The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: narcberry on August 01, 2007, 12:05:17 PM
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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
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John Depp buried her in the garden.
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Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.
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"Rosebud" is the name of the sled. :D
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"redrum" is murder backwards.
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The chick's actually a dude! :o
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Ghandi gets it in the stomach, he does not survive the wound.
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He was buttraped on the Talahasee river, he murders the offender. Despite much looking, no body is ever found.
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Anne Frank doesn't make it.
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Luke turns to the dark side in episode 7.
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Jesus is crucified, but gets resurrected.
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Soylent Green is People.
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They dont save the 5 billion who die, but they do get an unmutated form of the virus.
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He is Tyler Durden.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head is in the box.
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Bacteria kill the invading Martians.
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It was all a prank for his birthday party.
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Max is the head vampire.
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The lifeless man in the middle of the room did this to you.
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Judas turns Jesus in to the Romans.
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The alien is in the escape pod.
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The doctors are all pig people and the woman getting the surgery is HOT!
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She stabs Juno in the leg and dooms her as they almost escape. If you watch the real ending, none of them survive.
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The Planet of the Apes is Earth.
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The sphere makes whatever you think real.
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Juliette is just sleeping, Romeo.
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Halle Barry is in on it the whole time.
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The killer is Jason's mother.
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HAL turns on them to protect himself.
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Sophie is related to Jesus.
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"How To Serve Man" is a cookbook.
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It was the "mute" maid, and none of the detectives figure it out.
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Anakin is Darth Vader.
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Luke turns to the dark side in episode 7.
But Leiah saves him in episode 9.
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Snape loved Lily and was spying for Dumbledore the entire time in order to kill Harry because he's a HORCRUX.
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Data dies in order to save Picard.
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Spock dies, stating, "the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few."
He comes back to life though.
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It was his secret twin, that's how he did his illusions.
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V'ger is Voyager VI.
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Sophie's death is actually an illusion by Eisenheim.
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The kid's brother is dead and it's actually him doing everything (bonus if you know what movie I'm spoiling here).
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The Allies win the war
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They are ghosts, and the ghosts they hear are the real people in the house.
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The plot never thickens, or even shows on cue. There are 11 overpaid actors, however.
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The Empire is defeated by Ewoks.
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The butler did it.
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The snakes are on a plane
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Pobby & Dingan DIE!
EDIT: respelled a word.
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River is a killing machine. The government created the reavers. Miranda is the planet where the reavers originated. Book and Wash both die.
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It's a bird of prey that can fire while cloaked.
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Zero stole the basketball shoes.
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There is something on the wing.
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IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
EDIT: Damn, didn't know it was taken...How about:
Biff grabs the sports almanac out of the trash, steals the time machine, and gives it to himself in the past!
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"How To Serve Man" is a cookbook.
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Leonardo gets shot once the elevator doors open, in the head.
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It was all a dream, and you, and you, and so were you.
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/9/7/197c6c594144dc66104c5b3d0fab8c54.gif)
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Good times.
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The Plague hid a worm in the garbage file to steal money from the company. When Joey copied most of it, Plague planted a virus and tried to pin it on Crash Override (AKA Zero Cool) and is friends.
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Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine go to jail for breaking the Good Samaritan Law.
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Brad and Jennifer break up.
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Danny and Erica successfully repopulate America.
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It was all the product of an autistic kid's imagination, staring into a snowglobe.
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Our galaxy is just a marble in some giant's marble bag.
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The astronauts get stranded on Mars.
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It was just a dream.
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He's dead, Jim.
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Doc escapes the train at the last second, builds a new time machine out of a train, and gives Marty the picture of them from the past.
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The kid is still alive! And he kills the woman, and then the two people in the transport vehicle.
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Keep dying? Don't worry, even if you beat the game, Mario is only dreaming it all up.
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zaaullie hgay
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Nicholas Cage dies in las vegas
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It turns out it's Elmer hunting season!
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Joe connelly stands up to hubbs and makes out with "the fuckin fat ass"
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Jessica alba is Hott
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When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
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Axel Foley busts the bad guys, befriends Taggart, and convinces Insp. Todd to let him keep his job.
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The moth man was trying to warn Richard Gere the whole time.
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Only the retard makes it out of the cube.
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Michael Douglas Finds out that it is all just a game.
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Dave chappelle, Harland Williams, Jim Brewer, and the gay Cuban guy, all smoke alot of pot.
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God is the answer to the childish human nature that requires mankind to justify anything that we dont understand.
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John Travolta has a brain tumor giving him all his powers and he dies.
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He builds it, and they come.
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Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite.
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Death Star ASPLODE!
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
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The narrator of the movie is Azazel, not Hobbes.
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You're definitely a closet homosexual.
I keep telling him, but he thinks I'm just trying to be a prick.
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The narrator of the movie is Adam, not Fenton.
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Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are the same person.
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
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Huge Jackman does not save his bitch.
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Marcelis Wallace gets ass raped
....by nomad. MC is the gimp.
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Billy Bob Thorton gets drunk and humps fats girls.
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Billy Bob Thorton Gets drunk and coaches an underdog little league team.
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Billy Bob Thorton Cacks Halle Berry
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Billy Bob Thorton Cacks John Cusack's wife.
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Billy Bob Thorton crashes his rocket
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Bruce Campbell Kills everyone and then finds his way back home.
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Aslan Dies
But comes back, kinda.....eh...
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Narnia is heaven and the children have died in a train crash.
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The citizens of America evacuate to Mexico.
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She's her sister and her daughter!
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The soft story was about the old people when they were younger, and then they die.
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Tom hanks dies, Private Ryan cries too much
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Kirk reprogrammed the simulation so that he could win!
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Oedipus had sex with his mom and killed his own father!
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
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Lol, forums always reduce to flames. (P.S. I think his epenis is bigger than yours, you should try to prove otherwise)
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Free Willie jumps over the rocks and escapes.
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Lol, forums always reduce to flames. (P.S. I think his epenis is bigger than yours, you should try to prove otherwise)
narcberry's penis was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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He is spying for the bad guys the whole time.
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They will make it through the strait of gibralter, but almost all of them die once they reach port.
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
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I think you do care, seeing how long that post is. Also, it's not that you're gay because you like pussy, it's that you're gay because you always talk about how much you like pussy. It does, I must admit, sound like you are trying to hide something in there...
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Yall are both F-ing transies. Now shut up and get to the spoilers.
(http://img38.picoodle.com/img/img38/9/8/2/f_tempm_97afad8.png)
Oh, by the way, the drag queen dies.
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I think you do care, seeing how long that post is. Also, it's not that you're gay because you like pussy, it's that you're gay because you always talk about how much you like pussy. It does, I must admit, sound like you are trying to hide something in there...
Are you're common sense?
Look, if you didnt read what i wrote, then shut the fuck up.
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Gosh, yo9u guys just made me realize that.......I love me.
