Conspiracy Theories you Believe in

Since this is the FES, I'll take it every one of you already believes that the Moon Landing is a conspiracy, lel, but what other conspiracy theories do you guys believe in?

I believe that the Pig-man exists. The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the 50's. Believe me, somewhere in a hospital (likely located in New York City) the anguished oink of Pig-man cries out for help.

Why doesnt the pigman drive coupes?

#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Seinfeld - Kramer needs a ride for the Pigman.

The Pig-man can take the bus.

if the pigman had a car he'd hive you a ride.

I believe that the Nazis actually secretly created massive underground bunkers for the supposed dead jews who now work for the NSA watching us through our televisions making sure we don't smuggle too much toothpaste onto airplanes.

The U.S. knew Pearl Harbor was going to be attacked.

Nimp was sent by the conspiracy to gnaw away at FES from the inside.

The jews are greedy, backstabbing and lying bankers who are in control of every goverment, and they are in the process of slowly destroying the white european race, as they have been doing for the past few thousand years.

Tom Bishop is in the pay of the FES to make people think they're not really serious.

Tom Bishop is in the pay of the FES to make people think they're not really serious.

Tom gets the Tshirt money? 
Shouldnt it go to Thork?

Mugsy knows.

I believe that wartime propaganda is real and that the "Great Experiment" (sic) has entailed a perpetual war on the masses since the inception of the Anglo-American empire and even prior to that.  The chief subjects of this experiment --
an experiment mostly psychological in nature -- appear to be the the self avowed "citizens" of the United States.

9/11

9/11

What about? there are many 9/11 conspiracies

Quote from: Blanko on January 14, 2013, 04:23:32 PM

9/11

What about? there are many 9/11 conspiracies

All of them.

7-11

The Slurpee...

I shall say no more.