RIGHT NOW!
(According to "Who's Online")
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YES! The lynching threat obviously worked, we should use it more often
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It seems like he stopped.
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Damn
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Moar added. I dropped out of it to check some details from early chapters, if you're wondering why I wasn't typing half way through
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Yay
Short entry this time. Whats Saddam gonna do?!
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I'm going to own Tom, definitely.
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I thought it was hinting toward suicide.
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He was aiming the gun at the sliding door of the caravan. It seemed to me like he was planning on boldly kidnapping Tom at gunpoint. Killing himself wouldn't save Sahah from Diego.
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He said something to Sahah about being sorry.
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Yeah, he didn't want to threaten innocent people with a gun, but he has no choice.
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Excellent chapter.. I'd forgotten about Saddam's sister.
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Yeah, he didn't want to threaten innocent people with a gun, but he has no choice.
Ok, I get it now.
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Damn right.
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Holy shit! I'm gone for four days, and everyone just forgets about The Book? Give me MOAR now, or I start shooting!
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That is probably going to happen next in the book anyway.
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I'll kill you.
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taters isn't in the book yet.. he could be waiting at Cybele to kill you.
ANYWAY.. yeah moar book Spaghetti-o!
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Want MOAR now.
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We Cybelians don't call it Cybele, the name is too long to write in our language so I will try to represent it in the English alphabet. We call it Shraccccccclisoonoscobinare. Just thought I would let you know. You can continue to call it Cybele if you wish. MOAR NOW.
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You seem to be taking it for granted that Chris will put you in the book as an inhabitant of Cybele. I'm not going to try and second-guess him, but:
Well, I am a very constructive man. I stand by my earlier comments. Cybele had better not turn out to be some kind of alien civilization.
Don't worry, I have my own ideas for the 'city'
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He could be a human tater hiding in Cybele.
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No, because The Book is fiction.
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Any resemblance of actual persons (living or dead) is purely coincidental...
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No, because The Book is fiction.
With this attitude, you may never be featured in The Book :(
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Any resemblance of actual persons (living or dead) is purely coincidental...
Nuh uh!
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Yuh huh!
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Any resemblance of actual persons (living or dead) is purely coincidental...'cept for Gayer.
Sorry. Fixed.
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No, because The Book is fiction.
Says you... speaking of which, read the latest moar.
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If I die I am going to kill you
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Watch this space ;)
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I'm getting my axe
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:o
Don't worry, Gayer. I will save you!
Great chapter Mr Spaghetti-o but it was too short! I already need moar.
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Hooray! I killed Chaltier and wounded Gayer and Dogplatter! However, they had better not kill me.
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After reading the whole thing again, I realize it is quite clearly not fiction. Moar soon please.
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Gayer died...
That's just...weird...
mostly because she's always on FES, and so figuratively never "dies".
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She didn't die, she got shot and is still a bit alive. Vision went blurry, then I think she passed out.
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Yeah, she probably won't die, she'll just be in a dramatic struggle to stay alive.
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First rAIST, THEN gAYER... oH MY.... THE INTENSE ACTION SHALL NEVER STOP! i LOVE CHRIS
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*sigh* I'm bored, moar book anyone?
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Please, sir...can we have some moar?
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ok, also, what will Oscar Wilde's name be in the Book, I can't really use the actual name...
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Can't I be a ghost?
Realism is for the weak.
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Sci fi doesn't have to make sense but it has to make sense within it's own context
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I grant you full artistic liscense over myself. Do with me what you will.
I'm just honoured that you would include me in this. :-*
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A lot of the first gen of characters have moved on or changed their names. Plus one of the scenes I've had in my head for a while needs more characters.
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If you want you could always go ahead and add me in there... just saying.
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Still waiting for the MOAR.
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I'm even moar excited now that moar characters are going to be added! :D
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I'm not dead! I love you Chris!
*puts away axe*
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Woo!!! I told you I'd save you Gayer.
That was another great chapter Chris, but it just makes us want more.
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Awesome! I kicked Engy's and Dogplatter's asses. Being that they are nerds, maybe that's not worth bragging about, but, who cares. I am epic win.
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At the end it says you were terrified Saddam.
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Awesome! I kicked Engy's and Dogplatter's asses. Being that they are nerds, maybe that's not worth bragging about, but, who cares. I am epic win.
Bah I just totally brushed off your pansy bullet-to-the-shoulder. That's how hard as nails I am!
Thanks for involving me in a kickass fight scene Chris.
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We need some more book.
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Definitely.
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Want MOAR.
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ok.
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Wow.. Saddam got his ass kicked.
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And I was there to have no idea what was going on.....
Sweet lol.
YAY I GOT MENTIONED.
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Getting the shit kicked out of me was a little embarrassing, but a good update. Personally, I doubt they\'re going to kill me. I detect perhaps a possibility of redemption for me.
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Getting the shit kicked out of me was a little embarrassing, but a good update. Personally, I doubt they\'re going to kill me. I detect perhaps a possibility of redemption for me.
Don't worry, I'll hang you another double and you'll be peachy once again ;D
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Hooray! Want MOAR.
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maybe tonight...
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It's tonight. Want moar.
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Maybe it's "tonight" in Colorado, Daughtry. Chris lives in England. So there.
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Well it's the next day now, so the night came and went. NEED MORE BOOK.
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I need more book too
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Please, sir...can we have some moar?
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LYNCH HIM! I NEED MOAR!
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Sorry, I've been...distracted last couple of days
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Maybe it's "tonight" in Colorado, Daughtry. Chris lives in England. So there.
It'd be later in Britain, so there.
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Stop it! The three dots mean personal problems! Go on, Spaghetti, spill your guts so that we may act childishly and mock your misfortune.
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MOAR BOOK!
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Maybe it's "tonight" in Colorado, Daughtry. Chris lives in England. So there.
It'd be later in Britain, so there.
The joke was I don't even know you, and I'm already calling you by your last name. Lawl. So there.
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Yeah Daughtry, how didn't you get that?
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WANT MOAR NAO!
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Stop it! The three dots mean personal problems! Go on, Spaghetti, spill your guts so that we may act childishly and mock your misfortune.
nono, it's been good recently, good enough even to keep me off FES!
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That is no excuse to slack off on The Book!
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you're right of course. some more either tonight or tomorrow.
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Chris found a girl!
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Who's the unlucky lady?
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Your mum
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
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Have you told her about FES?
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
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Stop it! The three dots mean personal problems! Go on, Spaghetti, spill your guts so that we may act childishly and mock your misfortune.
nono, it's been good recently, good enough even to keep me off FES!
Hey, if we don't have lives outside of this forum, then you can't either!! :P More book!!
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MOAR NAO OR I KILL YOU ALL!
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Stop it! The three dots mean personal problems! Go on, Spaghetti, spill your guts so that we may act childishly and mock your misfortune.
nono, it's been good recently, good enough even to keep me off FES!
Hey, if we don't have lives outside of this forum, then you can't either!! :P More book!!
Good point. More book!!
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WANT FUCKING MOAR NAO!
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What the hell is taking so long?!?! MOAR NAO!
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A much belated moar. one of my favourite chapters so far to write
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Woo! Good one, I thought Saddam was a goner.
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A much belated moar. one of my favourite chapters so far to write
Indeed, brief but decent. Will I be in this anytime soon?
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Excellent! I like the way I\'m suddenly a philosopher. I also maintain that there may be a hope of redemption for me. I\'m really not a bad guy. :(
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So... Where can I read the book? I can't find any links.
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Excellent! I like the way I\'m suddenly a philosopher. I also maintain that there may be a hope of redemption for me. I\'m really not a bad guy. :(
I actually used Saddam's last letter to the Iraqi people for his 'last' speech
So... Where can I read the book? I can't find any links.
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17001.0
there you go! ^_^ enjoy.
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So... Where can I read the book? I can't find any links.
It be teh sticky at teh top. I didn't notice that either for a while.
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I'll read the whole thing on the weekend, but right now I have a presentation for the Royal Geographical Society for funding for an expedition to the summit of Mount Erebus on Ross Island for volcanology. Due tomorrow. I haven't started. It's 5 pages what am I doing here?!
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Noob.
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Aw.
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Want MOAR.
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Me too
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Waiter, you seem to have forgotten my order of MOAR!!!!
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Terribly sorry, sir, but our oven is rather busy a the moment and may be a day or so until it's free...
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I want to kick some British ass.
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Shut up, traitor. MOAR.
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Possibly tomorrow. After I write an angry letter to the bouncers at my local club.
