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What would you like to be in your next life?

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BOGWarrior89

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2007, 04:17:04 PM »
Godzilla.
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Cool Man

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2007, 04:38:09 PM »
Hey, here's a great idea: Why don't you get your lazy asses off your chair, go outside, and make something of the life you have now, instead of waiting to die and getting a better one.
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2007, 04:53:16 PM »
Says the guy who probably thinks putting "Cool Man" as his screen name will fool people into thinking he actually is cool.  If you were cool, you wouldn't be on teh internets makin' poests, you loser.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2007, 05:00:26 PM »
Yeah, I actually have been out with friends all day and came home for the night, then gonna go back out tomorrow. So I am pretty cool, unlike you, who sits at home all day, posting about how the earth is flat, when you have no logical proof.
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2007, 05:04:09 PM »
I'd like to see your "logical" proof of your claims about my life, instead of making baseless assumptions.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2007, 05:17:09 PM »
ZEUS, GOD OF THUNDER AND ROCK 'N' ROLL!

*plays an awesome riff with a lightning bolt*
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2007, 06:39:37 PM »
A Krovikian Mutilator.

Come, come, my little goblinis! Muhuhuhahahah!

We should have a muhuhuhahahah emote, srsly.
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BOGWarrior89

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2007, 07:54:01 PM »
Quote from: unclegravy on March 03, 2007, 06:39:37 PM
A Krovikian Mutilator.

Come, come, my little goblinis! Muhuhuhahahah!

We should have a muhuhuhahahah emote, srsly.

You could always use this one ...
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2007, 09:44:32 PM »
Women's bicycle seat. 
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cadmium_blimp

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2007, 10:08:24 PM »
I'm thinking about being a grasshopper.  Or The Highlander.  'Cuz, ya know, The Highlander fucking rocks.  I'm just wondering if I should be Conner MacLeod or Duncan MacLeod.  Personally, I always found Duncan to be a tad bit more badass, but who knows...
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2007, 10:47:49 PM »
Me with shorter hair. I always wanted shorter hair.  :'(
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skeptical scientist

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2007, 11:07:50 PM »
You don't have to wait for your next life for that...
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2007, 11:10:44 PM »
Quote from: skeptical scientist on March 03, 2007, 11:07:50 PM
You don't have to wait for your next life for that...

Indeed. Why not cut it?
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cadmium_blimp

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2007, 11:15:36 PM »
Perhaps he fears losing all his strength?
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2007, 11:25:10 PM »
Quote from: cadmium_blimp on March 03, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
Perhaps he fears losing all his strength?

Heh!
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM »
I think being a woman would be fun...

Or an elephant...Hmm...

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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2007, 12:56:44 AM »
Quote from: cadmium_blimp on March 03, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
Perhaps he fears losing all his strength?

The bible has such fun bullshit in it.
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Miss M.

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2007, 01:56:21 AM »
Quote from: unclegravy on March 03, 2007, 06:39:37 PM
A Krovikian Mutilator.

Come, come, my little goblinis! Muhuhuhahahah!

We should have a muhuhuhahahah emote, srsly.
there you go...one evil laugh.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2007, 02:02:50 AM »
That's it! I want to be a whale. Not one of those pussy Beluga whales either (God knows, I would die if I had a baby when I was a beluga whale...<_<). I'm talking big-assed Blue Whale. I'd be swimming around like ramming everyone. WHAM! That'd be SWEET. Man, it sucks to be a dolphin when I get to my next life. I'm going to own the waters.

Wait...

...Do whales have penises?


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Miss M.

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2007, 02:28:17 AM »
yes. ;P
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skeptical scientist

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2007, 02:51:15 AM »
Not only do whales have penises, but if one were so inclined, one could purchase a whale penis dildo. It takes all kinds...
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Miss M.

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2007, 05:01:10 AM »
 :o

...ew...
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2007, 02:10:15 PM »
This is the most dysfunctional forum. No one here even believes the earth is flat, which totally defeats the purpose of this site, and no thread ever stays on topic. Why don't you all go die.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2007, 02:14:51 PM »
You're welcome to leave any time, fuckass.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #54 on: March 04, 2007, 02:15:33 PM »
How can i die when my whale penis dildo is on its way in the mail?  ;D
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cadmium_blimp

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #55 on: March 04, 2007, 02:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Cool Man on March 04, 2007, 02:10:15 PM
This is the most dysfunctional forum. No one here even believes the earth is flat, which totally defeats the purpose of this site, and no thread ever stays on topic. Why don't you all go die.
Don't you know?  The chances of a thread staying on topic in any forum are inversely proportional to the length of the thread.   
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #56 on: March 04, 2007, 03:28:02 PM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 04, 2007, 02:02:50 AM
...Do whales have penises?


~D-Draw
I think that's what the word "dork" originally meant; whale's penis.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2007, 03:31:18 PM »
I'd want to be reincarnated as dung beetle
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2007, 04:09:18 PM »
Oo or failing that, an FE'er. They're pretty similar anyway
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #59 on: March 05, 2007, 06:58:35 AM »
I want to be the one and only Tom Bishop.  That way people will laugh with me, and not at me. -cough cough-
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