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Gosh, yo9u guys just made me realize that.......I love men.
fixed. ;D
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Gosh, yo9u guys just made me realize that.......I love men.
fixed. ;D
Zinger
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
You completely misinterpreted my post. I did not claim you are a closet homosexual because you "like to get girls naked". I claim you are a closet homosexual because you feel the need to announce to everyone just how straight you are!
Most of this post screams to me, "I'm not gay, I swear! I'm straighter than the straightest of straight! Yep, that's me--Mr. Straight dude that doesn't like men!"
I'm sorry, but you're not fooling anyone.
[edit]Oh, yeah, and I love the cock. You got that part right.
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
[edit]Oh, yeah, and I love the cock. You got that part right.
We know...
Zinger!
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I guess that's the spoiler? :<
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Yall are both F-ing transies. Now shut up and get to the spoilers.
(http://img38.picoodle.com/img/img38/9/8/2/f_tempm_97afad8.png)
Oh, by the way, the drag queen dies.
Loser. You will never understand RENTheads. Oh, and, btw, Maureen isn't a Trans, she's bi and a whore, and you could've said that Roger is an ex-drug addict instead of just he loves music. That's so gay. RENT rocks. If you paid any attention at all when we watched it, you'd know.
EDIT: you could also say that Mark's girlfriend dumped him for a girl.
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I'm glad you know the difference between transies and bis. You must be experienced.
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The doctors are all pig people and the woman getting the surgery is HOT!
Love the Twilight zone reference...or maybe Outer Limits?
Theres no gremlin on the wing,...its just William Shatner being Shatner again
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OMFG, a guy in makeup is on the wing!
(http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/9/8/2/f_tempm_ed9b27c.png)
And it wasn't just Shatner being Shatner (although he does like being Shatner: "There's...something...on the...wing!"). It was the guy in makeup!
(http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/9/8/2/f_tempm_f51f195.png)
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Only the retard makes it out of the cube.
The sequal has everyone die including the woman that escapes.
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The girl is not bewitched or possessed by a demon, but she kills her rapist father (Donald Sutherland) via poison.
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Gosh, yo9u guys just made me realize that.......I love to grope women.
fixed. ;D
Double fixed ;D
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The Knights of the Holy Grail pelted by livestock and are arrested on suspicion of murder.
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Billy Bob Thorton makes friends with the boy and kills the boy's mother's boyfriend...hes still likes French-fried potaters mmmm hmmmm
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The fat bloke doesn't kill himself. The surviving trio is saved by the Natl. Guard and the fat bloke is instead kept as a pet zombie.
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The singing people escape the Nazis by going to the countryside.
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Billy Bob Thorton makes friends with the boy and kills the boy's mother's boyfriend...hes still likes French-fried potaters mmmm hmmmm
Billy Bob Thorton Cacks Halle Berry
Zinger...
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It was all just a dream, the girl was in Kansas the whole time, and color never existed.
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The group is given a restaurant to handle as their final exam, but their instructor sabotages them. All is not lost though, because when Mr Vunk tastes the delicious fried chicken that came about when the chicken truck crashed into the restaurant, he comes up with a brilliant new marketing campaign centered around the nun that he dubs "The Frying Nun", and everybody passes with honors. The instructor is demoted to PPP.
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Enough chicken jokes or I'm changing again.
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The murder was just an illusion and the lady runs off with the illusionist in the end (i <3 The Illusionist!)
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The murder was just an illusion and the lady runs off with the illusionist in the end (i <3 The Illusionist!)
I already said that, dumbshit.
(http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/9/8/3/f_tempm_66834c7.png)
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The flute got rusty.
(Gold star to whoever gets that.)
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The murder was just an illusion and the lady runs off with the illusionist in the end (i <3 The Illusionist!)
I already said that, dumbshit.
No need to get nasty, brother.
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Jason wins
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No matter who wins, we lose.
Unless we win in the end because we befriend the predator.
That doesn't count.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_Bebop (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_Bebop)
lolz.Jason wins
Wrong. The whole thing was in the dream world, and Freddy wasn't actually killed. Obviously you didn't see him wink in the end.
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he didnt really kill hookers, his coworkers or anybody.... but he DOES love genesis...
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You still have to finish the fight in the third game, which'll cost you around $60
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The man in black walked across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
The gunslinger knocks up a black chick.
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It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
(http://www.xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/crowd.jpg)
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If someone asks if you are a God, SAY YES, DAMNIT!
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Yes.
(http://img38.picoodle.com/img/img38/9/8/5/f_tempm_0dd193a.png)
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Those silly burglers are no match for that witty trap-laying child, they will go to jail in the end, and no one will be harmed.
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The witty, trap laying child moves to New York, and again trick the stupid burglars.
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She is spying on him, but only to protect his life. She will die in a sinking elevator in a sinking building, leaving you with a sinking feeling.
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The witty child is too old, so they get a new one. He beats new criminals. People hate it.
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Said witty child makes his "comeback" in a hedonistic film featuring a transvestite that becomes addicted to drugs, kills his best friend and his drug dealer, and eventually is imprisoned.
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Ferris Beuller takes the day off.
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Cameron totals the car!
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They cross the streams!!!
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He is stalking himself. (BABYKILLER).
let's see who gets that reference
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There is no blue fairy, only a statue. He will become encased in ice waiting for the blue fairy to respond and will meet a futuristic alien species. Also, we go extinct.
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Captain Cameron (or Captain John Harriman) doesn't get a tractor beam, medical staff, or torpedoes until Tuesday.
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/f/f0/JohnHarriman2293.jpg/200px-JohnHarriman2293.jpg)
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/stefaniafm/cameron.jpg)
&
(http://www.backyard-networks.de/the_enterprising_star_site/The%20Captains_files/image013.jpg)
are the same person, lol!
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What the hell happened to ACHTUNG! ??????????
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Akon, Fergie and Sarah Jessica Parker are actually real people. :'(
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Rod Stewart has tried to make a comeback. Oh fuck, I thought it was still 1971.
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I feel guilty about stealing a bike from a crackhead. :'(
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Robin Williams is Peter Pan.
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The virus doesn't work and the account balance turns out to be a whopping $305,326.13, not a "fraction of a penny".
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he burns down the building,
there is salt on the rim.
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It was the wrong Lumburg (spelling?)
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She had enough flair but he wanted more.
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Jim dies of a drug overdose.
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The dude from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" is the keymaster, and the chick from "Alien" is the gatekeeper.
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And that guy who can't act is "The one".
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You see Barts penis.
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Maggie's first word is "sequel".
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The deal about "Threshold"? It NEVER HAPPENED! Just forget it, you can't break the Warp 10 barrier, it's was a nightmare of Janeway's, don't think about it.
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jesus dies on pg. 631
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The USS Voyager has magical shuttles that can reproduce themselves.
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Despite boromor's earlier statement, they walk into morodor.
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It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it.
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They are their own greatest enemy.
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Everyone learns a valuable lesson, and everyone goes home happy. Except for that one dude that you're not supposed to like, he ends up with no girl and hated.
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Everyone learns a valuable lesson, and everyone goes home happy. Except for that one dude that you're not supposed to like, he ends up with no girl and hated.
and he will end up with something along the lines of urine or stale vaginal fluid on him before scene end.
