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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Saddam Hussein on May 09, 2007, 07:57:40 AM

Title: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 09, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
A government agent came up to me yesterday and offered me a million dollars to turn RE on this site.  I agreed, but there is no way I will quit my fundamentalist belief that the Earth is flat.

The conspiracy is trying to kill me.  I need somewhere to hide.  Can I move in with any of you guys?
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 09, 2007, 07:58:48 AM
Yeah you move in with me
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Masterchef on May 09, 2007, 08:28:10 AM
You could move in with me, but I'm a federal agent whose job it is to find and kill Flat Earthers.
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: McGRIDdle on May 09, 2007, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: The Government Is Lying on May 09, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
A government agent came up to me yesterday and offered me a million dollars to turn RE on this site.  I agreed, but there is no way I will quit my fundamentalist belief that the Earth is flat.

The conspiracy is trying to kill me.  I need somewhere to hide.  Can I move in with any of you guys?

Absolutely. Meet me at kilometer 255 on the 5 in Mexico and drive something with a large trunk.
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 09, 2007, 12:37:46 PM
Quote from: GeneralGayhand on May 09, 2007, 07:58:48 AM
Yeah you move in with me

Thank you.  Remember, no one must ever know.
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 09, 2007, 12:44:58 PM
Too late. I just rang up everyone I know, including NASA (we're on first name terms) and told them all you're coming to live with me
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 09, 2007, 12:51:09 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 09, 2007, 12:51:46 PM
Sorry...you should have said something sooner
Title: Re: They tried to bribe me!
Post by: Jamesblonde on May 09, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
The government stole all my cheese you know.