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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: jordan_bigandround on April 04, 2007, 03:43:31 PM

Title: Explain this
Post by: jordan_bigandround on April 04, 2007, 03:43:31 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Mr. Ireland on April 04, 2007, 04:40:11 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?

Read the FAQ for one.  Earth: Not a Globe is a big supporter for most FE'ers.  Bermuda, I doubt it.  The clouds do exist, and they are they're just like in RE.  Mothers, who knows.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Agent_0042 on April 05, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
As I said in another thread...

Forget "Earth: Not a Globe". Why don't you try reading "Earth: Not a Book, the Real Thing".
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Vilkata on April 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
As I said in another thread...

Forget "Earth: Not a Globe". Why don't you try reading "Earth: Not a Book, the Real Thing".
Thats sig material right there.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 06, 2007, 01:35:41 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?

Our proof is from the Bible.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Midnight on April 06, 2007, 01:45:09 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?

Your teacher will fail you. A society? This is not a society. Claiming it is, in their own words, means nothing concrete. Your teacher will demand sources and hard copy, researched material, if said teacher has any scruples about teaching.

You have been mislead.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Miss M. on April 06, 2007, 02:01:41 PM

Our proof is from the Bible.
leave that thing out of it. ::)


@Midnight: I dunno. I know of one teacher who'd pass you for that sort of thing ;D

I got an A* for debating the benefits of eating Moon Rock Candy instead of Mars Bars....
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Midnight on April 06, 2007, 03:00:07 PM
Your teacher sounds hot. I'd hit it.  :P
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: bump on April 06, 2007, 06:35:41 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?

Your teacher will fail you. A society? This is not a society. Claiming it is, in their own words, means nothing concrete. Your teacher will demand sources and hard copy, researched material, if said teacher has any scruples about teaching.

You have been mislead.

The Flat Earth SOCIETY
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: akira on April 06, 2007, 07:04:12 PM
FE'ers are truly messengers from satan.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Midnight on April 06, 2007, 08:05:41 PM
O.k guys I am dead serious I'm doing an English project on any society I want, and guess what I chose yours because its the funniest , so please answer these questions (so please keep in mind I will be printing this page for the project)


How did you even think of all this?
like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)
How is the government going to make money of this?
If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?
Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?
Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?
We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?
What do your mothers think?

Your teacher will fail you. A society? This is not a society. Claiming it is, in their own words, means nothing concrete. Your teacher will demand sources and hard copy, researched material, if said teacher has any scruples about teaching.

You have been mislead.

The Flat Earth SOCIETY

Oh that's right, they call themselves that, so it must mean they are, in fact, an organized 'society' or body. How fucking MINDLESS of....very few.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Agent_0042 on April 07, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
Honestly, this 'Society" is like the National Guard's National Guard: "An Army of None"  :P
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: General Douchebag on April 18, 2007, 10:23:13 AM
Too true. Unless you count... The Count down of active FEers!

4. Teh Engineer!  ;D
3. Dogsplatter  >:(
2. The achBishop of Tomination!  ;)
1. The Narcmeister!!! Wait...  8) :'( 8)

The Government got her!

Back on topic:

It's a conspiracy (Even the mother one, their mothers have been assimilated into the
BORG NASA
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2007, 10:23:49 AM
Three of those aren't FE'ers
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on April 18, 2007, 02:46:24 PM
How did you even think of all this?

I didn't.

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like where the hell did you guys come up with this concept? (or did you just pull it out of your ass)

Like, it's like called like zetetic astronomy, man.

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How is the government going to make money of this?

Space Exploration funds.

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If they did have this huge huge cover up round earth thing wouldn't they of shut your forum down by now?

No.

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Could the Bermuda Triangle be a cover up for missing boats and plains that actually saw the "ice wall"?

Probably not.

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Do you have any proof the clouds don't exist?

Who said that clouds don't exist? If you say Tom Bishop, I'm going to kill that fucker.

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We have proof the earth is round, what do you have to proof the earth isn't?

What proof have you personally collected towards the round Earth?

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What do your mothers think?

I have never borne children, nor am I anywhere near pregnancy, and so I must ask from whence you derive the assumption that I am a woman who has a child.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
Diego learn to read. He said your mothers not you mothers
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on April 18, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
This just in: Diego in "not reading post properly" shocker!
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Mr. Ireland on April 18, 2007, 03:41:14 PM
Hehe, I noticed that too.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2007, 03:47:31 PM
I always find it worrying when my reading ability is better than someone else's
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Mr. Ireland on April 18, 2007, 03:50:02 PM
You have good reason to.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2007, 03:51:21 PM
I haven't voted yet. Was I on nail polish or glue?
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Mr. Ireland on April 18, 2007, 03:52:46 PM
Advice: All but nail polish, glue, and gas.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2007, 03:55:02 PM
But I don't like any of the other options
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Kasroa Is Gone on April 18, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
I was on all of them. The result was they all cancelled each other out and I was able think perfectly clearly. That is how I was able to understand what the giant blue duck was saying to me when he told me the true shape of the Earth in his native duck language.
Title: Re: Explain this
Post by: Mr. Ireland on April 18, 2007, 03:59:13 PM
Well, you're going to have to learn to use your drugs.