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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: bassmole on March 01, 2007, 08:44:08 AM

Title: Breaking news!
Post by: bassmole on March 01, 2007, 08:44:08 AM
I've just worked out that we've been lied to all this time! The earth isn't flat (despite all the evidence), It's really a giant ball that spins around for no reason in the middle of space!

The sun doesn't float above the earth, it's really millions and millions of miles away but just REALLY big (hard to belive but it's true.....ya rly). The governments didn't want us to know about it, so they all got together and decieded to tell us all the earth was flat for no reason, they just thought it would be a laugh. There comes times when they think they should tell us but it's too good of a joke to stop now.

We're not travelling upwards, accelerating at 9.8ms/s either - there is a "magical" force that i like to call "gravity". Now this force "atracts" us towards the earth, i don't know why - it's magic.

You know how i found all this out?
























Jesus told me
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: unclegravy on March 01, 2007, 08:46:54 AM
Cool, now try to learn to be original.
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 01, 2007, 08:52:52 AM
I've just worked out that we've been lied to all this time! The earth isn't flat (despite all the evidence), It's really a giant ball that spins around for no reason in the middle of space!

The sun doesn't float above the earth, it's really millions and millions of miles away but just REALLY big (hard to belive but it's true.....ya rly). The governments didn't want us to know about it, so they all got together and decieded to tell us all the earth was flat for no reason, they just thought it would be a laugh. There comes times when they think they should tell us but it's too good of a joke to stop now.

We're not travelling upwards, accelerating at 9.8ms/s either - there is a "magical" force that i like to call "gravity". Now this force "atracts" us towards the earth, i don't know why - it's magic.

You know how i found all this out?
























Jesus told me

Hey, I know that guy.
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: bassmole on March 01, 2007, 08:58:52 AM
Cool, now try to learn to be original.

Well, as i believe all the "FEers" are only arguing for arguments sake - just arguing as it is fairly hard to prove the earth is round unless you have done years and years of experiments, they know this and they have used this forum to try to make people feel stupid as they can't prove the earth is round on their own (especially over the internet).

Try telling the "FEers" to be original when they tell you it's a "conspiricy".

I'm just saying, if the world WAS flat, do the FEers" invissage all the worlds governments telling us it is round? or do they actually believe it is flat.
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: Mr. Ireland on March 01, 2007, 09:03:12 AM
Cool, now try to learn to be original.

Well, as i believe all the "FEers" are only arguing for arguments sake - just arguing as it is fairly hard to prove the earth is round unless you have done years and years of experiments, they know this and they have used this forum to try to make people feel stupid as they can't prove the earth is round on their own (especially over the internet).

Try telling the "FEers" to be original when they tell you it's a "conspiricy".

I'm just saying, if the world WAS flat, do the FEers" invissage all the worlds governments telling us it is round? or do they actually believe it is flat.

The FE'ers try and make the RE'ers feel stupid by correcting their grammer, they don't even go as far as experiments. 
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: Geoff on March 01, 2007, 09:53:14 AM
Cool, now try to learn to be original.

Well, as i believe all the "FEers" are only arguing for arguments sake - just arguing as it is fairly hard to prove the earth is round unless you have done years and years of experiments, they know this and they have used this forum to try to make people feel stupid as they can't prove the earth is round on their own (especially over the internet).

Try telling the "FEers" to be original when they tell you it's a "conspiricy".

I'm just saying, if the world WAS flat, do the FEers" invissage all the worlds governments telling us it is round? or do they actually believe it is flat.

The FE'ers try and make the RE'ers feel stupid by correcting their grammer, they don't even go as far as experiments. 

That is because no experiment would support the FE theory.
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: Vauxhall the Vampire on March 01, 2007, 09:54:05 AM
Cool, now try to learn to be original.

Originality is dead on this site. I'm a victim.  ;)
Title: Re: Breaking news!
Post by: mehh on March 01, 2007, 10:20:24 AM
WRONG- your the perpatrator! Your most original reply is a post full of mudkipz.. go die