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Title: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Username on October 02, 2011, 02:14:39 PM
Don't get your feelings hurt if we forget.

Happy Birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: sillyrob on October 02, 2011, 04:43:05 PM
My feelings will be hurt if you forget.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 02, 2011, 05:32:50 PM
Gayers birthday is the same day as my brothers. GO figure.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2011, 08:56:24 PM
This is better.

I am Dann's brother.

I am.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jack on October 03, 2011, 01:46:26 AM
It's quite late, but happy birthday, Colonel. Where have you been hiding lately?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2011, 01:56:26 AM
I've been hiding in baby land, behind the nappies and food. Gonna be around even less soon as I'm moving :(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 03, 2011, 08:50:07 AM
Happy late birthday Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on October 03, 2011, 09:12:06 AM
Sorry I missed this, but happy birthday. :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 04, 2011, 12:51:09 PM
I hope your birthday was terrible.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
I hope your birthday was terrible.

You die now!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 04, 2011, 03:10:22 PM
I hope your birthday was terrible.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on October 04, 2011, 04:50:53 PM
I hope your birthday was terrible.
It was.  Oh wait, you meant her.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 05, 2011, 09:32:05 AM
This is better.

I am Dann's brother.

I am.
I am an uncle. I demand keeses from glorius leader niece.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 05, 2011, 08:49:43 PM
This is better.

I am Dann's brother.

I am.
I am an uncle. I demand keeses from glorius leader niece.
Wow, that's some creepy pedo lime* going on here.

* - Why do I have such poor manners?
This post edited by your friendly New FEW editor, PizzaPlanet.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 06, 2011, 03:37:43 AM
This is better.

I am Dann's brother.

I am.
I am an uncle. I demand keeses from glorius leader niece.

The glorious leader doesn't do keeses - she bit
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 06, 2011, 03:57:45 AM
She'd keese me. Trust me. I know glorious leaders.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 24, 2011, 12:11:50 PM
You guys missed my birthday. :(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Mrs. Peach on October 24, 2011, 12:16:54 PM
You guys missed my birthday. :(
::)  look in your mailbox
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 24, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
You ain't a guys.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 24, 2011, 06:52:40 PM
Aw, happy birthday Dann.

Mine's in a few days.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 24, 2011, 07:06:48 PM
:D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 24, 2011, 10:21:40 PM
Happy birthday Dann!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on October 24, 2011, 10:42:37 PM
Happy birthday, Dann. Peace and blessings.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 25, 2011, 03:59:41 AM
THATS BETTER! :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on October 25, 2011, 04:14:35 AM
Sorry Dann. Happy Birthday. O0
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 25, 2011, 08:39:29 AM
I expected it from you Thork. You've always hated me.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on October 25, 2011, 09:04:08 AM
This isn't true. I have to say though, sub-consciously I am starting to think you are that ginger cam whore and it does make me respond less kindly than I would otherwise do to such an esteemed member of FES. Maybe time for a change?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on October 25, 2011, 09:21:33 AM
Maybe. but Hara is so awesome!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: sillyrob on October 27, 2011, 05:21:58 PM
I want my $8 back.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 28, 2011, 05:04:07 PM
Happy birthday to me.  Happy birthday to me.  Happy birthday dear Roundy, happy birthday to me.

 :(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Username on October 28, 2011, 05:16:09 PM
Happy Birthday roundy!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 28, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
Happy Birthday roundy!

Thank you!  ;D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on November 03, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
A belated Birthday wish for you, Roundy.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on November 03, 2011, 06:40:27 AM
An early birthday wish for you next year roundy!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Vongeo on February 13, 2012, 05:31:31 AM
Happy birthday eddy baby.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Particle Person on February 20, 2012, 06:54:58 PM
I'll be eighteen in about three hours. Prepare yourselves.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Vongeo on February 20, 2012, 06:55:43 PM
I'll be eighteen in about three hours. Prepare yourselves.
Age of consent, without consent.




(Imma fuck jesus)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: amy123 on February 22, 2012, 01:30:20 AM
i love your post!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on February 22, 2012, 02:26:20 AM
I'll be eighteen in about three hours. Prepare yourselves.
Happy Birthday PP2
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: JacobBrayn on February 28, 2012, 08:41:44 AM
Hi I also want to give you happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Particle Person on February 28, 2012, 02:04:45 PM
Hi I also want to give you happy birthday.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on March 12, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
In one hour it will be muh burfday (13th) and I will be turning 23.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 12, 2012, 09:49:10 PM
Happy birthday Roosroos.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on March 13, 2012, 03:52:34 AM
Happy Birthday Rooster. :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Tausami on March 13, 2012, 04:03:37 AM
Happy birthday Rooster!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on March 13, 2012, 04:15:32 AM
Happy birthday Rooster!
You are a mod now. How about you clean up some of the spam? (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=51032.msg1317486#msg1317486) ::)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Tausami on March 13, 2012, 09:42:18 AM
Happy birthday Rooster!
You are a mod now. How about you clean up some of the spam? (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=51032.msg1317486#msg1317486) ::)

Done. Hard to patrol the site on my droid.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 13, 2012, 03:31:50 PM
Happy birthday roosroos!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jack on March 13, 2012, 04:35:47 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: theonlydann on March 13, 2012, 10:13:28 PM
Happy birthday rooster.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on March 13, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Thanks you guys!  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on March 14, 2012, 12:12:41 AM
In one hour it will be muh burfday (13th) and I will be turning 23.