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Perhaps that could be included, and even edited to involve myself somehow? Come on, Muffs is in it!
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Possibly tomorrow. After I write an angry letter to the bouncers at my local club.
They won't read it. But we will read MOAR. Prioritize biatch.
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OOOOOOO
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yeah...moar added
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We are truly at your mercy...
The next moar cannot come soon enough.
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Indeed. Since Saddam hasn't posted yet, MOAR NAO!
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Super epic addition!
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Woo! Can't wait for more!
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Super epic addiction!
fix'd
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So Z and everyone believe the world is flat. They reffered to the city as the hubward province. Hubward is only relevant on a flat earth.....
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Yup. That's why there's Conspiracy soldiers.
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Well, these books tend to have twists. And with the few details he's giving us, i'm expecting an m night shamalayn type twist. (i butchered that name)
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I just call him Midnight Shallywallah...
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I just call him Midnight Shallywallah...
But midnight was awesome. He at least had different endings.
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I in no way intended to associate Shallywallah with the Mids.
"M. Night" is just too retarted, so I had to change it to something sensical...
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What about Professor Michael Derek Night?
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So Z and everyone believe the world is flat. They reffered to the city as the hubward province. Hubward is only relevant on a flat earth.....
"Hubward" could just be a code name, though.
Epic addition.
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So Z and everyone believe the world is flat. They reffered to the city as the hubward province. Hubward is only relevant on a flat earth.....
"Hubward" could just be a code name, though.
Epic addition.
Yes, but the code would only make sense if they are used to the Flat earth model. And since it is either hubward on the FE, or at the very edge of antartica on the RE, it is reasonable to assume they believe in a Flat Earth.
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Perhaps.
You know what would suck? If at the end, it turns out the Earth isn't flat. That would suck. And blow.
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ahhhhhmazin!!
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Quiet, Muffz.
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Perhaps.
You know what would suck? If at the end, it turns out the Earth isn't flat. That would suck. And blow.
That's what i meant by the twist....
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No!
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Quiet, Muffz.
Nevar!!
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NO U!
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Moar!
Size 1 billion does not work, neither does 100 million... apparently 99 is the biggest.
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Perhaps.
You know what would suck? If at the end, it turns out the Earth isn't flat. That would suck. And blow.
I already have the ending almost picture-perfect in my mind
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It had damned well better be flat.
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Perhaps.
You know what would suck? If at the end, it turns out the Earth isn't flat. That would suck. And blow.
I already have the ending almost picture-perfect in my mind
Glad to hear it. Just out of curiosity, could you tell us how much of The Book is left roughly? Are we halfway through? Two thirds through?
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I'd say... 3/4? maybe a bit less?
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So we are 1/4 or a little more into it?
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So we are 1/4 or a little more into it?
we are 3/4 through it. We have about 1/4 left.
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I don't want it to ever end :(
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I don't want it to ever end :(
But then you'll never read The Sequel
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The Sequel...interesting. Flat Mars?
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Who knows?
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I don't want it to ever end :(
But then you'll never read The Sequel
ooooo
I was thinking earlier about what the title of The Book would be and then decided it can only have the title "The Book", anything else would seem weird and wrong
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Want MOAR.
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I don't want it to ever end :(
But then you'll never read The Sequel
Do I smell trilogy?
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Nope, just two so far. You couldn't smell a trilogy yet.
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I don't want it to ever end :(
But then you'll never read The Sequel
ooooo
I was thinking earlier about what the title of The Book would be and then decided it can only have the title "The Book", anything else would seem weird and wrong
it's weird, I think exactly the same
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I don't want it to ever end :(
But then you'll never read The Sequel
ooooo
I was thinking earlier about what the title of The Book would be and then decided it can only have the title "The Book", anything else would seem weird and wrong
it's weird, I think exactly the same
Are we the same person? :-\
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I think we might be
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In which case, make us a cup of tea
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ok, as long as you run us a bath
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I'm not sure that I want to take a bath now that we're the same person
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Stop flirting with Gayer and give us MOAR already.
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Woo book!
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Moar. In which We learn: something of a conspiracy, how crap Trekky is at basic engineering, that Muffs has a dark secret.
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Need more need more!
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The Project? Lies? Too short? DEMAND MOAR IMMEDIATELY!
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Muffz said "retarted". :D
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OMG! What is Muffs secret?
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OMG! What is Muffs secret?
Her arm is pregnant
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OMG! What is Muffs secret?
Her arm is pregnant
With a lizard baby.
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Want MOAR.
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o.O....what's the lump? Like, cancer or something??
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It's swollen from the injection.
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General Douchebag is right. She has the lump from being injected with the knockout drug, but Trekky wasn't around at the time, so he doesn't know what Z was telling her, and Muffs isn't going to tell Trekky about it while he's that badly stressed. That is Muffs's "secret". We have several clues about the conspiracy, so let's try to put them together:
- The conspiracy's official name is "The Project".
- According to my confession, they are not affiliated with the official U.S. military.
- With the company Oedipus Auto Components Limited, The Project has set a trap for Tom Bishop.
- Capturing Tom Bishop alive seems to be a priority for them, not only did they allow innocent civilians to become involved to get Tom onto the ice, but they also were willing to risk their other targets escaping when I hijacked the Rowbotham.
- While they are not "official", they have access to an army of professional soldiers. How?
What else do we know?
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There is no sin except lack of moar...
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o.O....what's the lump? Like, cancer or something??
An implant of some sort, more than likely. Perhaps a remote controlled high explosive. You know how ruthless those conspiracy bastards can be. >:(
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It's swollen from the injection.
General Douchebag is right.
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I reckon implant too, just a swollen arm isn't a secret really
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If it's swollen from a K.O. drug, and she heard a terrible secret from Z, then it is.
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I was thinking what Saddam said, that the arm is swollen from the injection and the secret is what she heard from Z. But we could be wrong.
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Want MOAR.
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Z needs to stop by and say hello.
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The fictional Muffz's life is at stake; there needs to be moar!
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If there isn't moar book soon, the real muffz life will me at stake. Hurry up Chris.
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I've got a gun! Give me MOAR NAO!
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o.O....HELP.
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I'LL KILL MUFFZ! GIVE ME MOAR NAO!
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But I already implied that I would kill her.
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IMPLICATIONS OR SHOUTING, WHO CARES?! Y'ALL ARE BOTH SAYIN THAT YA WANNA KILL ME!
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But I already implied that I would kill her.
NO ME!
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HURRY UP CHRIS PLEASE
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You'd better hope they get you first, I'll drag it out, and put the video on YouTube for Chris to see.
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You can torture her, then me and Saddam can both kill her at the same time!
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We can all kill her. Want MOAR NAO!
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I'll crucify her, you can put on the crown of thorns, and Taters can stick the rusty spear under her ribcage. How's that?
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I was doing a charity walk yesterday in Derbyshire. I now have so many blisters that I'm not getting up out of this seat for the rest of today. Moar today
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Huzzah for moar! Looks like we don't have to kill Muffz. Want to anyway?
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Let's.
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I do like the crucifiction one, but that leaves Saddam out of the mix.
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Saddam, do you want to pull out her finger/toe nails then flay her? This sounds more like some disgusting paedo fetish fantasy.
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It's been several hours since the promise of more.. WHERE IS MOAR?
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Anybody remember what muffs' in-book name was?
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It was Alice
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Ta, couldn't remember and couldn't be arsed to go looking
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I've been reading through it all again :)
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Liar.
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Nice addition, but a bit short.
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OMG.. is Muffs going to blow up?
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I bet the bump is a bomb! They will get the thing to stop, then she will blow up!
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I are 14 now Chris. DAT TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIE!
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The implant isn't a bomb. It's too small. And she'd have them cut it out or something. It is probably more a signaler, or a remote control of some sort. (swollen from the injection ::) )
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BOMB!!!!
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REMOTE!
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BUMP!
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YAY!
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What's with these tiny moars?
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Yea, there should be a huge moar next.
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I think you've had enough
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TOO SHORT! WANT MOAR!
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We haven't had any moar in a long time.
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TOO SHORT! WANT MOAR!
That's what she said.
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Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!
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Oh YES HE DID!
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It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little moar. :(
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This MOAR was epic. Even though i am not mentioned, we know that I am driving the vehicle. We also know that it takes massive skill to drive the vehicle. Thus, Chris has proven to all of you, that i am the greatest driver alive.
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I'm too sexy for The Book...
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Woohoo! Really good chapter, can't wait to see what's up with Muffs' lumpy arm.
