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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:38:40 PM

Title: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:38:40 PM

The 'cat' is out of the bag...

(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/hello-kitty-ferrari.jpg)
(http://www.nihoncar.com/en/news_pics/76/news.jpg)
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hello-kitty-exhaust.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on August 11, 2007, 01:40:12 PM

It's true.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:42:38 PM

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5096/hellokittycar29fe.jpg)

(http://www.halfords.com/wcsstore/HalfordsConsumerDirect/images/catalog/400-412908.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:44:26 PM

This is mounted in his between-seat console:

(http://www.mobilewhack.com/b00021z1ym01a23nlorbgxoleo_aa280_sclzzzz.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 11, 2007, 01:45:06 PM

Sweet wheels.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:46:07 PM

Anti-Traffic Rage Device:

(http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kitty_headset.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:47:29 PM

The plane that Delivered Mr. Hara's Skiff of Pinkishness...

(http://www.huge-entity.com/images/2005/DSC01022.JPG)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on August 11, 2007, 01:48:31 PM

This is my vibrator too:
(http://www.asiansexgazette.com/asg/japan/images/hello-kitty-vibe-3.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: narcberry on August 11, 2007, 01:48:48 PM

Quote from: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:42:38 PM

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5096/hellokittycar29fe.jpg)

That made the thread.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:49:59 PM

Roadside Flare Equivalent:

(http://blogs.ocregister.com/gadgetress/archives/hkcellphone.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:50:53 PM

Spunk Freshener:

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/216KJAY6WAL._AA160_.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:52:18 PM

Interstate Gas Station @ 3. a.m. defense system:

(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/HelloKittyP14.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:53:25 PM

Inflatable Dummy Car to avoid roadblocks in small rural communities:

(http://www.smartsrus.com/images/Hello%20Kitty/hello_kitty_smart_8_500.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:54:58 PM

Rest Stop Money Maker System (to keep him roaming state lines):

(http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/main.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on August 11, 2007, 01:56:04 PM

She wears a leash and has a cup attached to her ass. I only let her out when she behaves. Otherwise, I have to punish her. Which happens more often than letting her out.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:56:29 PM

Strike Team summonables. These guys can drop from orbit in seconds to prevent Hara's arrest and detainment:

(http://chromatism.net/current/images/hellokittygun.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:57:50 PM

Hara's 'outsmart the state trooper to stall for time for the previous post' kit:

(http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/sanrio_kitty_chess.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:59:05 PM

The 'Last Resort' option, if and when the cuteness doesn't kill any threat to his ice cream truck crime spree:

(http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/images/2007/05/08/nails_2.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on August 11, 2007, 01:59:57 PM

They stopped playing when they realized that I never lost a game. Now they only pull me over for going 150mph or higher, or if my girl misbehaves on the trip.

The nails only work on lesbians.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on August 11, 2007, 02:01:49 PM

I use that to call the courts to tell them I wont arrive for my sexual genocide trials.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Mr. Ireland on August 11, 2007, 03:32:59 PM

Quote from: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:42:38 PM

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5096/hellokittycar29fe.jpg)

He'd better own the company, and if he doesn't, better only be smiling for the camera.  The pink shirt still makes him gay, though.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Raist on August 11, 2007, 08:09:49 PM

And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: skeptical scientist on August 11, 2007, 09:47:42 PM

And this is what he wears to Star Wars conventions:

(http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/week_good_web.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 11:04:28 PM

Nay, that is Edmunds, Post-Easter.  ;D

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Mr. Ireland on August 12, 2007, 08:07:39 AM

Quote from: Raist on August 11, 2007, 08:09:49 PM

And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

I couldn't look at him long enough to notice those.  You have a point, though.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Midnight on September 19, 2007, 01:12:27 AM

Bumped for LOL

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 08:26:59 AM

Quote from: Mr. Ireland on August 12, 2007, 08:07:39 AM

Quote from: Raist on August 11, 2007, 08:09:49 PM

And the haircut and sunglasses don't?

I couldn't look at him long enough to notice those.  You have a point, though.

At first I was frightened, then noticed the placement of the steering wheel and I find myself safe once more.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2007, 03:53:05 PM

Yay there is an ocean separating us from him. Good luck to all you brits.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 19, 2007, 05:30:20 PM

Ahahaha, suckas!

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:10:35 AM

Haras underwear:
(http://isobe.typepad.com/kitty/050205_hello_kitty_shorts.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:12:01 AM

Hara's "I want to be like her!" teen idol set:
(http://www.djspyhunter.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/paris_hello_kitty.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:13:13 AM

Close-up of Hara's watch:
(http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/wp-content/hello-kitty-seiko-lukia-dia.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:14:27 AM

.. and of the headlights on that Ferrari:
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/archives/images/hello_kitty_tuning.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:17:47 AM

And, of curse, THE video game for Hara:
(http://web.mit.edu/zacheiss/Public/hello_kitty_war.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: nicolin on September 22, 2007, 06:19:30 AM

The iPhone is just a copy of the REAL deal:
(http://www.dreamkitty.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/K-EM571701_l.jpg)

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on September 22, 2007, 07:33:28 AM

LOL

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: mwahaha on September 22, 2007, 07:39:15 AM

Yeah, no need for his iPod anymore now that he has that.
(http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-ipod-charger.jpg)

Pics of his laptop:
(http://www.exonome.com/fj/phkl/open_small.jpg)
(http://www.exonome.com/fj/phkl/front_small.jpg)

And camera:
(http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/hello-kitty-digital-camera-12-11-2006.jpg)

And air purifier (Hara can't breathe just any old air, ya know):
(http://www.akihabaranews.com/en/news_pics/13476/Hello_Kitty_3.jpg)

Doesn't Hara just have the coolest technology?

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 22, 2007, 08:26:08 AM

Wow...  Kitty plx.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 09, 2008, 02:52:06 PM

This was an epic thread.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: cmdshft on June 09, 2008, 02:54:49 PM

Agreed.

Title: Re: "Hara's Pimped Ride"
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on June 09, 2008, 04:44:18 PM

Quote from: Midnight on August 11, 2007, 01:46:07 PM

Anti-Traffic Rage Device:

(http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kitty_headset.jpg)

Especially when it vibrates.