You're older than me, zomg. Also, happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Vindictus on March 14, 2012, 12:37:43 AM
Happy birthday, Rooster.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Particle Person on March 14, 2012, 01:08:32 AM
Females get more birthday wishes.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Vindictus on March 14, 2012, 02:51:51 AM
Happy Birthday, Space Ghost.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on May 19, 2012, 07:09:16 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEEMAN!!!!
(http://i4.ifrm.com/1552/168/emo/bday.gif)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Pongo on May 19, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEEMAN!!!!
(http://i4.ifrm.com/1552/168/emo/bday.gif)

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! You're finally a teenager!!! Congrats bro!




J/K!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Username on May 20, 2012, 08:55:08 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEEMAN!!!!
(http://i4.ifrm.com/1552/168/emo/bday.gif)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on May 21, 2012, 08:20:34 PM
My belated best-wishes.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Lord Wilmore on May 21, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
I could've sworn I replied to this... Anyway, thanks guys!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jack on May 21, 2012, 10:30:43 PM
Happy belated birthday!! :D

Hope you had a wonderful birthday, Wilmore.


EDIT: the first one doesn't sound quite right
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 24, 2012, 09:25:00 PM
It was my birthday on the thirteenth.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on July 31, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
It's my birthday today. I'm turning 14.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Nomad on August 02, 2012, 02:09:10 PM
Happy birthday, Mugsy!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: BoatswainsMate on August 04, 2012, 03:58:41 AM
Happy birthday to me!, 26. Feels like another normal day, except I am somewhere I cannot say in the pacific ocean. Sometimes it makes me want to just get out of the guard and use my GI bill for some education... I will at least get to enjoy holidays again.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 02, 2012, 02:47:07 AM
Happy birthday Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 02, 2012, 03:07:56 PM
Happy birthday, Gayer!  I made you breakfast in bed, but you were thousands of miles away so I just ate it myself.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2012, 10:36:44 PM
Git!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Nomad on December 02, 2012, 11:22:45 AM
YEAH, LOVE YOU GUYS TOO.  assholes
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 02, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 03, 2012, 01:50:15 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Beorn on December 03, 2012, 01:54:03 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 03, 2012, 07:30:05 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 03, 2012, 07:53:04 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 03, 2012, 08:03:50 AM
Nomad's birthday is a big deal.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Supertails on December 06, 2012, 01:35:51 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crudblud on December 06, 2012, 09:06:50 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOMAD!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on December 06, 2012, 10:46:28 AM
And a very merry unbirthday to Nomad.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on December 10, 2012, 06:38:56 PM
Happy Zetetic day The Knowledge

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 07:50:27 AM
Tomorrow (26th Jan) is my birthday. I am giving you all advanced notice so you can prepare poems, short shorties, art work and all the other internet based mediums of showing love and affection. I shall enjoy reading them.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on January 25, 2013, 08:00:00 AM
Tomorrow (26th Jan) is my birthday. I am giving you all advanced notice so you can prepare poems, short shorties, art work and all the other internet based mediums of showing love and affection. I shall enjoy reading them.

It is already the 26th of January here, so I will give you your birthday present now. We have been preparing it for the past several weeks.

Surprise! (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,57060.html)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 08:01:54 AM
Australia always makes a big effort for my birthday. Fireworks, celebrations, drinking, etc.
I guess its because my grandfather was Australian, but still, its a lovely surprise each year.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on January 25, 2013, 08:13:11 AM
Australia always makes a big effort for my birthday. Fireworks, celebrations, drinking, etc.
I guess its because my grandfather was Australian, but still, its a lovely surprise each year.

We're celebrating the fact that he left the country before you were born. Otherwise, we'd have to put up with you all the time.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 08:20:46 AM
If he hadn't left, I wouldn't be here at all. Ponder that a while, whilst watching my fireworks tonight.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on January 25, 2013, 08:30:33 AM
If he hadn't left, I wouldn't be here at all. Ponder that a while, whilst watching my fireworks tonight.

I'm afraid I won't get to go. I'll be too busy packing for the biggest Open Source conference in the southern hemisphere.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 26, 2013, 12:38:36 AM
Happy birthday Thork
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Beorn on January 26, 2013, 02:18:53 AM
Happy Birthday Thork!! Hope you get a BanHammer as present!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on January 26, 2013, 03:15:43 AM
Happy birthday Thork.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: EduardoVS-BR on February 03, 2013, 07:38:30 AM
Tomorrow I will be completing 1 year in this forums!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on February 03, 2013, 09:45:29 AM
those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on February 03, 2013, 10:52:09 AM
those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".