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I'm too sexy for The Book...
You're not in it yet...
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I'm too sexy for The Book...
You're not in it yet...
Until I am, that is the reason for my absence.
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Sounds like a good reason to me!
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I'm a mad Brit with super-awesome ideas!
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And I guess you were right about Muffs's secret. LIKE BIGGER MOAR, WANT MOAR NAO NONETHELESS! Also moar me.
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Is she gonna cut herself?
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Masochism or suicide, either way Muffs is an emo, so narcberry will hopefully be deterred, we can stop being all creepy and just have emo-ness on her, and Muffs can finally turn off the lights when she goes to bed. Nice one, Chris, everybody wins!
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Ah, excellent moar, Chris!! It makes me want moar moar!
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Muffs is emo now lol. Made me laugh.
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Just in the Book. In real life...I'm usually more bipolarish.
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Just in the Book. In real life...I'm usually more bipolarish.
So emo and amphetamine addict. Got it.
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...No, lol. You can be bipolarish without being a druggie.
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Not in this case, druggie.
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...No, lol. You can be bipolarish without being a druggie.
Can you say lithium?
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Potassium, sodium! Guess the connection, win a special prize.
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Potassium, sodium! Guess the connection, win a special prize.
Electrolytes?
Actually, all this talk about Muffs being a crazed druggie is irrelevant and off topic. We should be demanding moar book!! >:(
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Alkali metals, column 1 on your periodic table. I remember that, and I stopped Chemistry after S2! (year 3, 8th grade)
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I never took chemistry. Mostly earth science, biology and physics. However, as a runner I know that Potassium and Sodium are important electrolytes that you want to replenish during long runs (which is why Gatorade tastes like sweat).
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I'm not a druggie! However, I am addicted to the Book; I want moar!
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I'm not a druggie!
Denial is the first danger sign. :(
However, I am addicted to the Book; I want moar!
While not addicted, I agree that moar book would be a good thing.
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Disagreed on first statement, but agreed on second statement.
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Disagreed on first statement, but agreed on second statement.
Muffz, tweaking is not cool, and it's not fun. You need to stop. And cutting is just ewww. Stop it.
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But I don't cut. And what the hell is tweaking?
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But I don't cut. And what the hell is tweaking?
seconded
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*sigh* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweaking_%28behavior%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweaking_%28behavior%29)
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Grr. I only get OCD-like during panic attacks in vehicles.
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What causes that? Drugs!
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I have OCD, I always have to touch things as I walk by them.
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Every time I see a picture, I draw an eyepatch on it somewhere. That isn't OCD though, I just like pirates.
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I'm a pirate.
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A pirate pope? Concubitus per un duck!
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I always say argh, plus I can fence. Also I am awesome. These are all qualities of pirates. Also huge balls.
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I have a pirate vocalist on Rock Band, I'm just saving up for a pirate jacket.
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sorry to interrupt the aimless meanderings of conversation but there's moar if anyone cares.... in which a new character rears it's head.
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I'm a girl? And I'm in the conspiracy. Whatever, I'm in The Book! ;D ;D ;D
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there weren't enough girls in The Book
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Epic moar.
Seriously, brilliant.
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hahha taters is awesome in the book
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Yay... that was worth waiting forever for.
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I am quite insane, and also a genius.
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And a girl, don't forget. I like taters character.
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Me too.
Of course, my appearance will be even moar epic...
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Me too.
Of course, my appearance will be even moar epic...
And magically delicious. ALSO PRETTY.
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Me too.
Of course, my appearance will be even moar epic...
And magically delicious. ALSO PRETTY.
This post is the reason "quoting for truth" was invented.
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It will have to be quick, according to Chris there is not much book left.
Edit: My favorite part is that I scuttle away, but it doesn't mention my arachno-robo legs.
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Aaaaaahahaahaa taters is a girl XD
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Now that we're back up, moar?
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There was MOAR over at the new site, I don't know if he put it here yet.
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Now that we're back up, moar?
That's what she said.
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Now that we're back up, moar?
That's what she said.
ROFL!
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Don't encourage him.
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If we don't encourage him, he'll just keep lashing out for attention.
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So, then it's funny. Lets ignore him until he becomes entertaining again.
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SADDAM DEMANDS MOAR!
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And just where have you been? ;D
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I've been busy for a few weeks. Don't worry, the government hasn't managed to kill me yet. Also, I have updated my much better book.
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Hopefully, if all goes to plan, there will be a delicious new Moar today. Sorry about the delays but with all the forum jumping I lost my Book rhythm and the fires of inspiration withered and died
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YAY FER MOAR
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w00t moar!
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
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Only if it's a good moar.
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Have you added the MOAR form the other site yet?
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The true moar. Mostly a re-write of the post on the other site but now everything's up to date and the ball's rolling
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Just a quick question.
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks.
Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
Is that supposed to be:
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks."
"Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
or
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks."
Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
or
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks. Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
I have a good reason for asking, but I'm not telling you what it is.
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Jesus, who cares? There are thousands of grammatical errors in The Book.
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Just a quick question.
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks.
Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
Is that supposed to be:
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks."
"Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
or
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks."
Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
or
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks. Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
I have a good reason for asking, but I'm not telling you what it is.
Actually, should be:
"A cloud of snow and ice, thrown up from their wheels and tracks. They had troop carriers, prison vans, even light tanks.
"Naturally we surrendered, what else could we do?"
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Thanks.
Also, from a different point somewhere in the book you used the word "apopleplctic" What did you mean to put?
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Thanks.
Also, from a different point somewhere in the book you used the word "apopleplctic" What did you mean to put?
"Apoplectic", probably.
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Ok. Thanks
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Hi, it's Oscar Wilde.
I'm just here to request moar.
Thanks.
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Understood, Mr Wilde. It's my birthday tomorrow but I'm at work so I may just slack off (more than usual) and write The Book.
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:-*
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How old will you be?
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It's rude to ask that here in the West, Saddam! >:(
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I'm not talking to a woman. ::)
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How old will you be?
4.358899^2
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Nineteen and a bit? It isn't your birthday then.
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woo!
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moar added in which Diego strikes, and Narcberry commands his army.
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What a moar!
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Winnage! I loved the Rambo reference.
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That was epic. Editting the new MOARS as they come will be much easier than the giant edit I did the first time.
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Yay moar.
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Just read the last two posts. Nice moar! Oh, and is Chrissetti's new avy the janitor from Scrubs? I love that show!
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Just to let you know there is moar. In this moar people die and Taters returns!
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Amazing! I was just heading out, I'll edit it when I get back.
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wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!
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wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!
(http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
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ooo freaky deaths
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Don't worry, Raist. I'm sure I'll be in The Book soon. That'll make up for it.
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General Gayer, Gayers evil twin, and I could have been the people that killed Raist and Agent 0042.
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What even happened to them? Did the helicopter balde cut their heads off or something? I don't get it!
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It was us with our giant shurikens, for we are anime-style ninjas.
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I still don't get it. And why did Muffs collapse?
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Two guys just had their throats torn open by an unknown threat. Methinks, shock.
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I think it needs a bit more explaining. That part just came out of nowhere. I didn't even notice it the first time I read it.
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Muffs didn't collapse, the helpless pair were the ones with their throats cut. All will be explained shortly ;)
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Ok, I was just making sure I didn't miss the explanation.
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WANT MOAR EPIC SADDAM!
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Saddam will be back soon, so will Diego and Oscar will be introduced. All within the next chapter (pay attention. Chapter, not post)
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Gotcha! Saddam is back in this moar. And another death happens.
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Dayuuumm!
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What? No, you can't let Z kill me!
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I'm sure you will get out of it Saddam. Maybe not though.
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This is all your fault for being a decoy.
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NICE MOAR I WANT MOAR MOAR YAY
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Oscar will be introduced.
:D
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>:(
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I like the violent moar.
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I like being a distraction.
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What even happened to them? Did the helicopter balde cut their heads off or something? I don't get it!
Z sliced their throats as he went by. I thought Chris made it kind of obvious.
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I want dann to kill Z. To AVENGE me.
Dann, you better kill him with your pretty.
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Want MOAR.
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I want dann to kill Z. To AVENGE me.
Dann, you better kill him with your pretty.
THAT WOULD BE BOSS!!!
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THAT WOULD BE BOSS!!!
Your eggo is preggo, home skillet.
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preggo eggo?
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preggo eggo?
That ain't no etch a sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid.
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I repeat, want MOAR.
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preggo eggo?
That ain't no etch a sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid.