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JUPITER IS COLLAPSED INTO A STAR. HAL9000 TRANSMITS "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE." BEFORE BEING DESTROYED... BUT NOT REALLY.
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As it turns out, white men CAN jump. Which is totally not what you'd expect from the title.
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JUPITER IS COLLAPSED INTO A STAR. HAL9000 TRANSMITS "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE." BEFORE BEING DESTROYED... BUT NOT REALLY.
Never really understood 2001
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Garland is actually the ancient Chaos, the last guy!!!
Pro tip: kill Garland and consider it a win. (Makes sense this is why they feed you the credits now, doesn't it)
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The earth is flat, the whole time.
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LOL TOM'S WAVE MODEL IS A LIE, THE WHOLE TIME.
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LOL TOM'S WAVE MODEL IS A LIE, THE WHOLE TIME.
Only real spoilers please.
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Narcberry is a woman the whole time!!!!
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It's a show about nothing.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/1/f/b1ff40c650d9bc3ad189ee7ab532e70a.gif)
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Why is this shit stain @ 10 pages?
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Scarecrows are found in Kansas and Nebraska :o
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Tutanka means buffalo.
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My name spelled backwards means 'hug' in Swedish.
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My name spelled backwards is the same sound an obese woman makes when hit in the knee cap with a baseball bat.
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Maybe
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Selling beachfront property in Arizona is fraud.
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Even when he is sawing through his own leg, you'll think, "this isn't as good as seven."
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He IS planning to defect.
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My computer has a soul.
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After 7 and a half hours, they stop fighting and let the Nazi's execute them. Yeah, I know.. wtf right?
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My computer has a soul.
LOL!
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Darth Vader is in Cloud City laying a trap.
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Everyone will die one day.
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After 7 and a half hours, they stop fighting and let the Nazi's execute them. Yeah, I know.. wtf right?
Say wha? Don't disparage the Poles for the Warsaw uprising from 1944 mofucka.
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PS: please don't remind them about Katyn forest, either.
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He shoots the retard. And *Spoiler* it was his brother the whole time!!! Also, there are no mice in the entier movie, only men and a couple women.
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He shoots the retard. And *Spoiler* it was his brother the whole time!!! Also, there are no mice in the entier movie, only men and a couple women.
The book had mice....
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It was everybody!!!! With everything!!!! But Mr Green killed Mr Boddy with the revolver in the lobby.
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Eddie gets his brains blown out.
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Penises. lots and lots of penises.
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He isn't as good a joker.
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Fabric talks to people and tells them to kill. The guy he is sent to eliminate is his father. Morgan Freeman is actually evil. Angelina Jolie shoots herself in the head.
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Wall-E hooks up with EVE, which is meaningless.
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The chick whom the commandos meet turns out to be a werewolf too. And oh, the spec-ops guy turns and then gets it in the sphincter.
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It was all a prank for his birthday party.
Also, what movie was this again?
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Harold and Kumar both get the girl.
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It was earth all along.
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It was all a prank for his birthday party.
Also, what movie was this again?
Oh, that movie was sweet. I don't remember what it's called. Kind of a trip.
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The man he was told to kill, was his father all along, and Morgan Freeman actually plays a bad guy, but gets his in the end.
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The man he was told to kill, was his father all along, and Morgan Freeman actually plays a bad guy, but gets his in the end.
You're too late.
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Everyone hates you.
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Somebody did it already, where?
Edit: Never mind just found it again.
It was Mufasa who betrayed Simba's dad, but Simba kills him in the end.
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It was Jeremy Irons, noob.
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Rudy gets to play in the end, and gets carried off the field, for making a play.
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Maggie shot Mr.Burns.
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He realizes that a life of crime isn't for him and that maybe god has a plan for him and he's going to become a homeless man for a while and listen for god's call.
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Bond beats the bad guy and bangs the chick in the end.
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They move out of the apartment they've lived in the whole time, and go down to the usual coffee place to have the coffee.
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They find the treasure, and give most of it to the museum.
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He reaches the top of the tower and begins to remember what he has forgotten, that the tower leads back to the beginning of the series. He is doomed eternally for his sins... or is he.
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USA beats USSR.
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Norman is schizophrenic, and his mother isn't alive, but instead it's him killing people.
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They give up their town to the birds, and never go back.
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Every post was a riposte.
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Fiona is actually an ogre, and she and Shrek live together happily ever after.
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Jim finally has sex with Michelle.
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Ashitaka and San appease the Forest Spirit and save nature (well, almost).
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They eat Raoul.
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Frodo destroys the ring.
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Frodo destroys the ring. Gollum destroys the ring.
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Frodo destroys the ring. Gollum destroys the ring.
QFT
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What does QFT mean?
Winston is captured by the Thought Police, tortured, and ends up loving Big Brother.
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Quoted For Truth
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Ah.
Will Smith dies, but does it to protect the antidote and save the world (what's left of it)
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Will Smith helps defeat the aliens, and saves the world from destruction.
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Will smith fails repeatedly to provide for his child and i throw the remote turning off the movie never caring how it ends.
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Topher Grace was a terrible choice.
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It was, in fact, duck season!
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They kill John Coffee;Tom Hanks and the mouse get to live for an indefinite amount of time.
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The old man, ends up taking the fish into shore, but it is eaten almost entirely by sharks on the way in.
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Nobody read the FAQ. :(
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Or lurks, either. :(
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He dug a tunnel behind the poster.
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Hancock gets his powers back and goes to the other side of the world to be as far away from super-slut as possible. He also draws hearts on the moon. And you thought his costume was gay.
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Will becomes legend.
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I did that one on the last page.
He finds Nemo.
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It was all a dream.
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The Berlin Wall Comes down.
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They ain't gonna play Sun City. Oh no.
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The dead are evil.
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Jesus dies. Then lives. Then he dies again. Kinda.
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They steal the money, then walk out of the Casino with it because they are dressed as SWAT (the green air freshner you see earlier was in their SWAT truck, it was all part of the plan.)
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The entire thing was a schizophrenic episode, he murdered nobody.
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Professor Xavier dies.
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His son branches out into his own business, he informs his son that he is not his real son and just an orphan from a basket. Elie comes back and asks for money, he kills Elie with a bowling pin.
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Robbie Kennedy gets shot.
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Jim Morrison overdoses in a bath-tub.
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Elvis dies on the crapper......or does he?
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Professor Xavier dies.
Or does he?
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The nerd with the broken dick gets the chick (wtf?)
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He can make the bullet go anywhere he wants.
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She has the baby, but gives it away. The cool guy leaves his wife and turns out to be a jerk.
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He dressed up as his mom and killed them.
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He takes away his weapons... both of them.
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Aeris dies, and Sephiroth laughs to himself. Then Cloud slashed his wrists. Or so I'm told.
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It was earth all along.
Jesus dies. Then lives. Then he dies again. Kinda.
Thse were both done twice.
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They both take the pill, he finishes it with a bang.
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He is Emir Parkreiner.