Go away.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Genius on February 03, 2013, 10:55:08 AM
those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".

Go away.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 03, 2013, 12:25:03 PM
A year is a convenient unit of time, simply because we're already so used to it.  I would also like to express my agreement with Parsifal's sentiments.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on February 03, 2013, 03:59:02 PM
those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".
In 3651/4 days the sun moves from its smallest circles to its largest and back again. It is a complete cycle. Please read Earth Not a Globe to understand how the sun works in FET.

(http://www.sacred-texts.com/earth/za/img/fig60.jpg)

I'd suspect those who don't even understand how the FET model really works, 'out themselves' as poor trolls. We have seasons. Therefore something is going on so 365 days must be relevant.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Particle Person on February 21, 2013, 09:15:17 AM
turnt 19 today!11111
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on February 21, 2013, 09:17:04 AM
Coincidentally, I just watched that movie about an hour ago. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on February 21, 2013, 09:17:37 AM
turnt 19 today!11111
Happy Birthday. I hope someone buys you an electric razor as a present. Maybe a voucher for the local barbers too.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on February 21, 2013, 10:01:32 AM
turnt 19 today!11111
Happy Birthday. I hope someone buys you an electric razor as a present. Maybe a voucher for the local barbers too.
hmm...
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 21, 2013, 10:48:25 AM
turnt 19 today!11111

pimply teenager
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Supertails on February 21, 2013, 01:05:14 PM
I am now 21. I'm not gonna be doing any drinking, though. And I think I'm finally at the point where birthdays just feel like regular days now. ;_; Also where I don't want birthday parties.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Particle Person on February 21, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
I am now 21. I'm not gonna be doing any drinking, though. And I think I'm finally at the point where birthdays just feel like regular days now. ;_; Also where I don't want birthday parties.

Did you turn 21 today? If so, we have the same birthday!

turnt 19 today!11111
Happy Birthday. I hope someone buys you an electric razor as a present. Maybe a voucher for the local barbers too.

LOL you're so cheeky!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: hoppy on February 21, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
Happy B-day, Supes and PP. :) :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on February 21, 2013, 06:22:13 PM
Happy belated birthdays to Galileo Galilie (February 15) and Nicolaus Copernicus (February 19).
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 21, 2013, 07:15:28 PM
I am now 21. I'm not gonna be doing any drinking, though. And I think I'm finally at the point where birthdays just feel like regular days now. ;_; Also where I don't want birthday parties.

You are so dark.

Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 22, 2013, 09:29:10 AM
Happy birthday Supes and HairyBoy
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Blanko on February 24, 2013, 12:09:08 AM
Damn, I missed PP2 and Supes by two days.  :(

(my birthday was yesterday btw)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on February 24, 2013, 12:17:14 AM
Happy birthday to the lot of you.   :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 24, 2013, 05:15:21 AM
Happy birthday everyone!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 24, 2013, 06:46:28 AM
Happy birthday for yesterday Blanko you wanko
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 24, 2013, 07:00:39 AM
Happy birthday to all the birthday people. Hope you all went out and had some fun.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Beorn on March 03, 2013, 06:54:28 AM

Happy Birthdays!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on March 13, 2013, 10:30:16 AM
March 13 is the day I was squeezed into this world.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Was it Friday the 13th?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on March 13, 2013, 11:18:49 AM
Was it Friday the 13th?
no it was a monday
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on March 13, 2013, 12:13:53 PM
Was it Friday the 13th?
no it was a monday
That's even worse.  My condolences. ;)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on March 13, 2013, 12:15:14 PM
Was it Friday the 13th?
no it was a monday
That's even worse.
you're the worst
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Foxy on March 13, 2013, 12:21:21 PM
Happy birthday, rooster!  :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on March 13, 2013, 12:54:41 PM
Happy Birthday. :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on March 13, 2013, 01:03:37 PM
Was it Friday the 13th?
no it was a monday
That's even worse.
you're the worst
:-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Tausami on March 16, 2013, 08:35:05 AM
Rooster's birthday is the day after mine. This is weird.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on March 17, 2013, 09:15:18 AM
We must end this spherical earth birthday thread!
 >o<
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on April 07, 2013, 12:35:32 PM
We must end this spherical earth birthday thread!
 >o<
Flat earth theory also has an annual cycle, hence seasons. The sun moves in and out from the North pole. Why am I even telling you this? You have been here long enough and I have corrected you about this before. >o<

those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".
In 3651/4 days the sun moves from its smallest circles to its largest and back again. It is a complete cycle. Please read Earth Not a Globe to understand how the sun works in FET.

(http://www.sacred-texts.com/earth/za/img/fig60.jpg)

I'd suspect those who don't even understand how the FET model really works, 'out themselves' as poor trolls. We have seasons. Therefore something is going on so 365 days must be relevant.
Bloody well pay attention when I share wisdom with you! >:(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 13, 2013, 08:58:40 AM
Today is my birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on July 13, 2013, 09:06:08 AM
Today is my birthday.
I thought is was April 28?

