If you weren't an idiot,
I’m not the one posting complete idiocy.
but it's too rigid. What have we learned kids? Bending a long section of straight mass (such as the single-bound One Piece) snaps it apart.
If bridges were really made to be dynamic,
Bulma. Are you really this ignorant and stupid.
You never seen a thermal expansion joint for a bridge and / or overpass? Never wondered what a joint like what is pictured below was for?
Calculating Thermal Expansion

Yes. Bridges are made to be dynamic.
Bulma, your original post that is complete stupidity!
what I should expect to happen is some sort of tension while trying to wrap a level road to this "clearly visible" drop.
In the context of that post. Where you think all roads have to be flat and level? I provided examples if we follow your stupid logic that should be under greater tension due to following curvatures more extreme than the radius of the earth.
Anyway. But roads and highways around here are anything but level and flat. And designed to sheet water off them with crowns and grades.







Example after example of roads laid to follow the lay of the land. Banked turns, over hills and down hills, roads laying over localized terrain with more extreme “curvature” than what the radius of the earth provides. Nothing flat nor level about them. No need to cut down through hills.
Where we know roads do crack and need repair from “tension”.


Where Bulma, you don’t even get you can role up sod.
Really? Fake rolls of grass? Yeah, I know that's a thing, but real grass is seeded.
Is your soil truly that shitty?
As pointed out already. Sod is real grass, and there are farms dedicated to growing sod. And they often sale it in roles.
How Sod Is Harvested | This Old House
So Bulma. Just like FE. All you can do is make false assurances, lie, and make stupid false accusations that titer on slander.
Bulma are you this stupid or just a pathological liar.