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He escapes from New York
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And Los Angeles....But what the hell happened in Cleveland?
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Everybody dies.
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She kidnapped herself, man
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They find the car.
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They find the car.
and the continuem transfunctioner
Back off the spelling
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He saran-wraps them both and goes off with the girl.
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He tricks the computer into not doing it by making it play tic-tac-toe with itself.
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The Earth is actually flat.
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He had another cell phone strapped to his leg.
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She was a tuck job. Rape is imminent.
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The guy wasn't lucky, punk.
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Finkel is Einhorn
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Finkel is Einhorn
It was all over Bat Guano
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The girl has alzheimers and dies, the man kills himself beside her.
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He owed him a 10 second car
(that one still owes me 2 hours of my life back)
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Mel gets mad.
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The man chasing them is actually the man she loves, but he won't tell her until after he is pushed into the ravine.
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The product isn't anything like what was in the ad, you'll call the support line, but the product will still suck.
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The lovable losers actually win.
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The guy saves the girl, but the evil guy doesn't die and they have to go into hiding because of it.
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The guy saves the girl, then the girl betrays the guy and gets away with the money.
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The guy at the bank who gets shot is actually in on it, but all of those in on the robbery die except for the one lady. I can't remember if she dies or not.
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He robs the bank, then hides inside the walls of the bank with the money, until he gets the oppurtunity to escape, it's ingenious really.
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The employees of the bank staged the robbery, the captain, lieutenant, detective and detective's assistant are trapped in the vault. They use a diamond necklace to cut through a lock and then program the moving sign to have a help message.
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Her tits are always covered by a conveniently placed hand or sheet.
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The young colllege student is failing her class, and needs a way to improve her grade. So, she goes to her teacher's class afterwards, and she whore's herself out. The teacher takes the bait, and they fuck all night long.
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The young colllege student is failing her class, and needs a way to improve her grade. So, she goes to her teacher's class afterwards, and she whore's herself out. The teacher takes the bait, and they fuck all night long.
She gets an F for not swallowing.
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The young colllege student is failing her class, and needs a way to improve her grade. So, she goes to her teacher's class afterwards, and she whore's herself out. The teacher takes the bait, and they fuck all night long.
She gets an F for not swallowing.
He has hands and was never even in Vietnam he was on the Coast Guard
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The young colllege student is failing her class, and needs a way to improve her grade. So, she goes to her teacher's class afterwards, and she whore's herself out. The teacher takes the bait, and they fuck all night long.
She gets an F for not swallowing.
He has hands and was never even in Vietnam he was on the Coast Guard
She is actually a guy.
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Jenny dies.
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Jenny dies.
Jenny, why are you touching my pee pee? Oh jenny that feels nice. Please gobble my balls jennay.
The deleted scene from forest gump.
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Forest wouldn't know what to do.
Jason is defeated by the average guys, but then manages to come back for 900 more sequels.
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They almost get a female cop to save them and end the story. Then the dealer steals the cop car and continues the movie for another hour.
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He buys a lot of dope from El Padroni and gets busted. Twice.
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The midget turned on the guy, then the cops show up. The guy gets away so he can get a toy to the kid he was staying with. The cops shoot him. It turns out that he is actually the one that left the note for the cops. He didn't die and now he works for the police so they don't mess up again.
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She was only inflating the autopilot, not the other thing it looked like
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Everyone lives happily ever after. Except for the slightly emo "bad" guy. He dies alone. The preppy annoying jock "hero" cheats on the girl repeatedly.
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They were the Breakfast Club
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The New Sheriff is a Ni****
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Zombies win.
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Zombies lose.
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they seek shelter at the pub
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He escapes prison and Turkey, eventually going on to tell his life story.
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She Did Dallas
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They aren't really zombies.
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He lives forever.
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He is shot in the back of the head by a Bolivian assassin.
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The zombies are cured by aliens and the people realize that if they hadn't killed some of the zombies than they would still be alive and well. The guy that flew the plane over the wall is still infected and ends up restarting the entire infection, but the aliens don't show up and the lady puts probably around 98% of Australia's population in a small fenced in area while the survivors stay at the one guy's house. The guy doesn't mind because he dies. The lady upgraded the triple shotgun into a quadruple shotgun.
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Master Blaster ruled Barter Town
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He gets the girl.
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He gets the guy.
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The guy who wants his stapler back eventually sets the building on fire
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She gets the girl (OH YEAH!!!!! That is a movie I would watch)
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The guy who wants his stapler back eventually sets the building on fire
He specifically ordered no salt on his margarita and there was salt on it.
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The copier goes down like a bitch.
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The zombies are cured by aliens and the people realize that if they hadn't killed some of the zombies than they would still be alive and well. The guy that flew the plane over the wall is still infected and ends up restarting the entire infection, but the aliens don't show up and the lady puts probably around 98% of Australia's population in a small fenced in area while the survivors stay at the one guy's house. The guy doesn't mind because he dies. The lady upgraded the triple shotgun into a quadruple shotgun.
20 points if you know what movie this is from.
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He was actually both guys, and had a split personality, that came out when he slept. In the end he shoots the other personality, and blows up the building anyway.
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The zombies are cured by aliens and the people realize that if they hadn't killed some of the zombies than they would still be alive and well. The guy that flew the plane over the wall is still infected and ends up restarting the entire infection, but the aliens don't show up and the lady puts probably around 98% of Australia's population in a small fenced in area while the survivors stay at the one guy's house. The guy doesn't mind because he dies. The lady upgraded the triple shotgun into a quadruple shotgun.
20 points if you know what movie this is from.
I dreamed about this post. I saw zombies fighting poeple (btw this dream looked like a 2d arcade shooter) then the people started to lose, then the aliens came in, and they started to lose. Then they fled leaving some sort of drop ship. Then I stop remember it.
Gay ass dream.
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He runs out of ideas.
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Everyone dies.
(spoiler to life)
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Alreday did that.
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Alreday did that.
They find out they guy trying to kill them is actually their dad because he knew the prayer they said after someone dies and then they kill the mobster in the courtroom
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Alreday did that.
Look back, and see.
(spoiler) I already did it.
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No.
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althalus is wrong.
spoiler to tfes.
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Muffz falls pregnant.
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They all live happily ever after.
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Muffz falls pregnant.
Robosteve goes out to get some "milk" and is never heard from again
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They skipped to the last page and kept posting the same spoilers forever.
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She has an abortion.
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They ran out of good ones but kept posting anyway.
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the drug was called pos 51 because in actuality is does nothing at all but it looks like it should
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He was sleeping the whole time, and never had a magic, sweet remote.
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He'll be back.
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He comes back, twice more.
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The Chief kills McMurphy.
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A guy points out the clouds on a big map.
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They are all in purgatory (potential Lost spoiler)
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That link really IS goatse. L O L.
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They are all in purgatory (potential Lost spoiler)
Sorry, no. The writers only think 1/2 an episode ahead at any given time, spoiler impossible.
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they were gong to get off the island but gilligan somehow messed it up
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They almost get off the island, go back for gilligan, the plane breaks, but the coast guard saves them.