Anyway, happy birthday.  I hope it is a great one.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 13, 2013, 09:32:17 AM
I am the real Saddam Hussein, so yes.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Genius on July 13, 2013, 10:14:18 AM
Happy Saturday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on July 13, 2013, 10:42:35 AM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 13, 2013, 11:00:11 AM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on July 13, 2013, 11:29:10 AM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Lorddave on July 13, 2013, 11:53:25 AM
Happy Birthday.
I hope you do something fun and/or drop all responsibilities for the day.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2013, 12:03:38 PM
Happy birthday  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 14, 2013, 01:01:00 AM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.

You are about 6 months older than my son.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on July 14, 2013, 02:59:37 PM
Happy (belated) birthday
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 14, 2013, 07:46:56 PM
Happy (belated) birthday

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on July 19, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
as Birthdays follow RE theory, I implore you to end this mythical celebration.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on July 20, 2013, 07:37:56 AM
I thought you were younger than that. Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 20, 2013, 02:40:59 PM
I thought you were younger than that. Happy Birthday

Everyone on FES is far older than they appear to be.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 20, 2013, 02:41:33 PM
I'm 62!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spoon on July 20, 2013, 04:07:48 PM
I'm 11!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: hoppy on July 21, 2013, 09:57:48 AM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\
Happy belated birthday. Also this a good suggestion for you.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 21, 2013, 11:57:22 AM
I'm 57!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 22, 2013, 03:25:53 PM
I'm 57!

It's true.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: OrbisNonSufficit on July 22, 2013, 05:18:06 PM
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\
Happy belated birthday. Also this a good suggestion for you.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on July 23, 2013, 05:53:20 AM
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 23, 2013, 08:54:45 AM
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!

24 year olds are children. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 23, 2013, 10:00:52 AM
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!

You have to tell us for us to notice.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on July 23, 2013, 10:37:15 AM
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
Now we're the same age!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 23, 2013, 01:51:57 PM
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
Now we're the same age!

He finally caught up to you.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on July 24, 2013, 07:31:48 PM
I believe it's Mr. Shenton's birthday today.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 24, 2013, 07:32:38 PM
Happy Birthday Samuel Shenton!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on July 24, 2013, 07:41:42 PM
The other one. haha

I'd have bought him a cup of java, but the sound of caviar and fizzing champagne on his yacht is simply too loud for him to hear the phone.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 24, 2013, 10:54:17 PM
Yeah happy birthday to Daniel
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 25, 2013, 08:11:37 PM
Ha ha, Happy birthday Daniel!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Adolf Hipster on July 25, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
Happy birthday Daniel.

Maybe I'll give you a present if you actually log on and post something!  >o<
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 25, 2013, 10:42:49 PM
Who is this Daniel  person that you people speak of?

Anyway, happy birthday stranger.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: OrbisNonSufficit on August 15, 2013, 02:58:38 PM
I'm 22 now!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on August 15, 2013, 03:00:11 PM
I'm 22 now!
Many Happy Returns.  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 15, 2013, 04:29:10 PM
Happy Celestial Day Th*rk!

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: OrbisNonSufficit on August 16, 2013, 12:04:54 AM
I'm 22 now!
Many Happy Returns.  :D

Thanks man, I appreciate it!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 17, 2013, 12:00:31 AM
Happy birthday, ONS.  You are 6 months older than my son.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: PizzaPlanet on August 21, 2013, 10:29:57 PM
It's still my birthday in this time zone. However, this is not true for most other time zones.

(http://i.omgomg.eu/cake)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Genius on August 22, 2013, 03:35:24 AM
PizzaPlanet is the birthday girl :D (Or was). Happy belated birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: hoppy on August 22, 2013, 08:28:39 AM
Murica :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Happy Birthday PizzaPlanet.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on August 22, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
Your cake is so ironic.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 22, 2013, 01:36:23 PM
But PizzaPlanet is eleven. ???
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 22, 2013, 03:06:11 PM
happy solar day!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 22, 2013, 11:29:11 PM
Happy birthday PP
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 25, 2013, 10:29:56 AM
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 28, 2013, 05:21:49 PM
hoppy solar day!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 03:30:35 AM
*coughs*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Parsifal on October 02, 2013, 03:36:26 AM
*coughs*

Please keep low-content posts in Complete Nonsense.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on October 02, 2013, 04:13:35 AM
Happy Birthday, GayGay! Facebook told me this morning with a notification which is odd since it
normally doesn't do that.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 02, 2013, 04:21:28 AM
Happy B-day, my Love.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 04:28:52 AM
Thank you roosroos and jroa  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 02, 2013, 04:41:45 AM
Happy birthday Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 02, 2013, 04:55:18 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
Type of nun?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 05:01:58 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
Type of nun?

I have no specific preference.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on October 02, 2013, 07:05:27 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
Type of nun?

I have no specific preference.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b1460F5l0xg/UCOnp-TOXJI/AAAAAAAABQQ/ZwH2sgbyu9s/s320/mean-nun.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 07:18:52 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
Type of nun?

