Very well, I shall.
All this nonsense about constant acceleration. The very notion of this is idiotic, a 14 year old could carefully explain the concept of inertia, that according to Newton's First Law of Motion a net force is required to change the velocity of an object. Therefore you FE'ers have decided to create an entirely new force. !?!??!!?!?.
Not only this, but the constant references to Newton's law of Special Relativity:
Now let us ask the question, if it is going at a constant acceleration won't it surpass the speed of light, the answer is that it will, but because it cannot do this it won't, and therefore constant acceleration is impossible.
Right, it cannot surpass the speed of light, so it won't do this, therefore, constant acceleration is possible.
Now eventually, I don't feel like doing the calculations to figure out the exact time, the marble will approach light speed. At this time it's acceleration will slowly go down and finally it will stop accelerating at a speed that is just short of the speed of light.
It will never stop accelerating. Hence the whole constant acceleration thing.
This is because for it to at that point continuing to accelerate would require infinite energy which is impossible.
It would require an infinite amount of time in order for infinite energy to be required.
(Took out a lot of the unrelated stuff)
This insistance that Special Relativity stipulates that you can accelerate at 9.8m/s/s forever and never reach the speed of light, due to some random restriction, is simply not true. The impossibility in reaching the speed of light lies in the fact that velocity and mass are linked. The greater the velocity of an object, the larger it's mass becomes. At the speed of light the mass of the travelling object would become infinate, therefore the amount of energy required to accelerate it further would be infinite.
[E=Mc^2, therefore mass is simply "concentrated" energy, and KE=1/2mv^2. So as velocity increases so does energy, an explaination which has been simplified horrendously in order to convey a complex concept.]
Therefore an object cannot accelerate forever and not reach the speed of light, it is bound by an increase in the energy required to stimulate such acceleration.
So this "Dark energy" accelerating the flat earth would have to be infinate.
The use of such a model is therefore mathmatically impossible.