(the final episode of gilligan's island, anyone else seen it?)
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Eric Bloedow defeats Voldemort.
Sorry, everyone...
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They almost get off the island, go back for gilligan, the plane breaks, but the coast guard saves them.
(the final episode of gilligan's island, anyone else seen it?)
i was addicted to that show in my younger days
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They almost get off the island, go back for gilligan, the plane breaks, but the coast guard saves them.
(the final episode of gilligan's island, anyone else seen it?)
i was addicted to that show in my younger days
Same here. I used to watch it at 6:30 in the morning before school.
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Jesus dies
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Jesus comes back?
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Jesus comes back?
I doubt it...
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Oh well, he was a jerk anyway.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory with the candlestick.
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earth is flat.
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Uber necro bump just because I'm bored.
Crank doesn't die.
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SPOILER ALERT! That movie i watched the other day... how to rob a bank? Gavin Dies.
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Dumbledore is gay.
Harry dies.
Harry comes back.
Harry's sacrifice prevents voldermort from harming anyone fighting him because he died with love for them.
Harry dying destroyed the final piece of voldermort's soul which was in Harry.
Voldermort dies a mortal death.
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Jamal kisses the scar on Latika?s face thereby erasing so much of their heartache in their search to be together. Also, the police let him go and he gets to go win the money. Oh yeah, and the white guy gets killed.
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[hamlet]
Everyone dies.
[/hamlet]
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Neo dies, Trinity dies, Smith dies, and the human race is saved.
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[hamlet]
Everyone dies.
[/hamlet]
I lol'd
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Logan's memories are destroyed when Stryker shoots him in the head with an adamantium bullet.
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Logan's memories are destroyed when Stryker shoots him in the head with an adamantium bullet.
Shit, I wanted to see that movie too.
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Logan's memories are destroyed when Stryker shoots him in the head with an adamantium bullet.
Shit, I wanted to see that movie too.
Lol, it's not like you didn't know. I saw it a few days ago because it leaked out onto the torrent sites. I couldn't take it seriously because the CG's and such weren't completed. :-\
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I didn't know, I worked all weekend. I see it on imdb now though. Oh, well. I'll probably still see it.
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Spoiler.
Staying up for 30+ hours then blowing an adderol leads to tweaking out in physics class. Not fun.
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learn2mainstream
Also, Sister Aloysius Beavier has such doubt.
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Sydney gets re-invited back to the wedding, gets to the wedding just in time, and re-assumes his role as best man.
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Edward Cullen is a vampire.
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Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud.
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Edward Cullen is a vampire.
Is that really a spoiler? I think everybody knew that.
Dominic is arrested by the FBI, and sentenced to 25 years.
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A solar flare destroys "everyone else," the whisper people turn out to be angel's who save the children so that they can start civilization over again.
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Edward Cullen is a vampire.
Is that really a spoiler? I think everybody knew that.
Dominic is arrested by the FBI, and sentenced to 25 years.
Make up your mind! >:(
Jason Borne's girlfriend dies in the second movie.
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Edward Cullen is a vampire.
Is that really a spoiler? I think everybody knew that.
Dominic is arrested by the FBI, and sentenced to 25 years.
Make up your mind! >:(
Jason Borne's girlfriend dies in the second movie.
Make up my mind about what?
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Whether or not you want me to spoil something.
Sephiroth kills Aeris.
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I don't really care if you spoil that movie for anyone. As for your most recent one, that was the most gut wrenching scene I have ever seen in a video game.
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I don't really care if you spoil that movie for anyone. As for your most recent one, that was the most gut wrenching scene I have ever seen in a video game.
It frustrated me to no end that I couldn't go fight Sephiroth and try to save Aeris.
Tidus is actually just a dream created to save the world from Sin.
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Fuck, I haven't finished that game yet.
I don't really care if you spoil that movie for anyone. As for your most recent one, that was the most gut wrenching scene I have ever seen in a video game.
It frustrated me to no end that I couldn't go fight Sephiroth and try to save Aeris.
True, but it just made it sweeter to kick his ass in the end.
The Big Boss, was actually a traitor to the US, and was against Snake the whole time.
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Sylar doesn't kill his father who is dying from lung cancer.
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Was that from Heroes? I remember watching the episode, but that is a blank for me.
Jennifer Aniston was in on it the whole time, and was just blackmailing the guy for money.
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Yeah, it was Heroes.
The dog is carrying a form of rabese which turns everyone into zombies.
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Batman kills Two-Face, then conspires with Gordon to make everyone think that he killed all of Two-Face's victims.
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The headmaster was not actually Dr. Caligari, and it was all made up in the first place.
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Russell Crowe wins the nobel prize.
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Bond captures Greene and interrogates him, then leaves him out in the desert to die.
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I gotta stop reading these, I wanted to see that one too.
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I gotta stop reading these, I wanted to see that one too.
Oh yeah, at the end, Bond confronts Vesper Lynd's old boyfriend who betrayed her, but has mercy and doesn't kill him.
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>:( Eh, it's all right, I'll probably still watch it anyway. I can't believe the pussy doesn't kill him though.
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Eli is a vampire and she kills the bullies in the end of the movie.
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Eli is a vampire and she kills the bullies in the end of the movie.
What movie is that?
Dr. Cutner shoots himself in the head.
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Eli is a vampire and she kills the bullies in the end of the movie.
What movie is that?
Dr. Cutner shoots himself in the head.
I still can't believe he did that, it was so random. He was a good character too, it's a shame.
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I know! I was kind of pissed. Now they killed off two of the new doctors. I wonder who's next. >:(
Daphne dies.
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Bond captures Greene and interrogates him, then leaves him out in the desert to die.
I saw this yesterday.
I haven't seen any other movies recently, so I can't say any spoilers.
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Bernard's girlfriend isn't dead but faked her death to avoid marrying him.
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Jacob falls in love with Bella who is depressed because Edward leaves her to go to Italy where he tries to kill himself because he thinks Bella has died when actually she didn't because Jacob saved her.
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Eli is a vampire and she kills the bullies in the end of the movie.
What movie is that?
Dr. Cutner shoots himself in the head.
It's from Let the Right One In.
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Angel and his cohorts move into strike for what will undoubtedly be the final battle, but then the show just ends and it leaves fans scorned and wishing for a better ending.
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Tidus Pullo kills his girlfriend after she confesses to poisoning his wife causing her to lose their child and die.
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Derek turns left.
I guess he is an ambiturner.
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Sweeny todd kills his wife thinking her some vagrant, then realizing who she is kills the woman that has been helping him for lying about his wife. He then allows the boy to kill him.
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The Balloon Boy was actually in a box in the attic the whole time. Funny video spoiler included. ;D
http://mashable.com/2009/10/20/im-in-a-box/
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Timeline
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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
Quoted for awesome name.