I have no specific preference.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b1460F5l0xg/UCOnp-TOXJI/AAAAAAAABQQ/ZwH2sgbyu9s/s320/mean-nun.jpg)
Sexy.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 02, 2013, 07:34:57 AM
Happy birthday, Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 08:37:32 AM
Thanks Roundy  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 02, 2013, 09:20:16 AM
How old are you now?  Forty?  Fifty?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on October 02, 2013, 09:46:16 AM
How old are you now?  Forty?  Fifty?
Tsk, tsk.  A gentleman never asks that of a lady.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 09:53:58 AM
57. The same as I have been for the past however many years I've been on FES.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on October 02, 2013, 10:52:48 AM
Happy Birthday Gayer! I hope you get some cock.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 11:13:58 AM
I hope so too.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on October 02, 2013, 11:43:56 AM
Happy birthday, yo.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 02, 2013, 11:48:28 AM
Happy birthday Gayer  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 12:00:48 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on October 02, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
Happy Birthday (Weird Al) (http://#)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Adolf Hipster on October 02, 2013, 12:20:45 PM
Happy birthday Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2013, 01:12:30 PM
My birthday is almost over. None of you sent me a birthday card - you are all off my christmas card list  >:(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Genius on October 02, 2013, 01:17:48 PM
Happy day heteroless lady person
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Foxy on October 02, 2013, 03:53:51 PM
Happy birthday, Gayer!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 02, 2013, 06:34:19 PM
My birthday is almost over. None of you sent me a birthday card - you are all off my christmas card list  >:(

But... I don't remember getting a card last Christmas...  :-\
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2013, 02:00:19 AM
My birthday is almost over. None of you sent me a birthday card - you are all off my christmas card list  >:(

But... I don't remember getting a card last Christmas...  :-\

Must have got lost in the post
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 03, 2013, 07:38:49 AM
My birthday is almost over. None of you sent me a birthday card - you are all off my christmas card list  >:(

But... I don't remember getting a card last Christmas...  :-\

Must have got lost in the post

It's that perverted postlady you have again.  You should probably stop sending x-rated Christmas cards!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 03, 2013, 08:03:23 AM
My birthday is almost over. None of you sent me a birthday card - you are all off my christmas card list  >:(

But... I don't remember getting a card last Christmas...  :-\

Must have got lost in the post

It's that perverted postlady you have again.  You should probably stop sending x-rated Christmas cards!
The perverted postlady probably intercepted the nun I sent.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2013, 02:33:25 AM
Damn that perverted postlady!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: hoppy on October 13, 2013, 06:16:04 AM
Thank you spanner. I hope I get a nun for my birthday present.
You should watch "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" on net flicks.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 28, 2013, 08:13:42 PM
It's my birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 29, 2013, 01:45:43 AM
Happy birthday  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 29, 2013, 08:14:18 AM
Happy birthday, Roundy!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 29, 2013, 08:25:07 AM
How old are you?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on October 29, 2013, 08:25:29 AM
Yes, happy birthday Roundy.

I too recently celebrated such an occasion.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on October 29, 2013, 09:29:38 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 29, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
It's my birthday.
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Foxy on October 29, 2013, 10:10:28 AM
Happy birthday, Roundy!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 29, 2013, 11:02:58 AM
Happy B-day, Roundy.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 29, 2013, 03:01:24 PM
Thanks everybody!

How old are you?

73 years young good fellow.  Still fencing too despite beng old and having a prosthetic leg.  I enjoy my retirement watching war documentaries and drinking yukon jack and polish vodka in my pennsyvania cabin.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Genius on October 29, 2013, 04:53:12 PM
Thanks everybody!

How old are you?

73 years young good fellow.  Still fencing too despite beng old and having a prosthetic leg.  I enjoy my retirement watching war documentaries and drinking yukon jack and polish vodka in my pennsyvania cabin.

I completely believe this.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Thork on October 29, 2013, 05:29:15 PM
Thanks everybody!

How old are you?

73 years young good fellow.  Still fencing too despite beng old and having a prosthetic leg.  I enjoy my retirement watching war documentaries and drinking yukon jack and polish vodka in my pennsyvania cabin.
I miss Archibald. He asked me to photoshop his real life face as Darth Maul before he left.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/sfazjb.png)
I duly obliged.

Also, happy birthday.   :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 29, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Archibald was great.  I preferred him as Crusty, but he was still great.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: carlsurrow on November 03, 2013, 11:04:54 PM
Don't forget my birthday, next year, and you can send me a happy belated if you care to- my email is tuf21414@temple.edu ...im new to the society :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 04, 2013, 12:11:26 AM
I have a feeling that somebody is going to get banned real quick. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on November 04, 2013, 11:29:04 AM
Yes, happy birthday Roundy.

I too recently celebrated such an occasion.

Not even one belated birthday wish.

I am :(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 04, 2013, 05:46:09 PM
Yes, happy birthday Roundy.

