The Flat Earth Society
Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Dioptimus Drime on February 20, 2007, 05:07:08 PM
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Okay, so preceding my first trip to the ice wall (http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=5829.0), I was obviously of some difficulty with the government. They were kind of afraid that I would actually get enough proof to take this public. Unfortunately, I never got that far. But the government was still kind of frightened, and they offered me 2.6 billion dollars in order to keep quiet. I didn't believe them, because I thought "Yeah right; I don't think they'd have THAT much money to give me." And so I made them show me the money before I accepted the contract that they were pushing on me.
So they blindfolded me, and put me in the trunk of a car. It was a very uncomfortable ride. Of course, I managed to sneak with me my trusty camera as well. Finally we got to a place. They wouldn't tell me where it is, but it was some office building. Unfortunately, they had closed the blinds on the windows so I couldn't make out what city we were in. Nevertheless, I got a picture of the office building:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/office.jpg)
They led me through a couple rooms. In one of them a physics professor was "re-educating" people who were being read in on the conspiracy. I got myself a short interview with the professor after attending half of his class and it was clear that he had a doctorate in both physics and philosophy. This surprised me. Here's the man, Dr. Reese Brattensbourg.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/professor.jpg)
I continued on through a hallway. I actually saw a space set where they were filming some new stuff from "the moon," even though it was just a fake-looking thing with a backdrop. You'll probably be seeing something of this footage soon. Here's the backdrop that they were filming against depicting a lunar rover.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/Lunar_Rover.jpg)
The guards got flustered with me and dragged me away, getting angry, so I figured that I should probably just shut up and get to the money storage. They practically dragged me along the hallway until we finally got to the end, where there was a vaulted door. We went in and inside there was a large safe.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/DSCF0013.jpg)
They then sat me down in a chair and showed me a large pile of money and set in front of me the contract. I asked them how they got so much money. They told me about how they received their monthly grant from the government's tax budget. I think a couple of the guys were chuckling at my expense there for a moment. I silently looked toward the window, not wanting to reject you guys for a measely couple billion dollars.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/money_pile.jpg)
So, I thought quickly, and dashed for the window. Luckily we were about fifteen stories up in the building by now, so I broke through the window, and jumped out, deploying the emergency parachute in my cool leather jacket, and parachuted to safety. I called a cab (here's the driver):
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/Cabdriver.jpg)
Luckily the cab driver drove really fast and I was able to quickly high-tail it out of there and back to my house. It took about four hours to get there, so I think I was pretty far away. Unfortunately, I was too exhilarated to check the landscape, and it completely slipped my mind to ask my cab driver where we were (partially because he was blabbering in some other language to someone on his cell phone for a while). :-/ Sorry guys. Anyways, I assume that they'll be onto me again sometime, but at least I got these pictures to prove the existence of the conspiracy right? That ought to let them now that they will NEVER shut me up! Hah!
~D-Draw
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So... you didn't take the money... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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So... you didn't take the money... ::) ::) ::) ::)
OF COURSE NOT! Instead, I decided to bring all of this VALUBLE information directly to YOU people. It was a personal sacrifice that I was willing to make for the betterment of society.
~D-Draw
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Clearly photoshopped. I mean that guys moustache doesn't even look real.
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I still think you should have taken the money and run!
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Diego is a man of principal. how dare you try to sway him from his stand against being a douche! And how dare you accuse a man who has TWICE risked his life of something as heinous as photoshopping!
Exactly! Plus, there were two guards and I wouldn't have had time to take the money, as as you can see the money is sprawled all over (not in a nice suitcase or anything like that).
~D-Draw
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I've seen the original pre-photoshopped photos and the cab driver is definitely white.
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I believe this photographical evidence presented before us, because I'm a RE'er.
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BELIEVE THIS MAN.
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Waaaaaaait a sec... is that.. play money???
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Waaaaaaait a sec... is that.. play money???
Play money?? They're hundred dollar bills. The guys even showed me the marks. It's definitely real money.
~D-Draw
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lol fiddy :)
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So, FE'ers don't believe photographs of earth in space, but we're supposed to believe these photos you show us?
Yippy-diddle-doopah-dong!
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I spell it "Fiddy" also :)
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So, FE'ers don't believe photographs of earth in space, but we're supposed to believe these photos you show us?
Yippy-diddle-doopah-dong!
Or possibly this thread isn't about the pictures at all. ;)
~D-Draw
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BUT WAIT!!! DUNDUN!
If the pictures have a possibility of being fake, then there is also a possibility that the OP is lying to us.