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Mal'akh is Peter Solomon's presumed-dead son Zachary, and the Lost Word/Amazing Mysteries are in fact the Bible. I actually posted that on a Facebook of a guy I know. Lulz ensued. In all honesty, it was a pretty good book, but you have to adapt the usually strategy of not believing a single "historical fact" mentioned in the book, as is the wont with Dan Brown books. Hell, at one point the book suggests that the Washington Monument is a phallic tribute to George Washington's enormous dick. Or something like that.
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Anteater may or may not be a seahorse.
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I was phone.
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They're in your base killing your dudes.
-
He finally gets a Twinkie.
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The hyenas kill scar
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
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Bad guy dies, good guy wins, every one goes home happy.
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Even though she is supposed to mate with the warrior guy she has weird hair sex with the outsider instead, then everyone is pissed, other stuff happens, he saves the day, they like him now and he becomes one of them because the tree is a computer.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
Yeah, I had just meant to get down as many facts as I could before going to bed. It's a fucking awesome game, anyway. Although, I think that too many of the playable characters are scripted to die. It was irritating in the first game when you die in the nuclear explosion, but then again, Soap was the main protagonist. In this one, however, you play as Roach so much that it's a surprise when you die.
Also, I know it's kind of a silly point, but for some reason, I get irritated at the casualness of all the torture scenes. At least with a show like 24, Jack Bauer's emotions and morals are explored, and all the terrible things he's done weigh heavily on him. In this game, it just shows relatively low-level enlisted men-no disrespect to them meant, but they don't make important decisions to the extent that the officers do-just casually torturing every single enemy they capture with sadistic glee. Like in the first game, a bunch of SAS soldiers just stand around and watch Price beat the shit out of Al-Asad, then once he has what he needs, with absolutely no word from his superiors, he pulls a gun and murders him. Frankly, I think it's just pathetic.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
Yeah, I had just meant to get down as many facts as I could before going to bed. It's a fucking awesome game, anyway. Although, I think that too many of the playable characters are scripted to die. It was irritating in the first game when you die in the nuclear explosion, but then again, Soap was the main protagonist. In this one, however, you play as Roach so much that it's a surprise when you die.
Also, I know it's kind of a silly point, but for some reason, I get irritated at the casualness of all the torture scenes. At least with a show like 24, Jack Bauer's emotions and morals are explored, and all the terrible things he's done weigh heavily on him. In this game, it just shows relatively low-level enlisted men-no disrespect to them meant, but they don't make important decisions to the extent that the officers do-just casually torturing every single enemy they capture with sadistic glee. Like in the first game, a bunch of SAS soldiers just stand around and watch Price beat the shit out of Al-Asad, then once he has what he needs, with absolutely no word from his superiors, he pulls a gun and murders him. Frankly, I think it's just pathetic.
In all honesty, I was a little upset when I died as Roach, I was growing to like him. Also, I agree about the torture scenes, though admittedly I never played the first Modern Warfare so I don't have much of a frame of reference that way. I guess it's supposed to add to that hooah kick the bad guys' asses theme. Also, not sure about you, but I found the game to be a little short, it could've done more in Washington, IMO. Still a solid game all in all, though. Excellent live play as well, huge levels.
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After a life that will not even come close to your dreams as a child you'll die in a bed finally realizing that no matter how close you are to other people the privacy in our heads truly makes us alone.
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Parsifal doesn't get laid.
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He turns into an alien.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
Yeah, I had just meant to get down as many facts as I could before going to bed. It's a fucking awesome game, anyway. Although, I think that too many of the playable characters are scripted to die. It was irritating in the first game when you die in the nuclear explosion, but then again, Soap was the main protagonist. In this one, however, you play as Roach so much that it's a surprise when you die.
Also, I know it's kind of a silly point, but for some reason, I get irritated at the casualness of all the torture scenes. At least with a show like 24, Jack Bauer's emotions and morals are explored, and all the terrible things he's done weigh heavily on him. In this game, it just shows relatively low-level enlisted men-no disrespect to them meant, but they don't make important decisions to the extent that the officers do-just casually torturing every single enemy they capture with sadistic glee. Like in the first game, a bunch of SAS soldiers just stand around and watch Price beat the shit out of Al-Asad, then once he has what he needs, with absolutely no word from his superiors, he pulls a gun and murders him. Frankly, I think it's just pathetic.
In all honesty, I was a little upset when I died as Roach, I was growing to like him. Also, I agree about the torture scenes, though admittedly I never played the first Modern Warfare so I don't have much of a frame of reference that way. I guess it's supposed to add to that hooah kick the bad guys' asses theme. Also, not sure about you, but I found the game to be a little short, it could've done more in Washington, IMO. Still a solid game all in all, though. Excellent live play as well, huge levels.
maybe i'm too thick but i still don't understand what shepard and makarov were trying to accomplish in this game.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
Yeah, I had just meant to get down as many facts as I could before going to bed. It's a fucking awesome game, anyway. Although, I think that too many of the playable characters are scripted to die. It was irritating in the first game when you die in the nuclear explosion, but then again, Soap was the main protagonist. In this one, however, you play as Roach so much that it's a surprise when you die.
Also, I know it's kind of a silly point, but for some reason, I get irritated at the casualness of all the torture scenes. At least with a show like 24, Jack Bauer's emotions and morals are explored, and all the terrible things he's done weigh heavily on him. In this game, it just shows relatively low-level enlisted men-no disrespect to them meant, but they don't make important decisions to the extent that the officers do-just casually torturing every single enemy they capture with sadistic glee. Like in the first game, a bunch of SAS soldiers just stand around and watch Price beat the shit out of Al-Asad, then once he has what he needs, with absolutely no word from his superiors, he pulls a gun and murders him. Frankly, I think it's just pathetic.
In all honesty, I was a little upset when I died as Roach, I was growing to like him. Also, I agree about the torture scenes, though admittedly I never played the first Modern Warfare so I don't have much of a frame of reference that way. I guess it's supposed to add to that hooah kick the bad guys' asses theme. Also, not sure about you, but I found the game to be a little short, it could've done more in Washington, IMO. Still a solid game all in all, though. Excellent live play as well, huge levels.
maybe i'm too thick but i still don't understand what shepard and makarov were trying to accomplish in this game.
Shepherd wanted a war with Russia to ensure that the United States would always be strong, blah blah blah. And he got promoted.
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General Shepherd and Makarov were actually working together to engineer the war in the first place. Shepherd murders Ghost and Roach, then Soap and Price chase him down. In the final battle on a boat, Soap kills Shepherd with a throwing knife.
Top that.
If I hadn't beat the game like a week ago, I'd be inclined to be upset. Final battle is on land though, after the boat chase.
BOOM!
Yeah, I had just meant to get down as many facts as I could before going to bed. It's a fucking awesome game, anyway. Although, I think that too many of the playable characters are scripted to die. It was irritating in the first game when you die in the nuclear explosion, but then again, Soap was the main protagonist. In this one, however, you play as Roach so much that it's a surprise when you die.
