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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Midnight on July 13, 2007, 08:23:23 PM

Title: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Midnight on July 13, 2007, 08:23:23 PM

Did this man sire descendants that live today?

Follow-up question:

Are they in similar circles?

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: slappy on July 13, 2007, 09:09:32 PM

I hope not... but with all the morons out there who knows, it's possible some of them are his. Then again, if that guy was anything like Tom is (or pretends to be) how the hell would he ever have gotten laid?? I mean.. come on..

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: CommonCents on July 13, 2007, 10:08:32 PM

Quote from: slappy on July 13, 2007, 09:09:32 PM

I hope not... but with all the morons out there who knows, it's possible some of them are his. Then again, if that guy was anything like Tom is (or pretends to be) how the hell would he ever have gotten laid?? I mean.. come on..

To quote Cartman from Southpark, "All you have to do is kiss, put your penis in her butt, and pee"

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: sharkzf6 on July 13, 2007, 11:18:54 PM

Quote from: CommonCents on July 13, 2007, 10:08:32 PM

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To quote Cartman from Southpark, "All you have to do is kiss, put your penis in her butt, and pee"

Ah...spoken like a true expert. Bravo CC, :claps hands: bravo!!  ;)

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: divito the truthist on July 14, 2007, 04:44:00 AM

The Rowbotham lineage.

I dare say Gulliver is related.

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Marinade on July 14, 2007, 09:13:30 AM

I personally think Tom Bishop is a descendant of Rowbothams. I can fathom no other reason, other than he's faking it, as to why he would so reverently follow E:NaG.

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2007, 09:13:50 AM

Quote from: Marinade on July 14, 2007, 09:13:30 AM

I personally think Tom Bishop is a descendant of Rowbothams. I can fathom no other reason, other than he's faking it, as to why he would so reverently follow E:NaG.

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Trekky0623 on July 14, 2007, 09:28:55 AM

Quote from: slappy on July 13, 2007, 09:09:32 PM

I hope not... but with all the morons out there who knows, it's possible some of them are his. Then again, if that guy was anything like Tom is (or pretends to be) how the hell would he ever have gotten laid?? I mean.. come on..

Rowbotham: So, uh, want to come up to my place?

GF: Oh Sam, I love you, we're going to travel around the globe.

Rowbotham: It's not a globe.

GF: Excuse me?

Rowbotham: The Earth is flat.

GF: ...Listen, I gotta go, I'll call you...(runs away).

Rowbotham: No!  Wait!  I can prove it!  Come get in this rowboat!

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: sharkzf6 on July 14, 2007, 10:03:16 AM

Quote from: Trekky0623 on July 14, 2007, 09:28:55 AM

Quote from: slappy on July 13, 2007, 09:09:32 PM

I hope not... but with all the morons out there who knows, it's possible some of them are his. Then again, if that guy was anything like Tom is (or pretends to be) how the hell would he ever have gotten laid?? I mean.. come on..

Rowbotham: So, uh, want to come up to my place?

GF: Oh Sam, I love you, we're going to travel around the globe.

Rowbotham: It's not a globe.

GF: Excuse me?

Rowbotham: The Earth is flat.

GF: ...Listen, I gotta go, I'll call you...(runs away).

Rowbotham: No!  Wait!  I can prove it!  Come get in this rowboat!

Rowbotham: ...starts to wimper, rows off into the sunset, falls off the edge of the earth (after passing through secret tunnel in the ice wall)...    :'(

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Mrs. Peach on July 16, 2007, 08:22:57 AM

I guess I’ll have to confess.  I am very distantly related to one of the Zetetics, but only by marriage.  Of course, that means a blood relation to any progeny .  In fact, I was looking up some genealogy for an aunt when I ran upon this delightful website. 

No, not Rowbotham, my connection is through the Blounts, who are rather respectable and not totally nutty.  I have a great fondness for eccentrics, salt for the soup you know, and I’m actually rather pleased with my very tiny, distant connection to the Flat Earth conclave.

Ain’t life strange? 

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: cmdshft on July 16, 2007, 08:30:37 AM

Tom seems to be great butt buddies with Rowbotham, maybe he should tell us.

Title: Re: "A Question About Rowbotham"
Post by: Ulrichomega on July 16, 2007, 09:58:06 AM

http://home.freeuk.net/mrowbotham/mytree.htm

Possibly?