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The Terror

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Infinite Plane Question
« on: May 09, 2008, 01:34:46 PM »
Is the atmosphere the same mix of gasses everywhere on this infinite plane? So in theory we could cut down every tree, churn up every field, poison every reef in the sea, and there'd still be enough oxygen in the atmosphere to support human life indefinitely?
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 01:41:42 PM »
Well in theory, yes. However all that chopping and ploughing/plowing that would take an infinite amount of time.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 01:43:38 PM »
Not if Earth is the only oxygen producing area on the plane
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 01:44:40 PM »
I thought the Earth was the infinite plane?
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 01:47:03 PM »
Yeah, but beyond the Ice Wall there is just a rubbish icy wasteland with no life, according to Tom who knows all about this kind of thing.
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 01:52:18 PM »
I don't really support the infinite plane model. But in theory, you'd still have a considerable time before the noxious gases dispersed and equilibrium took place.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 01:53:12 PM »
Well maybe there will evolve some infinite ice-eating oxygen producing algae?  And in the infinite meantime, infinite weeds will sprout in the infinite plough rows.  The only thing I know is that weed seeds really do seem infinite.
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 01:57:48 PM »
There could be other worlds out there on the plane. Strange and terrible plant lifeforms farting out oxygen into the atmosphere
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 02:07:37 PM »
Yes and yes.  Eating methane and farting oxygen, the little buggers.  We could catch some and make a mint of money installing them in bathrooms, sewers, etc.  When do we start?  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 02:09:56 PM »
We need to build some kind of airship to get over the ice wall, and it'll be cold so some jumpers are essential. We also need some flamethrowers in case the alien plants try to eat us.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 02:34:07 PM »
Balloons? And I'll pack us a lunch.
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 06:07:41 AM »
Professional trolls you lot are, why not just give the guy a decent answer, you do this at some point in every promising thread and derail it.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 06:12:50 AM »
I wish I was a professional troll, it would be my dream job
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 07:02:17 AM »
Hey? Who's getting paid to do this?!
I need to speak with my agent...
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 08:02:59 AM »
I'm paid to do this. NASA pays me.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 02:54:45 PM »
I want some NASA money
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 03:56:49 PM »
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 10, 2008, 02:54:45 PM
I want some NASA money

You are being paid our tax money!
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2008, 05:03:31 PM »
Quote from: taters343 on May 10, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 10, 2008, 02:54:45 PM
I want some NASA money

You are being paid our tax money!

I can assure you it's money well spent.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2008, 05:25:54 PM »
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 11, 2008, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: taters343 on May 10, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 10, 2008, 02:54:45 PM
I want some NASA money

You are being paid our tax money!

I can assure you it's money well spent.

I never said it wasn't.
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2008, 02:39:58 PM »
Damn it, I'm tired of all these lies. I do nothing at work and your tax money is being totally wasted!

How did you know I work for the government anyway?
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2008, 11:41:06 AM »
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 12, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
Damn it, I'm tired of all these lies. I do nothing at work and your tax money is being totally wasted!

How did you know I work for the government anyway?

Maybe I told them?
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2008, 12:24:04 PM »
Lucky guess?
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2008, 04:27:04 PM »
Today your tax money was spent on me going to a conference to learn how to brainstorm
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2008, 05:02:04 PM »
I hope you learnt it well!
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2008, 05:04:02 PM »
My contributions were defeatist and sarcastic  :(
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2008, 05:08:34 PM »
As they are elsewhere
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2008, 05:14:12 PM »
That's just how I roll...
« Last Edit: May 14, 2008, 02:39:32 AM by The Evil Dr Robot-Ham »
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2008, 07:04:55 AM »
down hills?
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Re: Infinite Plane Question
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2008, 11:01:25 AM »
Quote from: The Evil Dr Robot-Ham on May 09, 2008, 01:34:46 PM
Is the atmosphere the same mix of gasses everywhere on this infinite plane?
There is no way for me to answer that at this time.  We don't know.
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