I too recently celebrated such an occasion.

Not even one belated birthday wish.

I am :(

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were actually fishing.  Happy belated birthday, Junker!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 04, 2013, 09:34:39 PM
Sorry Junker, happy belated birthday  :-*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on November 04, 2013, 11:02:49 PM
Thanks :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Foxy on November 04, 2013, 11:21:11 PM
Have a happy belated birthday, Junker!

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: rooster on November 05, 2013, 04:24:17 AM
Hope it was a good one, Junker.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 05, 2013, 04:25:46 AM
junker does not age.  He has not birthday. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on November 05, 2013, 03:36:13 PM
junker does not age.  He has not birthday.
 

i wish you a great day on your actual birthday, but these 365 "days" follows spherical earth theory.
we, as Zetetics need to create a special Holiday, not following this. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 05, 2013, 03:44:26 PM
No, I think what we have now is just fine.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on November 05, 2013, 04:06:19 PM
Belated Birthday Wishes to Roundy and Junker!! Hope you had time to Celebrate!! :) :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 06, 2013, 06:43:17 PM
Happy belated birthday Roundy and Junker!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 20, 2013, 11:22:31 AM
Happy birthday, Crudblud. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 21, 2013, 10:36:12 AM
Crudblud doesn't get a birthday
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on December 23, 2013, 04:51:02 AM
I did.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 23, 2013, 03:39:15 PM
I did.

Was it full of feck?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 25, 2013, 07:38:35 AM
Happy birthday Jesus  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 25, 2013, 09:02:05 AM
Happy birthday Jesus  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 25, 2013, 09:19:43 AM
Happy solstice pagan sun worshiping day.  See you again when it is time to praise the egg laying bunny equinox day.  Oh, and Jesus and stuff.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on December 25, 2013, 09:52:31 AM
Happy birthday Jesus  :D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2014, 01:47:24 AM
Happy birthday to the Glorious Leader!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on February 01, 2014, 04:01:13 AM
Happy birthday to the Glorious Leader!!!
Happy birthday to the Glorious Leader!!!
Happy birthday to the Glorious Leader!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 01, 2014, 07:20:47 AM
Happy birthday!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: iwanttobelieve on February 01, 2014, 07:56:49 AM
Happy Lunar Cycle Day.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2014, 08:20:07 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on February 03, 2014, 07:58:25 AM
My belated best wishes to the glorious leader!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: spanner34.5 on October 02, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
Happy birthday Gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 03, 2014, 01:12:36 AM
Happy birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2014, 01:35:12 AM
Cheers guys
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on October 03, 2014, 02:55:48 PM
Happy Birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2014, 01:48:45 AM
Ta muchly
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 04, 2014, 02:18:01 AM
Happy birthday, my lover. 
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2014, 06:00:02 AM
Oooo er...
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 04, 2014, 12:36:04 PM
Happy birthday! Did you do anything fun?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 05, 2014, 05:07:05 AM
Went bowling on Friday and a couple came round last night for a little party. But neither of these were for my birthday :( I had to get the Glorious Leader to make me a card so I'd even have one  :'(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Tusk on July 11, 2016, 01:37:26 PM
I'm 57!

We could be pensioner buddies. Hang out at the bingo, go to garden centers, Have lovely drives on a Sunday at 25mph and complian about how much of a hurry everybody else is in to the soundtrack of a thousand car horn urging us to get the fuck out of the way. Just a thought.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Ski on July 24, 2016, 09:39:53 AM
Happy President Day! Errr..., Daniel Shenton day!

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 24, 2016, 09:55:53 AM
W00t! Happy Daniel day!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on July 24, 2016, 03:31:28 PM
Happy Birthday Daniel!!  :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: markjo on November 10, 2017, 06:57:42 AM
Happy birthday US Marine Corps.  OOOH RAH!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 10, 2017, 07:21:15 AM
Semper Fi
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2018, 07:41:28 AM
The Glorious Leader is 7 today!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 01, 2018, 07:47:04 AM
Happy birthday!!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Keith_Brand on June 27, 2018, 05:25:47 AM
My Birthday is in two days!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 27, 2018, 05:45:37 AM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on June 27, 2018, 10:02:14 AM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on June 27, 2018, 10:10:54 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/nC8uBR44HCWYg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on June 28, 2018, 12:44:55 AM
I'll be 499,320 hours old @ 1:36am on July 6.

I don't feel a moment over 317,266 hours old.   ;D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Wolvaccine on June 28, 2018, 01:06:50 AM
My Birthday is in two days!!