OOOOH! Love that movie! But why did Oscar call me preggers? And, yes Saddam, we all want moar. So please stfu.
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NO U!
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preggo eggo?
That ain't no etch a sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid.
OOOOH! Love that movie! But why did Oscar call me preggers? And, yes Saddam, we all want moar. So please stfu.
You remind me of Juno; lame and full of fail.
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preggo eggo?
That ain't no etch a sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid.
OOOOH! Love that movie! But why did Oscar call me preggers? And, yes Saddam, we all want moar. So please stfu.
You remind me of Juno; lame and full of fail.
I went to see that movie on my first date with my current gf. We spent half the movie walking around the mall parking lot talking. Great movie. I think....
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It is a great movie, take my word for it ;D.
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It is a great movie, take my word for it ;D.
You think teen pregnancy is "great"?
You're a monster.
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It is a great movie, take my word for it ;D.
Muffz suggests a movie. Ok, i'll stab myself in the foot instead of seeing it. If i ever have the choice that is.
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It is a great movie, take my word for it ;D.
You think teen pregnancy is "great"?
You're a monster.
No. The story is great. The story which happens to have teen pregnancy in it.
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Muffz stop it. Don't get pregnant it's bad. And if you do, staircase that shit.
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...I'm not going to get pregnant...
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Muffz stop it. Don't get pregnant it's bad. And if you do, staircase that shit.
dumster@promftw
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Muffz stop it. Don't get pregnant it's bad. And if you do, staircase that shit.
dumster@promftw
>X-C
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...I'm not going to get pregnant...
Too late.
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Muffz stop it. Don't get pregnant it's bad. And if you do, staircase that shit.
dumster@promftw
>X-C
Make your baby look like your avatar.
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Too late. Her baby looks like Narcberry.
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What a coincidence!
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Screw you all, mofos.
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abortion
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Screw you all, mofos.
Won't that just increase your chances of falling pregnant?
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Screw you all, mofos.
Won't that just increase your chances of falling pregnant?
Sthu, you know what I meant.
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Muffz is pregnant. Who's the father?
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Nobody, because I'm not pregnant.
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Nobody, because I'm not pregnant
You are now.
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Nobody, because I'm not pregnant.
Abortion nao?
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Dr. Saddam to the rescue!
(http://z.about.com/d/retail/1/0/V/0/-/-/hanger_wire.jpg)
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Preventive medicine is always preferred, Dr. Saddam. I recommend a set of castration clamps.
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That won't be helpful until we know who the father is. Who is the father?
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I'M NOT PREGNANT.
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Denial will not help your current situation. Now, do Trekky and your parents know?
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...They know that I am not currently pregnant and probably will never be pregnant cuz I don't wanna ruin any lil kids lives...
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...They know that I am not currently pregnant and probably will never be pregnant cuz I don't wanna ruin any lil kids lives...
Creating ≠ ruining.
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...They know that I am not currently pregnant and probably will never be pregnant cuz I don't wanna ruin any lil kids lives...
Creating ≠ ruining.
I know. I just think I'd be a bad parent, and I want kids to have good parents. Plus, I'm selfish and don't want to A- pretty much wreck my body and B- spend the time, money, and effort it takes to raise kids. It's horrible, but true. I'm a fine babysitter, and I think I'd be a fine godparent or aunt or something, but I highly doubt that I'll ever have kids of my own.
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...They know that I am not currently pregnant and probably will never be pregnant cuz I don't wanna ruin any lil kids lives...
How does your brother know you aren't pregnant?
*barfs*
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He knows because I would tell him if I was. And I'm not.
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Or so you say. Trekky has doubts.
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O RLY? PROOV EET.
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Simple. I am Trekky.
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Lol. Fail. No you're not. Trekky wasn't anywhere near a computer for the past 30 minutes.
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He knows because I would tell him if I was. And I'm not.
So hypothetically.... if you were pregnant...... i'm not saying you are but if...... who would the dad be.
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No one on FES, that's for sure.
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You're breaking Tom Bishop's heart.
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*puke*
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You can be hurtful sometimes. :'(
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Are you Tom Bishop?
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Yes. I am Saddam, Tom, Gayer, Narcberry, and Trekky.
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You aren't Trekky.
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Oh yes, indeed I am, and I don't like the way you've been looking at Playgirl.
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I'm Saddam.
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I'm
Raist Mids.
(oh we're supposed to put someone elses names. Thought it was another introduction thread)
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I'm Saddam.
You tell blind stories!
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Moar book nao!
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Agreed!
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WANT MOAR.
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YES MORE!!!
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Yay for epic moar! Dann rocked, but why did I scream?
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Cause you still have that thing in your arm, I bet! Great and awesome moar, Chris.
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What is the thing?
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I doubt this, but I hope it gives you superpowers later on. Anyway, this epic moar made the similarly titled movie look like crap. And it still would if it wasn't crap in the first place. But in this case, it makes the movie look double-crap.
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YES SUPERPOWERS YES YES!!
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Or a remote controlled explosive device. Chris should let me cut it out of your arm, I am a nurse after all.
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This one was so sad....
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Your death was rather sudden.
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It was. I demand a ghost, or a flash back.
I should talk.
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DANN APPROVES!
Moar please
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Dann, you didn't save me. Or tell me about your feelings..... :(
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If Dann commits suicide to redeem himself to you, I will cry. Forever. I will never stop crying if that happens. Ever.
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You heard her. You have to make dann commit suicide. NAO.
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If Chrissetti fucking kills me off...I will be pissed.
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You heard her. You have to make dann commit suicide. NAO.
NO PLEASE NOOOO! :'( :'( :'(
If Chrissetti fucking kills me off...I will be pissed.
He kills off anyone he wants to. BUT IF HE KILLS OFF ME OR DANN I WILLS CRY :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(. Now Trekky....that'd be funny...
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He won't kill you off. You're the only remaining symbol of innocence in this book.
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I don't know. This book has a large Dark Tower influence. That book killed all innocence. Dann and my love was a real symbol of innocence that the war couldn't touch, then it did.
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He won't kill you off. You're the only remaining symbol of innocence in this book.
Yay innocence! Or I could do something drastic and become a total rebel once I get my totally boss superpowers....
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I doubt that there will be any superpowers.
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YES THERE MUST BE! I COULD SAVE EVERYBODY AND HAVE LOTSA ANGST!
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No, I just think you'll be Narcberry's love interest.
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No. I refuse. Narc raping me would be a much more likely circumstance, but I don't want that either. I would fight him off with my SUPERPOWERS.
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What, the ability to turn any situation into a massive disco, thus inducing an epileptic fit in yourself and making it only more amusing for narc? Well... MOAR BOOK NAO PLEASE.
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No. I refuse. Narc raping me would be a much more likely circumstance, but I don't want that either. I would fight him off with my SUPERPOWERS.
I can see it now. Your name would be Rape Victim. Your superpower would be the inability to say no to a drink with a rooffie in it.
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That's not a superpower at all!
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It is from where I'm standing...
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It is from where I'm standing...
That deserves an e-pound it.
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I don't get it...
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
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Taters is awesome in The Book.
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
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Taters is awesome in The Book.
Thank you.
He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
I didn't do it on purpose, like it said: I'm insane.
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Since when did insanity ever absolve someone of responsibility?
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Since when did insanity ever absolve someone of responsibility?
In federal courts of law......
Also during sexual intercourse....
they can't be held accountable to contracts they sign.....
They can kill people, and only go to mental hospitals.....
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Since when did insanity ever absolve someone of responsibility?
When it took away there ability to form rational thought. Also I just think that Taters was rambling out of habit not specifically to distract them.
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More things have changed after my death than I realized... :-\
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We invented the Internet too.
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Yeah, I seem to be doing okay with that much at least.
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Since when did insanity ever absolve someone of responsibility?
When it took away there ability to form rational thought. Also I just think that Taters was rambling out of habit not specifically to distract them.
oh, does that make me alive again? NO!
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But I wasn't actually doing anything wrong! You shouldn't have been distracted do easily.
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But I wasn't actually doing anything wrong! You shouldn't have been distracted do easily.
I'm still dead, and your inventions brought z to me.
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I blame you.
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I blame you.
I'm telling dann. He'll kill you back.
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Taters is perverted as well...
"My what a big one you have, sir!" She giggled. Dann roared and slammed the butt of the gun down on her chest, forcing her to curl into a fetal position "But it's how he uses it that counts!"
That's dirty, taters. Shame on you.
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;D
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;D
You're a whore. A dirty dirty whore.
