Tides follow the moon

Tides follow the moon, no some unexplained wobble.

The moon is made of cheese, not some kind of rock.

So that would be gravitational pull then?

Yes. A gravitational pull that orbits the Earth, and pulls on the oceans as if they sit over an oblate spheroid.

Tides follow the moon, no some unexplained wobble.

I can see why this is thought to be true. In actual fact, both the Moon and tides are subject to the same force, which is why they appear to be related. That force is the evaporative power of the Sun. When the Sun shines over a portion of ocean, locally negligible (but very large in total) amounts of water evaporate. The "gap" causes predictable sloshing as the water on the Moon side fills the gap. When the Sun "sets", the water condenses, causing a combination of rainfall and sloshing.

Sorry, that doesn't work.

If the cause was heating by the Sun, tides would be related to sunrise/sunset. They're not.

Next explanation, please.

I can see why this is thought to be true. In actual fact, both the Moon and tides are subject to the same force, which is why they appear to be related. That force is the evaporative power of the Sun. When the Sun shines over a portion of ocean, locally negligible (but very large in total) amounts of water evaporate. The "gap" causes predictable sloshing as the water on the Moon side fills the gap. When the Sun "sets", the water condenses, causing a combination of rainfall and sloshing.

Do you read all of your theories in a book or do you make it up as you go along?