I took this post from the future so you could have it early

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!  8) 8) 8) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2018, 12:28:26 AM
I am disappointed people  >:(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 03, 2018, 07:54:03 AM
DID WE MISS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Happy birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 03, 2018, 08:06:55 AM
Happy belated birthday, Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on October 03, 2018, 08:10:46 AM
HaPpY BiRtHdAy
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 03, 2018, 08:14:17 AM
HaPpY BiRtHdAy

That was excellent use of the lower case space character. It is often overlooked, almost as if it has been forgotten, like the true meaning of "literally." Kids these days, though.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on October 03, 2018, 08:18:07 AM
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on October 03, 2018, 08:18:29 AM
HaPpY BiRtHdAy

That was excellent use of the lower case space character. It is often overlooked, almost as if it has been forgotten, like the true meaning of "literally." Kids these days, though.

alt+032   ;)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2018, 09:17:55 AM
Hmph. Too little, too late.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bom Tishop on October 03, 2018, 09:41:16 AM
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.

I see someone never had a birthday whomp from night till morning, or birthday sex (the only two things good about being one year closer to death)...

That is one explanation why you are so mad.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on October 03, 2018, 12:15:24 PM
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.

I see someone never had a birthday whomp from night till morning, or birthday sex (the only two things good about being one year closer to death)...

That is one explanation why you are so mad.

Birthday Sex?  Is that the only time you sex?  Must suck to be you.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on February 08, 2019, 12:06:28 AM
The following are things I've said to my son tonight.

Son. "dad how old are you tomorrow"?

Me "Well son, you'd need all your fingers and toes. All your sisters finger and toes and two penises to count.

Son." are you getting a present? "

Me," adult birthdays are different. We're probably going to a nice restaurant and eat horse. "

Son, 'horse, why do you say such ridiculous things? "

Me," oh I'm the ridiculous one now? You once told me that it's okay to beat up your sister because batman beats his two year sister."
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 08, 2019, 06:36:57 AM
Happy birthday, Mr Cruton. I hope you enjoy your horse.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on February 08, 2019, 08:57:49 AM
happy birthday fam
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on March 27, 2019, 11:02:34 PM
999 is better for me than being 99. Because being reverse of 666 sounds better. Hohohoholy 999. ;)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on March 28, 2019, 04:22:04 AM
I never check this thread. HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY CROUTON!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on March 28, 2019, 06:12:41 AM
Gasp. How did you know?!

A very merry unbirthday to you as well.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jamie on March 28, 2019, 06:33:49 AM
Happy belated birthday, crunchy salad-thing.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 28, 2019, 06:45:03 AM
42?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on March 28, 2019, 06:45:54 AM
Gasp. How did you know?!

A very merry unbirthday to you as well.

Thank you kindly sir!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: kachowabunga 17 on September 20, 2019, 01:02:30 PM
You are older now.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: The Real Celine Dion on September 20, 2019, 03:01:08 PM


 ;D
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2019, 04:41:51 AM
Ahem
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on October 02, 2019, 06:03:17 AM
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
Home
Home again
I like to be here
When I can
When I come home
Cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones
Beside the fire
Far away
Across the field
Tolling on the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on October 02, 2019, 06:06:35 AM
A few decades ago it was an awesome song.
Now it's an ominous song.

Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 02, 2019, 07:02:36 AM
Ahem

IS TODAY YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Happy birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2019, 07:08:08 AM
Ahem

IS TODAY YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Happy birthday Gayer!

IT IS!

Thanks!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on October 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM
Yaaaaaaaaa, hApPy bIrThDaY !!!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 02, 2019, 10:47:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2019, 10:47:53 AM
Thank you children
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Junker on October 02, 2019, 11:03:43 AM
hb to the cg
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on January 27, 2020, 12:47:11 AM
happy birthday disputeone.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2020, 02:54:34 AM
Everyone say happy birthday to the Glorious Leader
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on February 01, 2020, 03:00:55 AM
happy birthday to the Glorious Leader
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on February 01, 2020, 05:16:22 AM
 ??? About two months remained to my birthday but you can celebrate it from now.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on February 01, 2020, 05:20:08 AM
??? About two months remained to my birthday but you can celebrate it from now.

happy pre-birthday, wise
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on February 01, 2020, 06:22:46 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR KIDDO AND RULER GAYER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2020, 07:20:46 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR KIDDO AND RULER GAYER!

THANKS! 9 YEARS OF RULING THIS FLAT EARTH!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 01, 2020, 08:41:30 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLORIOUS LEADER!

I can't believe it has already been 9 years!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2020, 10:38:56 AM
Can hardly believe it either. She hasn't been doing a great job of Glorious Leading though tbh, look at the state of the world
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on February 01, 2020, 12:19:39 PM
It can take a long time to break things down so you can rebuild them better.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 01, 2020, 01:42:02 PM

Salutations!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on March 03, 2020, 11:45:14 AM
There is an old man here everybody forget.  :'(
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 03, 2020, 12:51:05 PM

Happy birthday Wise.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on March 03, 2020, 12:53:40 PM
Wise, were I able, I would buy you a stripper in a Baklava.

Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 03, 2020, 12:55:45 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WISE.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on March 04, 2020, 03:15:08 AM
Thanks! 4 years of enlightining the world!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 04, 2020, 04:48:08 AM


You're 4?

Well done young girl.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on March 04, 2020, 05:00:07 AM
You're 4?

Well done young girl.