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But a genius.
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A whore genius.
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An amazing whore genius.
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...with the flowery dress and robot arms...
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An amazing whore genius.
a shitty whore genius that helped kill the best person ever.
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It'll all probably turn out to be just a dream in the end or something.
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It'll all probably turn out to be just a dream in the end or something.
With chrisseti cleaning the white stain off the mattress from the gayer scene.
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;D
It could just be Guessed and Beno tripping out on some bad chrondem. They'll finally be included then.
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.
YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!
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I had better not die...
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I had better not die...
What's the matter Saddam? Afraid that the virgins will be ugly?
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I'm not a Muslim. Why does everyone assume that being an Arab automatically makes me a Muslim?
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The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed
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I am the real Saddam Hussein, and I am not a Muslim. I did occasionally toss out a few references to "God" to placate my religious population, but I haven't willingly done anything religious since my childhood.
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.
YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!
Man Lurve vengance is the manliest vengiest kind.
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With the exception of avenging a murdered monkey.
This is superseded by avenging a male monkey
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Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php
Also, moar nao kthnx.
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WANT MOAR!
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Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php
Also, moar nao kthnx.
If you do I could send you the updated editted version. My mom wanted it off the computer, so I put it on my flash drive.
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I am dann. I r dan
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The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed
Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)
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He captured my personality perfectly. I do tend to hum to myself on occasion, thee occasion being whenever I get a chance.
And dann is going to give you the banhammer of life to the face. Helping to kill me taters. Really? I used to like you.
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED! Unless Chris hates Dann.
YAY VENGEANCE!!!!!
Man Lurve vengance is the manliest vengiest kind.
The absolute manliest.
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The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed
Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)
Like I said. Fortunately, now I don't have to pretend anymore.
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The real Saddam Hussein was a Muslim, he believed he was a direct descendant of Mohhamed
Saddam was a poser muslim. He drank and such. Simply claimed to be a muslim to keep the people happy. (English kings claiming divine right sort of thing. ya dig?)
Like I said. Fortunately, now I don't have to pretend anymore.
because you are dead.
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Officially, yes. But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.
(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))
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Officially, yes. But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.
(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))
Or, you are dead.
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Also, moar please.
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Officially, yes. But when the time is right, this Iraqi shall strike, and wreak vengeance on those who destroyed my country.
(If you happen to be a veteran or know one, don't worry, I'm not going after you, I'm going after the crooks who ordered the invasion. ::))
Or, you are dead.
Right.
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Chris, you should upload The Book to the internet archives http://www.archive.org/index.php
Also, moar nao kthnx.
If you do I could send you the updated edited version. My mom wanted it off the computer, so I put it on my flash drive.
Why would she want that great piece of literature off her computer?
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She's American. She's waiting for the movie, which reminds me. Movie and me?
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IMPORTANT BOOK NEWS
Because I can't be bothered to pen the script for The Book:The Movie I'm opening it up to anyone who can use a keyboard as a competition.
Your challenge is to write any scene from The Book which has been written so far in the format of a movie script. The best three entries I get PMed to me will be posted in the main forums for public voting.
it can be any scene, from the initial plane landing, to the attack on The Dark Tower, to a Raist and Dann manlurve scene.
Also in your script it must say at the top which actor is playing each character!
Good luck!
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Your heading failed, but I'll give it a shot anyway. Also, want MOAR.
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In an hour or so
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It's been more than ten hours. Want MOAR NAO.
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wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!
I gave you an awesome death scene.
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IMPORTANT BOOK NEWS
Because I can't be bothered to pen the script for The Book:The Movie I'm opening it up to anyone who can use a keyboard as a competition.
Your challenge is to write any scene from The Book which has been written so far in the format of a movie script. The best three entries I get PMed to me will be posted in the main forums for public voting.
it can be any scene, from the initial plane landing, to the attack on The Dark Tower, to a Raist and Dann manlurve scene.
Also in your script it must say at the top which actor is playing each character!
Good luck!
I would totally do it if i werent lazy and it wasnt football season.
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wtf. I haven't even done anything for how many updates, then you kill me without even one last line. I demand a dream sequence scene, where I am still alive!!!!
I gave you an awesome death scene.
Cool..... not.
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Funny, that. I thought your throat exploding in a fountain of blood after being hit by a knife flung by a NINJA!!! would be a fate to be proud of. Not as much as a drug fuelled sex heart attack, but still...
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Moar. In which there is moar death. And singing.
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Hoorayness!
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I haven't kept up on the book, am I in it at all?
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No, you're not. I thought Agent 0042 was already dead. And Chrissetti skipped over what happened to me. HE CAN'T KILL ME OFF! IT WOULD RUIN THE SAHAH SUBPLOT!
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I think the subplot could still exist without you. Taters has the best songs ever.
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Wait...did I die?
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No, brat. I just read the moar, and it's the best yet!
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yet moar. Possibly the epicest yet because it includes the debut of...
Oscar Wilde!
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the end of the world?!!!!
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Where am I? >:(
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What the fuck? You killed me off, you stupid son of a bitch!
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Quit whingeing, you had a massive part in The Book, I simply felt that your tragic story arc needed the tragic conclusion. You knew I killed you off a few posts ago.
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What the fuck? You killed me off, you stupid son of a bitch!
At least you had a prominent role.
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Words fail me...
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Tom Bishop is evil!?
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I'm confused now?
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I'm confused now?
no.
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I'll be more satisfied if the Sahah subplot is handled a little more happily. AT THE VERY LEAST, KEEP HER ALIVE!
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;D
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MOAR added. please tell me if I've forgotten any of the dead, or have accidentally killed off someone who is supposed to be alive.
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awww man-lurve
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A funeral befitting my glory. Thank you. You are no longer a son of a bitch. Also, Chaltier's dead, courtesy of myself.
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Nice moar, Chris! The man lurve is very sweet.
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Touching funeral for me. MOAR VENDETTA!!!!
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A funeral befitting my glory. Thank you. You are no longer a son of a bitch. Also, Chaltier's dead, courtesy of myself.
Thanks, I'll change later.
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You're welcome.
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EPICNESS SHALL ENSUE!
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moar soon. How soon? No idea. Soon? Yes.
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Indeed.
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All you book writers have been slacking. That goes for you too, Saddam >:(
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That's because I can't think of a way to describe the fight between Muffz and Mrs. Peach.
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Is there jello involved?
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No, but I am thinking of a way to try and make it easier on me.
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Well, you could have a brief struggle and then whoever loses gets conked on the head and passes out. That way you don't have to describe the fight much.
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Perhaps.
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Well, you could have a brief struggle and then whoever loses gets conked on the head and passes out. That way you don't have to describe the fight much.
But fight scenes are some of the most fun to write! If it's a frantic one you don't need and is probably better without heavy description
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Yes, but sometimes I have difficulty putting what's in my head down on paper. I always wonder if my readers will have any idea of what I'm talking about.
Anyway, want MOAR.
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Maybe you should just try writing it, Saddam. If it sucks you don't have to keep it, and you can try again.
Also, MOAR NAO!
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moar. if anyone's interested.
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;D
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Nice job. I am filled with suspense!
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Then perhaps you'd like another moar? I'm feeling Bookish
All i need is a cup of tea, a biscuit, a keyboard, at least one working finger and appropriate music.
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Yes, want MOAR!
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Yes! I like moar.
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A second moar in one day?! what's going on?
It's finally here ladies and gentlemen. The intrepid SnowFox explorers have found the End of the World!
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The Project shall crush them! >:(
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The Project isn't down and out yet. DD's on his way and no doubt Oscar has something up his sleeve.
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Oh yes! The earth is flat! I think the shit is about to hit the fan.
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AWESOME!
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Saddam is deeply intrigued!
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I've missed alot! It's all epic :).
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Is Taters' existence isn the book at an end?
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Not yet.
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I liked the moars. I enjoyed my mentions.
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I've been gone for at least a week and no moars!
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I've been gone for at least a week and no moars!
Welcome back, nothing has changed.
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I just spent about four hours reading The Book for the first time, and all I have to say is MOAR!
I'll be working my way through the other Books in chronological order, though probably not right away as it's after three in the morning.
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Is it done yet?
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I've been gone for at least a week and no moars!
My PC went up the shitter.
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY!!!
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Who?? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
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I've been gone for at least a week and no moars!
My PC went up the shitter.
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY!!!
Shady?
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Never discuss the wigger!
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Never discuss the wigger!
Never eat the worm.
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I don't want to, so everybody wins!