Evidence presented is therefore moot.
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I think you guys completely missed the point of this thread.
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I think you guys completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. Then again, My Trip To The Ice Wall is a 25-page misunderstanding, so...
:P
~D-Draw
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Nice images of an office, an adult class, a moon-rover (or whatever the fuck that was), and a black guy driving a car :D
<3
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Why is Troy Fucking Aikman in the second image up there......... :P
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u think he got that money for a nascar team by playing football? Conspiracy money buys nascar teams!
zomg trilaterial comission zerg rush ftw.
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DD was making the point that FEers dont accept pics of the earth as proof.
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idiots, the earth is round, the "wall of ice" has never been found, if the sun was within a couple hundred miles of us we would burn up, how does the earth heat itself, gravity? where does all of the video proof come from of the flatness of the earth
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I like the nice border around the money. And how it is lighted considering the safe has its back to a window.
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how does the earth heat itself, gravity?
Erm..... :o
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u stupid!
I was playing along...
Erm...
Yah.
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Why is Troy Fucking Aikman in the second image up there......... :P
That's not him, obviously. There are tons of look-alikes out there, you know.
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Sounds like you inhaled to many gas fumes in the back of that trunk. In order to get a cab, you would have to give the driver an address to get to you. You can't just say "Come pick me up at the conspiracy headquarters". Still it was good for a laugh. Oh, and I think I know one of the guys in that picture.
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Diego Draw, you are so stupid. Don't make me create photoshopped images aswell. We don't need no more images from you queer FE'ers. just show realistic, scientific evidence to disprove that the earth is round. We've been disproving that the earth is Flat. I don't think I've heard any FE'er asking or complaining about the round earth. Probably because there's none to talk about? It's perfect and fits 99% of those who learned physics,astronomy, anything regarding earth and space. So please, take the gibberish elsewhere, because it's not funny when you're trying to joke around for days. That's called stupid.
akira.
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Diego Draw, you are so stupid. Don't make me create photoshopped images aswell. We don't need no more images from you queer FE'ers. just show realistic, scientific evidence to disprove that the earth is round. We've been disproving that the earth is Flat. I don't think I've heard any FE'er asking or complaining about the round earth. Probably because there's none to talk about? It's perfect and fits 99% of those who learned physics,astronomy, anything regarding earth and space. So please, take the gibberish elsewhere, because it's not funny when you're trying to joke around for days. That's called stupid.
akira.
a) You've completely missed the point of the thread
b) RE is NOT perfect - otherwise you'd be able to explain gravitons to me.
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It's perfect. and if you wanna play these little games, ok, explain the shadow object that Tim Bishop came up with. :D :D :D :D :D
OH SHIT..IT OBSCURES THE MOON SOMETIMES. ok Tom.. ok.. no pussy for you tomorrow. :'(
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u think he got that money for a nascar team by playing football? Conspiracy money buys nascar teams!
zomg trilaterial comission zerg rush ftw.
did you just make a Starcraft reference? what?
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Diego Draw, you are so stupid. Don't make me create photoshopped images aswell. We don't need no more images from you queer FE'ers. just show realistic, scientific evidence to disprove that the earth is round. We've been disproving that the earth is Flat. I don't think I've heard any FE'er asking or complaining about the round earth. Probably because there's none to talk about? It's perfect and fits 99% of those who learned physics,astronomy, anything regarding earth and space. So please, take the gibberish elsewhere, because it's not funny when you're trying to joke around for days. That's called stupid.
akira.
Perfect? :lol: That's ridiculous, and actually kind of where the point of this thread was aimed, actually. Though I couldn't expect you to understand such incredibly complex subjects such as satire.
Sounds like you inhaled to many gas fumes in the back of that trunk. In order to get a cab, you would have to give the driver an address to get to you. You can't just say "Come pick me up at the conspiracy headquarters". Still it was good for a laugh. Oh, and I think I know one of the guys in that picture.
I hailed the cab. He was on the street. And you probably are just mistaking the guy for somebody else. Otherwise, have you talked to your friend about their involvement in secretive conspiracies?
~D-Draw
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first of all a fucking parachute in your jacket is completely impossible, trust me it is, second of all a ransom of a billion dollars is way more expensive than just killing you and covering it up
Trust me Diego, there is no headquarters
should have killed you
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It's perfect.
Explain what gravity is.
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You need at least 1000 feet for a parachute to work. Otherwise you break your neck, limbs, spine, or you pop a few vital organs. a fall from 15 stories unassisted? FATAL. With a parachute? Critical condition...most likely fatal.