It is the age of enlighting the people via this forum. It is -about- 99 in total.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Wolvaccine on March 04, 2020, 05:20:27 AM
It's wise day! A notable day on the flat earth calender
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 04, 2020, 06:45:40 AM



Is it true that all Pisceans smell of fish?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on March 04, 2020, 06:58:55 AM
I don't think so. But even so you can smell it yourself.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 04, 2020, 07:46:18 AM

I'm a Libra, we don't believe in star-signs
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Bom Tishop on April 23, 2020, 11:41:51 PM
Hey Wise...

Happy Birthday good sir
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: wise on April 28, 2020, 12:25:39 AM
Hey Wise...

Happy Birthday good sir
^-^
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2020, 09:00:12 AM
Ahem
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 02, 2020, 09:05:40 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2020, 09:48:44 AM
Oh, how lovely that you remembered
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jamie on October 02, 2020, 10:31:36 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 02, 2020, 11:14:27 AM
Happy Birthday Gayer!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 03, 2020, 02:34:45 PM

Happy Birthday GAYER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2020, 04:27:14 AM
Alright you few are not on my death list any more
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
I assume my presents are delayed in the post due to pandemic
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 04, 2020, 06:03:41 AM
I assume my presents are delayed in the post due to pandemic
I'm not sure if you've seen just how much we have Made America's Postal System Great Again but it's possible that the Postmaster General has shredded the gift I sent you, or opened it and resold it on eBay to help fund their operations.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on October 04, 2020, 09:02:22 AM
I didn't know about a death list!

Happy birthday gayer.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2020, 10:55:11 AM
Too late, you're still on the list
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jamie on February 26, 2021, 05:35:05 AM
Is it true that all Pisceans smell of fish?

I've gone once more 'round the sun today.

It's true. I smell a tad bit like salmon.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on February 26, 2021, 05:36:40 AM
Happy Birthday Jamie!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 26, 2021, 07:41:18 AM

Happy birthday Kipper!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on February 26, 2021, 08:19:35 AM


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 26, 2021, 08:31:41 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 26, 2021, 08:54:44 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jamie on February 26, 2021, 11:56:17 AM


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.

That's honestly one of my favorite shows.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Stash on February 26, 2021, 11:58:54 AM
HBD! And Salmon stink isn't a bad scent. Revel in it and your birthday celebration.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: FE4 on April 15, 2021, 03:37:05 PM
My birthday comrades is a couple months away which is when i go on vacation for awhile.
I should return around september.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2021, 08:55:34 AM
*coughs*
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 02, 2021, 11:16:33 AM
happy birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 02, 2021, 11:39:33 AM

Happy birthday fellow Libran.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: boydster on October 02, 2021, 01:26:39 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Wolvaccine on October 02, 2021, 11:21:25 PM
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2021, 02:58:34 AM
Thank you, how sweet that you all remembered
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Alexei on October 04, 2021, 03:01:13 PM
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Wolvaccine on October 04, 2021, 08:13:57 PM
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Alexei on October 05, 2021, 09:41:02 AM
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life
My birthday passed.
But thanks for the happy birthday.
Been awhile since i got one of those.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: FranklinConner on October 20, 2022, 07:52:44 AM
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors. Maybe it would be appropriate to give a set from here  just to spend time outdoors or on the veranda of our country house. Suggest what is better to buy, as we are still newlyweds and have not fully learned the needs and hidden desires of each other, thank you

(sneaky bot)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Alexei on October 20, 2022, 10:21:52 AM
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors.

My profile pic tells it all.
I'd love a Filthy frank shirt or Fake frank sunglasses.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 26, 2023, 01:16:49 AM


Anyhow, so the centuries roll by and it’s my birthday again, and it becomes an exercise in who’s forgotten me this year, or dropped off the world without me noticing, oh, and cakes, and we’ll go for a Tibetan meal and WhatsApp will be annoying for a while. Salute!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 26, 2023, 06:19:40 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JURA!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on September 26, 2023, 08:10:24 AM
Oh, happy birthday Jura.

EVERYBODY WISH JURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 26, 2023, 08:37:32 AM
Oh, happy birthday Jura.

EVERYBODY WISH JURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!


^       THIS!          ^
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on September 26, 2023, 09:15:36 AM
Happy Birthday Jura!

Hope your special day is Awesome!  :)
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 02, 2024, 10:31:57 AM
It was The Glorious Leader's birthday yesterday. All hail your teenage overlord!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 02, 2024, 11:35:47 AM
Wow, I can't believe she is already a teenager. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLORIOUS LEADER!
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2024, 12:19:53 PM

Happy birthday glorious leader! Does she even know of our existence?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Crouton on February 02, 2024, 01:40:13 PM
Is the dream aware of the dreamer?
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: gotham on February 03, 2024, 12:09:22 PM
Happy Birthday to our Glorious Leader! We do look forward to your new speech at the yearly convention.
Title: Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 09, 2024, 10:07:05 AM

Happy birthday glorious leader! Does she even know of our existence?

I think she's vaguely aware