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
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My school blocked Lovely
www.proxy.org
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
They blocked Lovely? The bastards!
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Moar.
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My school blocked Lovely
www.proxy.org
I think I've had to expalin this to you before. Listen carefully:
MOST SCHOOLS ALSO BLOCK PROXIES.
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I think I've had to expalin this to you before. Listen carefully:
MOST SCHOOLS ALSO BLOCK PROXIES.
I'm sure, with the thousands of proxies out there, there will be at least one that his school has missed. The trick is to find it.
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
They blocked Lovely? The bastards!
That's hilarious. Taters is just gonna have to post here now when he's at school.
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
They blocked Lovely? The bastards!
That's hilarious. Taters is just gonna have to post here now when he's at school.
But he's more loved on Lovely
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TFES has been banned here, and I'm not on Lovely. I'll check if we can get it tomorrow, but I doubt it. Also, if you try to access proxies from my school, Network Support (the wankers that banned the BBC and our own school site) get an email and your account is deleted, and you're banned from the computers forever. Good "rickrolling" tool though. ;)
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
They blocked Lovely? The bastards!
That's hilarious. Taters is just gonna have to post here now when he's at school.
But he's more loved on Lovely
No he's not. You all laugh at him behind his back. We all love him here.
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I think I've had to expalin this to you before. Listen carefully:
MOST SCHOOLS ALSO BLOCK PROXIES.
I'm sure, with the thousands of proxies out there, there will be at least one that his school has missed. The trick is to find it.
They don't manually search for proxies and ban the ones that they find. They use an automated searcher which bans all websites with proxies.
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They don't manually search for proxies and ban the ones that they find. They use an automated searcher which bans all websites with proxies.
Oh.
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Lol.
Also if they ban you for going to a proxy, they probably have the network setup to detect them.
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Saddam > Osama
Just kidding. :-*
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Saddam > Osama
Just kidding. :-*
:-*
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MOAR soon?
Also, My school blocked Lovely, but not this.
They blocked Lovely? The bastards!
That's hilarious. Taters is just gonna have to post here now when he's at school.
But he's more loved on Lovely
No he's not. You all laugh at him behind his back. We all love him here.
I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I am awesome and loves me equally.
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Proof the book shall continue.
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Lol.
Also if they ban you for going to a proxy, they probably have the network setup to detect them.
No, I get banned for just going to a site which hosts them. I don't need to use one or anything.
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Moar.
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moar soon, promise, real life has been a bit of a mix up lately with me ricocheting across the country on a day-to-day basis.
Ah the life of a celebrity quantity surveyor!
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Your country is the size of a peanut. ::)
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mine is the size of sweden, motherfucker!
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Your country is the size of a peanut. ::)
Hence how I can ricochet across it in a day! :P
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moar soon, promise, real life has been a bit of a mix up lately with me ricocheting across the country on a day-to-day basis.
Ah the life of a celebrity quantity surveyor!
Hurry!
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Hurry!
NO U!
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Proof the book shall continue.
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(http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/MOAR/Moarcat.jpg)
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MOAR!
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Your country is the size of a peanut. ::)
Your country is a desert with a harbour and all our convicts on it.
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I CAN HAZ RACISM?
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YAS YOU CAN HAS RACISM LOL.
(http://www.rulen.com/kkk/kkkflag2.jpg)
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I CAN HAZ RACISM?
more nationalism really, or xenophobia
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My pic covers that, too. Read the poster.
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MOAR!
NO U!
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right. *flexes typing fingers* let's do this!
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right. *flexes typing fingers* let's do this!
:-*
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I CAN HAZ RACISM?
more nationalism really, or xenophobia
Nerd.
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At last, MOAR!
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Yay moar! :D
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I like this new moar.
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I like this new moar.
I agree.
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I was going to try and explain the unusual names then I decided it was better just to leave them
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"Toyboy"?
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I was going to try and explain the unusual names then I decided it was better just to leave them
Dann should make some undying memorial to me. Or kill someone important in my name i.e. some ultra powerful being, or Hillary Clinton, or operah.
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Ah, the conspiracy will finally be broken wide open in front of the entire world! How exciting!
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Instead of cramming everyone in like that, why not wait to include them in a sequel? It's what I'm doing.
Will I be in your sequel?
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What are you talking about? ???
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What are you talking about? ???
You deleted your post to make me look like an idiot. How clever....
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EPIC MOAR! Moar nao please.
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What are you talking about? ???
You deleted your post to make me look like an idiot. How clever....
What are you talking about? ???
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What are you talking about? ???
You deleted your post to make me look like an idiot. How clever....
What are you talking about? ???
Sometimes, talking with you, Saddam is like arguing with Sokarul.
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What are you talking about? ???
You deleted your post to make me look like an idiot. How clever....
What are you talking about? ???
Sometimes, talking with you, Saddam is like arguing with Sokarul.
What are you talking about? ???
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Yay! Excellent moar. Can't wait to read the next chapter, ALREADY.
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Indeed.
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Sometimes, talking with you, Saddam is like arguing with Sokarul.
They're on opposite ends of the spectrum of awesomeness, yet somehow the resultant discussion is the same.
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Ah, the conspiracy will finally be broken wide open in front of the entire world! How exciting!
or will it?...
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Don't make us wait too long to find out!
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That was some pretty nice introduction to about 8 new characters!
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yayness
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But still no me. You have roundo for Christ's sake! Roundo!
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You haven't lived up to your name enough,
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It's meant to be ironic. You aren't a potato irl, despite the misleading and somewhat unflattering picture you posted where you were in the deep-sea diving suit.
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What the hell does Diego think he's doing?! >:(
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General douchebaggery. I'm going to be in this book, even if I have to pretend just to be in it on a metaphysical level, dammit!
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That was some pretty nice introduction to about 8 new characters!
Yeah, reminds me of V for Vendetta..... oh.... ripoff......
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That was some pretty nice introduction to about 8 new characters!
Yeah, reminds me of V for Vendetta..... oh.... ripoff......
never seen the movie or read the comic, to my shame.
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Isn't there a book, too? I'd get that, because books are good. When you read a book, you're plainly smarter than someone who saw the movie, but unlike those who read the comic, you can still have friends.
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That was some pretty nice introduction to about 8 new characters!
Yeah, reminds me of V for Vendetta..... oh.... ripoff......
never seen the movie or read the comic, to my shame.
That is a shame, because the whole story is right up your alley. Trust me. See the movie first and read the comic second if you don't want to be disappointed in the movie. Or read the comic first and see the movie second if you don't want to already know a significant amount (but nowhere near all) of the story before reading it. Or read the comic and skip the movie, not that I thought it was completely worthless, but Alan Moore didn't approve of it, and I understand a lot of fans didn't like it because of how much was changed or left out. But I promise you'll love the comic.
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That was some pretty nice introduction to about 8 new characters!
Yeah, reminds me of V for Vendetta..... oh.... ripoff......
never seen the movie or read the comic, to my shame.
That is a shame, because the whole story is right up your alley. Trust me. See the movie first and read the comic second if you don't want to be disappointed in the movie. Or read the comic first and see the movie second if you don't want to already know a significant amount (but nowhere near all) of the story before reading it. Or read the comic and skip the movie, not that I thought it was completely worthless, but Alan Moore didn't approve of it, and I understand a lot of fans didn't like it because of how much was changed or left out. But I promise you'll love the comic.
I'll have a look soon.
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It's meant to be ironic. You aren't a potato irl, despite the misleading and somewhat unflattering picture you posted where you were in the deep-sea diving suit.
I don't remember posting any sort of picture like that.
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I just want to add my approval of the comic. It is one of the greatest stories ever drawn.
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I can't find it, but you looked like you were training police dogs.
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I don't think I posted that.
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The Moar that nobody asked for!
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whoopdedoo
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I wonder what Diego was pointing at... anyway, MOAR NAO! please.
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Woohoo!
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My appearance was short-lived, it seems. Oh well, good moar anyway!
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Saddam is filled with intrigue.
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moar is moar. good. do i sense conclusion coming soon?
Also... Dan need moar backstories.
also... someone come over to pa attention to me.
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Will Trekky really kill Tom? DON'T MAKE US WAIT FOREVER TO FIND OUT.
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needs moar hara
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Nailbiter!
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Will Trekky really kill Tom? DON'T MAKE US WAIT FOREVER TO FIND OUT.
He's gonna turn the gun around and shoot Diego. JUST WATCH.
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Will Trekky really kill Tom? DON'T MAKE US WAIT FOREVER TO FIND OUT.
