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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: DrMalcolm on July 07, 2007, 12:54:37 AM

Title: I've found my home at last!
Post by: DrMalcolm on July 07, 2007, 12:54:37 AM: I'd like to say a very warm "thank you" to those who have set up this forum. I've been a closet FE'er all my life. My uncle Jack was an FEer and came out one afternoon at a family barbecue. Man! I have never seen my Dad go so totally batshit crazy as that day! Uncle Jack was lucky to escape with just a few bruises, and was never allowed to have any contact with me or my sister since. Dad has descended into Alzheimer's now (God bless his soul) and struggles to know the day of the week, or the names of family members. But if someone mentions the words "flat" and "earth" in the same sentence, the veins on the sides of his head stick out, his nose and forehead turn a dusky shade of purple, and he starts foaming and slavering.

I registered on this site just 15 minutes ago, and already I can feel the oppression of a life-time lifting from my shoulders. I know I'm going to enjoy it here, among like-minded, intelligent, lovely people!

DrMalcolm
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 07, 2007, 02:45:07 AM: We ain't lovely or intelligent
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: The Communist on July 07, 2007, 05:59:23 AM: Indeed, we cannot be trusted.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Carbiens on July 09, 2007, 04:44:28 AM: "closet FE'er".......

wonder if narnia is flat O.0
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: JackASCII on July 09, 2007, 07:04:46 AM: I would just for the record like to state that I am not this person's uncle.

Welcome anyway.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Midnight on July 10, 2007, 05:24:15 PM: This is a false flag thread.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: The Communist on July 14, 2007, 10:42:30 AM: Quote from: Carbiens on July 09, 2007, 04:44:28 AM
"closet FE'er".......

wonder if narnia is flat O.0

It is if you read Voyage of The Dawn Treader.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Nomad on July 14, 2007, 03:43:46 PM: Narnia is a kingdom in the unnamed world featured in the books, last I checked.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Spherical Earth Society Leader on July 14, 2007, 04:47:19 PM: Over 95% of people here are RE'ers.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: Raist on July 14, 2007, 06:30:26 PM: Quote from: Politically Spherical on July 14, 2007, 04:47:19 PM
Over 95% of people here are RE'ers.

What's that? some sort of fat joke?

Asshat.
Title: Re: I've found my home at last!
Post by: The Communist on July 15, 2007, 11:21:49 AM: Quote from: Nomad on July 14, 2007, 03:43:46 PM
Narnia is a kingdom in the unnamed world featured in the books, last I checked.

Narnia is indeed the kingdom, but the world it lies on is flat.