Also, I know it's kind of a silly point, but for some reason, I get irritated at the casualness of all the torture scenes. At least with a show like 24, Jack Bauer's emotions and morals are explored, and all the terrible things he's done weigh heavily on him. In this game, it just shows relatively low-level enlisted men-no disrespect to them meant, but they don't make important decisions to the extent that the officers do-just casually torturing every single enemy they capture with sadistic glee. Like in the first game, a bunch of SAS soldiers just stand around and watch Price beat the shit out of Al-Asad, then once he has what he needs, with absolutely no word from his superiors, he pulls a gun and murders him. Frankly, I think it's just pathetic.
In all honesty, I was a little upset when I died as Roach, I was growing to like him. Also, I agree about the torture scenes, though admittedly I never played the first Modern Warfare so I don't have much of a frame of reference that way. I guess it's supposed to add to that hooah kick the bad guys' asses theme. Also, not sure about you, but I found the game to be a little short, it could've done more in Washington, IMO. Still a solid game all in all, though. Excellent live play as well, huge levels.
maybe i'm too thick but i still don't understand what shepard and makarov were trying to accomplish in this game.
Shepherd wanted a war with Russia to ensure that the United States would always be strong, blah blah blah. And he got promoted.
seems far fetched
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She kills her boyfriend, and throws him back into the bedroom while you're made to believe that she did it while she was possessed. Then she demon faces the camera and it cuts to black. Then they try and creep you out by telling you she was never found, but it just didn't do it for me I hardly think it was the scariest movie of all time.
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She kills her boyfriend, and throws him back into the bedroom while you're made to believe that she did it while she was possessed. Then she demon faces the camera and it cuts to black. Then they try and creep you out by telling you she was never found, but it just didn't do it for me I hardly think it was the scariest movie of all time.
The creepy part is how she killed him. She goes out into the hall and starts screaming for help. The kind of screaming that makes you feel like the person you love is about to die. He runs out there to help her and she stabs him to death.
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She kills her boyfriend, and throws him back into the bedroom while you're made to believe that she did it while she was possessed. Then she demon faces the camera and it cuts to black. Then they try and creep you out by telling you she was never found, but it just didn't do it for me I hardly think it was the scariest movie of all time.
The creepy part is how she killed him. She goes out into the hall and starts screaming for help. The kind of screaming that makes you feel like the person you love is about to die. He runs out there to help her and she stabs him to death.
He should have noticed the change in her demeanor when she became "possessed" and said she didn't want to leave. He was a little bit of a dick anyway, blaming her for bringing whatever it was into his life. Douche move.
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The Cylons are our ancestors.
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It isn't a planet, it is a night club, and the all die because the universe is destroyed.
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She kills her boyfriend, and throws him back into the bedroom while you're made to believe that she did it while she was possessed. Then she demon faces the camera and it cuts to black. Then they try and creep you out by telling you she was never found, but it just didn't do it for me I hardly think it was the scariest movie of all time.
The creepy part is how she killed him. She goes out into the hall and starts screaming for help. The kind of screaming that makes you feel like the person you love is about to die. He runs out there to help her and she stabs him to death.
He should have noticed the change in her demeanor when she became "possessed" and said she didn't want to leave. He was a little bit of a dick anyway, blaming her for bringing whatever it was into his life. Douche move.
What is this?
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She kills her boyfriend, and throws him back into the bedroom while you're made to believe that she did it while she was possessed. Then she demon faces the camera and it cuts to black. Then they try and creep you out by telling you she was never found, but it just didn't do it for me I hardly think it was the scariest movie of all time.
The creepy part is how she killed him. She goes out into the hall and starts screaming for help. The kind of screaming that makes you feel like the person you love is about to die. He runs out there to help her and she stabs him to death.
He should have noticed the change in her demeanor when she became "possessed" and said she didn't want to leave. He was a little bit of a dick anyway, blaming her for bringing whatever it was into his life. Douche move.
What is this?
Paranormal Activity
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He ends up inside the mirrors, doomed to wander endlessly and having accomplished nothing.
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When he finally reaches the top of the tower all that happens is he is transported to the beginning of the first book, following the man in black. He is doomed to a hell of constantly repeating the mistakes that sent him to this hell. Though he is given the horn that was lost in a battle, symbolizing the fact that this is his last trip through hell.
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He kills the demons.
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She kills the vampires.
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He kills the demons.
He won't leave.
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His first name is Angus, but he hates it when people call him by it.
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He was blind the whole time, and the bible is actually written in braille.
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He was blind the whole time, and the bible is actually written in braille.
IRL, the Bible is never written in Braille, you know. What are you referring to?
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The Book of Eli, I haven't seen it, but I was told the ending.
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The allies win World war 1, the Germans get stuck with the blame, they get pissed off and put a mad man in charge who kills many many Jews the kills himself letting the Allies kick the crap out of them. The Japanese show their global hungry desires and get nuked twice. And the allies win again.
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They defeat the humans, and the last shot is of Jake snapping his eyes open as he transfers his consciousness permanently into the avatar.
(I can't believe no one's done that yet. ;D)
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He rallies the various tribes by riding a big bird that is apparently very dangerous.
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They defeat the humans, and the last shot is of Jake snapping his eyes open as he transfers his consciousness permanently into the avatar.
(I can't believe no one's done that yet. ;D)
Interestingly enough...
They defeat the gangbangers and the last shot is of Chev blinking as he hits the ground from falling out of the helicopter.
Lots of eye-openers in movie endings.
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The lost people escape only to go back to being "lost" again.
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The lost people escape only to go back to being "lost" again.
but it's not over yet. It's not reallly a spoiler until we know the end is it? No idea how it will end though.
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Wolfman is a giant pile of steaming shit.
There, I spoiled it for you.
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Wolfman is a giant pile of steaming shit.
There, I spoiled it for you.
WEREWOLF
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There wolf.
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They defeat the humans, and the last shot is of Jake snapping his eyes open as he transfers his consciousness permanently into the avatar.
(I can't believe no one's done that yet. ;D)
That's not really a spoiler, you can see it coming from the second they explain how the avatars work. The 'soul tree' or whatever only confirms it.
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His father is a werewolf too.
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His father is a werewolf too.
Honestly, I'm not even surprised. Why wouldn't he be?
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His father is a werewolf too.
Honestly, I'm not even surprised. Why wouldn't he be?
His father killed his mom, he just repressed the memories so it looked like she suicided.
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there was also side boob.
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Raist, Ichi, and Taters were the wolves all along.
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The zombies are cured by aliens and the people realize that if they hadn't killed some of the zombies than they would still be alive and well. The guy that flew the plane over the wall is still infected and ends up restarting the entire infection, but the aliens don't show up and the lady puts probably around 98% of Australia's population in a small fenced in area while the survivors stay at the one guy's house. The guy doesn't mind because he dies. The lady upgraded the triple shotgun into a quadruple shotgun.
Ha ha some one else saw that move lol
also they march around the walls like god said and they fall down (the walls that is)
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He takes the bribe and gets a call from his doctor during severe weather.
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He was actually insane.
They defeat the humans, and the last shot is of Jake snapping his eyes open as he transfers his consciousness permanently into the avatar.