He's gonna turn the gun around and shoot Diego. JUST WATCH.
I also expect this. Not sure what it will accomplish though. Wouldn't it still compromise the prisoners?
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He's gonna shoot the box. Or shoot something other than tom bishop. There will be a gunshot. Then the story will refocus on a destroyed object or on the signal, or on the atmosphere thingy. It'll be a sweet literary device that I just ruined. ;)
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HE'S GONNA SHOOT HIMSELF OMG!!!11!1
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You know what would be really cool? If he shot Muffz. :D
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You know what would be really cool? If he shot Muffz. :D
YEAH!!!!
Then.... BLOOD ORGY!!11111 /cruise control
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He's gonna shoot the box. Or shoot something other than tom bishop. There will be a gunshot. Then the story will refocus on a destroyed object or on the signal, or on the atmosphere thingy. It'll be a sweet literary device that I just ruined. ;)
>:(
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Find out wednesday... sorry to keep you waiting but I'm an an internetless hotel in Peterborough for three days.
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Noob.
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haxor
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(http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~ari/scripts/PageAxe/PageAxe.png)
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You know what would be really cool? If he shot Muffz. :D
Agreed.
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Moar.
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Why was Trekky aiming an empty gun at Tom? ???
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TREKKY AND BYTES ARE DEAD!
Nice job. Oh yeah, spoiler warning or whatever.
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Why was Trekky aiming an empty gun at Tom? ???
He wasn't. Muffz ran out of ammo while shooting Bytes. lrn2comprehend
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Thanks, asshole.
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You're welcome. :-*
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still no hara
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Why was Trekky aiming an empty gun at Tom? ???
He wasn't. Muffz ran out of ammo while shooting Bytes. lrn2comprehend
So why didn't she just shoot him instead of wasting two bullets? What a stupid bitch.
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Moar was moast epicest.
Enjoyed from start to finish.
Also, Superstar.
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Why was Trekky aiming an empty gun at Tom? ???
He wasn't. Muffz ran out of ammo while shooting Bytes. lrn2comprehend
So why didn't she just shoot him instead of wasting two bullets? What a stupid bitch.
aww leave her alone, she just watched her brother get shot in the back.
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aww leave her alone, she just watched her brother get shot in the back.
Bad faith. Everyone is responsible for their own actions. Muffz is a bloody murderer.
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Holy shitballs Batman! Excellent moar, Chris.
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This suddenly got so dark! That makes me a sad panda. :(
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We knew death was coming!
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But Trekky? That's just harsh.
I don't like Bytes. I wish Muffz had killed him. >:(
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I thought muffz had killed him. It simply said she would have shot him 20 times if it had 20 bullets. I think that was the gist of the statement. Instead she pumped two rounds into bytes.
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Yeah. I think he's dead.
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But Trekky? That's just harsh.
I don't like Bytes. I wish Muffz had killed him. >:(
The only reason twenty rounds weren't pumped into Bytes' lifeless form was a lack of bullets in the gun.
Also, @Saddam: Fuck you.
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wowzer
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Thats some crazy stuff. Tom better die.
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Just a suggestion Chris, but at the end of the book, i want a thriller style dance scene with all the characters, dead and alive.
But i want it to the tune of I will survive.
Also, Dongs.
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But Trekky? That's just harsh.
I don't like Bytes. I wish Muffz had killed him. >:(
The only reason twenty rounds weren't pumped into Bytes' lifeless form was a lack of bullets in the gun.
Wow, I must have been high when I read this. ;D
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Also, @Saddam: Fuck you.
My work here is done. ;)
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Yeah. I think he's dead.
Yup, he's dead but to find out what has happened to all of the characters still alive, read the latest MOAR!
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I won't spoil what happens this time, but nice job.
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Win. But where the hell am I?
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Maybe you'll appear in the sequel or something.
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Maybe. *mutters*
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How can they ever make it back to Cybele in time to save the prisoners?!? :o
I'm glad Trekky's still alive.
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I'm glad Trekky's still alive.
I'm not. He's a penguin.
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Very exciting chapter. Glad Trekky isn't dead, but he could still die from lightening or something.
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I repeat, win.
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I hope Taters has at least one more appearence before the end.
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I hope Gayer and Chris have at least one more love scene before the end
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There will probably be several.
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I hope Gayer and Chris have at least one more love scene before the end
What about Narcberry and Allie? They deserve a HAWT sex scene.
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I hope Gayer and Chris have at least one more love scene before the end
What about Narcberry and Allie? They deserve a HAWT sex scene.
er nah
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I find your lack of inhibitions disturbing.
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No, a Narc/Allie scene would be epic. Then there could be a subplot as Narc counts the days until his true love finally turns legal.
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What a tedious subplot it would be.
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My brother was making jokes today about waiting til young girls turn legal. His girlfriend wasn't impressed.
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I am your brother.
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Oh reeeeeally? Whats your name then?
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Mark?
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How did you know that that is one of my brother's names?! Wrong brother though
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I looked at everyone on your Facebook friend list who had Love in their name, as I assumed that'd be an in-joke, and Mark Love was the only one who wasn't Finnish.
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Oh reeeeeally? Whats your name then?
I'm Saddam, of course.
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I looked at everyone on your Facebook friend list who had Love in their name, as I assumed that'd be an in-joke, and Mark Love was the only one who wasn't Finnish.
Love is my surname. You'd find 2 more of my brothers on there with the surname, and my mum.
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Lauri, Laura, Sirkka, Mark, and Sean are three people? Is Saddam Sean?
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Laura is my sister-in-law. I don't Sean is smart enough to be Saddam.
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Fuck that, there are a whole bunch of Facebook users named Natasha Love, and I'm not searching through every one.
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704848267&ref=nf (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704848267&ref=nf) Enjoy the stalking.
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Thanks a lot Douchebag >:(
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I choose to ignore the abundant sarcasm. You're very welcome.
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>:(
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Jodi Barber and Laura Love look hot.
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Well Laura is taken damnit!
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Or maybe Saddam was looking at the baby. Call Laura, tell her to arm herself.
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That baby is my nephew and he's not cute, he's kind of goblin-like
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Well Laura is taken damnit!
But Jodi isn't?
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I dunno, I'm not even sure who she is. I guess I went to school with her.
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Even I knew that.
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I feel betrayed. Anyway, who's Laura taken by?
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I didn't. I suck :( I don't know who half the people who add me are
Laura is taken by my oldest brother
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Not for long she isn't.
*loads gun*
I'm going to need your brother's name and address.
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While I remember, is Matt DiVito Divito from here? I don't want to add people at random.
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yeah thats Divito
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Our very own Daniel's on FaceBook. He's the top result.
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=daniel+shenton&ref=ts&sid=1d3e98f70a293a79dc045cb8118a4b7e (http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=daniel+shenton&ref=ts&sid=1d3e98f70a293a79dc045cb8118a4b7e)
EDIT: I added Divito.
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Ladies? I made a demand here.
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Join first, then you can harass the ladies like the master himself, Craig David.
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If I join, then they'll assume that I'm lying when I explain that I'm Saddam Hussein.
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Our very own Daniel's on FaceBook. He's the top result.
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=daniel+shenton&ref=ts&sid=1d3e98f70a293a79dc045cb8118a4b7e (http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=daniel+shenton&ref=ts&sid=1d3e98f70a293a79dc045cb8118a4b7e)
EDIT: I added Divito.
are you sure its him?
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Lie then, make up an alias. If Rodger from American Dad can do it, so can you.
And yes, it is. I went on to his profile here, added him to my Gmail contacts, and added all my contacts on Facebook. Then I searched for Daniel Shenton, which is his name, and the top result said friend requested. Wait, he's top of page 2 now. Hmm.
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Is Laura married to your brother?
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hmm which one is he Douchebag?
Yeah Saddam, she's married to my oldest brother
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He's Daniel Shenton, no other details, I see him as result 11. I think the address I used is [email protected]
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ok I found him the same way. Well I added him, lets see if he wants to be my friend
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hmm which one is he Douchebag?
Yeah Saddam, she's married to my oldest brother
Shit.
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Daniel has no friends.
:'(
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He probably never goes to his Facebook acct either.
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Less chat, more MOAR!
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Tonight, possibly.
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Good.
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Tonight, possibly.
That's what she said.
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Good one.
*waits impatiently*
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Good one.
*waits impatiently*
Says the only Author who hasn't updated his Book in the past month.
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lol saddam fails
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lol saddam fails
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Good one.
*waits impatiently*
Says the only Author who hasn't updated his Book in the past month.