:o
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first of all a fucking parachute in your jacket is completely impossible, trust me it is, second of all a ransom of a billion dollars is way more expensive than just killing you and covering it up
Yeah, but then everyone would have expected something, because everyone knows my anecdotes involving the government before. And also, why is a parachute in a jacket impossible? it was a smaller parachute for emergencies.
You need at least 1000 feet for a parachute to work. Otherwise you break your neck, limbs, spine, or you pop a few vital organs. a fall from 15 stories unassisted? FATAL. With a parachute? Critical condition...most likely fatal.
Now that I think about it, my feet did kind of hurt and swell up a bit after the jump. They got better though.
~D-Draw
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Emergency parachutes are SMALLER!!! Skydiving parachutes are large and need 1000 feet to fill up. an emergency one is used when that doesnt open. it doesn't slow you down nearly as much. also, you need acertain distance to physically slow down. And why didn't the security personell catch you wehn you had to call a cab to you unknown location? your story is about as believeable as the notion that earth is only 6000 years old.
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Emergency parachutes are SMALLER!!! Skydiving parachutes are large and need 1000 feet to fill up. an emergency one is used when that doesnt open. it doesn't slow you down nearly as much. also, you need acertain distance to physically slow down. And why didn't the security personell catch you wehn you had to call a cab to you unknown location? your story is about as believeable as the notion that earth is only 6000 years old.
Executive Chute makes a very small parachute that requires a jump of just 125ft.
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So... you didn't take the money... ::) ::) ::) ::)
I know, I'm disappointed too...
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Nice job! You can use google images.
http://www.apolloprojekt.de/technik/rover.php
http://printf.dk/office.html
http://www.webs1.uidaho.edu/nanomaterials/images/professor.jpg
http://www.rgs.uci.edu/grad/prospective/finance_edu.htm
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Nice job! You can use google images.
http://www.apolloprojekt.de/technik/rover.php
http://printf.dk/office.html
http://www.webs1.uidaho.edu/nanomaterials/images/professor.jpg
http://www.rgs.uci.edu/grad/prospective/finance_edu.htm
So can REers! As I've said in my other "My Trip To..." thread, the point isn't really the photographs.
~D-Draw
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Then why say. "Nevertheless, I got a picture of the office building:". Etc. Why not keep it out of the story.
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Then why say. "Nevertheless, I got a picture of the office building:". Etc. Why not keep it out of the story.
Because it's part of the story, and part of the point that I'm trying to prove.
~D-Draw
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Im a FE'er and beilved this story untill your stupid parechute jakit if your going to visit the conspiracy head quarter then at least tell the truth you probaly just kick a guy in the nadz and ran out and those of you who are RE'ers get a life and except the facts earth is flat
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Im a FE'er and beilved this story untill your stupid parechute jakit if your going to visit the conspiracy head quarter then at least tell the truth you probaly just kick a guy in the nadz and ran out and those of you who are FE'ers get a life and except the facts earth is round
*fixed*
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So you sit around making up fake stories and insulting people who believe the earth is round?
Sounds fun, were do I sign?
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So you sit around making up fake stories and insulting people who believe the earth is round?
Sounds fun, were do I sign?
Did you just join this forum to say that?
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Did you just join this forum to say that?
No, I came here to debate a, what I thought when I joined atleast, serious scientific matter.
But as I said: If all you do is sit around making fun of people who don't believe what you do, I'll leave.
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Did you just join this forum to say that?
No, I came here to debate a, what I thought when I joined atleast, serious scientific matter.
But as I said: If all you do is sit around making fun of people who don't believe what you do, I'll leave.
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/Faggotryfine.jpg)
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Snip.
Oh, ok.
Thanks for answering my question.
EDIT: also why the hell are you looking up faggot on Encyclopedia Dramatica!? I can't even imagine the god awful things you had to have seen in order to insult me.
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Okay, so preceding my first trip to the ice wall (http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=5829.0), I was obviously of some difficulty with the government. They were kind of afraid that I would actually get enough proof to take this public. Unfortunately, I never got that far. But the government was still kind of frightened, and they offered me 2.6 billion dollars in order to keep quiet. I didn't believe them, because I thought "Yeah right; I don't think they'd have THAT much money to give me." And so I made them show me the money before I accepted the contract that they were pushing on me.