(I can't believe no one's done that yet. ;D)
And they have lot's of hot blue sex.
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When do they not have lots of blue sex?
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When do they not have lots of blue sex?
After the censors got to the smurfs. :((
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I hated that about the smurfs. Where are the daily gangbangs I read about?
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I hated that about the smurfs. Where are the daily gangbangs I read about?
Behind the "smurfberry bushes" those weren't in the first cut.
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Ooooooh... Now it all makes sense.
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They all die, then they make a crappy remake, they still all die. Then more even crappier remakes are made until the end of time. Still they all die.
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Spock is forced to watch while Nero destroys Vulcan.
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Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
I read this as:
I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I LIKE GIRLS! HONESTLY, I DO! I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOTHING OTHER THAN A STRAIGHT, RED-BLOODED MAN WHO LIKES TO BANG WOMEN!
Lol.
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
A full page rant about how straight you are in response to 2 paragraphs saying you are insecure in your masculinity? Wow, you may get pussy on the regular, but I can tell you aren't very secure about it. I don't work out, have a shit job, but I'm currently nailing a girl that you'd probably pay money for. So I'm pretty happy. (1/2 paragraph schooling. homo)
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*SPOILER ALERT*
Raist won.
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*SPOILER ALERT*
Raist won.
Internet five.
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Jessica alba is Hott
When she isnt invisible, Jessica alba is Hott, again.
You're definitely a closet homosexual.
For saying a girl is hot? Your logic is flawless and you have a nutsack for a chin.
No. Just merely pointing out that the more and more you insist that you are straight, the more and more you look like a closet homophobe.
And, of course, I should also the more and more you take my troll bait and insist that you are just a slick, affluent individual, the more and more you look like a complete self-centered loser. Here's a small hint: None of us really care about how much money you have or how hot your wife is--or really anything about you.
Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
Faggot.
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Go back to school noob. Last I checked, people who like pussy......want pussy, moron. What the fuck are you talking about? You've been watching too much doctor phil.
I cant really comprehend how stupid you have to be to say that; because i like having sex with girls, i must be gay. lol Are you kidding me. Could you please shut up so I can concentrate on work at my bloated over paid job. Your stupidity is mind numbing. I actually had to go get a sandwich to snap out of the jaded cloud of idiocracy you had me in, so i could give this web-x training.
Anyone who has studied psychology would tell you that, if anything, the more you keep insisting that i am gay is only proving that you are, or at one point were, gay or bi-curious. In other words, you are making yourself look like a fag.
Additionally, In the same way you insist that i must care about what you fucking think; I dont. You are the one who keeps bringing it up, and why?
Ill tell you. Basic psychology. This is freshmen shit. A person's feelings are their own. Perception is different to everyone. Thinking that you know how someone else feels is only possible because you have to ability to look inside yourself and relate with the feelings that you yourself are capable of having. This is why children have to learn that hitting hurts. They wouldn't know if they have never been hurt. Or they do not get scared until something has scared them. Babies aren't scared of the dark, 3 year olds are. You follow?
Example: A person get rear-ended at an intersection - That person could either get out of his car and beat up the responsible driver or ask him if he is ok. Now instinctively, You jump straight to "Groper, You must be gay because you like getting girls naked", Which doesn't even make sense. I think we all know why you jump to gay so quickly. Its what you relate to, its where you are comfortable.
Now, if this was a real life social situation, and we were all friends.......Yeah, if i was gay and trying to hide it i may talk about girls and getting laid alot to try and throw off people being that i am ashamed of my homosexual feelings.
This is the internet. I can be who ever i want. This is why perverts troll online. I dont care about you, id act gay if i wanted to. Who the fuck are you, i dont know you.
After your last post, you now appear as an insecure, jealous, weakling. You should probably go speak with a professional and peel some of those rotten layers. I dont even believe IT is yours now either. Your wannabe psycho-analysis bullshit has only proven that you are a mess, young (mentally- and probably physically), and probably a enormous liar.
I don't need to hear that i am better then you, jerkoff. I am. Im not seeking validation on the internet, but it appears that your sick jealous ass needs to make yourself feel better than me just to be ok here. Get help. Your opinion is moot. Why do all you messed up little kids think it makes you look dope by trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet. It only points out the flaws in your undereducated opinions and makes it possible for us to determine that there is a strong chance that you like dick in your butt, yourself.
Putting it on your level. Your words just made you look like what you are accusing me of being. Thankfully, i was entertained enough to tell you about it.
My predictions for your next move:
1. You read what i just typed and still put "tl;dr" like the herb you are. This is of course for you to try and feel cooler than me again after i just pointed out on FES to everyone that you think about dancing penis' in your sleep.
2. You reply with a bunch irrelevant crap trying to insult me in order to make yourself feel like less of a fag. You will probably spend the limit of your vocabulary in doing this because that might be all you really have, some big words with your homosexual tendencies
Ill make it easy for you. I wont even spell check this or re-read it.
Have fun.
I read this as:
I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I LIKE GIRLS! HONESTLY, I DO! I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOTHING OTHER THAN A STRAIGHT, RED-BLOODED MAN WHO LIKES TO BANG WOMEN!
Lol.
Hahaha, I remember this. That guy made me lol
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After all these years you guys are still talking about me. I feel honored. I guess even fishes get hooked.
Oh, and daniel larusso wins by kick to the face.
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Cobb is still dreaming. Or is he?
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6 million jews die, but they get Israel.
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Billy Hoyle slams it to win 10-9 against the King and the Duck. Gloria still leaves so Billy goes to work for Sidney
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After all these years you guys are still talking about me.
Yep, you are the most lulzy gay guy we've ever had here.
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Romney/Kissinger 2012
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In the end, they return the statue head, but the city boy sacrifices himself to save the village.
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Pedro shaved his hair because it was going to fall out anyways from the chemo.
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The army arrive just after he shoots all the other people in the car including his own wife and young son.
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She never escaped. It was all a hallucination. She's still in the cave.
The army arrive just after he shoots all the other people in the car including his own wife and young son.
I fucking hated that ending. The woman who left the store early in the movie and who we assumed was dead popping up at the end only added to the ridiculousness of it.
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She never escaped. It was all a hallucination. She's still in the cave.
The army arrive just after he shoots all the other people in the car including his own wife and young son.
I fucking hated that ending. The woman who left the store early in the movie and who we assumed was dead popping up at the end only added to the ridiculousness of it.
I preferred the book's ending. They never find help and keep driving.
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Ned Stark gets beheaded.
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Dain is a level 3 Ol spy, and Lief is actually the heir of Adin.
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Peeta and Katniss both survive the games.
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It turns out sangreal doesn't just mean Holy Grail. Sang Real means 'Royal blood' and she is a direct descendant of Jesus!
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Belltower was helping the Illuminati develop the OCM all along.
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Sean Bean's character is killed in some brutal fashion.
relevant and NSFW:
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Belltower was helping the Illuminati develop the OCM all along.
Fuck you!!!!!!! I'm reading that one right now. You bastard!
Oh, you complete twat. >:(
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Marky Mark is the only survivor