Noob.
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lol saddam fails
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Sorry, my internet is dead at the moment
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Dumbass.
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lol saddam fails
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Enough.
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lol saddam fails
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Would you please shut the fuck up? You can spam CN if you really want to.
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You can spam CN if you really want to.
Oh god, not again!
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Better than spamming here.
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Well, it had to happen, all good things must come to an end.
I proudly announce the very last moar of The Book.
Thank you so much for reading, encouraging and inspiring me over the length of this project, to all the new members who read from the beginning and stuck with it even though you didn't know some of the characters and apologies to everyone I couldn't squeeze in.
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Sequel.
Nao.
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Thats the end?!
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Thats the end?!
Not impressed?
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Thats the end?!
Not impressed?
no more lurve scenes :'(
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Sequel.
Nao.
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Sequel.
Nao.
I have ideas.
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Sequel.
Nao.
I have ideas.
Hurry up! >:(
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It can stand a cosmetic edit. At one point you say Taters "heard the storm before she heard it".
You certainly left things open for a sequel. What about the prisoners? That's a loose end, right? I hate loose ends.
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It can stand a cosmetic edit. At one point you say Taters "heard the storm before she heard it".
You certainly left things open for a sequel. What about the prisoners? That's a loose end, right? I hate loose ends.
Leaving the prisoners was deliberate for now and thanks for spotting that. 2 secs...
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Saddam nods his approval.
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Aww.. I'm sad to see it end, but it was a great book! Thanks for taking the time to keep us entertained.
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Mucho goodo. A little hard to keep track of who was dead and who wasn't at some points but still amazing.
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Yay!
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Mucho goodo. A little hard to keep track of who was dead and who wasn't at some points but still amazing.
I know what you mean, even I had to keep a 'dead and alive' checklist! I'll improve that should i do a sequel
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I'll improve that when i do a sequel
Fixed.
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The complete The Book (http://www.filefactory.com/file/4a6ded/n/The_Book_doc), just in case this forum ever dies again.
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Chris... thanks for keeping me entertained all this time. Good job on the book and i look forward to seeing you do a sequel.
The only thing i would like to see is a totally sweet epilogue.
So... i guess... all i am saying... is... MOAR.
Also... Fuck yeah. I want the movie.
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Good news, everyone! There is Moar in the form of The Sequel!
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still no hara
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still no hara
It's only the prologue! Don't panic, this time round I have some ideas about you.
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Yay for me being the first person to speak in The Sequel!
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Looks good! ;D
I hate to nitpick, but Osama's last name is "bin Laden", not just "Laden". lrn2terrorists
By the way, but it looks like Roundy is appearing again because he had a name change. If I change my name, will you put me in this? Or possibly one of my ingenious alts?
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I hate to nitpick, but Osama's last name is "bin Laden", not just "Laden". lrn2terrorists
:-*
By the way, but it looks like Roundy is appearing again because he had a name change. If I change my name, will you put me in this? Or possibly one of my ingenious alts?
I don't think he'll be putting Sokarul 2 in it, Saddam.
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Looks good! ;D
I hate to nitpick, but Osama's last name is "bin Laden", not just "Laden". lrn2terrorists
By the way, but it looks like Roundy is appearing again because he had a name change. If I change my name, will you put me in this? Or possibly one of my ingenious alts?
I know. And the real Saddam Hussein's name wasn't Al-Hashan.
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Oh, come on! Osama bin Laden doesn't get to appear in this? Fail.
Anyway...can an alt of mine appear in this? ;D
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Hahahaha. Included! :)
Nice start.
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I like this. I hate to be like everyone else, but will there be flashback between dann and raist? also maybe i'm not dead.... zombies ftw.
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Eric Bloedow and attackhoe must be included!
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I like this. I hate to be like everyone else, but will there be flashback between dann and raist? also maybe i'm not dead.... zombies ftw.
Raist was too important to Dann to leave forgotten.
Eric Bloedow and attackhoe must be included!
Agreed.
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I like this. I hate to be like everyone else, but will there be flashback between dann and raist? also maybe i'm not dead.... zombies ftw.
Raist was too important to Dann to leave forgotten.
Thanks.
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But what about me?
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You started it already! :D
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Yay, moar book!
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Gayer is happy now! ;D ;D
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But what about me?
The Al-Hashan sub-plot isn't done yet.
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Well, I am glad to hear I will have a more prominent part this time.
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Well, I am glad to hear I will have a more prominent part this time.
more prominent lol?
any part > 0
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Need moar! >:(
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Well, I am glad to hear I will have a more prominent part this time.
more prominent lol?
any part > 0
True.
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But what about me?
The Al-Hashan sub-plot isn't done yet.
BUT I'M DEAD!
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But what about me?
The Al-Hashan sub-plot isn't done yet.
BUT I'M DEAD!
Get over it. You were, like, one of the stars of the last one. Give other people a chance for a change. >:(
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But what about me?
The Al-Hashan sub-plot isn't done yet.
BUT I'M DEAD!
Get over it. You were, like, one of the stars of the last one. Give other people a chance for a change. >:(
We need moar from you too! >:(
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But what about me?
The Al-Hashan sub-plot isn't done yet.
BUT I'M DEAD!
Get over it. You were, like, one of the stars of the last one. Give other people a chance for a change. >:(
We need moar from you too! >:(
Sorry. I have, like, two essays to write or something. :P
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Ah, screw you.
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So? two essays is maybe 2 hours worth of work. Plus it's a friday. Write them sunday night. Write a long moar, then get really drunk tonight. Then do another moar on saturday. Then on sunday do the essays.
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We need moar from you too! >:(
(http://i38.tinypic.com/hvxwu9.png)
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A great ending.
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Want MOAR.
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
X2
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
X2
*Signs*
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
alts aren't allowed in the book saddam.
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
NASA AGENT!!!!!!!!!!11!!! ONE ONE
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
NASA AGENT!!!!!!!!!!11!!! ONE ONE
The Dead Kangaroo got a shit mention in your last book, I was dissapointed.
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
NASA AGENT!!!!!!!!!!11!!! ONE ONE
The Dead Kangaroo got a shit mention in your last book, I was dissapointed.
We'll see what we can do.
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You started already? I wish all authors were like you.
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I would like to appear in this new book, if you don't mind. I wasn't in the last one.
X2
*Signs*
Agreed.
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I hope Taters' amazing role continues in this one.
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FUCK YEAH.
FUCK YEAH.
HELLS YEAH.
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Want MOAR.
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Got MOAR.
Moar Sequel for all.
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Saucy!
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I liked this moar.
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Can a mod clear up Althalus' comment, please?
EDIT: Thank you!
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Swift!
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Can a mod clear up Althalus' comment, please?
EDIT: Thank you!
One step ahead of you. ;)
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What did he say?
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So, what happens next?!
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Secks, I assume.
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I think I need a sex scene.
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What did he say?
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I think I need a whole chapter.
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What did he say?
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Taters should wander in on this scene. Obviously they kept her as a pet, but she managed to escape her cage.
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hahahha nice one
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Hello? Could someone please tell me what Althalus's comment was?
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Hello? Could someone please tell me what Althalus's comment was?
Something about Jesus needing a huge role feeding the poor in his name?
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@athalus
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2hmga6p.png)
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As if we went all the way through The Book without mentioning me. I feel offended... Hopefully I'll be in this one, eh?
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As if we went all the way through The Book without mentioning me. I feel offended... Hopefully I'll be in this one, eh?
And you are?
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Who do you think?
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@athalus
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2hmga6p.png)
Fucking saved!
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As if we went all the way through The Book without mentioning me. I feel offended... Hopefully I'll be in this one, eh?
And you are?
An alt.
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@athalus
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2hmga6p.png)
I've seen that, but lol'd again.
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Hello? Could someone please tell me what Althalus's comment was?
Something about Jesus needing a huge role feeding the poor in his name?
Althalus was being noobish. He should be grateful. At least he's still alive.
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Do I have to read the book to have an opinion?
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Do I have to read the book to have an opinion?
You don't have an opinion either way.
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Do I have to read the book to have an opinion?
He was really important in the book and didn't even read it, nos fairs.
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The fictional Narc is way cooler than the real Narc.
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Saddam got it right.
I wonder if I'll be in the sequel?
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Maybe, but you won't be a sympathetic character if you don't stop spamming. >:(
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There has been a severe lack of moar.
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There has been a severe lack of moar.
Sorry, maybe tomorrow
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MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
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MOAR IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED. Also... ermmm...