So they blindfolded me, and put me in the trunk of a car. It was a very uncomfortable ride. Of course, I managed to sneak with me my trusty camera as well. Finally we got to a place. They wouldn't tell me where it is, but it was some office building. Unfortunately, they had closed the blinds on the windows so I couldn't make out what city we were in. Nevertheless, I got a picture of the office building:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/office.jpg)
They led me through a couple rooms. In one of them a physics professor was "re-educating" people who were being read in on the conspiracy. I got myself a short interview with the professor after attending half of his class and it was clear that he had a doctorate in both physics and philosophy. This surprised me. Here's the man, Dr. Reese Brattensbourg.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/professor.jpg)
I continued on through a hallway. I actually saw a space set where they were filming some new stuff from "the moon," even though it was just a fake-looking thing with a backdrop. You'll probably be seeing something of this footage soon. Here's the backdrop that they were filming against depicting a lunar rover.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/Lunar_Rover.jpg)
The guards got flustered with me and dragged me away, getting angry, so I figured that I should probably just shut up and get to the money storage. They practically dragged me along the hallway until we finally got to the end, where there was a vaulted door. We went in and inside there was a large safe.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/DSCF0013.jpg)
They then sat me down in a chair and showed me a large pile of money and set in front of me the contract. I asked them how they got so much money. They told me about how they received their monthly grant from the government's tax budget. I think a couple of the guys were chuckling at my expense there for a moment. I silently looked toward the window, not wanting to reject you guys for a measely couple billion dollars.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/money_pile.jpg)
So, I thought quickly, and dashed for the window. Luckily we were about fifteen stories up in the building by now, so I broke through the window, and jumped out, deploying the emergency parachute in my cool leather jacket, and parachuted to safety. I called a cab (here's the driver):
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bassplayer33333/Cabdriver.jpg)
Luckily the cab driver drove really fast and I was able to quickly high-tail it out of there and back to my house. It took about four hours to get there, so I think I was pretty far away. Unfortunately, I was too exhilarated to check the landscape, and it completely slipped my mind to ask my cab driver where we were (partially because he was blabbering in some other language to someone on his cell phone for a while). :-/ Sorry guys. Anyways, I assume that they'll be onto me again sometime, but at least I got these pictures to prove the existence of the conspiracy right? That ought to let them now that they will NEVER shut me up! Hah!
~D-Draw
Lukcy for you the taxi driver drove off when you were fannying about trying to get a picture of him. The geezer even posed n smiled for ya.
Some other language? Sorry but what other languages do black americans normally speak other than English?
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so not just some other language then
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idiots, the earth is round, the "wall of ice" has never been found, if the sun was within a couple hundred miles of us we would burn up, how does the earth heat itself, gravity? where does all of the video proof come from of the flatness of the earth
You are the wall of ice.
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idiots, the earth is round, the "wall of ice" has never been found, if the sun was within a couple hundred miles of us we would burn up, how does the earth heat itself, gravity? where does all of the video proof come from of the flatness of the earth
You are the wall of ice.
You are the conspiracy...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/23/009_220-270_M~Fox-Mulder-Posters.jpg)
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Hey. I said that was the easy answer. Not the only answer. You know... its crazy, but these days... them colored folks are allowed to learn other languages also... Crazy eh?
wot u on bout mate?
Those who learn a language rarley get to speak it in thier own culture. Plus they won't do it for the best part of a 4hour journey on the phone to someone else.
Either...my point is, that geezer is talking bollocks bout him bein on the phone for that amount of time.
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What if Twinkies REALLY do have feelings???????????
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(http://home.comcast.net/~retard324/stupidinternetpolicejv3.jpg)
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Hey. I said that was the easy answer. Not the only answer. You know... its crazy, but these days... them colored folks are allowed to learn other languages also... Crazy eh?
wot u on bout mate?
Those who learn a language rarley get to speak it in thier own culture. Plus they won't do it for the best part of a 4hour journey on the phone to someone else.
Either...my point is, that geezer is talking bollocks bout him bein on the phone for that amount of time.
Well well you lil' jackalope... if i can sit on a phone with a girlfriend for four hours and barely have 15 minutes worth of conversation... i can whole heartedly believe someone could learn a language, and use it during a phone call for ANY duration needed. Plus... what if the fella was raised in a 2 language home? what if his mom is Spanish? what if she i Arabic? What if thats how they talk? You dont know so stop nit picking and just calm yourself down. *hugs*
Mate...point its mostly matey is talking bollocks. He can read english can't he? Don't you have streets signs in America? How could he of not known where he was after 4hours? He had to come back didn't?